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    Your picture makes me squee, Zanaril, thanks for drawing it!

    I like the new VxTsukiko too, Discord. Good job!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zanaril View Post
    I though we had already gotten to that point? Coffee's latest fic was nothing but...
    Hey, I'm not the one with the messed up kinks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by half-halfling View Post
    I have also question regarding comic -why is Sangwaan blindfolded? Does she have no eyes, and covers part of her face not to scare people?
    I always assumed she was either blind and willingly refused to be cured or just wore the blindfold in order to force herself to develop her other senses, trading her mundane sight for an improved magical one.

    As long as it's not explicitly answered in the comic, you get to decide the reason. I personally think the idea of enchanted glass or artificial eyes is interesting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CoffeeIncluded View Post
    Hey, I'm not the one with the messed up kinks.
    You're missing a lot of fun, then. {Scrubbed} is so fun!
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    Here is...Xykon x Xykon!

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    "Well, hello there, handsome." said Xykon as he looked into a mirror.



    I'm sorry, it's really lengthy, but I tried to condense it a bit.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BatRobin View Post
    Here is...Xykon x Xykon!

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    "Well, hello there, handsome." said Xykon as he looked into a mirror.
    Way to out of character. Xykon wouldn't do that with anybody, especially not himself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zanaril View Post
    Colour-coordination to the max!
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    I like the new VxTsukiko too, Discord. Good job!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Discord View Post


    Aarindarius got a very good surprise on the morning of Elfmas...

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    If your so concerned about bandwidth, put it in your signature or something.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Discord View Post
    Aarindarius got a very good surprise on the morning of Elfmas...
    Is that Lirian?

    And then Dorukan came over, awkwardness ensued, and it ended in yet another threesome, and Dorukan was regarded as one of the luckiest bastards alive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silverraptor View Post
    If your so concerned about bandwidth, put it in your signature or something.
    Done. Thanks for the idea.

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    Is that Lirian?
    Yes.

    And then Dorukan came over, awkwardness ensued, and it ended in yet another threesome, and Dorukan was regarded as one of the luckiest bastards alive.
    No. I don't like Dorukan, so he can go rot in the Tavern of Infinite Rejection for all I care while Lirian gives Darie many, many heirs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Discord View Post
    No. I don't like Durokan, so he can go rot in the Tavern of Infinite Rejection for all I care while Lirian gives Darie many, many heirs.

    How is this not in the spirit of the thread?


    Also, it would end in a threesome! And in the Crack Pairings Thread, threesomes are always better! It's like a rule here!

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    Okay, okay. They went and woke up teenaged!V and made him/her join in. There, you've got your threesome, be happy.

    Hm... Threesomes... Celia got two coworkers... Two hot coworkers...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Discord View Post
    Okay, okay. They went and woke up teenaged!V and made him/her join in. There, you've got your threesome, be happy.

    Hm... Threesomes... Celia got two coworkers... Two hot coworkers...
    No, now we have a four-way...

    How about we just put all the characters in a room filled with sexy items, make them get naked, pump some gaseous love potion into the room, document the massive orgy that ensues, and be done with it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Discord View Post
    Okay, okay. They went and woke up teenaged!V and made him/her join in. There, you've got your threesome, be happy.

    Hm... Threesomes... Celia got two coworkers... Two hot coworkers...
    That's even canon, there's the 2 other guardians. And one of them is definitely hot.
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    Haha, "next on Playoutsider TV, Guardians Gone Wild?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Discord View Post
    Haha, "next on Playoutsider TV, Guardians Gone Wild?"
    Wonder if MitD watched it. After all, he DID watch "Two dwarves having sex on level 14".

    Also, what do you think of my mass orgy idea?
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    I'm okay with it, as long as V gets to knock up all the women.

    Yes, I have a preggers fetish involving V.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Discord View Post
    I'm okay with it, as long as V gets to knock up all the women.

    Yes, I have a preggers fetish involving V.
    Why?

    And no, this isn't meant to be snarly or anything, I have a bit of a bunny and I'm trying to understand why people like pregnancy so I can write it a bit better.
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    Evil V x Tsukio...

    Wow. Just... okay, even thinking this should get me IP banned...

    Let's just say... Evil V ends up not porting directly in front of Xykon, but instead ends up running into Tsukio first. Evil V decides to... take advantage of the situation... and her. Ostensibly to obtain information on where Xykon is, but also to have a little... fun.

    Spells cast by Evil V: Evard's Black Tentacles and Shocking Grasp. Dominate/Charm Person not necessary, as domination occurred over a number of successful Intimidation and Diplomacy checks, until she broke down and gave V 'everything' V wanted.

    Why not Spiked Tentacles of Forced Intrusion? Simple... she might not have survived the spikes... not like V can do any kind of healing. He/She/It didn't want to kill the Theurge, just... top her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sstoopidtallkid View Post
    Why?

    And no, this isn't meant to be snarly or anything, I have a bit of a bunny and I'm trying to understand why people like pregnancy so I can write it a bit better.
    Like many things I like, I've no idea why I like pregnancy so much. Sorry I can't help.

    *pets bunny*

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    Evil V x Tsukio...

    Wow. Just... okay, even thinking this should get me IP banned...

    Let's just say... Evil V ends up not porting directly in front of Xykon, but instead ends up running into Tsukio first. Evil V decides to... take advantage of the situation... and her. Ostensibly to obtain information on where Xykon is, but also to have a little... fun.

