YOU! (A Picture/Media Thread): XXII

[Coplantor]

I guess it's two of us, cheers!

[Coidzor]

Nice Belly Button.

[tyckspoon]

-snipped for unnecessary reposting-

Your inner leg is badly pixilated. You should have that checked out, JPEG errors are a potentially serious condition. (Good picture. Bad lighting.)

[KuReshtin]

Just got back from a Coheed and Cambria gig.
It. Was. AWESOME!

Pics:

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[d13]

Let's just pretend for a second that I'm NOT freezing to death right now, and leave this

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iPhone old pic. Don't ask for anything better, though.

[Superglucose]

Really? I always thought ninetails was a fire pokemon

I wish I was as cute as my avvy But sadly, my genetics are no match for serpentine's skills in inkscape! (or whatever program she uses)

firstly... a page ago I saw nameless's fangs...
I want soooo bad D= <3

all I can offer is:
(slight nosebleed alert)

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I... er... more please?

Also,

I know you don't particularly like the idea, but what if we cut a deal? You post a pic of you in a dress, and I'll post a pic of me in a dress. Even trade, right?

You have all waited long enough for to see the delectable figure of the amazing monosaccharide in front of you!
In the spirit of Fay's warning, warning, may cause eyeball bleeds. What was seen cannot be unseen.

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In any case I promised!

And I'll post a pic of me in a dress!

Now it's your turn Nano.

[d13]

Dude... Take off the sweater you're wearing under that dress

[Serpentine]

I wish I was as cute as my avvy But sadly, my genetics are no match for serpentine's skills in inkscape! (or whatever program she uses)

Illustrator. Thanks Can't remember what you look like, so no comments on comparitive cuteness.
edit: Silly me, didn't look at the post properly.
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Whoa
Not your best look, though, so still no comments on comparitive cuteness

So all of your photos were taken on good days then I presume?

All of the ones anyone will ever see.

Most of the ones I post are, so it doesn't surprise me.

If we're doing an anti-gratuitous-modesty thing, I still reckon that this:

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is probably the best recent photo of me. I'm almost willing to acknowledge a "pretty" :3

[Sneak]

I count at least 5 times you've posted that pic, Serp.

[Serpentine]

Yep. And I'll keep on posting it 'til someone takes another one of me. Don't hold your breath.

[Superglucose]

edit: Silly me, didn't look at the post properly.
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Whoa
Not your best look, though, so still no comments on comparitive cuteness

Hey, I promised Fay a swap. Pics of me in a dress for pics of her in a dress.

I also don't appreciate people making fun of my bodyhair. Do it if you must, but it is probably the MAIN thing I hate about the way I look. It's also ridiculously socially unacceptable for me to do anything about it, as a male.

Some of the others were a lot more risque so I won't post for fear of breaking people's brains, but if your curiosity takes the better of you go ahead and PM me. I explained the situation to my friend B and of course she jumped on the opportunity to put me in her dresses. Round 2 involves makeup and a lot more people bringing things for me to dress in plus poses.

It's a lot of fun actually... much like the dickerdoodle contest Penny Arcade used to do. You're really making fun of yourself, but I don't mind taking the mic out of SG. I'm a pretty cool guy and I'm sure enough of my masculinity to model dresses for the lark of it. After all, half the pics I posted here so far have me with a rainbow unicorn facepaint.

For example, in another thread there was a trend of girls posting pics of themselves in pigtails. I had my long hair, so I jumped in. Then other guys jumped in and eventually someone got pigtails out of their beard.

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IMO, why not? It's fun and it doesn't hurt anyone.

To counterbalance these wonderfully ludicrous photos of me, here I am sitting in bed.

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The funny part is the straight guy in the IRC channel I frequent gushes about how good I look in this photo. Sometimes it's vaguely creepy the way he goes on about how much "more" action he would've gotten if he looked like me but in the end he's just trying to build my confidence.

I'll try to get good, recent photos of me soon.

