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    Welcome to the Dancing Fox Inn! Come and try our one of a kind beverages and food, chat with friends, or grab a private room and relax. All are welcome to the Dancing Fox Inn.

    We would like to ask, please, no smoking in the establishment unless you are on fire. We understand that there are often exceptions. Thank you for understanding. Be sure to enjoy your stay.
    If your characters are upstairs, please use this thread to avoid confusing the other occupants

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    The inn is . . . indescribable. Size wise, anyway. It has as many tables as needed, and as many chairs as needed. So that needn't be said as well.

    The floors are rough hewn logs. In fact the whole inn is made of wood, with a solid foundation of stones. There is a downstairs common room of tables and private booths, and an upstairs with bedrooms. There is a bar, behind the bar is a kitchen. The tables and seats are made of wood. The private booths are also made of wood but the seats are cushioned by dirty and torn pillows. There is also a basement that acts as storage for the drinks and food (and a secret meeting place). Access to the basement is through the kitchen.

    Renn usually keeps a heavy crossbow already cocked and loaded under the bar. He also has a sleeping power next to it that he sometimes uses on the crossbow bolts or sprinkles into a rowdy drunks drink.

    The inn as a whole can be described as a little dirty and run down, but at the same time its homey.


    Current Staff:
    Renn and Naku - Barkeeps and Managers
    Fade - Barboy
    - Barmaid
    Fear and Sorrow - Bar Peoplez
    Colin Aldaro - Waiter
    Strahd - Cook
    Songdancer - Bard

    NOW HIRING: No one, really. We're pretty much okay.

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    Wines*:
    Chimera Cabernet - A hearty red with hits of oak and black cherry.
    Elven Wine – imported straight from Elven lands unless the cart turned
    Merfolk Merlot - Full-bodied with a hint of rose.

    Bar Drinks*:
    Swampwater - A delicious lemon-lime delight but a tad . . . swampy
    Shocker Lizard’s Chider – Sends a shock through your body, bound to wake you up electro-zaps!
    Mai Tai - Dark and pineapple juice. PINEAPPLE!!
    Sneak on the Beach - Vodka, Cranberry juice, pineapple juice and Peach Schapps. *sneak sneak sneak*
    Rust Monster - Scotch and Drambuie drink and your sword explodes.
    Coffee - buzzzzz.
    Ice Liqueur - Guaranteed to cool you down. . . .
    Dragon's Liver Buster - The strongest drink in the house. Don't say we didn't warn you... (Doesn't actually make your liver explode)*
    Ichor Liquor - Made from a fermented mix of various kinds of blood, the perfect drink for vampires and similar creatures, like Kurvis.
    Haley's Liquer - named for the redheaded rogue, a sweet creme liqueur, excellent over ice. And while you're asleep, she'll loot your body
    Wizard Blizzard - The effect depends on the spell stored in it. Other than that, it's made with crushed ice and Bourbon.
    Manticore Martini – a regular Martini but stirred with a spike from a Manticore tail, giving it an exotic taste.*
    Melon Juice – relaxes the mind - Now available without alcohol!
    Green Tea - with a hint of sugar Coffee? Tea? Monster?
    Beholder's Earl Grey - It's a tea named after everyone's favorite abberation. Need I say more? Yes, actually. What's in it?
    Root Beer – For those who have a weak stomach*
    Cold Milk – For the kids*
    Burning Brandy- To keep the Archbishop happy.
    Apple Cider - Non-alcoholic, fruity goodness!

