KuReshtin's Vociferously Ruminating Harbinger of Random Banter - #147

[Fifty-Eyed Fred]

For a while during the last year, I was attempting to follow a sleep pattern whereby most of my days went 18 hours up, 8 hours in bed, with a short sunday and small adiustments to allow for actual day lengths and my various activities. It worked pretty well, when I stuck to it.

I'm one of those people whose sleep requirements continuously fluctuate - at the moment I'm running quite long at 10 hours and will probably need less and less over the next couple of weeks.
Does this happen to anyone else, or is it just me being odd?
Luckily I can wake up and get on with things relatively easily, even in a sleep-deprived state, so whenever I have a schedule I can normally stick to it. Otherwise my life would be an absolute nightmare. Get it, sleep, etc.

Stop that! It's Scilly! Very Scilly indeed.

Herm. Man, this is Scillyer than a Sarky Jersey, but at least it's not in Wight text.

I don't know how to do those...

CTRL+V.

You people talk so much and so fast! By the time I've read and thought of a response or comment there's another couple posts, all the same huge size!
It's like if you were told you had to wrestle a shark whenever you wanted breakfast, and they just kept releasing sharks each time you beat one. Kinda makes you think how much you really want that breakfast.

It keeps one's conversation swift and strong, and gives one's speech a real sharp precision bite.

Welp, someone's getting a kiss.
*kiss*

ION:
Iust got back from walking the dogs for nearly two hours.
It is black as pitch out.
Luckily I managed to avoid the horses by pure luck and never blinking.

They're like the Weeping Angels. Don't blink.

But lor' Little Brother has size eleven feet. That's four sizes bigger than mine! I was practically swimming in those boots.

Wow. The only reason I take a size ten is because my feet are wide (lengthwise they're an eight).
I knew someone with size sixteen feet. He was a massively gargantuan, even Brobdingnagian creature though.

Am I the only one that read this with a lisp?

I'd never thought about that. Probably because I can't imagine myself with a lisp. The things elocution does to oneself...

[Jibar]

Oh you.

do any of you guys know any ways of protection agains evil spirits/demons? my friends and i are holding a seance in it's kinda freaking me out

Certain gems and charms, uhhh...
Prayer, I guess.
I don't know. Nothing you would have to hand right now.

This is why I can't open my Freelance Paranormal Investigation Agency yet.

[Lyesmith]

Salt and Iron are traditionally pretty good at warding off evil.

[Kaelaroth]

Oh hello there, signed first edition copy of Stephen Fry's autobiography. I now own you.

[CynicalAvocado]

Salt and Iron are traditionally pretty good at warding off evil.

i have a shiva stone and am trying to find some iron to make it into an amulet. i'd bring my iron knife, but i dont want to look like that guy

[CurlyKitGirl]

They're like the Weeping Angels. Don't blink.

Oh no. The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse are Weeping Angels on horses.

Wow. The only reason I take a size ten is because my feet are wide (lengthwise they're an eight).
I knew someone with size sixteen feet. He was a massively gargantuan, even Brobdingnagian creature though.

The males on the maternal side of the family have big feet. granddad's got the smallest feet and they're a size nine.

do any of you guys know any ways of protection agains evil spirits/demons? my friends and i are holding a seance in it's kinda freaking me out

Certain gems and charms, uhhh...
Prayer, I guess.
I don't know. Nothing you would have to hand right now.

This is why I can't open my Freelance Paranormal Investigation Agency yet.

Salt and Iron are traditionally pretty good at warding off evil.

The salt has to be in an unbroken circle, so that if something does go wrong it's trapped within the circle.
Alternatively, mix it in with water and annoint all around the doors and windows to trap it within the room. It also acts as a purifier.
Likewise, iron for all exists and entrances.
Evil spirits don't like garlic at all, hang one clove at each doorway and window; and for extra protection, one in your pocket too. Or if you don't fancy the smell, use bells. Bells can repel ghosts.
If you have any rowan, hawthorne or oak trees near the house, pick a green green (green because it'ss still growing) branch and hang it over the main doorways into the room. Alternatively, if you have hazelnuts in the house, put some on a string, and hang them over the door.

Oh hello there, signed first edition copy of Stephen Fry's autobiography. I now own you.

Envy.
Rahr.
Envy.
So lucky.

[CynicalAvocado]

thanks so salt, iron, holy water. also i have my rosary... might want to get that blessed

[Lyesmith]

I have hobbit feet!

Man, my teeth and fingernails are proportionally TINY when compared to the rest of me, it's nuts. Also my face is stretchy.

Freaky, freaky bodies.

