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    Banana Phone is scientifically proven to remove all types of concsious thought in a matter of seconds. The listener is reduced to a drooling hand-clapping idiot that can do nothing but sing along happily to the utter lunacy.

    *goes off to clap and sing to Banana Phone*


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    This song drives me ...bananas!

    And...I can't stop listening

    *claps and sings to Banana Phone with Banjo*

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    I'm unaffected. Because I'm listening to "Someone Keeps Moving My Chair".
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    So I just log on to check out what's going on for a few minutes before getting to work and what's the first thing I see?

    Banana Phone

    Freakin' Banana Phone...

    Rand, I am personally coming to Abu Dhabi to make you pay...

    ringringringring....

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    As far as Bananas go, I think I prefer Peanut Butter Jelly Time.
    But of course, Banana Phone has a special place, too. I had a related video to show, but school has YouTube locked.... *sigh*

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    I can one up you all.

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    It's the good version of the song, too.
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    Now Oi've got a bran' new comboine 'arvester
    An' Oi'll give you the key


    Curse you Cassie!
    It's a good song though. The fair we get down here for Corpus Christi always plays this song on The Twister ride.

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    I can help with that Curly

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    *pulls out the piece of paper again*
    Congrats, Randman. Welcome to the list, for getting "Bananaphone" stuck in my head!
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    No. I like my nails very much. Besides, a cheese grater's only good for that sort of thing if you're Duke Felmet.
    And the cat's stolen my bed again.

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    Squid bones are lies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Festy View Post
    *pulls out the piece of paper again*
    Congrats, Randman. Welcome to the list, for getting "Bananaphone" stuck in my head!
    I think Rand's discovered a way to get everyone to come to Abu Dhabi for a meetup...

    ...granted, we'd be coming there for some payback, but at least we'd be there.

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    It seems I was the only one with enough intellect to stay away from the banana phone
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    Alas, in my younger, more foolish days I foolishly clicked on the dreaded Banana Phone link...

    ..since then, the song has never truly left me. It lurks, like a shadow, only waiting to be summoned...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Castaras View Post
    AHHH! GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD! GET IT OUT!
    Ahem.

    You see I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
    It felt good to be out of the rain
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    And I've been fortunate enough to never hear it. Hooray for me, I guess?
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    I've never heard the songs Castaras and Randman mentioned, but I really like Horse With No Name. It's been ages since I last heard it as well (thanks for reminding me about it, BR.).
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    Would you mind if we balance this glass of milk
    Where your visiting friend accidentally was killed?
    Would it be okay with you if we wrote a reminder
    Of things we'll forget to do today otherwise,
    Using a green magic marker, if it's all right
    On the back of your head?

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    Mr Horrible
    We're not done with you yet mr Horrible
    You have to try on these pants so the ugliness men
    Can decide if they're just as embarrassing as we think
    We have to be sure about this

    But Mr Horrible says "I don't mind
    The thing that bothers me is
    Someone keeps moving my chair"



    Poor Mr Horrible. I feel so sorry for him.



    In other news...I may be gone till September First. Due to a long trip to visit too many family members and too many universities in an attempt to figure out where I want to go.

    There you are.

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    Bye! We'll miss you!
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    NOOOOO's!
    Everyone is leaving me.
    Idiots give me indigestion.
    Don't give me indigestion.

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    There's a concept called mercy. Are you familiar with it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by wadledo View Post
    NOOOOO's!
    Everyone is leaving me.
    A month from now, when we all get back, all the threads will be Wadledo, asking where we all went.

    Poor Wadledo.
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    I'll be your new friend, Wadledo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Midnight Son View Post
    A month from now, when we all get back, all the threads will be Wadledo, asking where we all went.

    Poor Wadledo.
    Not everyone.

    Just: *medium breath*
    Dragonrider,
    CurlyKitGirl,
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    The_Snark,
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    And I haven't seen much of I'm da Rogue! lately.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cristo Meyers View Post
    Alas, in my younger, more foolish days I foolishly clicked on the dreaded Banana Phone link...

    ..since then, the song has never truly left me. It lurks, like a shadow, only waiting to be summoned...
    I ignore most links, whatever they are. If they're youtube, I ignore them even more.
    "'But there's still such a lot to be done...'
    YES. THERE ALWAYS IS."

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    I'll never leave. Okay there was a point when I sort of did. But not through choice, just laziness. Now I'm here once again, making the forums a happier place.
    I now have a blog. Have a look if you wish. It contains those naughty profanities that you won't find here. If you like what you read send me a PM, or if you don't like it. I'd like to know how many people here read it.

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    I have always been here. [/Kosh]

    Or at least, I'm unlikely to leave for much more than a week at a time. Cannot... live without... internet!
    "'But there's still such a lot to be done...'
    YES. THERE ALWAYS IS."

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    Geez! I said I'd be back! In September.

    But actually I'll be geographically much, much closer to you, Wadledo. Practically next door, in fact.

    *creepy voice*

    I wiiiiiiiiill find youuuuuuuuuuuuu.....

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    Well, you've got my picture and you know I own a bookstore, so see ya' soon!

    P.s. I'll be in P-Town with my girlfriend on monday, if you wanted to drop by....>.> <.<
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonrider View Post
    Geez! I said I'd be back! In September.

    But actually I'll be geographically much, much closer to you, Wadledo. Practically next door, in fact.

    *creepy voice*

    I wiiiiiiiiill find youuuuuuuuuuuuu.....
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    What sort of course are you interrested in, Dragon Rider? Good luck with finding a university.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Castaras View Post
    Oi've got a new combine 'arvestar an' Oi'll give yoo the key
    Oi've got 23 acres an' yoo've goot four-ee free
    But Oi've got a new combine 'arvestar an Oi'll give yoo the key...


    AHHH! GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD! GET IT OUT!
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