    Beers, Ales & Such*:
    Thunder Ale - puts a boom in your tummy Then your tummy explodes!
    Grim Brewery brand Ginger Ale - deathly good*
    Dwarven Brandy - comes from dwarven lands
    Pirate's Drink (Rum) - Be drunk while saying "Yarrr!"
    Guilders Ale - a tasty treat that doesn't mess with your mind*
    Rouges Rum - Warning: You may pickpocket while drunk
    Fairy Ale - You'll think you can fly*

    Fizzy Drinks: (courtesy of Leigh and Mee. Thanks!)*
    Blueberry buzz - Spyte soda, with blueberries, and blueberry syrup in it.
    Banana beer - Root beer, banana slices, whipped cream on the top, and a cherry on that.
    Leigh special - A warm coffee (Bubbly, of course...with your choice of a hazelnut or chocolate flavor), with a swirl of peppermint, a stick of cocoa, and optional sprinkles and whipped cream.*
    Triple threat - Root beer and coffee swirled together, with a lemon wedge jammed on the rim.*
    K's special - Carbonated water, mixed with cream, pineapple flavoring, coconut sprinkled on top, then a few strawberries dropped into it. Very good.*
    Ice cream float - Your choice of flavors.
    The cute drink - Just like K's special, but it has some fruit on the top. A lime slice as a smile, and two cherries as eyes. It's cute. It also comes with a little umbrella.*
    Spryte - the regular, boring drink.

    Food:
    Peanuts*
    Chips & Dip and salsa!*
    Curry - Chicken, beef, pork, or seafood
    Cured Ham Steak
    BBQ Hydra Heads
    Salads (Spring Greens, Caesar, and Italian Pasta)*
    Pork Chops
    Mutton Chops
    Golden Apple
    Fish (Cod, Eel, Trout, Salmon) – Served with a lemon wedge or lime.
    Fresh Bread
    Fine Aged Cheddar
    Fava Beans
    Birdseed for all those avians out there.
    Berries - all kinds, blue, black, straw purple, mauve, hamster.
    Roasted Quail - kinda like a small turkey but not. See?
    And anything else you may want. Just ask.

    Dessert:
    Muffins
    Brownies*
    Milkshake
    Cookies
    Pie (Pick a flavor)

    *Can substitute the alcohol for a magical liquid that can make anybody drunk, no matter what the resistance, for a little extra.


    We hope you enjoy your stay at the Dancing Fox Inn!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viera Champion View Post
    Well you seemed like you could use a friend, and I know I could. Besides, you're really nice.
    Mist shrugs.
    Sure, but I admit my expression hasn't differed much from day to day, and not many people have bothered to look in my direction. So give yourself a little credit.
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    Thryza grins. Pecan pie and cherry pie. Clearly we are the best.
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    Hildur giggles. "I think we established that we're the best last night, though I don't mind hearing it again."

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    Quote Originally Posted by LordDeathkeeper View Post
    Mist shrugs.
    Sure, but I admit my expression hasn't differed much from day to day, and not many people have bothered to look in my direction. So give yourself a little credit.
    Colin smiles.
    Well let's go then. Hey Strahd, I'm turning on the NPC waiter. He can handle thing while I'm out.
    Colin flips the switch on a robot version of himself, then leads Mist to HALO.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rotting Baron View Post
    Hildur giggles. "I think we established that we're the best last night, though I don't mind hearing it again."
    Thryza giggles and orders their pie!
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    Hildur just keeps a goofy grin on her face while Thyrza orders pie for them.

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    Thryza squeezes her hand with a giggle, waiting for their desserts.
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    Hildur reciprocates the squeeze. "I don't know if I've said this, but I'm glad you told me about your crush. This is the best couple of days I've had in a long time."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rotting Baron View Post
    Hildur reciprocates the squeeze. "I don't know if I've said this, but I'm glad you told me about your crush. This is the best couple of days I've had in a long time."
    Thanks, dear. I feel the same way, and I'm glad I had the stones to own up to you about it...
    She smiles as their desserts arrive.
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    Hildur is about to respond when the pies arrive. She smiles and squeezes Thyrza's hand before starting on the slice of cherry pie.

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    Thryza enjoys hers, taking this one slow and savoring it.
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    And lo, there was pie and it was good.
    Not as insane as Strahd's usual fare though.
    He'd never really figured out anything that can be done with pie.
    Except tasting really, really delicious.
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    Hildur is a bit quicker about eating her dessert, but still enjoys it.

