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2010-01-14, 03:10 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Mar 2009
Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Hello, and welcome to the sixth Crack Pairings thread. If you haven't read the previous ones yet, you can do so here, here, here, here, and here.
Or, if you don't wish to read through all 250 pages, here's the short version: we have a roller and some tables. You roll a pairing, and maybe a plot device, then you write it, draw it, act it out, interpretive dance it, whatever! Apparently we like this sort of thing.
Please remember to keep it clean, folks! The board rules still apply!
You heard the sheriff, don't test the title and keep in mind the above warning about the rules.
When posting a pairing, please at least try to do something with it. We like it when people try!
New: Sure, we won't be winning any Oscars or anything, but that doesn't mean we can't have our own little awards.
Should you wish to roll a pairing, Sgeo coded up a roller for us. If you want that personal touch, go roll on the tables, or make up your own pairing!
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Zanaril's
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Funky Goose's
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Discord's
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Saeyan
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rangermania
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Trixie
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MReav
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Kaytara
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half-halfling
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Felyndiira
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Tables!
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Initial Table
Roll 2d6 (or more!) decide which tables to pick the characters from.
- OotS Table 1
- OotS Table 2
- OotS Table 3
- OotS Table 4
- Minion List
- Dead Guy List
Table 1 - By Minion992929
- Roy
- Durkon
- Celia
- Xykon
- Tsukiko
- Vaarsuvius
- Monster in The Dark
- Miko
- Nale
- Elan
- Haley
- Belkar
- Lord Shojo
- Redcloak
- Hinjo
- Daigo
- Kazumi
- Inkyrius
- Roll again twice
- Roll again and switch gender
Table 2 - By Minion 992929
- The Guy with a halberd
- Sarah Greenhilt
- Haley's dad
- Thanh
- Julio Scoundrél
- Mr. Rodriguez
- Horace Greenhilt
- Therkla
- Zz'Dtri
- YokYok
- Leeky Windstaff
- The Cliffport chief of police
- Windstriker
- Jirix
- Lien
- Argent
- Yor
- Roll again twice
- Roll again on twice on Initial Table
- Roll again and switch gender
Table 3 - By Minion992929
- Soon Kim (incorporeal)
- Shadowdancer
- Hilgya
- Dorukan
- Bozzok
- Crystal
- Bandit King
- Ancient Black Dragon
- O-Chul
- The Snarl
- The Eye of Fear and Flame
- Lord Kubota
- Thog
- Julia Greenhilt
- Belkar
- The oracle
- Jephton/Haerta/Ganneron
- Roll again twice on Initial Table
- Roll again twice
- Roll again and switch gender
Table 4 - By Minion 992929
- The dragon's hoard
- The chimera
- The really dangerous trap
- Roy's Archon
- The Hydra
- Teevo
- Xykon's zombie dragon head
- Roy's sword
- The entire Hobgoblin army
- The orc chieftain
- The IFCC
- Durkon while under the effects of Thor's might
- Mr Scruffy
- Hieronymus Grubwiggler
- All of the Demon Roaches at once
- Bone golem Roy
- Roll again twice
- Roll again on Tables 1, 2, and 3
- Roll again twice on Initial Table
- Roll again and switch gender
Minion List -Made By MReav
- Goblin
- Hobgoblin
- Kobold
- Ogre
- Lizardfolk
- Bug-people
- Azure City Soldier
- Bandit or Thieves Guild Member
- Orc
- Owlbear
- Troll (flip coin to determine land or sea)
- Zombie
- Ghoul
- City Guardsman
- Angel-thing
- Ghost Martyr
- Roll again on another table.
- Roll again twice
- Roll Again and invert alignment
- Roll again for minion army
Dead Guy List -Made By MReav
- Samantha
- Sangwaan
- Hobgoblin General
- Azure City General
- Death Knight
- Huecva
- Trigak
- Earth Dungeon Guardian
- Fire Dungeon Guardian
- Kraagor
- Mijung
- Eugene Greenhilt
- Old Blind Pete
- Giant Devil
- Buggy-Lou
- Isamu.
- Roll Again on a different table
- Roll Again Twice
- Roll Again and Switch Gender
- Roll again. If you roll this option twice in a row: Eastern Pantheon and World 1.0
Supplemental Plot Devices
Roll 1d4 (or more!)
