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    Quote Originally Posted by CoffeeIncluded View Post
    And did you like?
    Yes!

    I demand to know what happened next!
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    Quote Originally Posted by CoffeeIncluded View Post
    Also, where's Page 53?
    Page 53 is where we start doing things that, if I wrote about them, would get me banned. I already have one infraction.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zanaril View Post
    Yes!

    I demand to know what happened next!
    Later today or tomorrow. Suffice it to say that the ear-stroking is very much confirmed.

    Page 53 is where we start doing things that, if I wrote about them, would get me banned. I already have one infraction.
    Point well taken. Good choice of...magazine. Any other ideas from either of you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CoffeeIncluded View Post
    Later today or tomorrow. Suffice it to say that the ear-stroking is very much confirmed.
    Maybe sure it involves humourous awkwardness.

    Then we can find out whether blushing has any effect on ear sensitivity.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zanaril View Post
    Maybe sure it involves humourous awkwardness.

    Then we can find out whether blushing has any effect on ear sensitivity.
    This is Coffee we're talking about. That's my specialty!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CoffeeIncluded View Post
    Any other ideas from either of you?
    Not at the moment. I'm working on a campaign that takes off Sunday, so I'm a little preoccupied. Sorry.

    Coffee, you had a some nerd friends at the camp who joined the thread. Did we scare them away? And what would they think of V and his huge, eh, ears?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Asta Kask View Post
    Not at the moment. I'm working on a campaign that takes off Sunday, so I'm a little preoccupied. Sorry.

    Coffee, you had a some nerd friends at the camp who joined the thread. Did we scare them away? And what would they think of V and his huge, eh, ears?
    No, they're busy. And don't own their own computer.

    Oh, we'd have several extended puns and such.

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    Thanks to those who liked my highly cliché Hobgoblin/sword/archon fic.

    A Durkon/tree fic was requested. This is quick and short but here it is:

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    Durkon dropped his hammer panting. “Ye haf dafeetid me, foul tree!” he cried, “Now ye can keel me or take me prisinner.” The tree, which had been awakened by a passing druid, laughed and said, “For too long have my people suffered at the hands of dwarves. It is time for payback! You shall be my private slave. Now go “tend” to my flowers.”


    Biology jokes FTW!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CoffeeIncluded View Post
    Oh, we'd have several extended puns and such.
    I was more wondering whether V could handle all three of you. But perhaps that's an area better left unexplored.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Asta Kask View Post
    I was more wondering whether V could handle all three of you. But perhaps that's an area better left unexplored.
    Two words for you: Bear's. Endurance.

    Sereg: ...Flowers.
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    Biology jokes FTW!
    I now have a mental image of Durkon dressed up as a bumblebee...


    It's perfect banner material!
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    Quote Originally Posted by CoffeeIncluded View Post
    Later today or tomorrow. Suffice it to say that the ear-stroking is very much confirmed.
    Is V male in your fic? For some reason, I always think of hir as female when reading your work(probably because of your avatar).

    Generally, of course, V is Schrodinger's gender for me. Whichever is better for the plot at the moment.

    Edit: And you have no idea how hard it was to not do an..ahem...cat-based pun there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sstoopidtallkid View Post
    Is V male in your fic? For some reason, I always think of hir as female when reading your work(probably because of your avatar).

    Generally, of course, V is Schrodinger's gender for me. Whichever is better for the plot at the moment.

    Edit: And you have no idea how hard it was to not do an..ahem...cat-based pun there.
    Do you know what the best way to do it is?

    Take V to the shelter where I work.

    Have hir hold the kittens that like to nibble and play with your ears.

    Lock the door and peek in through the blinds.

    Wait.

    Take photographic evidence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CoffeeIncluded View Post
    Two words for you: Bear's. Endurance
    Won't last for more than 15-20 minutes, though. And then he'd have to stop to recast it.

    Of course, a lot can happen in 15-20 minutes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Asta Kask View Post
    Won't last for more than 15-20 minutes, though. And then he'd have to stop to recast it.

