My Little Pony XX

[darthbobcat]

Really? I didn't know that; it always looked very Dr. Seuss to me.

The Cat and the Hat and the Ring. Recommended for ages 6-8.

[Grif]

Repost for posterity.

Elements of Ponythread v1.7a

Pony, EsperDerek
Insanity, Grif
Awesome, DBC
Bondage, PhoeKun
Heartburn, MCerberus
Logical Inconsistency, Shadowydragon
Hipster, tonberrian
Lurking, Level8Mudcrabs
Quotes, SiuiS
Happiness, Irbis
Surprise, Thanqol
Pirates, TheAmishPirate
Moustache, Welf
Clockwork, the_druid_droid
Phantasy, Raz_Fox
Adventure, Rebelhero
Bacon, Kris_Strife
Snarking, Etcetera
Stealth, Kyouhen
Chemical Reactions, Gamerlord
Not Being Significant Enough to Be an Element, erikun
Paranoia, Titanium_Fox
Insomnia, Gadora
Great and Powerful, Trixie
Boron, Bayonet Priest
Taking Things Too Personally, Soft Serve
Recursion, DeadManSleeping
Apathy, Lord Raziere
Ink, InkwellPony
Hope, ScionoftheVoid
Duels, dromer
Lead, RdMarquis
Hot Pony Kisses, Benson
Killjoy, Brazen Shield
Corruption, Vent Reynold
Persuasion, Anarion
Shipping, Lix Lorn
Quietness, Lex-Kat
Compassion, Blue Ghost
Evlul Bastard Spears, Aotrs Commander
Ancient Pony History, WJMill

Took me quite awhile to search. Daggum search wasn't cooperating.

[MCerberus]

Luna... the diamond dogs are besieging us, and Tirek the Cruel will soon have the ring of power. I wish to spare us from having to see this come to pass.

Tia, are you making an enormous funeral pyre?

Shhh shhh shhh, it'll be over soon.

Tia, I think you're overreacting.

This happens every movie night we don't stick to those stupid rom-coms, you drama queen.

Next week at movie night, "Sleepless in Sesaddle"
*just as Tia planned*

[Kindablue]

The Cat and the Hat and the Ring. Recommended for ages 6-8.

The Sneetchillion.

[Pokonic]

I respectuly demand a place on that chart. Move over,Level8Mudcrabs!

[MCerberus]

I respectuly demand a place on that chart. Move over,Level8Mudcrabs!

Element of Demanding to be an Element

SO IT IS WRITTEN

[darthbobcat]

I respectuly demand a place on that chart. Move over,Level8Mudcrabs!

Someone's being a real Element of Pushiness.

Subarashi.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YW52P...eature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zM2YY...&feature=feedf

[Grif]

Element of Demanding to be an Element

SO IT IS WRITTEN

Someone's being a real Element of Pushiness.

Subarashi.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YW52P...eature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zM2YY...&feature=feedf

Choose your poison.

[erikun]

Element of Demanding to be an Element

SO IT IS WRITTEN

Hey now, I am already the Element of Having a Title Too Long, Due to Referencing Being an Element in the Title. Or something like that.

[Kindablue]

Can I be the Element of Style?

[erikun]

Can I be the Element of Style?

I thought that was Rainbow Dash.

[darthbobcat]

Can I be the Element of Style?

As long as you're fine with Rainbow Dash always dressing in you.

[PhoeKun]

Luna... the diamond dogs are besieging us, and Tirek the Cruel will soon have the ring of power. I wish to spare us from having to see this come to pass.

Tia, are you making an enormous funeral pyre?

Shhh shhh shhh, it'll be over soon.

Tia, I think you're overreacting.

Later, Celestia has one heck of a bonfire going in her living room. All of the royal guard are gathered around, roasting s'mores. Luna chews thoughtfully on the sugary treat, staring at her older sister.

"See? Isn't this a great distraction?"