- Table 1
- Table 2
- Table 3
- Table 4
Table 1 - By Nerdanel
- Unrequited love
- Love potion
- Drunkenness
- Snowed in
- Stuck on a desert island
- In the afterlife
- Aliens Made Them Do It (not necessarily literal aliens)
- True love
- Love/hate relationship
- Adultery
- Pregnancy (use male pregnancy if needed)
- Pink frills and white lace
- French maid costume
- Police/military uniform
- High heels and black leather
- American high school setting
- Someone is a vampire
- Everyone is a furry version of themselves
- Kidnapped (By somebody inside or outside of the pairing)
- Roll again twice
Table 2 - by Sereg
- Dream Sequence
- Anonymous Dating Service
- Bodyswapped
- Meta
- Curse
- Spell gone wrong
- Damsel/dude in distress
- Lots and lots of angst (because then it will be true art)
- Amnesia
- Mistaken identity
- Genre shift
- Finding “new uses” for objects
- The real world
- Geas/Quest
- Zone of Truth
- Truth, dare or command
- Voyeurism
- In a playground
- Roll again twice
- Roll again on another table
Table 3 - by Sereg
- Fulfilling an unusual fantasy (as demonstrated in Coffee Included’s V x Haley x Elan with Belkar watching fic)
- Arranged marriage
- Already married
- Prostitution
- Concubines
- Inheritance of wealth and/or title from obscure dead relative
- Class change/multiclassing
- Team Evil is trying to save the world from the Oots’ plan to control/release the snarl
- Past/future life
- In 20 years from current comic
- They discover that they are close relatives at the end
- Disease
- “The whole party is controlled by giant space cats and Xykon is from modern Earth”
- Deus ex machina
- With the author or another crack-pairer (not in the ship itself, though)
- Narrated by somebody
- On the web-site
- Lampshading (roll again)
- Roll again twice
- Roll again on another table
Table 4 - by Sereg
- While arguing with the author
- It’s not them, it’s their players/character sheets/stat blocks/minis/dice (Yes, I know that this isn’t a game, but when have we let canon stand in our way?)
- To make someone else jealous
- To save the world
- Mind-control
- Twins separated at birth
- This is what the snarl actually does
- In a watery environment
- While under attack
- Because of a literal genie
- Because if they don’t they’ll die/get unmade
- On the rebound
- In jail/a dungeon
- While playing strip-(insert game here)
- Wardrobe malfunction
- On meds
- As part of their therapy
- With a giant
- With a subversion/aversion/inversion/double subversion of (roll again)
- Roll again twice
Of course, feel free to make up your own pairings!Last edited by The Dark Fiddler; 2010-02-03 at 06:28 PM.
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2010-01-14, 03:11 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- May 2007
Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Crack Pairings Story Index
Stories by Asta Kask
OOTS in Die WalküreStories by badam104172
Elves and Ears
Elan/Therkla
Radic/someguyJanineknows
Asta Kask/Vaarsuvius/Inkyrius
Stories by baf
Stories by BatRobin
Belkar/Eye of Fear and FlameStories by Belkster11
Hilgya/YokYok
Julio Scoundrel/Entire Hobgolbin Army
Therkla/Vaarsuvius
Tsukiko/Jirix
Thog/Julio Scoundrel
Redcloak/Lien/Xykon [Part 1]
Redcloak/Lien/Xykon [Part 2]
Nale/Inkyrius
Xykon/Xykon
Roy/Elan [Part 1]Stories by The Blackbird
Roy/Elan [Part 2]
Roy/Elan [Part 3]
Hilgya/Inkyrius
Haley/Blackwing
Nale/Miko [Part 1]
Nale/Miko [Part 2]
Roy/MiTD
Haley/Belkster11
Stories by TheBibliophile
Stories by CapedLuigiYoshi
Stories by Cire II
Stories by ClericOfBelker
Gender-swapped OOTS [Part "2"]Stories by Closak
Gender-swapped OOTS [Part 3]
Gender-swapped OOTS [Part 4]
Gender-swapped OOTS [Part 5]
Gender-swapped OOTS [Part 6]
Belkar/Roy
O-Chul/ABD
Elan/Belkar/Haley/Roy
Roy/ABD
Closak/Black Dragons
Roy/Belkar/Ancient Black DragonStories by CoffeeIncluded
ABD
ABD/Haley
ABD/Jirix
ABD/Redcloak
ABD/Redcloak
ABD/Roy
ABD/Janitor
ABD/Thog
ABD/Belkar/Elan/Nale/Durkon/Redcloak/Jirix/Yikyik
ABD and Thog
Elan/Julio ScoundrelStories by Cracklord
O-Chul/Lien
Haley/Roy's Sword and Sara Greenhilt/Soon Kim
Inkyrius/Belkar
Julia/Pompey
Pompey/Sabine
Xykon/Roy's Sword
Belkar/Hinjo
Crystal/Vaarsuvius
Zz'Drti/Nale
Shojo/Aarindarius
Daigo/Kubota
Vaarsuvius/IFCC
OOTS/Giant Sand Worm
