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2009-12-27, 08:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
Your picture makes me squee, Zanaril, thanks for drawing it!
I like the new VxTsukiko too, Discord. Good job!
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2009-12-27, 08:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
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2009-12-27, 08:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
I always assumed she was either blind and willingly refused to be cured or just wore the blindfold in order to force herself to develop her other senses, trading her mundane sight for an improved magical one.
As long as it's not explicitly answered in the comic, you get to decide the reason. I personally think the idea of enchanted glass or artificial eyes is interesting.Last edited by Raging Gene Ray; 2009-12-28 at 06:04 AM.
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2009-12-27, 08:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
If you want to stay in touch, reach out to me on twitter (same username).
The best answer is always to ask your DM.
Unless you're the DM, in which case you should talk to your players.
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2009-12-27, 08:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
Here is...Xykon x Xykon!
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"Well, hello there, handsome." said Xykon as he looked into a mirror.
I'm sorry, it's really lengthy, but I tried to condense it a bit.
Spoiler'a bit' being one sentence.Last edited by BatRobin; 2009-12-27 at 08:38 PM.
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2009-12-27, 08:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
If you want to stay in touch, reach out to me on twitter (same username).
The best answer is always to ask your DM.
Unless you're the DM, in which case you should talk to your players.
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2009-12-27, 10:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-27, 11:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
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2009-12-27, 11:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
My webcomic!
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Tales of Aequar: Runite's Rise IC
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Playing Natalia Bolts,Jadeite Nocrius, and Soren Lowell
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2009-12-27, 11:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
Done. Thanks for the idea.
Yes.
And then Dorukan came over, awkwardness ensued, and it ended in yet another threesome, and Dorukan was regarded as one of the luckiest bastards alive.Last edited by Dark Faun; 2009-12-27 at 11:24 PM.
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2009-12-27, 11:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
How is this not in the spirit of the thread?
Also, it would end in a threesome! And in the Crack Pairings Thread, threesomes are always better! It's like a rule here!My webcomic!
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2009-12-27, 11:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
Okay, okay. They went and woke up teenaged!V and made him/her join in. There, you've got your threesome, be happy.
Hm... Threesomes... Celia got two coworkers... Two hot coworkers...Last edited by Dark Faun; 2009-12-27 at 11:27 PM.
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2009-12-27, 11:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
My webcomic!
Currently DMing:
Tales of Aequar: Runite's Rise IC
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Playing Natalia Bolts,Jadeite Nocrius, and Soren Lowell
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2009-12-27, 11:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
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FAQ is not RAW!Avatar by the incredible CrimsonAngel.
Saph:It's surprising how many problems can be solved by one druid spell combined with enough aggression.
I play primarily 3.5 D&D. Most of my advice will be based off of this. If my advice doesn't apply, specify a version in your post.
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2009-12-27, 11:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
Haha, "next on Playoutsider TV, Guardians Gone Wild?"
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2009-12-27, 11:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
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My webcomic!
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Tales of Aequar: Runite's Rise IC
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2009-12-27, 11:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
I'm okay with it, as long as V gets to knock up all the women.
Yes, I have a preggers fetish involving V.Formerly known as Discord here and Maladin on avatarspirit.net.
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2009-12-27, 11:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
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FAQ is not RAW!Avatar by the incredible CrimsonAngel.
Saph:It's surprising how many problems can be solved by one druid spell combined with enough aggression.
I play primarily 3.5 D&D. Most of my advice will be based off of this. If my advice doesn't apply, specify a version in your post.
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2009-12-28, 12:03 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
Evil V x Tsukio...
Wow. Just... okay, even thinking this should get me IP banned...
Let's just say... Evil V ends up not porting directly in front of Xykon, but instead ends up running into Tsukio first. Evil V decides to... take advantage of the situation... and her. Ostensibly to obtain information on where Xykon is, but also to have a little... fun.
Spells cast by Evil V: Evard's Black Tentacles and Shocking Grasp. Dominate/Charm Person not necessary, as domination occurred over a number of successful Intimidation and Diplomacy checks, until she broke down and gave V 'everything' V wanted.
Why not Spiked Tentacles of Forced Intrusion? Simple... she might not have survived the spikes... not like V can do any kind of healing. He/She/It didn't want to kill the Theurge, just... top her.SpoilerQuite possibly, the best rebuttal I have ever witnessed.
