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2017-12-02, 11:59 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Oct 2016
- Location
- Australia
Re: Fantasy Puns, Jokes and Humorous Quests needed!
Hi guys.
Just thought I'd let all the people with suggestions know, the game is progressing, and should completed by the end of January.
Once it's finished, I'll post a link for the downloading the game. I'll make sure there are save files near the jokes you've suggested so you don't have to wade through the game looking for your contribution (There's about 5 hours of game per chapter).
Thanks again for the help, it's all making the game that much better.
**Post Edit**
Thought I'd add this conundrum I'm currently on...
I can't decide about a possible love interest for the male human neutral evil fighter.
One option is a dim witted female bard. He hates bards, and would have to ask a bunch of bards for tips on how to woo the gal.
The other option is what appears to be a sweet naive Princess Peach, who turns out to be a maniacal killer dressing like Peach only to encourage people to trust her.
These are the two gals in question (the Peach look alike only looks like this after she reveals her true nature)
Last edited by Gnome de plume; 2017-12-03 at 12:09 AM.
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2017-12-03, 01:36 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2017
- Location
- CLASSIFIED
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Re: Fantasy Puns, Jokes and Humorous Quests needed!
100% go evil peach. Also, she has a side hobby of shoemaking.
Stop using good evidence and logic that makes sense to refute points, that's my job
Lots of people seem to use blue for sarcasm, I decided I should too
I have joined the ranks of the FFRPeople Here is my character.
Thank you to Linkele for creating my avatar!
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2017-12-30, 11:15 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Oct 2016
- Location
- Australia
Re: Fantasy Puns, Jokes and Humorous Quests needed!
The party is currently looking for spiritual guidance. Thanks again for the suggestion.
Personification, put up the question of who to use on various forums and fb groups, and the response was overwhelmingly "Stop being lazy and make it possible for the player to decide."
To everyone else who's offered advice. Almost all of the jokes are now written into the game. Sadly Christmas/Family/BrandonSanderson'slatestbook has severely slowed everything down (also contributing to radio silence), but we're half way through the alpha, and hope to have a beta available in a month or so. I'll PM you all links to your various jokes then.Last edited by Gnome de plume; 2017-12-30 at 11:15 PM.
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2018-01-01, 11:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2017
- Location
- CLASSIFIED
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Re: Fantasy Puns, Jokes and Humorous Quests needed!
Stop using good evidence and logic that makes sense to refute points, that's my job
Lots of people seem to use blue for sarcasm, I decided I should too
I have joined the ranks of the FFRPeople Here is my character.
Thank you to Linkele for creating my avatar!
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2018-01-01, 11:24 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Mar 2008
- Location
- I'm on a boat!
- Gender
Re: Fantasy Puns, Jokes and Humorous Quests needed!
Had this idea back in 3.5e...
This one works off of homophones.
Tales tell of the Great Wight Dragon that has terrorized the northern provinces. Entire towns and villages have fallen prey to this menace, and been utterly destroyed, or become the dragon's slaves. This draconic terror has been plaguing the north for years. Everyone lives in fear of the Great Wight Wyrm.
Now watch your players prepare lots of Fire spells, protection from Cold, and other such preparations, as if fighting a WHITE dragon. When they get there, it's a Red Dragon (not necessarily of the Wyrm age category), with the Wight template applied. Still immune to Fire, btw...Red Mage avatar by Aedilred.
Where do you fit in? (link fixed)
RedMage Prestige Class!
Best advice I've ever heard one DM give another:
"Remember that it is both a game and a story. If the two conflict, err on the side of cool, your players will thank you for it."
Second Eternal Foe of the Draconic Lord, battling him across the multiverse in whatever shapes and forms he may take.
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2018-01-02, 12:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2016
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2018-01-02, 01:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2005
- Gender
Re: Fantasy Puns, Jokes and Humorous Quests needed!
For some reason, I had thought this was for a tabletop game. I completely missed all this time that it was for a video game.
Last edited by The Glyphstone; 2018-01-02 at 01:51 PM.
NOW COMPLETE: Let's Play Starcraft II Trilogy:
Hell, It's About Time: Wings of Liberty
Does This Mutation Make Me Look Fat: Heart of the Swarm
My Life For Aiur? I Barely Know 'Er: Legacy of the Void
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2018-01-02, 02:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2016
- Location
- Canterlot, Equestria
- Gender
Re: Fantasy Puns, Jokes and Humorous Quests needed!
Princess Celestia's Homebrew Corner
Old classes, new classes, and more!
Thanks to AsteriskAmp for the avatar!
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2018-01-04, 05:24 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Mar 2008
- Location
- I'm on a boat!
- Gender
Re: Fantasy Puns, Jokes and Humorous Quests needed!
Red Mage avatar by Aedilred.
Where do you fit in? (link fixed)
RedMage Prestige Class!