Mr. Scruffy/Vaarsuvius
ABD/Guy with the Halberd
Elan/Cactus
Inkyrius/Inkyrius/Vaarsuvius/Vaarsuvius
Haley/Hanukkah Gelt
Miko/Inkyrius
Vaarsuvius/Durkon
Vaarsuvius/Elan/Haley
Celia/Haley
Elan/Shadowdancer
CoffeeIncluded/Vaarsuvius
Thieves' Guild/Grubwiggler
Miko/DurkonStories by CurlyKitGirl
Inkyrius/Bozzok
O-Chul/Thog
Therkla/Crystal
Nale/The Shadow Dancer/Soulsplice
Tsukiko/Soon
Leeky Windstaff/Lord Kubota
Teevo/Thanh
O-Chul/Chief Grukgruk
Bozzok/Tsukiko/Crystal
Nale/Hinjo/O-Chul/Julia
Xykon/Thog
Edward Cullen/Harry Potter/Raistlin Majere/Xykon/Tsukiko/Lien/Stanley the Tool/Winston Churchill
Xykon/Julio Scoundrel
Belkar/Jenny
Eugene/Ydranna
Bozzok/Haley
Lord Shojo/Julio Scoundrel
Durkon/Lien
Durkon/Lien
Durkon/Lien
Durkon/Lien
Durkon/Lien [The Beginning]
Julia Greenhilt/Xykon
Bozzok/Zz'Dtri
Julia/Roy's Sword
Durkon/Lien
Roy/Sabine
Shojo/Miko
Durkon/Lien
Belkar in Hell [Part 1]
Belkar in Hell [Part 2]
Belkar in Hell [Part 3]
Belkar in Hell [Part 4]
Belkar in Hell [Part 5]
Belkar in Hell [Part 6]
Soon Kim/Mijung
Durkon/Lien
The OOTS in Girard's Gate [Part 1]
The OOTS in Girard's Gate [Part 2]
The OOTS in Girard's Gate [Part 3]
The OOTS in Girard's Gate [Part 4]
The OOTS in Girard's Gate [Part 5]
The OOTS in Girard's Gate [Part 6]
The OOTS in Girard's Gate [Part 7]
The OOTS in Girard's Gate [Part 8]
The OOTS in Girard's Gate [Part 9]
Stories by Dak Frostwrath
Stories by Dark Apprentice
Stories by The Dark Fiddler
Roy/RedcloakStories by DarkElfGangsta
MiTD/Entitre Hobgoblin Army
Celia/Gender-Flipped Celia
Crystal/Argent
Miko/Vaarsuvius
Nale/Tsukiko
The Oracle/Zz'Dtri
Stories by Dark_Stryke
Not for EveryoneIt All Started With A KissStories by Discord
Miko/VaarsuviusStories by doliest
Miko/Vaarsuvius
Vaarsuvius/Zz'dtri
Vaarsuvius/Mother Black Dragon
Miko/Vaarsuvius
Jirix/Tsukiko
Vaarsuvius/Haley
Roy/Celia
Vaarsuvius/Miko
Vaarsuvius/Haley
Vaarsuvius/Vaarsuvius
Vaarsuvius/Haley [Part 2] [Continuation of ShinyDelusion's story]
Vaarsuvius/Haley
IFCC/CrystalStories by Dra-Goon
Windstriker/The Bandit King
Belkar/YokYok
Doliest/Dracula
Vaarsuvius/Aarindarius [Part 1]
Vaarsuvius/Aarindarius [Part 2]
Snarl/Haley/O-Chul
Xykon/KazumiStories by Dr.Gunsforhands
Sarah Greenhilt/Roy's Archon
Celia/Mr Scruffy
The Eye of Fear and Flame/Haley
Roy's Sword/Bone Golem Roy
Ancient Black Dragon/Tsukiko/Monster in the Dark
Haley/Vaarsuvius/Durkon
Stories by Elan's Modron
Stories by Elvenblade
Stories by esmerelder
Roy/VaarsuviusStories by EvilRoeSlade
Girard/Serini
Girard/Serini
Gender-swapped Order of the Stick
OOTS/OOTS
Haley/Hank
Body-swapped OOTS [Part 1]
Body-swapped OOTS [Part 2]
Body-swapped OOTS [Part 3]
V/Belkar Spawnfic
Stories by Expeditious
Stories by Eztheria
Stories by Forevernade
Stories by Gimliggamer
Stories by golentan
Stories by gosh
Stories by Hijax
Stories by icastflare!
Stories by Introbulus
The Cliffport Chief of Police/KazumiStories by jogiff
Hydra/Lien
Tsukiko/Roy's Archon
Lord Shojo/Jirix
Durokan/Haley
Belkar/Hinjo
Haley/Crystal
Kazumi/Durkon
Stories by Kaytara
Mr. Scruffy/The SnarlStories by Kill Screen
Ancient Black Dragon/Inkyrius
IFCC Fiends/The Chimera Trigak
Banjo/Giggles
Vaarsuvius and Durkon [Part 1]
Vaarsuvius and Durkon [Part 2]
ABD and Vaarsuvius
Belkar/Vaarsuvius
Stories by Kirby
Stories by Kitteh
Stories by KnightMysterio
Stories by Kobold-Bard
Stories by Kraggi
Stories by Kyronea
Stories by Kyuubi
Stories by Lawyergoblin
Brown-cloak/HaleyStories by lindorm
Redcloak/Celia [Part 1]
Redcloak/Celia [Part 2]
Vaarsuvius/Zz'dtri [Part 1]
Vaarsuvius/Zz'dtri [Part 2]
Stories by Lollie
Stories by Lubirio
Stories by Lycan 01
Orc Chief Grukgruk/Haley/KazumiStories by MagicianMan5
The Guy With the Halberd/Demon Roaches/Hydra
Daigo/Kubota
Yor/Belkar
Kazumi/Therkla
O-Chul/IFCC
Miko/Redcloak
Miko/Redcloak [Continued]
The Eye of Fear and Flame/Haley
Blackwing/Mr. Scruffy
Hinjo/Redcloak
Crystal/The Chimera
Belkar/Roy's Sword
Vaarsuvius/Ciaphas Cain [Part 1]
Vaarsuvius/Ciaphas Cain [Part 2]
Vaarsuvius/Ciaphas Cain [Part 3]
Vaarsuvius/Ciaphas Cain [Part 4]
Vaarsuvius/Ciaphas Cain [Part 5]
Vaarsuvius/Elan
Eye of Fear and Flame/Tsukiko/Hot Pocket
Stories by Malkar Grumbo
Stories by Mariel Dragon
Stories by MasamuneSSX
Miko/MiTDStories by Meg
Durkon/Sabine
Miko/Sabine
Miko/The Oracle
