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    I want to see the Dragonlance movie. I mean, it can't be that bad, right?
    The Dungeons and Dragons movie (which the poster is about) isn't that bad no. It's not Lord of the Rings or anything, but it's not THAT bad if you take it for what it is. (And it doesn't have more plot holes than your average D&D campaign... or more cheese.)

    The Dragonlance movie however? No it's not that bad, it's worse. Stay away from it!

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    I watched it back when it was released.

    And on the way back home with my brother, we both had the realization "this movie was really bad!" The only other time we had that reaction was after we watched Blade. And we didn't have internet or knew any English at that time, so we can't have been prejudiced from angry reviews.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yora View Post
    I watched it back when it was released.

    And on the way back home with my brother, we both had the realization "this movie was really bad!" The only other time we had that reaction was after we watched Blade. And we didn't have internet or knew any English at that time, so we can't have been prejudiced from angry reviews.
    I thought both movies did what they set out to do pretty well. The D&D movie is adventurous, slightly silly and had a good bit of action and fantasy elements. It kept me entertained while I watched it and that was it.

    Blade was action packed and ultra violent and I think it might have had a plot. Don't remember, but it kept me entertained while I watched it.

    Granted it's been a long time since I watched either (I watched Blade when it came out on a VCR tape, OMG! XD) but I don't remember either being that bad, not awesome movies, but not absurdly bad either. But if I rewatch them today I might feel differently.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NikitaDarkstar View Post
    The Dungeons and Dragons movie (which the poster is about) isn't that bad no. It's not Lord of the Rings or anything, but it's not THAT bad if you take it for what it is. (And it doesn't have more plot holes than your average D&D campaign... or more cheese.)

    The Dragonlance movie however? No it's not that bad, it's worse. Stay away from it!
    I still maintain to what someone once said on these forums, that there has never been a dnd movie until Patrick Stewart is introduced as Mordenkain. That goes double for Robert Downy Jr as the Blackstaff, John Cleese as Harkle Harper, and a young Sean Conery as Tenser.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Korivan View Post
    I still maintain to what someone once said on these forums, that there has never been a dnd movie until Patrick Stewart is introduced as Mordenkain. That goes double for Robert Downy Jr as the Blackstaff, John Cleese as Harkle Harper, and a young Sean Conery as Tenser.
    Shall we have Morgan Freeman as the DM?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Korivan View Post
    I still maintain to what someone once said on these forums, that there has never been a dnd movie until Patrick Stewart is introduced as Mordenkain. That goes double for Robert Downy Jr as the Blackstaff, John Cleese as Harkle Harper, and a young Sean Conery as Tenser.
    I can't stand John Cleese, but darn I agree on the other ones.

    @KSheep, Morgan Freeman would be the perfect DM.

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    Somewhat off topic, but: Has there ever been an alignment chart of alignment charts?

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    Somewhat off topic, but: Has there ever been an alignment chart of alignment charts?
    I couldn't find one... and I was bored... so I made one myself.

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    Sources please?
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    I couldn't find one... and I was bored... so I made one myself.

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    *Insert Xzibit joke here.*
    Excellent. Now we just need 8 more of these and we can make an alignment chart of alignment charts of alignment charts.

    What's the source of Chaotic Evil? I've never seen that chart before.

    Good choice on true neutral.

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    Wow, I didn't think it could be done, but it was. And just how I expected it would if it were ever attempted.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GreenZ View Post
    I couldn't find one... and I was bored... so I made one myself.

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    *Insert Xzibit joke here.*
    Nice! I don't suppose you could post the originals for comparison? I don't recognise the Evil ones.
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    Thanks!

    I actually had difficulty with the evil charts, since truly antagonistic alignment charts are generally political, religious, or break the forum rules in some other manner.



    What's the source of Chaotic Evil? I've never seen that chart before.
    The Chaotic Evil one of from a Dwarf Fortress forum arguing about alignment charts, the symbol given is the in-game symbol for lava.

    Excellent. Now we just need 8 more of these and we can make an alignment chart of alignment charts of alignment charts.
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    When I saw that chaotic evil poster, I knew it had to be Dwarf Fortress related.

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    Do you happen to have Lawful Neutral in readable resolution?

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    Bigger Source Please.
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    THAT is an excellent mini. Source?

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    THAT is an excellent mini. Source?

    I love the mallard!
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    Nice. I love the trilogy. Oh....Oh...

    I am making a D&D world, I am totally going to add him into the world somewhere.....*evil grin*
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