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    Why would being an aquarium cleaner be hellish?

    Is there a better way of distracting zombies than with one's torso?

    What makes you feel secure?

    What makes you feel insecure?

    Hug?

    Did you feel primed or manipulated by those last three questions?
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    Lend me some sugah, I am yo neighbah!

    ...what's cooler, than bein' cool?

    Shaking it like it's a polaroid picture?
    I don't remember how the song goes, I just remember wanting the drummer's crown from the video.

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    Where did you put the bodies?
    RIDDLE ME THIS WOWEEWAAAAAA
    Where do the best of us eat and the worst of us live?


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    What is your idea of an ideal man?
    Can produce kittens from their armpits.

    What about your ideal woman?
    Can do the same, but also has purple hair.
    And maybe the kittens are purple, can't decide right now.

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    If you were a pornstar, what would be your stage name?
    Stud-Muffin.
    I think we'd established this in the past.

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    Why would being an aquarium cleaner be hellish?
    I have a fish phobia.
    Pretty simple really.

    Is there a better way of distracting zombies than with one's torso?
    Someone else's torso.

    What makes you feel secure?
    Courtney Love, my nerf shotgun.

    What makes you feel insecure?
    When people discover the key to my heart is a physical thing.

    Hug?
    Like, Man-Hug or regular hug?
    'cos Man-Hugs hurt.

    Did you feel primed or manipulated by those last three questions?
    I felt Optimus Primed, ha cha cha.
    Nothing but a Nobody

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    Also, are you even human any more, or did you just transcend into some sort of in-joke singularity?

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    Good sir,

    What is one great thing about living in the UK?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kneenibble View Post
    Good sir,

    What is one great thing about living in the UK?
    Bakeries everywhere man.
    That, and we've got way more sweet heritage stuff than the states.
    Nothing but a Nobody

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    Also, are you even human any more, or did you just transcend into some sort of in-joke singularity?

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    RIDDLE ME THIS WOWEEWAAAAAA
    Where do the best of us eat and the worst of us live?
    A blender?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Worira View Post
    A blender?
    Nope, keep trying.
    Nothing but a Nobody

    Quote Originally Posted by Cogwheel View Post
    Also, are you even human any more, or did you just transcend into some sort of in-joke singularity?

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    A dumpster full of caviar?

    A secret underground research facility?

    The Pacific ocean?
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    Cake or Cupcakes?
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    Default Re: GtKaP Interview Thread 2: Jibar

    What's the difference between a cupcake and a muffin?
    My preferred pronouns: they, them, their

    When I speak I'll cross my fingers
    Will you know you've been deceived?
    I find the need to be a demon
    A demon cannot be hurt


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    Whats the deal, you're some kind of catmuffin thing?

    Do you taste more like cat or more like muffin?

    If you were STARVING would you eat yourself?

    What babe?

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    Default Re: GtKaP Interview Thread 2: Jibar

    What is it with all these people who don't get the catmuffin/muffin-cake thing? What is there to "get"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reinholdt View Post
    Cake or Cupcakes?
    Cake.
    And no cutlery.

    Quote Originally Posted by cycoris View Post
    What's the difference between a cupcake and a muffin?
    You let a muffin rise more and generally fill it with your ingredients of choice rather than lather the top with 'em.

    Quote Originally Posted by SDF View Post
    Whats the deal, you're some kind of catmuffin thing?
    Basically.

    Do you taste more like cat or more like muffin?
    I don't know what I taste like. You'd have to ask the ladies.

    If you were STARVING would you eat yourself?
    I starve most days of the week and have yet to eat any flesh.

    What babe?
    The babe with the power.

    Quote Originally Posted by Serpentine View Post
    What is it with all these people who don't get the catmuffin/muffin-cake thing? What is there to "get"?

    ()
    Apparently there's a lot to get or there wouldn't be that many questions.
    Nothing but a Nobody

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    Also, are you even human any more, or did you just transcend into some sort of in-joke singularity?

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    I don't know what I taste like. You'd have to ask the ladies.
    I shall do just that!
    Now when does the first lady come up on the GtKaP schedule...?
    "'But there's still such a lot to be done...'
    YES. THERE ALWAYS IS."

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    Thank you Jibar! We appreciate you coming down and sharing your heart and soul with us. They were very tasty.

