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    *Shrugs* I used Hitler because I couldn't find a decent picture of Stalin.
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    But that, my friend, is called "politics", and is in fact frowned upon in those forums.
    You'd have done a much better job using Batman anyway.

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    That's just Godwins Law. As a German, I think it's hilarious.

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    But that, my friend, is called "politics", and is in fact frowned upon in those forums.
    Not so much "politics" as it is "modern history"…
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yora View Post
    That's just Godwins Law. As a German, I think it's hilarious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksheep View Post
    Not so much "politics" as it is "modern history"…
    I've seen discussions relative to WWII get moderated due to political content, and alignment tables tend to invite debates and controversy, that's all I'm saying.
    Directly related to that demotivator: meh, I don't find it funny, it's just telling the same message we regularly hear about alignment debates being somewhat silly. Plus, it's a Godwin. I don't particularly enjoy unexpected Godwins.

    ... I should post a demotivator to make up for the discussion, but I have no inspiration.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yora View Post
    That's just Godwins Law. As a German, I think it's hilarious.

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    Boob cover?
    More like boob recoil reducer, if you've ever seen that particular scene. It was beautiful.
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    More like boob recoil reducer, if you've ever seen that particular scene. It was beautiful.
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    Pretty sure that, in that scene, at least one pair of breasts would have had to be supersonic, which would have ended up ripping themselves from the person's body.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beowulf DW View Post
    More like boob recoil reducer, if you've ever seen that particular scene. It was beautiful.
    Oh, I can see how she WOULD be pissed.
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    Not to mention the whole issue of loud firearms being fired off right next to her head...

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    Not to mention the whole issue of loud firearms being fired off right next to her head...

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    The irony in this one in delightful, considering the way Ulrich von Jungingen parted ways with earthly affairs.
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    The irony in this one in delightful, considering the way Ulrich von Jungingen parted ways with earthly affairs.
    I honestly didn't think anyone would get that.
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    She still has boob plate >_>
    But she isn't showing any thigh, panties, back, or abdomen.
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    But she isn't showing any thigh, panties, back, or abdomen.
    I feel that armor that lifts and separates still counts. <_<
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    I'd still invite her for a date.

    And probably get my ass kicked post haste, but what the hey
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    Quote Originally Posted by AngelSword View Post
    I feel that armor that lifts and separates still counts. <_<
    well, thats a perfectly functional suit of light armour due to the chainmail/fact you'd need to stab down to get through the location of the armour. it's not full plate, but then you can't say anything other than full plate isn't proper armour

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    well, thats a perfectly functional suit of light armour due to the chainmail/fact you'd need to stab down to get through the location of the armour. it's not full plate, but then you can't say anything other than full plate isn't proper armour
    Yeah but her plate bra would actually hinder the effectiveness of her armor by pushing the plate into her sternum if it ever took a hit. I mean it's better than a lot of armor, but still a note or two short of practical.

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    I remember during one such female armor discussion, it was pointed out that a curved piece of armor like that would actually drive a piercing sword towards the center, where it would then slice through the armor and into the heart. Which is why real armor is designed with the chests thrusting out at the center, rather than the nipples, to deflect oncoming swords and lances out to the side and under your armpits, rather than into your chest.
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    Quote Originally Posted by flabort View Post
    I remember during one such female armor discussion, it was pointed out that a curved piece of armor like that would actually drive a piercing sword towards the center, where it would then slice through the armor and into the heart. Which is why real armor is designed with the chests thrusting out at the center, rather than the nipples, to deflect oncoming swords and lances out to the side and under your armpits, rather than into your chest.
    I don't think anybody argues the armor is unrealistic. Hell, I don't argue that. However, it's also sexy and I believe that's why most of us are here. At least, I am. And I will take sexy over realistic any day of the week.
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