[Thufir]

Oh no. The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse are Weeping Angels on horses.

No, see, it was iust a misreading or a mistranslation or something.
There are no men. Iust the Four Horses of the apocalypse.

[CynicalAvocado]

No, see, it was iust a misreading or a mistranslation or something.
There are no men. Iust the Four Horses of the apocalypse.

so its the four horses of the apocalypse... and they're riding horses?


*takes of glasses*

my god

[Thufir]

So it's the four horses of the apocalypse... and they're riding horses?

Er... no. They're iust horses. Apocalyptic horses. No riders.

My god.

Yes?

[Cristo Meyers]

so its the four horses of the apocalypse... and they're riding horses?


*takes of glasses*

my god

*begins chewing on ends of glasses*

...but if we give their computer a cold...

It made sense in my head, I swear.

[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

*begins chewing on ends of glasses*

...but if we give their computer a cold...

It made sense in my head, I swear.

Cristo... Yeah. Ok.

Still have South African zef rap stuck in my head.

[KuReshtin]

Cristo... Yeah. Ok.

Still have South African zef rap stuck in my head.

Enter the Ninja, yeah? (Explicit lyrics. NSFW)

[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

Enter the Ninja, yeah? (Explicit lyrics. NSFW)

Yeah! I like Wat Pomp better, but I just discovered them a coupla days ago. My dad introduced me to them. My dad listens to wierd things.

[Lyesmith]

Enter the Ninja, yeah? (Explicit lyrics. NSFW)

AYAYAYAYAY I AM YOUR BUTTERFLY
I NEED YOUR PROTECTION
NEED MY SAMURAI


That will now never leave your skull. Ever.

[Rawhide]

Attention all iPhone/iPod Touch users. This is an important announcement.

[CynicalAvocado]

*begins chewing on ends of glasses*

...but if we give their computer a cold...

It made sense in my head, I swear.

i understand you. we give them a cold and nuke their mothership

[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

AYAYAYAYAY I AM YOUR BUTTERFLY
I NEED YOUR PROTECTION
NEED MY SAMURAI


That will now never leave your skull. Ever.

No. No it won't. I'll also have the Wat Kyk Jy chorus stuck in my head forever.

[KuReshtin]

Yeah! I like Wat Pomp better, but I just discovered them a coupla days ago. My dad introduced me to them. My dad listens to wierd things.

AYAYAYAYAY I AM YOUR BUTTERFLY
I NEED YOUR PROTECTION
NEED MY SAMURAI


That will now never leave your skull. Ever.

The best is reading the comments from people in Youtube who doesn't have a clue what Die Antwoord is on about.

"What kind of ****ed up accent is that. It's stupid cause I can't understand what they're saying."

[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

The best is reading the comments from people in Youtube who doesn't have a clue what Die Antwoord is on about.

"What kind of ****ed up accent is that. It's stupid cause I can't understand what they're saying."

I love the accents! I love Wat Pomp cause Yolandi Visser keeps switching between Afrikaans and English in the middle of lines. and it sounds awesome.

[AtlanteanTroll]

As a good friend once told me;

A potential difficulty that doesn't exist is better than a potential difficulty that has fulfilled its potential and therefore, does exist.

AYAYAYAYAY I AM YOUR BUTTERFLY
I NEED YOUR PROTECTION
NEED MY SAMURAI

I like that song.

Or the real version anyway.

[Fifty-Eyed Fred]

so its the four horses of the apocalypse... and they're riding horses?

OK, that's a brilliant mental image. You can take "mental" any way you wish to, by the way.

AYAYAYAYAY I AM YOUR BUTTERFLY
I NEED YOUR PROTECTION
NEED MY SAMURAI


That will now never leave your skull. Ever.

Oh God, no!
That song nauseates me for some reason, as though something in my bones rebels against the vibrations in my ears.
Its saving grace is the fact that whenever the rapper's face is on-screen in the video, pausing it will give you a chuckleworthy facial expression.

[CynicalAvocado]

this

[Rawhide]

So, I just moderated one of my own posts and used red text on myself.

[20_Sided_Horror]

finelly gettin back on the forms after my computer got cut off for a while noticed that my stepmom is usin internet explorer are there any other alternatives to it than firefox

[Phase]

So, I just moderated one of my own posts and used red text on myself.

Tune in next week to see Rawhide ban himself, then e-mail himself asking to reconsider!

[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

So, I just moderated one of my own posts and used red text on myself.

Oooh, where? I want to see that!

[Thufir]

Oooh, where? I want to see that!

I think he's referring to this post.

[Gullara]

Oooh, where? I want to see that!

Seconded