    Next up, let's welcome Fredaintdead!



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    How does your ITP persona relate to you in real life?
    Sadistic choice time! You must choose to save either the life of your most loved one or the lives of a large group of strangers. Which do you choose?
    What is your favorite word?
    What is your least favorite word?
    What makes you enthusiastic?
    What disappoints you?
    What sound do you love?
    What sound do you hate?
    What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
    What profession would you not like to participate in?
    If heaven exists what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
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    Default Re: GtKaP Interview Thread 2: Jibar

    Same questions I asked in the other interview thread

    How did you find GITP?

    What's your favourite place in the real world?

    And not in the real world?

    Favourite book?

    Favourite movie?

    Favourite TV serie?

    "Tales and dreams are the shadow-truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot" - N.Gaiman, The Sandman

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    Default Re: GtKaP Interview Thread 2: Fredaintdead

    If you like chocolate, what variety do you prefer?

    How many avatars do you have?

    What color(s) do you prefer to wear?

    What do you like to collect?

    Are you ever coming to GenCon?

    Do you enjoy watching the Weather Channel?
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    Well you cheat, obviously. You're a druid, you can just cast Control Weather and call it a day.
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    What do you usually do in a day?

    What events do you go to?

    What books do you like?

    Do you have enemies?

    What animals do you like?

    What is your philosophy?
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    1977. What's the first thing you think of?
    What's your favourite even to happen in that year?

    What is the dwarfiest thing you can imagine?

    Peanut butter?
    Steampunk GwynSkull by DR. BATH

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    What. Is. This. Madness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strawberries View Post
    Same questions I asked in the other interview thread

    How did you find GITP?

    What's your favourite place in the real world?

    And not in the real world?

    Favourite book?

    Favourite movie?

    Favourite TV serie?
    1. I've been reading Oots since 2007 I think, then one day I noticed the Forums button and thought "Sounds good, I'll join.

    2. Universal Studios in Orlando. It's just. So. Cool.

    3. Hmmmm, atop the World Turtle A'tuin.

    4. I'd say Monstrous Regiment by Terry Pratchett. But I like every Discworld book.

    5. Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers.

    6. Dexter's Laboratory.

    Quote Originally Posted by wxdruid View Post
    If you like chocolate, what variety do you prefer?

    How many avatars do you have?

    What color(s) do you prefer to wear?

    What do you like to collect?

    Are you ever coming to GenCon?

    Do you enjoy watching the Weather Channel?
    1. Milk chocolate please.

    2. Currently 11 avatars.

    3. I prefer blues and greens, but I'm generally not too fussed about colour (I'm colour deficient, so I can't see it properly anyway).

    4. Trading Cards and Miniatures of some sorts.

    5. Maybe one day. Give me a couple of years and I might come just the once.

    6. I listen to the weather sometimes, but that's just to check if I need to wear a coat that day.

    Quote Originally Posted by Flame of Anor View Post
    What do you usually do in a day?

    What events do you go to?

    What books do you like?

    Do you have enemies?

    What animals do you like?

    What is your philosophy?
    1. Memorabillia in Birmingham used to be a staple of my year, but I haven't been in some time.

    2. Sci-Fi and general fantasy.

    3. I HAD enemies, but hate is something I don't see a point in any more.

    4. I like bears, primates of all kinds, canines, felines, most birds and whales.

    5. No one is better than me, but I am no better than anybody else.

    Quote Originally Posted by Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll View Post
    1977. What's the first thing you think of?
    What's your favourite even to happen in that year?

    What is the dwarfiest thing you can imagine?

    Peanut butter?

    1. 1977... Queen.

    2. Queen.

    3. Beardaxes... yeah, axes that come out of your beard... and serve ale... with wenches.

    4. Nah, I'll stick to regular butter thank you.
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    Yes, but that's Fred. He radiates awesomeness.
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    I like Fred. I shall make him an honorary Pimpsquatch.
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    I love Fred because he returned from the dead in a form that doesn't hunger for the flesh of the living! Also, he's a nice guy.
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    You're chibi and that's awesome. n_n

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    Default Re: GtKaP Interview Thread 2: Fredaintdead

    What is your opinion of ponies?

    What is your favorite animal?

    What is your favorite thing to talk about?