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    Thryza eventually finishes.
    This was the best date I've ever had.
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    "Really? No one's ever provided a better date for you?" Hildur can't help but be a little surprised by this.

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    Not really---I mean, I've had dates in classier locations and in classier attire and stuff, but this is just really fun and really sweet...
    Now that I think about it, though, I have a history of dating blond guys and girls.
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    Hildur giggles again. "Well, I haven't had many dates to compare this to, but it's the best date I've ever had too. So far, anyway."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Morcleon View Post
    "Oh okay..." nods Cerise. She doesn't quite understand it, but she decides to just go along with it anyway. "It must be nice being able to change who you are whenever you want though..."

    With another glance at Sasha, the ghost whispers to Tavlii. "Hey, you wanna go see what's up with the cloaked girl?"
    "It's better, though it's not as straightforward as it might seem." Tavlii lets go of the ghost-girl to set her down, and stands from her seat, and takes up her colorless drink. It's still not quite empty.

    Quote Originally Posted by Reinholdt View Post
    Sasha responds with a distinct lack of movement and loud, reverberating silence.
    She must be terrible at parties.
    Staaaaaaaare.
    On the contrary, she's probably a great attraction. See who can provoke the most reaction from Sasha.
    Tavlii walks up to her, probably with Cerise. "See something interesting?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bushranger View Post
    Jamie's attention as well is drawn to Staring Cloaked Person.

    And she waves, smiling.
    Jamie gets as much reaction as the prior people who waved and smiled at Sasha.

    Quote Originally Posted by Morcleon View Post
    With another glance at Sasha, the ghost whispers to Tavlii. "Hey, you wanna go see what's up with the cloaked girl?"
    Bah. Don't know how anyone would know it's a girl. Could be a halfling. Could be a boy! Doesn't seem like it belongs in an inn at any rate.

    Quote Originally Posted by Recaiden View Post
    On the contrary, she's probably a great attraction. See who can provoke the most reaction from Sasha.
    Tavlii walks up to her, probably with Cerise. "See something interesting?"
    "Yes."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rotting Baron View Post
    Hildur giggles again. "Well, I haven't had many dates to compare this to, but it's the best date I've ever had too. So far, anyway."
    Thryza grins and sighs happily, sitting back.
    Glad to hear it...
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    Hildur smiles and reaches for Thyrza's hand. "Shall we pay and head home?"

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    Alrighty, sounds good!
    Thryza reaches into her coat for her money with ag rin.
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    Hildur keeps a grin on her face while sliding her chair a bit away from the table. "You don't want me to pay?"

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    Aw, I can pay, sweets, don't worry about it.
    She giggles, putting down the money and starting to get up.
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    Hildur stands as well, adjusting her shirt. "In that case, let me get you home," she says.

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    Thryza takes her hand, grinning, as they head out.
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    Hildur tries to grab Thyrza around the waist as they step out, so that she can fly them both back home.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Recaiden View Post
    "It's better, though it's not as straightforward as it might seem." Tavlii lets go of the ghost-girl to set her down, and stands from her seat, and takes up her colorless drink. It's still not quite empty.

    On the contrary, she's probably a great attraction. See who can provoke the most reaction from Sasha.
    Tavlii walks up to her, probably with Cerise. "See something interesting?"
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    Bah. Don't know how anyone would know it's a girl. Could be a halfling. Could be a boy! Doesn't seem like it belongs in an inn at any rate.

    "Yes."
    It's appearance suggests more feminine traits.

    Floating alongside Tavlii, Cerise keeps a tight hold of this other girl who can touch ghosts. If she's gonna be offered material contact, she's certainly gonna take advantage of it when it's there!

    She reaches out to the figure, and tries to gently touch its cloak with a small smile, continuing on with the dual-person inquiries. "And what in particular would that be?"
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