Miko/Vaarsuvius
ABD/The Oracle
Entire Hobgoblin Army/All The Demon Roaches
Redcloak/O-ChulStories by Metalhead
Tsukiko/Redcloak
Teevo/Hieronymus Grubwiggler
Roy/Roy's Archon
Roy's Sword/Nale
Belkar/Vaarsuvius
Elan/Vaarsuvius [Part 1]
Elan/Vaarsuvius [Part 2]
Redcloak/Tsukiko [Part 1]
Redcloak/Tsukiko [Part 2]
Redcloak/Tsukiko [Part 3]
Redcloak/The Snarl
Miko/Haley
Jeff/Hilgya
Vaarsuvius/Aarindarius
Vaarsuvius/Everyone [Part 2]
Kazumi/IFCC
Stories by mizzim
Stories by Monzach
Stories by Moofin Bard
Stories by Moon_Called
Stories by MReav
Stories by Mr. Cales
Stories by NamonakiRei
Stories by Nathander
Celia/ThogStories by NemoUtopia
Lien/Hobgoblin Army
Daigo/Yokyok
Miko/Therka [Part 1]
Miko/Therka [Part 2]
Miko/Therka [Part 3]
Miko/Therka [Part 4]
Miko/Therka [Part 5]
Vaarsuvius/Black DragonStories by Nerdanel
Nale's next crazy plot to destroy the OotSTsukiko's PloyMiko's Heart, Beyond Lawful Good
Stories by The Odor
Shojo/MikoStories by Omergideon
Argent/Razor
Blackwing/Haley
Gender-switched Oracle/Oracle
Haley/Lien
Vaarsuvius/Everyone [Part 3]
Haley/Vaarsuvius
Rodney McKay/Celia
Stories by Oooohaloophole
Stories by Pid6
Stories by pnewman
Stories by PsychoPat
Nale/Haley and Elan/CeliaStories by Ronnoc
Haley/Vampire Shadowdancer
Redcloak/Tsukiko/Julio Scoundrel
Thog/Sabine
Thog/Sabine [Continued]
Thog/Sabine [Continued]
Thog/Sabine [Continued]
Stories by RPGAgmJAY
Stories by Saeyan
Stories by SaintRidley
Stories by Sequinox
Stories by Sereg
Roy/CeliaStories by Sewblon
Xykon/Celia
Tsukiko/Horace Greenhilt
Xykon/Redcloak [Part 1]
Xykon/Redcloak [Part 2]
Dragon's Hoard/Jephton/Haerta/Ganneron
Durkon/Death Knight
Pit Fiend/Zz'dtri
Therkla/Thieves Guild Member
Durkon/Vaarsuvius
Mr. Scruffy/Snuggles
Therkla/Banjo
Elan/Vaarsuvius
Julia/Durkon
Belkar/Nacle
Belkar/Crystal
Vaarsuvius/Haley's Personality Aspects
Haley/Celia
Roy/Eugene
Julio Scoundrel/Julio Scoundrel
Thog/Miko [Part 1]
Thog/Miko [Part 2]
Thog/Miko [Part 3]
Thog/Miko [Part 4]
Thog/Miko [Part 5]
Sereg/Tsukiko
Sereg/Lien
Sereg/Inkyrius
Sereg/Vaarsuvius
Sereg/Celia
Sereg/Haley
Sereg/Lirian
Sereg/Sabine
Hobgoblin General/Roy’s Sword/Roy’s Archon/Person in Distress
Durkon/Tree
Ghouls/Belkar [Part 1]
Ghouls/Belkar [Part 2]
Hieronymus Grubwiggler/The Eye of Fear and Flame
Lizardfolk/Durkon
Mary Sue/OOTS
A Twisted TailHieronymus Grubwiggler/His Wife [Part 1]Banjo/Xykon-doll
Clone/Hieronymus Grubwiggler's Wife [Part 2]
Clone/Hieronymus Grubwiggler's Wife [Part 3]
Clone/Hieronymus Grubwiggler [Part 4]
Xykon/Tsukiko
Tsukiko/Crypt Thing
Miko/Jirix/Really Dangerous Trap
Vaarsuvius/Dark Mistress Shadowgale
Miko/Sangwaan
Stories by ShinyDelusion
Julia/ThogStories by ShneekeyTheLost
Vaarsuvius/Haley/Elan [Part 1]
Vaarsuvius/Haley/Elan [Part 3] [Continuation from Discord's part]
Belkar/Matt
Elan/Haley/Roy
Hinjo/Tsukiko [Part 1]
Hinjo/Tsukiko [Part 2]
Janine/Lloyd
Nale/Sabine
When in Rome
Stories by Silverraptor
Belkar/NaleStories by Somniloquist
Miko/Hinjo
Inkyrius [Part 1], [Part 2], [Part 3], [Part 4]
Julia/Celia
Crystal/Belkar
Haley's Dream
Guy with the Halberd/Girl with the Halberd
Kazumi/Daigo
Kubota/Lien
Ceila/Mr Rodriguez
Tsukiko/Oracle
Elan/Vaarsuvius
Stories by Sstoopidtallkid
Stories by Taekwondodo
Hinjo/Zz'dtriStories by Tatterdemalion
Bozzak/Mr Rodriguez
Elan/The Cliffport Chief of Police
Therkla/Julio Scoundrel
Nale/Julio Scoundrel
Thanh/Female NPC
Windstriker/Argent
Edward/Tsukiko
Trigak/Sunken Valley Hydra [Part 1]
Trigak/Sunken Valley Hydra [Part 2]
Mr. Scruffy/Lord Shojo
Ian Starshine/The Snarl
Stories by Thor Person Guy
Stories by Tira-chan
Stories by TooManySecrets
Stories by TSED
Stories by waterpenguin43
Stories by Water-Smurf
In the Arms of MorpheusStories by WeimannRedcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 1]IcelusCurse of Phobetor
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 2]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 3]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 4]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 5]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 6]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 7]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 8]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 9]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 10]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 11]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 12]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 13]Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 1]Tragedy of HypnosPasithea's Messenger