EDIT: Serp, that's quite a gorgeous photo. But i have to say I always pictured you with dark skin and black hair thanks to your avvy I know it's weird, but when I see people with custom avvies I assume (and I know it's a bad assumption) that they look at least somewhat like them XD

[Serpentine]

I also don't appreciate people making fun of my bodyhair. Do it if you must, but it is probably the MAIN thing I hate about the way I look. It's also ridiculously socially unacceptable for me to do anything about it, as a male.

Actually, lots of guys nowadays shave or wax their body hair. But eh. That much isn't my thing (though neither is silky-smooth), but I know a lot of girls who like it.

EDIT: Serp, that's quite a gorgeous photo. But i have to say I always pictured you with dark skin and black hair thanks to your avvy I know it's weird, but when I see people with custom avvies I assume (and I know it's a bad assumption) that they look at least somewhat like them XD

I believe we've already had this discussion... But I think my skin, particularly in that photo, isn't much lighter than Serpentine's.

[Superglucose]

I was more respodning to d13 with that. I know I had a gf who was in love with my chest hair, so I guess I shouldn't be too worried, but it is something of a "... if I had to rearrange my genes, I'd be taller and get rid of the hair."

Actually it's mostly the chest hair that bothers me. I like my arms and i just think legs on guys are hideous no matter what (so I always wear jeans), but hairy arms = good on guys, imo.

Oh, and second image fixed.

EDIT: Also it's a different shade imo.


Plus your HAIR. Your hair, it is amazing.

[Serpentine]

A little, but as far as near-pure English stock goes I'm pretty dark.

Wait, my hair or Serpentine's?

[Superglucose]

Ouch. Don't do that please, I think of YOU as serpentine...oof my brain

The one in the picture you posted. I'm not a big fan of braids... I like hair when it's more free, loose, and natural looking. Wild is great, groomed is ok. Like cycoris' avvy? Mmm that's hot hair

[Serpentine]

When my hair is good it's very very good, but when it's bad it's rotten.

[Superglucose]

I can see that happening. I knew a girl who would get grapefruit-sized knots in her hair that would take her two to three hours to brush out. Those were epic.
won't mention how she got them... ;-)

tbh I don't even know. I suspect she thrashed in her sleep.

[Anuan]

Stuff!

Heh. Dude, if you're displeased with the bodyhair, just get a wax or something. Screw anybody that says it isn't acceptable. In the eyeball. With a drill.

And as someone whose earlier pictures on here involved fading-pink hair and makeup with a dark beard, I gotta say, I've seen scarier cross-dressing people than you

[Deth Muncher]

+1 to Fay being awesome, causing nosebleeds and etc.

[arguskos]

Haircuts, mirite?

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[Coplantor]

Arguskos, now not only your username reminds me of an uncle of mine, your picture reminds me of my uncle.

[arguskos]

Arguskos, now not only your username reminds me of an uncle of mine, your picture reminds me of my uncle.

wut

Now I'm being compared to family members?

[Coplantor]

wut

Now I'm being compared to family members?

I could compare you to beautiful sunrise over crystalline waters and the sense of wonder that a charming and vast endless sea places in the heart of men.

But, you look more like my uncle.

[arguskos]

I could compare you to beautiful sunrise over crystalline waters and the sense of wonder that a charming and vast endless sea places in the heart of men.

But, you look more like my uncle.

You make me cry inside.

[Coplantor]

You know it was a joke, no hard feelings. Besides, my uncle is cool.

[arguskos]

You know it was a joke, no hard feelings. Besides, my uncle is cool.

Is he? Do you even HAVE an Uncle? TRUTH! I DEMAND TRUTH HERE! 21

[Coplantor]

The truth? You cant handle the truth!
Oh, wait, you can!
Yeah, I have an uncle, cool guy, architect, was a good swimmer during his youth and is one of the few people in my family that's actually a good guy.

[arguskos]

Let's call your uncle the Good One and I am the Evil One, for I am not an architect, not a good swimmer, not past my youth, and not a generally good person. I believe this sounds like a plan of awesome.

[Coplantor]

You are my bizarro uncle?

[arguskos]

You are my bizarro uncle?

Bam! The Bizarro Uncle Strikes Again!