Best Friends Forever!

[Shhalahr Windrider]

On noes! Hexblades are Harry Potter!

...

No, wait. That's love. My bad.

Yeah. Friendship is from Diadem.

[JackMage666]

When Hexblades want to prove who's better, they just go and try to find dates. Whoever has the worst luck with the ladies wins. Of course, those who have the best luck win too, but that's another story.

[The_Snark]

So does that mean that having bad luck gets you respected by hexblades?

Nah, hexblades don't have bad luck. Other people have bad luck around hexblades.

[PlatinumJester]

Nah, hexblades don't have bad luck. Other people have bad luck around hexblades.

Except for fortunes friends

[ocato]

That's actually how I met my hexblade girlfriend, with one foot in a potted plant, a giant ink stain on my shirt, and a handful of lottery tickets.

Also my pants were on fire.

[EagleWiz]

Got to hear that story

[Fax Celestis]

That's actually how I met my hexblade girlfriend, with one foot in a potted plant, a giant ink stain on my shirt, and a handful of lottery tickets.

Also my pants were on fire.

...just your pants?

[ClericofPhwarrr]

Got to hear that story

He's a bard, so be warned that if he tells it, any misfortune on his part will bring you to uncontrollable sobbing. And it sounds like there's a LOT of misfortune in that story.

[ocato]

That's not true. It is just proof that I can make a Diplomacy check even with horrible negatives.

You see, my pants were on fire because of a friction spark that ignited some lantern oil that spilled onto my lap after I bumped the lantern stepping in the potted plant on my way back from the lottery store. I quickly asked someone for the phone number of a dry cleaner, but when they lent me a pen it exploded onto my shirt. I shreiked in surprise and they paniced and began to hit me with a burlap sack, causing the friction that sparked my pants. So, having enough HP to not worry about 1d6 damage a round, I sauntered into the tavern for a drink, walked up to the bar, and having spotted a cute girl, proceded to say

Hey baby, wanna see my wand of cure what ails ya?

[roll=Diplomacy]1d20+40[/roll]

[ocato]

Guess you can't roll on this forum, huh.

[Dhavaer]

Guess you can't roll on this forum, huh.

Diplomacy: [roll]1d20+40[/roll]

Edit: Apparently not. How odd.

[Khantalas]

[whisper]Psst! Dice-rolling has been removed for a short while!

...I think.[/whisper]

[Jannex]

Reminds me of this half-elf Bard NPC we bumped into once. I was like "Hey, mind helping us find our way through this forest/serve as a packmule for most of our crap?" *UBER DIPLOMACY EYEBROW WIGGLE*

And then she was like "Actually, your party's barbarian is already carrying me on a palanquin on his back while the paladin fans me with palm fronds" *COUNTER DIPLOMACY SUGGESTIVE GLANCE*

"Ah, a formidable enemy"
*Insert 20 minutes of staring and some dramatic music*

Then the party carried us both through the forest while we ate grapes and played our harps in the sun. Best. NPC. Evar.

And that was mostly done as part of a running joke.

I have the sudden urge to PC a bard in a party with you. Of course, the last time I was part of Team Bard, my fellow PC and I invented the Kogo Beast, which was some of the most hilarious roleplaying I've ever experienced.

Go Team Bard!

[Dhavaer]

I have the sudden urge to PC a bard in a party with you. Of course, the last time I was part of Team Bard, my fellow PC and I invented the Kogo Beast, which was some of the most hilarious roleplaying I've ever experienced.

Go Team Bard!

That gives me an idea. Team Charisma! Hexblade as the frontline warrior, Spellthief as the skillmonkey, Bard as the healer and Sorcerer as the boomstick.

[ClericofPhwarrr]

That gives me an idea. Team Charisma! Hexblade as the frontline warrior, Spellthief as the skillmonkey, Bard as the healer and Sorcerer as the boomstick.

Dhavaer, your ideas are like candy from the sky, sprinkled lightly with cinnamon.

[Jannex]

That gives me an idea. Team Charisma! Hexblade as the frontline warrior, Spellthief as the skillmonkey, Bard as the healer and Sorcerer as the boomstick.

That is brilliant. I want in. If we go gestalt, I've been sitting on a Bard//Paladin of Bahamut concept for a while now. Divine Grace FTW!

I do love the idea of a party where everybody gets a turn as the party face.

[Dhavaer]

Dhavaer, your ideas are like candy from the sky, sprinkled lightly with cinnamon.

Sigtastic.

[ArmorArmadillo]

...just your pants?

A Hexblade has the mighty power of arcane curses...
...in his pants.

[ocato]

Hey, a cloak of Charisma +4!

*Watches as the party suddenly goes from a polite, attractive group of young men and women to a snarling pit of avarice and contempt*

[martyboy74]

Hey, a cloak of Charisma +4!

*Watches as the party suddenly goes from a polite, attractive group of young men and women to a snarling pit of avarice and contempt*

As oppossed to normal parties, where it turns into a game of 'hot potato'?

[ocato]

Druid: "It seems to be a charisma cloak"
*party groans*
Barbarian: "Mebbe th'paladin kin yoos et?"
Bard: "My aunt fanny he can, unhand my lucre you cretin!"