Best advice I've ever heard one DM give another:
"Remember that it is both a game and a story. If the two conflict, err on the side of cool, your players will thank you for it."
Second Eternal Foe of the Draconic Lord, battling him across the multiverse in whatever shapes and forms he may take.
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2018-01-06, 05:40 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Feb 2016
- Location
- Latveria
- Gender
Re: Fantasy Puns, Jokes and Humorous Quests needed!
During a storm the party rogue is accosted by a band of wandering monsters including a toad, a cyclops and a wolverine. It turns out that they were polymorphed, and used to be men.
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2018-01-08, 12:07 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Oct 2016
- Location
- Australia
Re: Fantasy Puns, Jokes and Humorous Quests needed!
I do love the wight/white mix around. Sadly the game is in text, not voice so I'm not sure how to fit this gag in. I am going to try though.
Sorry about the mix up. I wanted to post in this area as tabletop RPGers seem to have a lot more fun with wordplay than CRPGers so I figured the jokes would be better here.
I did check with Mark Hall before posting in this area, and he said it was ok.
I'm entering this into the game right now <3
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2018-01-10, 11:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2008
- Location
- I'm on a boat!
- Gender
Re: Fantasy Puns, Jokes and Humorous Quests needed!
Last edited by RedMage125; 2018-01-10 at 11:41 PM.
Red Mage avatar by Aedilred.
Where do you fit in? (link fixed)
RedMage Prestige Class!
Best advice I've ever heard one DM give another:
"Remember that it is both a game and a story. If the two conflict, err on the side of cool, your players will thank you for it."
Second Eternal Foe of the Draconic Lord, battling him across the multiverse in whatever shapes and forms he may take.
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2018-01-11, 01:06 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2010
- Gender
Re: Fantasy Puns, Jokes and Humorous Quests needed!
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2018-01-11, 01:32 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Apr 2011
- Location
- 30.2672° N, 97.7431° W
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Re: Fantasy Puns, Jokes and Humorous Quests needed!
She thought it was true love she had found,
When a handsome young Centaur came 'round.
But, one rule in the hay,
And he trotted away.
He was only horsing around."Sleeping late might not be a virtue, but it sure aint no vice. The old saw about the early bird and the worm just goes to show that the worm should have stayed in bed."
- L. Long
I think, therefore I get really, really annoyed at people who won't.
"A plucky band of renegade short-order cooks fighting the Empire with the power of cheap, delicious food and a side order of whup-ass."
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2018-01-11, 08:22 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2017
- Location
- Home, as is the law.
- Gender
Re: Fantasy Puns, Jokes and Humorous Quests needed!
Minstrel is holding the door shut.
“Quickly I’ve Bard the door!”
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2018-01-11, 09:40 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jan 2005
- Location
- Baator (aka Britain)
- Gender
Re: Fantasy Puns, Jokes and Humorous Quests needed!
Sight gags are as good as any. :)
Did you hear about the undead chronomancer whose castle on Temporal Prime was invaded by a group of nine different adventurers, but on handily defeating them all and instead of killing them, the wizard decided to give them really bad haircuts to teach them all a lesson.
The headline in the papers the next day was, "a lich in time shaves nine."
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2018-01-12, 05:48 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2016
- Location
- Australia
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2018-01-12, 07:35 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Apr 2011
- Location
- 30.2672° N, 97.7431° W
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Re: Fantasy Puns, Jokes and Humorous Quests needed!
I once had a player order a bottle of Dwarven Spirits at an Inn.
When he opened the bottle, 4 Dwarven ghosts spilled out and attacked.
Although, I really feel like I should be suggesting the OP be at least skimming the Xanth novels ;)"Sleeping late might not be a virtue, but it sure aint no vice. The old saw about the early bird and the worm just goes to show that the worm should have stayed in bed."
- L. Long
I think, therefore I get really, really annoyed at people who won't.
"A plucky band of renegade short-order cooks fighting the Empire with the power of cheap, delicious food and a side order of whup-ass."
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2018-01-12, 09:06 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2005
- Location
- Baator (aka Britain)
- Gender
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2018-01-12, 10:33 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Apr 2011
- Location
- 30.2672° N, 97.7431° W
- Gender
Re: Fantasy Puns, Jokes and Humorous Quests needed!
"The early Bard catches the Wyrm!"
"Never put all of your legs in one casket!"
"Smell hath no fury like a bidet scorned!""Sleeping late might not be a virtue, but it sure aint no vice. The old saw about the early bird and the worm just goes to show that the worm should have stayed in bed."
- L. Long
I think, therefore I get really, really annoyed at people who won't.
"A plucky band of renegade short-order cooks fighting the Empire with the power of cheap, delicious food and a side order of whup-ass."
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2018-01-14, 04:33 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Mar 2008
- Location
- I'm on a boat!
- Gender
Re: Fantasy Puns, Jokes and Humorous Quests needed!