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 2]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 3]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 4]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 5]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 6]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 7]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 8]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 9]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 10]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 11]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 12]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 13]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 14]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 15]Redcloak/V Spawnfic [Part 1]Bridge Across the StarsIn Vino VeritasClaude Os, Aperi Oculos!Quos Amor Verus Tenuit, TenebitActa Non VerbaPawns of the GodsDumped on the Rooster
Redcloak/V Spawnfic [Part 2]
Redcloak/V Spawnfic [Part 3]
Redcloak/V Spawnfic [Part 4]
Redcloak/V Spawnfic [Part 5]
Redcloak/V Spawnfic [Part 6]
Redcloak/V Spawnfic [Part 7]
Redcloak/V Spawnfic [Part 8]
Jephton/Haetra/Ganonron/Julia Greenhilt/JirixStories by WhereamI?
Overpriced Apple Girl/The Most Awesome Pickpockets In The ENTIRE WORLD!
Overpriced Apple Girl/The Most Awesome Pickpockets In The ENTIRE WORLD! [Continued]
Stories by Xesirin
Stories by Yiuel
Roy and Celia's Son/Elan and Haley's DaughterStories by yubel
Therkla/Yiuel
OOTS Jr. [Part 1]
OOTS Jr. [Part 2]
Miko/Sangwaan
Stories by Zanaril
Male Sarah Greenhilt/Female Zz'dtri/IFCCStories by Zen_Heart
Xykon/Vaarsuvius
Therkla/Belkar/Tsukiko
Therkla/Belkar/Tsukiko [Continued]
Mr Rodrigez/Gender-Swiched Mr Rodrigez
Vaarsuvius/Zz'dtri [continuation of Discord's story]
Vaarsuvius/Zz'dtri
Aarindarius/Inkyrius
Aarindarius/Inkyrius
Aarindarius/Inkyrius
Aarindarius/Inkyrius
Blackwing/Lizard Vaarsuvius
The IFCC/Zombie Dragon Head
Vaarsuvius/The Snarl
Vaarsuvius/Inkyrius/Aarindarius
Vaarsuvius/Haerta [Part 1]
Vaarsuvius/Haerta [Part 2]
Vaarsuvius/Haley/Vaarsuvius
Tass/Crack Pairings Thread
Vaarsuvius/Julio Scoundrel
Closak/ABD
Vaarsuvius/Everyone [Part 1]
Vaarsuvius/Everyone [Part 4]
Vaarsuvius/MitD
CoffeeIncluded and Haley
Stories by Ziren
Stories by Zolkabro
Last edited by Lira; 2010-02-06 at 10:32 AM.
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2010-01-14, 03:12 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- May 2007
Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Crack Pairings Art Compilation
A compilation of the art made specifically for the Crack Pairings Thread.
Art by BatRobin
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Tiasal (version one).
Tiasal (version two).
Art by Belkster11
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Sangwaan and Hinjo.
Art by CoffeeIncluded
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Inkyrius, Vaarsuvius and their children.
CoffeeIncluded and Haley.
CoffeeIncluded and Haley.
Art by Delorges
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Vaarsuvius and Redcloak.
Miko and O-Chul.
Art by Discord
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Vaarsuvius and Miko.
Tsukiko and Vaarsuvius.
Vaarsuvius and Tsukiko.
Lirian and Aarindarius.
Haerta and Vaarsuvius.
Vaarsuvius, Tsukiko, and their child.
Miko and Vaarsuvius.
Haley and Vaarsuvius.
Roy and Elan.
Aarindarius and Lirian.
Haley and Celia.
Art by Expeditious
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Vaarsuvius and Blackwing.
Vaarsuvius.
Art by Funky Goose
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A comic version of Water-Smurf's Vaarsuvius/Redcloak story.
Half-dragon child of Belkar.
Young Roy and the Little Psion that Could.
Art by half-halfling
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Vaarsuvius and V's personifications of femininity and masculinity.
Vaarsuvius, Inkyrius, their children and the soul splice.