    Spells cast by Evil V: Evard's Black Tentacles and Shocking Grasp. Dominate/Charm Person not necessary, as domination occurred over a number of successful Intimidation and Diplomacy checks, until she broke down and gave V 'everything' V wanted.

    Why not Spiked Tentacles of Forced Intrusion? Simple... she might not have survived the spikes... not like V can do any kind of healing. He/She/It didn't want to kill the Theurge, just... top her.
    *purr* *purr* *purr*

    Haha, in my mind it's rather the other way round.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Discord View Post

    *purr* *purr* *purr*
    I take it this meets with your approval, then?

    I'd write out the entire scene, but it would definitely be rated OMFGWTFBBQXXX
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShneekeyTheLost View Post
    I take it this meets with your approval, then?

    I'd write out the entire scene, but it would definitely be rated OMFGWTFBBQXXX
    That's what the FF.net group is for.
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    It'd certainly be an intriguing challenge. I'm interested in how to keep it implied. Not sure I'd be able to write it withoug bursting into tears half way though...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sstoopidtallkid View Post
    Why?

    And no, this isn't meant to be snarly or anything, I have a bit of a bunny and I'm trying to understand why people like pregnancy so I can write it a bit better.
    Well, logically speaking, a pregnancy fetish is one of the more likely ones to be passed on to the next generation. As opposed to, oh, a sex-with-chainsaws fetish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark_Stryke View Post
    Well, logically speaking, a pregnancy fetish is one of the more likely ones to be passed on to the next generation. As opposed to, oh, a sex-with-chainsaws fetish.
    I don't see how the latter one could get passed on to the next generation, anyway.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lycan 01 View Post
    I don't see how the latter one could get passed on to the next generation, anyway.
    Two ways:

    Reproducing before acting on your fetish (boring)

    Or magical human-chainsaw hybrids (AWESHOME!!1one!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Discord View Post
    Haha, in my mind it's rather the other way round.
    With the pigtails and the Goth Blood Doll outfits she wears? No way she's gonna be pitching...

    Besides, Evil V? Epic level caster. Tsukiko? Mystic Theurge. One is in the deep end of the Tier system. The other... is not.

    Besides, Evil V is just *made* for Dom...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShneekeyTheLost View Post
    Evil V x Tsukio...

    Wow. Just... okay, even thinking this should get me IP banned...

    Let's just say... Evil V ends up not porting directly in front of Xykon, but instead ends up running into Tsukio first. Evil V decides to... take advantage of the situation... and her. Ostensibly to obtain information on where Xykon is, but also to have a little... fun.

    He/She/It didn't want to kill the Theurge, just... top her.
    And Tsukiko enjoyed it.


    Here's the deal: I'll draw it if you write it. The more citrus-flavoured the better.

    If you want further encouragement, I urge you to recall what Tsukiko was wearing at the time.

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    Why?

    And no, this isn't meant to be snarly or anything, I have a bit of a bunny and I'm trying to understand why people like pregnancy so I can write it a bit better.
    People like making characters suffer.
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    Alright, up until now I have been content to simply read other people’s stories and avoid posting as I was afraid that if I started writing, I wouldn’t be able to stop. However, staying up late reading crack and eating Christmas chocolate last night obviously affected me as this morning I had a very weird Ootscentric dream. I then decided to make the dream into a story that at least made some sense and thought that you all might like to read it as while the pairing isn’t crack the situation is.

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    Celia sighed as she flapped her wings. Haley was too much for her to deal with right now whilst she was still mourning for Roy. She had therefore made an excuse involving scouting ahead but wasn’t really paying any attention to where she was flying. She looked down and noticed that she was flying over a beach. It appeared to be a popular one to, with the large crowd occupying it. But there was something strange about this beach. She flew in closer to try and see what it was when she realised that nobody was wearing any clothes. Before she had time to process this however, she noticed something, or rather someone else. “Roy?!”, she cried.
    “Celia?!”, answered Roy as he turned and saw a rapidly descending sylph, “What are you doing here?”
    “I believe that I’m the one that should be asking that question. I thought you were dead. I’ve been mourning you.”
    “I’m sorry Celia, I have a confession to make. I faked my own death. After I couldn’t summon you, I thought that you must have left me. Adding that to my failure to stop Xykon was to much for me to bear so I pretended that the fall killed me and I decided to retire from adventuring. I’ve been spending my time here so that even though I couldn’t have you, I could at least gawk at pretty girls.”
    “Oh Roy,” cried Celia, “I’ll never leave you! The incident with the talisman was just a misunderstanding.”
    “Does that mean that you’ll take me back?” asked Roy.
    “Of course it does. Now come on we’ve got a lot of time to catch up on and pain to heal.”
    “I know the perfect place,” grinned Roy, “where no-one will be able to see us.”


    I know it’s very OOC, especially for Roy (maybe the fall affected him more than he thought), but trust me, the dream was weirder. I was thinking that dreaming about a nudist beach is probably due to the fact that I’m spending my holiday in Cape Town (which has one). Alright, I suppose that now that I tried this I should roll up another pairing which I can try to write.

    EDIT: Ok, I got CeliaxXykon police/military uniform. Ok, I think I have an idea, I just have to tweak it a little.

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    Anyone dare to write Girard x Miko? The tale could begin with why people call them evil. Since such discussions tend to generate more heat than light (at least on these boards), things will swiftly get hot...
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