    Of course, a lot can happen in 15-20 minutes.
    How about a rod of Extended Bear's Endurance?

    (And rods of Bull's Strength and Cat's Grace, for good measure. )
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    Quote Originally Posted by CoffeeIncluded View Post
    Do you know what the best way to do it is?

    Take V to the shelter where I work.

    Have hir hold the kittens that like to nibble and play with your ears.

    Lock the door and peek in through the blinds.

    Wait.

    Take photographic evidence.
    ...but why would you leave?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CoffeeIncluded View Post

    Sereg: ...Flowers.
    Wow, I managed to squick out Coffee. I somehow feel both proud and horrified with myself simultaneously.

    Quote Originally Posted by Zanaril
    I now have a mental image of Durkon dressed up as a bumblebee...


    It's perfect banner material!
    Do it and you'll make me verry happy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sstoopidtallkid View Post
    ...but why would you leave?
    Because I don't want to get fired.

    And no Sereg, you didn't squick me out. Sorry.

    The only things here that have squicked me out so far are:

    The cleric in Water-Smurf's story
    The fact that Playelf actually exists.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CoffeeIncluded View Post
    Because I don't want to get fired.

    And no Sereg, you didn't squick me out. Sorry.

    The only things here that have squicked me out so far are:

    The cleric in Water-Smurf's story
    The fact that Playelf actually exists.
    Ooh, a challenge.

    And there are some things that are worth being fired over.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sstoopidtallkid View Post
    Ooh, a challenge.

    And there are some things that are worth being fired over.
    Hey, I saw two volunteers get fired for making out in the puppy room.

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    Hey, I saw two volunteers get fired for making out in the puppy room.
    With each other, I hope. If we're talking squick...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Asta Kask View Post
    With each other, I hope. If we're talking squick...
    Okay. Okay. Okay, that was hilarious.

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    Another random roll:

    Army of ghouls x Belkar spell gone wrong:

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    “How are we going to get past all those ghouls?” asked Belkar.
    “I possess a scroll of a spell that shall be useful for this situation.” answered Vaarsuvius, “It is called “hide from undead”.”
    “Awesome!” said Belkar, “Cast it on me.” Vaarsuvius pulled out a scroll and used it on Belkar who then ran into the crowd of ghouls. “Um, V,” said Haley, “I was looking over your shoulder and you didn’t pull out your scroll of “Hide from undead”, it was labelled “Desirable to undead”.”
    “I know.” smirked Vaarsuvius.


    Incidentally, The Dark Fiddler, the last table of plot devices isn’t numbered.

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    GS Hieronymus Grubwiggler x the eye of fear and flame Because if they don’t they’ll die/get unmade

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    Quote Originally Posted by Closak View Post

    And in case you forgot, i'm an epic sorceror, 25 class levels on top of what i already get for being a dragon.
    I'm a level 100 Paladin/Level 100 Sorceror/level 100 Factotum Demon/celestial in addition to what I get from being a dragon.


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    *Walks in and notices that there does not seem to be anyone else there*

    *Calls the ABD and starts "Partying" in the lobby*

    I brought food too *Dumps a bunch of first level commoners on the ground*


    Yeah, i'm crazy and evil.


    ...S***! *Runs from Kyuubi*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Closak View Post
    *Walks in and notices that there does not seem to be anyone else there*

    *Calls the ABD and starts "Partying" in the lobby*

    I brought food too *Dumps a bunch of first level commoners on the ground*


    Yeah, i'm crazy and evil.
    *walks in* are any of those commoners perchance evil and worshippers of Vecna or Nerull?
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    ...I think the one with the moustache is...Why?

    *Stomach growls*

    ...

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    because I'm hungry and evil worshippers of Vecna or Nerull are fair game.

    *grabs, casts sleep on, dips in honey and then devours.*


    Mmmmm

    *goes back to room and leaves you two kids to "party"*

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    I thought we agreed to tone down the random off topic conversations?

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    5 posts is toned down.

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