    What is your favorite thing to think about?

    If you were me, what would you ask you?
    "Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other."

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    Why did you pick "Fredaintdead"?

    Why did you pick your current avatar?

    Is there anything about you that you think people should know, that they won't find out by just reading your posts?

    If so, what is it?
    Knowledge is power.
    Power corrupts.
    Study hard.
    Be evil.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Em Blackleaf View Post
    What is your opinion of ponies?

    What is your favorite animal?

    What is your favorite thing to talk about?

    What is your favorite thing to think about?

    If you were me, what would you ask you?
    1. Ponies are awesome. Especially Warponies... like Francis. He's an awesome Warpony.

    2. Polar Bear.

    3. Hmmmm... I'd say video games most of the time, but I'll talk about anything.

    4. Food.

    5. "High five?" and then I'd be all "HELLZ YEAH!" and then we'd high five.

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    Why did you pick "Fredaintdead"?

    Why did you pick your current avatar?

    Is there anything about you that you think people should know, that they won't find out by just reading your posts?

    If so, what is it?
    1. Because I ain't dead. It's a reference to Granny Weatherwax from Terry Pratchett, and also an indicator to my return to the forums.

    2. I wanted a White Lantern, and I liked my original avatar, so I had the two combined.

    3. I don't think there is, I'm kind of an open book.
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    Yes, but that's Fred. He radiates awesomeness.
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    I like Fred. I shall make him an honorary Pimpsquatch.
    Quote Originally Posted by A Rainy Knight View Post
    I love Fred because he returned from the dead in a form that doesn't hunger for the flesh of the living! Also, he's a nice guy.
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    You're chibi and that's awesome. n_n

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    Why didn't you answer Reinholdt's questions?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reinholdt View Post
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    Sadistic choice time! You must choose to save either the life of your most loved one or the lives of a large group of strangers. Which do you choose?
    What is your favorite word?
    What is your least favorite word?
    What makes you enthusiastic?
    What disappoints you?
    What sound do you love?
    What sound do you hate?
    What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
    What profession would you not like to participate in?
    If heaven exists what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
    1. "Want to play some video games?"
    2. Loyalty.
    3. Hmmm, approximately 1.77 to 3 significant figures.
    4. Don't have a particular favourite.
    5. See ^
    6. I'm braver here.
    7. Loved ones. Then I make the people who put them in danger pay. No one EVER hurts my loved ones and gets away with it.
    8. Hug
    9. Hate
    10. Food, pretty girls, my friends and my family.
    11. Those people who are just negative about everything.
    12. The sound of mutual laughter.
    13. Crying. Because I like making people happy.
    14. Teaching. Yeah, Student --> Teacher is a little funny.
    15. Manual labour. I'm just not good at it.
    16. "Pull up a chair man, we're about to play some D&D. Want to test my ultimate Fighter fix?"

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    Why didn't you answer Reinholdt's questions?
    1. Because I didn't see them initially.
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    Yes, but that's Fred. He radiates awesomeness.
    Quote Originally Posted by Bhu View Post
    I like Fred. I shall make him an honorary Pimpsquatch.
    Quote Originally Posted by A Rainy Knight View Post
    I love Fred because he returned from the dead in a form that doesn't hunger for the flesh of the living! Also, he's a nice guy.
    Quote Originally Posted by MageOfCakes View Post
    You're chibi and that's awesome. n_n

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    Default Re: GtKaP Interview Thread 2: Fredaintdead

    Gherkins... or olives?

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    Languages you speak?

    Favorite Language?

    Favorite word?
    Linguist and Invoker of Orcus of the Rudisplorker's Guild
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    Default Re: GtKaP Interview Thread 2: Fredaintdead

    Good sir,

    What is one great thing about living in the UK?

    Do you have a favourite place there?

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    Do you, in fact, have any cheese here at all?

    Will you go quietly when they come for you?

    What is your anti-zombie weapon of choice?

    Are you running to something, or from something?

    What's the magic word?
    Delightfully abrasive in more ways than one
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    Mango is a dastardly irate unhinged scientist, for realz.
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    Default Re: GtKaP Interview Thread 2: Fredaintdead

    Hmm, think I misunderstood the rules, oh well.
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    Do the words "wait for your turn" mean anything to you?

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