If the rift really is where they think it is...

**Sky_Schemer** · 2012-03-27, 09:31 AM (ISO 8601)

...then I guess Girard's family really had to buttress his gate.

Thank you! I'll be here all week.

**Hbgplayer** · 2012-03-27, 10:51 AM (ISO 8601)

....

No.

**fergo** · 2012-03-27, 11:50 AM (ISO 8601)

Fantastic. Just... fantastic.

**PrometheusMFD** · 2012-03-27, 08:43 PM (ISO 8601)

I don't know what made me laugh harder, the original post or Hbgplayer's response

**Anarion** · 2012-03-27, 10:19 PM (ISO 8601)

So, you're saying they hid the gate very well, no ifs, ans or buts about it?

**Eigenclass** · 2012-03-27, 11:40 PM (ISO 8601)

So, you're saying they hid the gate very well, no ifs, ans or buts about it?

Yes, they certainly seem to have taken care to wipe away any mention of it.

If they have, then it'll take some extensive analysis by the OOTS to sniff out the gate's location. And quickly, since the gate is undefended and Xykon might catch them with their pants down.

It would also be ironic that Girard could probably have sat on this secret, but it was given away by those he reared specifically to protect it.

**Sturmcrow** · 2012-03-28, 01:08 AM (ISO 8601)

Today has been rough for me butt thanks to you guys I had a big laugh.

**SowZ** · 2012-03-28, 01:15 AM (ISO 8601)

I mean, the OOTS seems to be running out of leads and is really fishing at the bottom of the barrel. I'd maybe give them a number two percent chance of actually finding the gate where ya'll are implying it is. Still, the drama of it all has me really gluet to my seat.

**SaintRidley** · 2012-03-28, 01:37 AM (ISO 8601)

With all these terrible puns, I believe this thread has exceeded even the OP's greatest asspirations.

**Hbgplayer** · 2012-03-28, 01:49 AM (ISO 8601)

@PrometheusMFD, I have to sig that, OK?

**Sky_Schemer** · 2012-03-28, 11:20 AM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by SaintRidley

With all these terrible puns, I believe this thread has exceeded even the OP's greatest asspirations.

Indeed. In the anals of time there have been few threads as moving as this one. It tickles the very fiber of my bein'.

**Kalrany** · 2012-03-28, 12:08 PM (ISO 8601)

Thanks to this thread, I must say that it appears that Elan had nothing to eulogize in the last panel...

**Goosefeather** · 2012-03-28, 12:55 PM (ISO 8601)

All I can say is, Haley really got a bum deal there...

**Gift Jeraff** · 2012-03-28, 01:06 PM (ISO 8601)

These "jokes" are just asinine.

**Sith_Happens** · 2012-03-28, 03:28 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Gift Jeraff

These "jokes" are just assinine.

Fixed.

**Gift Jeraff** · 2012-03-28, 03:36 PM (ISO 8601)

I can't ascertain how that "fixed" anything. I have to ask: do you disagree with my assessment of the thread? And please, don't pull any tricks from your pun arsenal.

**martianmister** · 2012-03-28, 04:15 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Gift Jeraff

I can't asscertain how that "fixed" anything. I have to assk: do you disagree with my assassment of the thread? And pleasse, don't pull any tricks from your pun arsenal.

Fixed.

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Sorry.

**Eigenclass** · 2012-03-28, 05:36 PM (ISO 8601)

I for one am stumped - guess we just to have to wait until Roy can crack this case and get to the bottom of this mystery. Either way, this has been a tail for your posteriority.

Also, I kind of sorry for the kind of crap that the Snarl must have had to put up with.

If this thread ever closed, here's my prediction for what the last post will say:

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"Can it!"

**denthor** · 2012-03-28, 05:57 PM (ISO 8601)

Roy has to plumber(s) (the depths to) crack this one .

**Gift Jeraff** · 2012-03-28, 05:59 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by martianmister

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Sorry.

Butt what are you sorry for? And why the embarrassed face? I'm really behind...

**Eigenclass** · 2012-03-28, 06:49 PM (ISO 8601)

I'm really behind...

Then let me catch you up: it all started when the OOTS ventured into Girard's crevasse...

**Excise** · 2012-03-28, 06:52 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Eigenclass

Then let me catch you up: it all started when the OOTS ventured into Girard's crevasse...

Yes yes, very cheeky.

**Keeper of Starlight** · 2012-03-28, 07:05 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Eigenclass

Then let me catch you up: it all started when the OOTS ventured into Girard's crevasse...

It is called the Windy Canyon, you know. A joke you wouldn't even see until you look in the rear-view mirror.

**rgrekejin** · 2012-03-28, 07:29 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Eigenclass

Then let me catch you up: it all started when the OOTS ventured into Girard's crevasse...

Next, V falls in to a covered hole...

**SaintRidley** · 2012-03-28, 08:03 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by rgrekejin

Next, V falls in to a covered hole...

And there were corpses. A great, stinkin' pile of them. All hidden up where the sun don't shine, even.

**SavageWombat** · 2012-03-28, 08:28 PM (ISO 8601)

Bum.

/python

**Eigenclass** · 2012-03-28, 09:29 PM (ISO 8601)

I've heard of having an ass that's out of this world, but this is the first one I've heard of that has the world within a world in it. Way to one-up Uranus. I guess you'd have to be some sort of asstronaut to explore that place.

**zql** · 2012-03-29, 01:29 AM (ISO 8601)

if they're staying for long in that pyramid I hope they have enough rations, like hams

**Lord Tyger** · 2012-03-29, 01:35 AM (ISO 8601)

You know, given that they know Xykon is headed to this location next, not to mention the Linear Guild, I'm surprised Roy didn't leave a rear guard to alert them in case of a flanking attack.

**Sith_Happens** · 2012-03-29, 03:54 AM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Lord Tyger

You know, given that they know Xykon is headed to this location next, not to mention the Linear Guild, I'm surprised Roy didn't leave a rear guard to alert them in case of a flanking attack.

The Linear Guild in particular can be quite the pain in the rear. I can't think of any "flanking attack" jokes that wouldn't get this thread closed FAST.

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