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2010-01-18, 09:27 AM (ISO 8601)
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Jibar's Random Banter #137: Return of the Cat-Muffin
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*BOOGIE!*
And now I believe this makes me the only person to have 3 Random Banters.
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2010-01-18, 09:35 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Jibar's Random Banter #137: Return of the Cat-Muffin
*boogies*
You, Jibar, are special. And going to the -special- hell too, if Book is anything to go by. Gah preposition fail!
Why does my body persist in believing that it must wake up at 5:30 A.M.? It's been doing this for two weeks now, regardless of when I go to bed and whether I have class or not.
Well, at least I don't have to worry about sleeping through my day off! Now, what to do with it...My preferred pronouns: they, them, their
When I speak I'll cross my fingers
Will you know you've been deceived?
I find the need to be a demon
A demon cannot be hurt
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2010-01-18, 10:09 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Jibar's Random Banter #137: Return of the Cat-Muffin
*EGGY!*
#137? Dang that's a lot of jabbering under the bridge. About 67,000 posts worth...
unrelated: the Royal Mail are a bunch of workshy post-fondling trade unionists who need to die in a ditch and clear the way for people who actually want to do the job. They are delaying my pre-order copy of The Dungeon Alphabet and this will not be tolerated.
Royal Mail delenda est!Last edited by bosssmiley; 2010-01-18 at 10:12 AM.
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2010-01-18, 10:15 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Jibar's Random Banter #137: Return of the Cat-Muffin
Ooh. Good start to the morning, I wake up to find a new Random Banter thread.
the name of the thread sounds like the name of a sequel to a movie.
Now Presenting;
JIBAR'S RANDOM BANTER #137:
Return of the Cat-Muffin
*dramatic music*
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2010-01-18, 10:15 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Jibar's Random Banter #137: Return of the Cat-Muffin
Eggeh!
It's almost 4 years since RB began... So around 67000 posts over almost 4 years....
Also
*omboogienomnom!*
Cissy: I feel your pain, having sleep troubles as well, m'self.
Atleast your body says it needs enough sleep. Mine decides it doesn't want to sleep, and when I do get to sleep, it wants to wake up at random times, also it likes 6 AM for me to start a solid hour of being awake.
And then when I go to class/noon, it decides it doesn't have enough energy and is tired.
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Re: Jibar's Random Banter #137: Return of the Cat-Muffin
I am happy now.
I just owned a co-worker that is oblivious to everything and generally messes up a whole heap of things all the time.
He and I are the only two left on the lines between 3pm and 4pm.
So he decidec to strike up a random conversation, telling me that "Well, at least things weren't too bad today for being a Monday. The phones have been pretty quiet today, haven't they?"
So I dial up the call management system to check who's done what over the course of the day, finding that the rest of the team has been pretty busy, it's just that he's done about half the work compared to everyone else.
Ok, so proving to a colleague that he's crap might not be a big thing, but it kind of brightened my day a bit.
Also, even if I've taken double the amount of calls than he, I've also spent a large chunk of time discussing DnD stuff with the colleagues that are in my DnD group.
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2010-01-18, 10:32 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Jibar's Random Banter #137: Return of the Cat-Muffin
Oh Jibar. We love you.
Also, 67000 posts? Holyboop, that's a lot... I should come by RB more often.
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Re: Jibar's Random Banter #137: Return of the Cat-Muffin
Jibjab, you handsome rogue, good on you.
Also, The Giant himself should make Random Banter #250.
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2010-01-18, 10:42 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Jibar's Random Banter #137: Return of the Cat-Muffin
Not the first to say that to me.
Either of them.
See, I'm ordering Lego and I know if I trust it to regular post I'll not get it for weeks.
Thankfully I can abuse free trial delivery and get it tomorrow.
Well I originally went with Return of the Jedi, so when my fourth comes around I get to start the New Trilogy.
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Re: Jibar's Random Banter #137: Return of the Cat-Muffin
New RB is made by Jibbers => New RB is epic.
However, Eggy's avatar has changed => Thufir confused."'But there's still such a lot to be done...'
YES. THERE ALWAYS IS."
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Re: Jibar's Random Banter #137: Return of the Cat-Muffin
Don't think too hard about finding money - you might figure out who's it really is
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Re: Jibar's Random Banter #137: Return of the Cat-Muffin
Pffft, all this buying of books, gadgets, and stuffed animals matters not to me. I spend all my money on music, in the form of CDs or vinyls. And damnit, it's awesome.
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:o Yaaay! New Thread! ^o^ *Starts a brand new Bonfire*
...This is just the old bonfire, isn't it?
...Yup...just the old bonfire.
Oh well! ^^ It's good to recycle!
On-topic: Also, my big expenditure tends to go towards two things: New Video Games, and visiting my girlfriend. And trust me, at roughly $100+ dollars for every set of round-trip tickets, plus eating out and other date-related activities, it adds up pretty quickly. ;-; Sadly, I don't think I'll be able to afford going on our planned rendezvous to Otakon this year, as I save up money to afford an apartment for myself. I...really can't stay here in my parent's house much longer without my dad driving me insane. @_@;
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Re: Jibar's Random Banter #137: Return of the Cat-Muffin
This means that you have a record player. *jealousy*
This is rather sad, but I think I spend the most money on gas for my car. I can't buy much of anything that takes up physical space, because I won't have anyplace to keep it.
@V: I know that, but my family's record player died shortly after my birth, and I don't have the money to buy one now.Last edited by Groundhog; 2010-01-19 at 06:21 PM.
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