"Yef, but don'yoo fink Twi... *swallow* Twilight Sparkle will be disappointed that she missed this just for that silly ring quest?

Celestia shrugs, a knowing smile on her face. "If you think this is something, wait until you see how we celebrate!"

This happens every movie night we don't stick to those stupid rom-coms, you drama queen.

Next week at movie night, "Sleepless in Sesaddle"
*just as Tia planned*

I like yours better.

[Kindablue]

I thought that was Rainbow Dash.

Different kind of style.

As long as you're fine with Rainbow Dash always dressing in you.

I'm okay with that.

[Vent Reynolt]

Someone's being a real Element of Pushiness.

Subarashi.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YW52P...eature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zM2YY...&feature=feedf

Sugoi! Kawaii desu ne? (warning, even though they are phonetically very similar, never use Kowai when you mean kawaii.)

[darthbobcat]

Sugoi! Kawaii desu neigh?

Fixed it for you.

Also: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xW4TZFW3uwA&NR=1

[Pokonic]

Gah, no dub! No dub!

The Element of Demanding is what will be! All shall love me and dispair! Now! I mean it!

[Grif]

Very well. Behold!

Elements of Ponythread v1.8

Pony, EsperDerek
Insanity, Grif
Awesome, DBC
Bondage, PhoeKun
Heartburn, MCerberus
Logical Inconsistency, Shadowydragon
Hipster, tonberrian
Lurking, Level8Mudcrabs
Quotes, SiuiS
Happiness, Irbis
Surprise, Thanqol
Pirates, TheAmishPirate
Moustache, Welf
Clockwork, the_druid_droid
Phantasy, Raz_Fox
Adventure, Rebelhero
Bacon, Kris_Strife
Snarking, Etcetera
Stealth, Kyouhen
Chemical Reactions, Gamerlord
Not Being Significant Enough to Be an Element, erikun
Paranoia, Titanium_Fox
Insomnia, Gadora
Great and Powerful, Trixie
Boron, Bayonet Priest
Taking Things Too Personally, Soft Serve
Recursion, DeadManSleeping
Apathy, Lord Raziere
Ink, InkwellPony
Hope, ScionoftheVoid
Duels, dromer
Lead, RdMarquis
Hot Pony Kisses, Benson
Killjoy, Brazen Shield
Corruption, Vent Reynolt
Persuasion, Anarion
Shipping, Lix Lorn
Quietness, Lex-Kat
Compassion, Blue Ghost
Evlul Bastard Spears, Aotrs Commander
Ancient Pony History, WJMill
Demanding, Pokonic
Style, Kindablue

[Pokonic]

And my demandes have been met. I am pleased and will issue no further commands... for now.

[Vent Reynolt]

Fixed it for you.

Also: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xW4TZFW3uwA&NR=1

I see what you did there.

Also, noticed that my name is misspelled on Elements of Ponythread. How long has it been like that?

[Grif]

I see what you did there.

Also, noticed that my name is misspelled on Elements of Ponythread. How long has it been like that?

What misspell?

Ninja edit saves the day again!

[Dexam]

It appears that I am missing from the Elements of Ponythread as well.

Fetlock Equinari: "This oversight is unacceptable... Drumtrott, warm up the scorpion pit!"

Head clerk Drumtrott: *checks clipboard* "I'm afraid that the scorpion pit is completely booked out at the moment, your lordship. We've had a recent influx of street mimes."

Equinari: "What about the snake pit?"

Drumtrott: "All the snakes are hibernating, your lordship."

Equinari: "Rat pit?"

Drumtrott: "Eaten by the snakes before they went into hiberation."

Equinari: "How about the cockatrice?"

Drumtrott: "Hasn't been quite himself since that nice Miss Fluttershy visited."

Equinari: *steeples hooves, arches eyebrow* "So what do we have, Drumtrott?"