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2009-12-28, 12:09 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
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2009-12-28, 12:15 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
SpoilerQuite possibly, the best rebuttal I have ever witnessed.
Joker Bard - the DM's solution to the Batman Wizard.
Takahashi no Onisan - The scariest Samurai alive
Incarnum and YOU: a reference guide
Soulmelds, by class and slot: Another Incarnum reference
Multiclassing for Newbies: A reference guide for the rest of us
My homebrew world in progress: Falcora
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2009-12-28, 12:17 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
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FAQ is not RAW!Avatar by the incredible CrimsonAngel.
Saph:It's surprising how many problems can be solved by one druid spell combined with enough aggression.
I play primarily 3.5 D&D. Most of my advice will be based off of this. If my advice doesn't apply, specify a version in your post.
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2009-12-28, 12:18 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
It'd certainly be an intriguing challenge. I'm interested in how to keep it implied. Not sure I'd be able to write it withoug bursting into tears half way though...
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2009-12-28, 12:24 AM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-28, 12:27 AM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-28, 12:33 AM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-28, 12:56 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
Last edited by ShneekeyTheLost; 2009-12-28 at 01:46 AM.
SpoilerQuite possibly, the best rebuttal I have ever witnessed.
Joker Bard - the DM's solution to the Batman Wizard.
Takahashi no Onisan - The scariest Samurai alive
Incarnum and YOU: a reference guide
Soulmelds, by class and slot: Another Incarnum reference
Multiclassing for Newbies: A reference guide for the rest of us
My homebrew world in progress: Falcora
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2009-12-28, 04:27 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
And Tsukiko enjoyed it.
Here's the deal: I'll draw it if you write it. The more citrus-flavoured the better.
If you want further encouragement, I urge you to recall what Tsukiko was wearing at the time.
People like making characters suffer.Last edited by Zanaril; 2009-12-28 at 06:19 AM.
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2009-12-28, 05:22 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
Alright, up until now I have been content to simply read other people’s stories and avoid posting as I was afraid that if I started writing, I wouldn’t be able to stop. However, staying up late reading crack and eating Christmas chocolate last night obviously affected me as this morning I had a very weird Ootscentric dream. I then decided to make the dream into a story that at least made some sense and thought that you all might like to read it as while the pairing isn’t crack the situation is.
SpoilerCelia sighed as she flapped her wings. Haley was too much for her to deal with right now whilst she was still mourning for Roy. She had therefore made an excuse involving scouting ahead but wasn’t really paying any attention to where she was flying. She looked down and noticed that she was flying over a beach. It appeared to be a popular one to, with the large crowd occupying it. But there was something strange about this beach. She flew in closer to try and see what it was when she realised that nobody was wearing any clothes. Before she had time to process this however, she noticed something, or rather someone else. “Roy?!”, she cried.
“Celia?!”, answered Roy as he turned and saw a rapidly descending sylph, “What are you doing here?”
“I believe that I’m the one that should be asking that question. I thought you were dead. I’ve been mourning you.”
“I’m sorry Celia, I have a confession to make. I faked my own death. After I couldn’t summon you, I thought that you must have left me. Adding that to my failure to stop Xykon was to much for me to bear so I pretended that the fall killed me and I decided to retire from adventuring. I’ve been spending my time here so that even though I couldn’t have you, I could at least gawk at pretty girls.”
“Oh Roy,” cried Celia, “I’ll never leave you! The incident with the talisman was just a misunderstanding.”
“Does that mean that you’ll take me back?” asked Roy.
“Of course it does. Now come on we’ve got a lot of time to catch up on and pain to heal.”
“I know the perfect place,” grinned Roy, “where no-one will be able to see us.”
I know it’s very OOC, especially for Roy (maybe the fall affected him more than he thought), but trust me, the dream was weirder. I was thinking that dreaming about a nudist beach is probably due to the fact that I’m spending my holiday in Cape Town (which has one). Alright, I suppose that now that I tried this I should roll up another pairing which I can try to write.
EDIT: Ok, I got CeliaxXykon police/military uniform. Ok, I think I have an idea, I just have to tweak it a little.Last edited by Sereg; 2009-12-28 at 05:25 AM.
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2009-12-28, 07:06 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
Anyone dare to write Girard x Miko? The tale could begin with why people call them evil. Since such discussions tend to generate more heat than light (at least on these boards), things will swiftly get hot...
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