Tsukiko and Jirix.
Haley and Vaarsuvius.
MiTD and Tsukiko.
Child of Redcloak and Vaarsuvius.
Inkyrius and Vaarsuvius.
Vaarsuvius' Parent and young Vaarsuvius.
Inkyrius and Vaarsuvius.
Vaarsuvius and Redcloak.
Tiasal and Terentius.
Jirix, Tsukiko, Redcloak, Celia, Belkar, Roy, Haley, Vaarsuvius, Inkyrius and their children, wishing Kaytara a happy birthday.
Tiasal, Tsukiko, and Xykon.
Plushie Dragon Vaarsuvius.
Aarindarius, Vaarsuvius, Inkyrius and their children.
Aarindarius.
Roy and Miko.
Therkla and Miko.
Elan, Roy, and Miko.
A scene from Water-Smurf's fanfic, featuring Haley, Roy, Elan, and a mysterious creature.
Aarindarius and Inkyrius.
Art by Kaytara
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Vaarsuvius.
Vaarsuvius and Redcloak.
Vaarsuvius.
Vaarsuvius and Roy.
Vaarsuvius and Roy (coloured version).
Young Vaarsuvius.
Spliced Inkyrius.
Vaarsuvius and Miko.
Vaarsuvius and Miko (coloured version).
Redcloak and Vaarsuvius.
Mr. Scruffy, Belkar, Vaarsuvius, and Blackwing.
Aarindarius.
Aarindarius.
Aarindarius (coloured version).
Redcloak, Vaarsuvius, and their child.
Redcloak, Vaarsuvius, and their child (coloured version).
Right-Eye and Redcloak.
Tiasal, Xykon, and Tsukiko.
Tiasal.
Art by Kirby
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Haley and Vaarsuvius.
Spliced Elan.
Art by Meg
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Vaarsuvius and Redcloak.
Belkar.
Vaarsuvius and Redcloak.
Vaarsuvius and Roy.
Xykon and Redcloak.
Redcloak and Vaarsuvius.
Tsukiko and Redcloak.
Tsukiko and Redcloak (coloured version).
Spliced Inkyrius.
Vaarsuvius.
Child of Redcloak and Vaarsuvius.
Child of Redcloak and Vaarsuvius.
Celia and Vaarsuvius.
Redcloak and Xykon.
Haley and Roy.
Art by MReav
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O-Chul and female members of the Sapphire Guard and Azurite soldiers.
Art by The Neoclassic
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Lien and the Yellow-Eyed Fiend.
Evil Lien.
Art by Ninjamuffin
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Elan and Nale.
Art by Oooohaloophole
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Tiasal as an infernal scion.
The Dark One and a goblin god (?).
Tiasal.
Tiasal.
Tiasal.
Tiasal.
Tiasal.
Art by Saeyan
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Vaarsuvius with a Miko doll.
Vaarsuvius with a Miko doll.
Aarindarius and Inkyrius.
Zz'dtri and Vaarsuvius.
Inkyrius.
Aarindarius, Inkyrius, and Vaarsuvius.
A wanted sign for Zanaril.
A wanted sign for Zanaril (version 2).
Vaarsuvius.
Inkyrius and Aarindarius, with Vaarsuvius and Zz'dtri in chibi form.
Aarindarius, Inkyrius, and Vaarsuvius.
Inkyrius, Vaarsuvius, and Aarindarius.
Inkyrius and Vaarsuvius.
Aarindarius and Vaarsuvius.
Vaarsuvius.
Child of Redcloak and Vaarsuvius.
Vaarsuvius.
Vaarsuvius and V&RC's child.
Tiasal.
Vaarsuvius.
Tsukiko.
Scenario for Water-Smurf, featuring Tiasal and Redcloak.
Vaarsuvius and Aarindarius.
Vaarsuvius and Inkyrius.
Vaarsuvius and Inkyrius.
Aarindarius and Vaarsuvius.
Vaarsuvius and Inkyrius.
Aarindarius and Vaarsuvius.
Zz'dtri and Vaarsuvius.
Art by Tira-chan
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Spock and Vaarsuvius.
Art by TooManySecrets
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Female living Xykon.
Art by Trixie
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Celia and Belkar.
Xykon, Tsukiko, and Miko.
Art by Yiuel
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"The OOTS Jr."
OOTS Jr.
OOTS Jr.
OOTS Jr.
OOTS Jr.
Joan.
Tiasal.
Alex.
Art by Zanaril
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Undead Vaarsuvius and Xykon.
Miko and Vaarsuvius.
Redcloak and Vaarsuvius.
Xykon.
Spliced Inkyrius.
Spliced Inkyrius.
Spliced Inkyrius and Vaarsuvius.
Young Vaarsuvius.
Tiasal.
Argent and Windstriker.
Aarindarius and Vaarsuvius.
Child of Closak and the ABD.
Haley and Vaarsuvius.
Vaarsuvius, Redcloak, and Tiasal.
Xykon and Tsukiko.
Vaarsuvius and Tsukiko.
Vaarsuvius and Tsukiko (coloured version).
Redcloak and Vaarsuvius.Last edited by Lira; 2010-02-02 at 09:40 PM.