Drumtrott: *checks clipboard* "... a flock of sheep that have been grazing on the unreal estate next door to Unicorn University. They have been reported as exhibiting some rather... unusual behaviour, sir."

Equinari: *sighs* "At the very least we can hope for an allergy to wool. Very well, prepare the sheep pen and send a memo to master Grif reminding him that he is late for an appointment with me."

Drumtrott: "At once, your lordship."

[MCerberus]

Bobcat, I need some science done.
Tell me on a scale of 1 to brainmelt what this does to your anormally scoot-sensitive mind

[Grif]

It appears that I am missing from the Elements of Ponythread as well.

Fetlock Equinari: "This oversight is unacceptable... Drumtrott, warm up the scorpion pit!"

Head clerk Drumtrott: *checks clipboard* "I'm afraid that the scorpion pit is completely booked out at the moment, your lordship. We've had a recent influx of street mimes."

Equinari: "What about the snake pit?"

Drumtrott: "All the snakes are hibernating, your lordship."

Equinari: "Rat pit?"

Drumtrott: "Eaten by the snakes before they went into hiberation."

Equinari: "How about the cockatrice?"

Drumtrott: "Hasn't been quite himself since that nice Miss Fluttershy visited."

Equinari: *steeples hooves, arches eyebrow* "So what do we have, Drumtrott?"

Drumtrott: *checks clipboard* "... a flock of sheep that have been grazing on the unreal estate next door to Unicorn University. They have been reported as exhibiting some rather... unusual behaviour, sir."

Equinari: *sighs* "At the very least we can hope for an allergy to wool. Very well, prepare the sheep pen and send a memo to master Grif reminding him that he is late for an appointment with me."

Drumtrott: "At once, your lordship."

Lyra! Some pony just delivered a letter.
What?
*opens memo*
An appointment? Since when? Gah, I'm late!
I bet this is a death trap by some evil mastermind concerning that list you made.
You worry too much Olympia.

[darthbobcat]

Bobcat, I need some science done.
Tell me on a scale of 1 to brainmelt what this does to your anormally scoot-sensitive mind

10. That's all the answer you get.

[Kairaven]

I think Esper should use this for except breaks

Spoiler

Show

or something like it....

on the Derpy/Ditzy name:

I like Ditzy Doo for the alliteration.


Now back to sleep... razzle frazzle wrong numbers at midnight... at least I woke up to read thread so I don't have to do longer catch ups later.

[darthbobcat]

Considering how many background clones there are, Derpy and Ditzy could be twins.

[MCerberus]

Lyra! Some pony just delivered a letter.
What?
*opens memo*
An appointment? Since when? Gah, I'm late!
I bet this is a death trap by some evil mastermind concerning that list you made.
You worry too much Olympia.

It's not like I encourage these sorts of things to distract the masses from the non-updating moods of ponythread thing.

[Kairaven]

Considering how many background clones there are, Derpy and Ditzy could be twins.

which one is the responsible, hard-working, loving single-mother mail mare? and which one is the Muffin loving, fridge emptying, carrot-top room mate and timelord companion bachelorette?

[darthbobcat]

which one is the responsible, hard-working, loving single-mother mail mare? and which one is the Muffin loving, fridge emptying, carrot-top room mate and timelord companion bachelorette?

Not sure. I think being ponyvilleites who were raised together, some overlap is possible. I don't really have an image of Ditzy.

My Derpy is a hard working single mother whose baby daddy either skipped town, is frequently away on business, or lives in town and Derpy is ashamed of him, so has cut Dinky off from contact. Derpy likes muffins, but isn't obsessed with them. She lives with her room mate and best friend Carrot Top (fridge emptying may happen on occasion, especially when Carrot, who also loves muffins, stocks up). Derpy has eye problems, and has a tendency to spout gibberish when she's stressed, though years of speech therapy have fixed that. She works for the mail service, which in Ponyville doubles as a moving company because ALL BUSINESSES SELL TWO THINGS.