Last edited by RedMage125; 2018-01-14 at 11:06 PM.
Red Mage avatar by Aedilred.
Where do you fit in? (link fixed)
RedMage Prestige Class!
Best advice I've ever heard one DM give another:
"Remember that it is both a game and a story. If the two conflict, err on the side of cool, your players will thank you for it."
Second Eternal Foe of the Draconic Lord, battling him across the multiverse in whatever shapes and forms he may take.
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2018-01-14, 07:58 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Apr 2011
- Location
- 30.2672° N, 97.7431° W
- Gender
Re: Fantasy Puns, Jokes and Humorous Quests needed!
"Sleeping late might not be a virtue, but it sure aint no vice. The old saw about the early bird and the worm just goes to show that the worm should have stayed in bed."
- L. Long
I think, therefore I get really, really annoyed at people who won't.
"A plucky band of renegade short-order cooks fighting the Empire with the power of cheap, delicious food and a side order of whup-ass."
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2018-01-14, 08:54 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Apr 2007
- Location
- Hastings, MN
- Gender
Re: Fantasy Puns, Jokes and Humorous Quests needed!
You could always have two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff by the characters.
BADUM-TSSHH!"Reach down into your heart and you'll find many reasons to fight. Survival. Honor. Glory. But what about those who feel it's their duty to protect the innocent? There you'll find a warrior savage enough to match any dragon, and in the end, they'll retain what the others won't. Their humanity."
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2018-01-19, 07:29 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Oct 2016
- Location
- Australia
Re: Fantasy Puns, Jokes and Humorous Quests needed!
Heh.... Yep. I'll try and fit that one in.
Thanks for that Fable. I've used accents to hide that type of thing before, but it didn't occur to me to do it this time.
(There was a "Jade Dragon" who turned out to be a jaded black dragon, and a couple of other places)
I am starting to run into a problem though... The game is getting saturated in gags to the point where it may start to kill the story.
PLEASE keep the gags coming, but I can't guarantee I'll use them in the current chapter I'm making.
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2018-01-19, 08:40 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Apr 2011
- Location
- 30.2672° N, 97.7431° W
- Gender
Re: Fantasy Puns, Jokes and Humorous Quests needed!
"Sleeping late might not be a virtue, but it sure aint no vice. The old saw about the early bird and the worm just goes to show that the worm should have stayed in bed."
- L. Long
I think, therefore I get really, really annoyed at people who won't.
"A plucky band of renegade short-order cooks fighting the Empire with the power of cheap, delicious food and a side order of whup-ass."
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2018-01-24, 08:02 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2017
- Location
- Auckland
- Gender
Re: Fantasy Puns, Jokes and Humorous Quests needed!
Currently taking part in Godbound campaign:
Oberon, level 3 Dragonborn paladin, Godbound of Sun, Fertility and Health:
Famed for:
1) Cutting a Drider Godbound in half with a greatsword
2) Challenging an Ent Godbound to a fist fight sans godpowers, and winning
3) Walking the city as a miniature sun and convincing all the rioting citizens that, no, the gods are not dead.
4) He once bought an apple.
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2018-01-27, 10:31 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2010
- Gender
Re: Fantasy Puns, Jokes and Humorous Quests needed!
Time is but a pattern in the currents of causality,
an ever changing present that determines our reality,
the past we see as history, the future seed with prophecy,
and all the time we think on time our time is passing constantly.
Starlight and Steam RPG
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2018-02-28, 11:59 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Oct 2016
- Location
- Australia
Re: Fantasy Puns, Jokes and Humorous Quests needed!
So if anyone is still reading this thread,
I'm out of ideas. I need a single character side quest for the bard. He's dumber than Elan but incessantly positive and this character trait tends to encourage others to help him succeed. He specialized in Lute as his instrument and also as his weapon, thinking it would give him a double bonus. He goes through a lot of lutes.
Anyone out there or am I talking to the wind?
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2018-03-01, 12:33 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Feb 2005
- Gender
Re: Fantasy Puns, Jokes and Humorous Quests needed!
If we're keeping the pun theme, whoever's giving out the quest could promise a large quantity of loot as a reward. The bard, obviously, mishears this as a large quantity of Lute.
NOW COMPLETE: Let's Play Starcraft II Trilogy:
Hell, It's About Time: Wings of Liberty
Does This Mutation Make Me Look Fat: Heart of the Swarm
My Life For Aiur? I Barely Know 'Er: Legacy of the Void
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2018-03-01, 04:21 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Sep 2007
Re: Fantasy Puns, Jokes and Humorous Quests needed!
He contracts a job from an elven craftsman who specializes in lutes. He basically wants him to test the new prototypes, among which there can be:
-The Ten Stringer (requiring very high dexterity to play)
-The Electro-Lute (deals +1 electric damage, also very loud)
-The Battle Lute (metal-shod, and great in battle)
At the end he could pick one of the prototypes as a reward.