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2010-01-14, 03:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Wow, I didn't even know you could get to 51 pages.
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2010-01-14, 03:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
If you want to stay in touch, reach out to me on twitter (same username).
The best answer is always to ask your DM.
Unless you're the DM, in which case you should talk to your players.
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2010-01-14, 03:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Replying to CI's question about Radic/someguyJanineknows:
When she invited him to drink tea, she did not expect that they would just sit around and... well, imbibe hot beverage. But he didn't get it what she meant, and she was too embarrased to make a more direct proposal along the lines of "Lets have wild sex!"
A friend had this happen to him. The lady asked him up for tea and he agreed. Then she asked if he would like to sleep over, and he (completely oblivious) said "Yeah, you have a nice sofa, I'll sleep there." And she just looked disappointed (which he completely missed) and went to her bedroom. And a couple of days later he said "d'oh" in quite a loud voice as he suddenly understood what he meant.Avatar by CoffeeIncluded
Oooh, and that's a bad miss.
“Don't exercise your freedom of speech until you have exercised your freedom of thought.”
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2010-01-14, 03:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Yay, new tread! *Dragon marks*
*Settles in*
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2010-01-14, 03:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
How long do old threads usually sit around for (after being closed)? Will we have to move old stories to another storage facility sometime or face losing them?
Avatar by me...yup that's how good my drawing is. As in not very good.
Crack-Pairings, Not Dead Just Moved. Someone Hasn't Been Looking In The Right Places.
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2010-01-14, 03:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
*gets tired of attempting to kill Closak*
*goes to sleep in the thread and leaves a special glass with nothing in it for Zanaril*
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2010-01-14, 03:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Hooray, new thread! *swigs random nearby glass*
*collapses*
...And that is how I met your father.
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2010-01-14, 03:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Ah, thanks.
Haha, your friend's pretty slow on the uptake, isn't he.
Before you ask, my math test went well. However, I was rushing and made a stupid error at the very beginning of a LONG problem, and I found it...WHEN I HAD FINISHED THE PROBLEM.
I had to start that problem all over; nearly ten minutes down the drain.
This happens to me a LOT, especially on math and physics tests, but pretty much everywhere. I rush, I make stupid mistakes (2+5 instead of 2*5, fill in the wrong bubble on a multiple choice test, use the wrong tense when translating a Latin passage, but mostly using mathematical calculations and formulas) ALL THE TIME on tests, especially when I'm rushing. It's a particularly nasty manifestation of my ADHD and it happens much less frequently when I have more time.
But because I still manage to get As most of the time (Though not in Physics because I make these mistakes on almost every single problem), no extra time on tests for me.My webcomic!
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2010-01-14, 03:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
I'm not sure which scares me more: that a thread like this exists in the first place, or that it has come so far.
But... but... You can't Wake Up Dead
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The Demented One's fix of White Raven Tactics and Iron Heart Surge.
A well played paladin is a valuable asset to a party, and a beautiful roleplaying opportunity.
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2010-01-14, 03:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
I'd be more worried about the fact that they have the names and probably the material for six more.
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2010-01-14, 03:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
My friend is a tea fanatic. Once you mention tea to him, all other thoughts disappear from his mind. His peak consumption was 3 gallons tea per day. Yes, gallons. He got this strange pain where his kidneys were...
And these brain farts happen. I've done something similar - me and a few friends went to see a play and during intermission a pretty redhead comes up to me and asks if I'm at the theatre alone. And I think it's a little strange question but I say no - because I'm there with friends. And midway during the second act I start pounding my head on the seat in front of me because I realize she wasn't asking if I was there alone (without anyone) but whether I was there single (without a girlfriend). The two are closer in Swedish.
And it doesn't help that women sometimes say things in a very roundabout way. Like saying "Oh, an ice cream stand. Do you want ice cream?" and expecting their boyfriend to understand that this means "I want ice cream."
The intricacies of indirect speech are very interesting and make life absolute hell for people with autism. "I was wondering if you could take out the garbage?" Why are you informing me about your musings about my physical capabilities?Avatar by CoffeeIncluded
Oooh, and that's a bad miss.
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2010-01-14, 03:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Your local Cleric.
Cleric of the Murphy's Law Thread
(yes, that is possible)
"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
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2010-01-14, 03:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
My webcomic!
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Tales of Aequar: Runite's Rise IC
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2010-01-14, 03:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
If you want to know more about indirect speech I recommend Stephen Pinker's "The Stuff of Thought", where you will also learn how our verbs reflect the way our minds carve up the world and all the complexities of cursing. Why, when something goes wrong, does our conversation take a sudden turn towards holy things, procreation or defecation?
Avatar by CoffeeIncluded
Oooh, and that's a bad miss.
“Don't exercise your freedom of speech until you have exercised your freedom of thought.”
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2010-01-14, 03:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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Last edited by CoffeeIncluded; 2010-01-14 at 03:48 PM.
My webcomic!
Currently DMing:
Tales of Aequar: Runite's Rise IC
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2010-01-14, 03:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
If you want to stay in touch, reach out to me on twitter (same username).
The best answer is always to ask your DM.
Unless you're the DM, in which case you should talk to your players.
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2010-01-14, 03:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
We're already on a new thread? I didn't even get a chance to get drunk! :< (And I didn't know that threads could actually go past fifty... I guess we made up for that page we missed in the first thread!)
But anyway...
This makes me feel really warm and fuzzy inside. That feels really nice. *snuggles in corner with blanket and prolongs feeling as much as possible*
Too bad it's one she likes to slap around. I can't help but feel bad for Yutrin--I mean, the one person in the whole world besides him (to his knowledge) hates his guts and beats him up even when he's trying to tend to their wounds.
I wonder though; if time doesn't flow, do wounds still heal?
I have to agree with Taekwondodo, it's hard to judge incharacter-ness at this stage with minor characters, although they seem fine. I like Yutrin for some reason, I think you're doing well to make his sympathetic without being too woobie-ish.
Wait... how did I manage that?
BTW, how do you pronounce Yutrin? Is it Yoo-trin or Yuh-trin? Or is the Y pronounced as an 'i'?
Oh, and finally *sends some plot-bunnies back to Water-Smurf* If nothing else, they'll keep you company.
Hestia likes preparing for both possibilities, but just because she mentioned it doesn't mean that she is going to have twins.
Her soul? Why?
And when did the continued survival of the sentient races come in?
(I may be confused as to which chapters you just read...)
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The April Squickies Award for Best Crack Pairing Story
Thank you so much to Kaytara for the avatar! It's of Redcloak's and Vaarsuvius's love child.
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2010-01-14, 04:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
But why these things? Why not cooking, or pets, or astronomy? These topics turn up whenever people curse all over the world, suggesting there's some deep key to the human psyche.
Anyway, this isn't getting more crack pairings done. Water-smurf, what you do is, you take the plot bunnies and cook them. Then you eat them, and get new ideas.Avatar by CoffeeIncluded
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2010-01-14, 04:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
She does seem to be swimming towards the deep end of the alignment pool. And that's where the nasty kids who dunk people underwater and hold them there all are.
And when did the continued survival of the sentient races come in?
I'd guess it's because the things we use to swear with are all topics that be have a strong, deeply ingrained emotional reaction to. When we start yelling at people, we want them to know that we're having an emotional reaction to something; what better way to make everyone emphasise with you than to make them angry too?Last edited by Zanaril; 2010-01-14 at 04:22 PM.
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2010-01-14, 04:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
I promised I'd do a floor plan for a Crack Pairings Club House using what you have kindly told me when I joined you?
Here are the links:
http://i607.photobucket.com/albums/t...a/cptca001.jpg
http://i607.photobucket.com/albums/t...a/cptca002.jpg
I promise I'll remake them once I find my dungeon designer CD.
So...
Please disregard the size notes, they'll be remade. 37.5 m seems too small to me and I'll adjust the thread house and library tower size accordingly then.
We are "confined" by a large, nice brick wall so that no one can accidently stumble in and blame it on us for not making it visible enough where our area starts. We've got a parking lot and a copter landing place which can double as teleporting space. Next thing is the actual thread house which has five floors (cellar, ground floor, 1-3) and a roof deck. Behind the thread house there's a large storehouse/warehouse where the Brain Bleach is stored. To the right there's a large park in whichs centre the library tower is (which has one floor more than the thread house). The library tower is constructed and interiour fashioned to look like a mage's tower.
The ground floor of the TH has two large and two small rooms: If you enter through the front door you end up at the reception where you can read new stuff. Two doors lead to the main room. In the middle front there's a large buffet, to the right with window-view at park and library-tower the artist corner where you can work if you don't need absolute silence and to the left there's a large TV with consoles, games and DVDs as well as a sofa group around a low table. The middle of the room is free for spontaneous messing around. The lower right door leads to the bathroom, the lower left door to the stairs. Those are "hidden" and can be accessed through two hidden levers disguised as candleholders which lower the staircase from the ceiling. Down goes to the cellar where the washing machines etc. are and up leads to the first floor.
The first floor has a large kitchen and several large and small sound-proof rooms equipped for various occassions such as band practice, karaoke and so on.
Second and Third floor are identical with each 18 rooms along the walls so that everyone's got a window or two in his room. Yes, you've read correctly. These rooms are for personal use such as storing sketches, sleeping, working in silence and brewing potions. In the middle of each floor are two larger bathrooms with bathtub (these aren't on the floor plans because I've forgotten them).
The roof deck is currently empty.
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2010-01-14, 04:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Are me and Closak allowed to land on the helicopter landing pad? being dragons we're going to need some place to land.
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2010-01-14, 04:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Yes, you are.
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2010-01-14, 04:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
yay!
now, where is this treehouse going to be located?
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2010-01-14, 04:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Grab any tree you like. Only tell me it's general location so I may add it on the chart.
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2010-01-14, 04:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
So what are we going to call it?
The Crack Palace?
I take the biggest bed!
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2010-01-14, 04:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Hm... I can try and import a tree from there... But I doubt that I can get a permanent portal license to the Schwarzwald. Even if we have a tree house there.... :/
Say, you from Germany? That'd make us three if I correctly remember...
EDIT: Huh, where did the post go that I was responding to?Last edited by Eztheria; 2010-01-14 at 04:35 PM.
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2010-01-14, 04:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Can I suggest replacing one of the Supplemental Plot devices with "Narrated by someone".