Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

[Cristo Meyers]

It's only the last three books you read that count.

If I'd said all the books I've read, then I'd be:
Harry Potter-Drizz't Do'urden-Belgarion-Belgarath-Polgara-Stryke-Percy Jackson-Alex Rider-Gotrek and Felix-Yugi Moto-an armored Polar Bear-Artemis Fowl-some sort of Terry Pratchett beast-Warcraft Orc-Medivh-Dragon Rider-Dwarf Ranger Hobbit King Archer Wizard.

I may be forgetting a few things.

Last three...hmm...

Dark Other Private Investigator.

Beyond that I don't think I could come up with a list if I wanted to...

[Tiger Duck]

An apprentices wizard that helps the French nobility escape prosecution during the French revolution who has a lot of prejudice but gets over them eventually.some cake for all the titles

[TwoBitWriter]

Last three?

German World War I Infantry Soldier Wizard Vampire?

Sadly... yes... I read the first Twilight book...

Twilight
Harry Potter
All Quiet on the Western Front

[Quincunx]

Speaking of - who has the new thread?

Hell Puppi expressed some interest, but I don't remember if it was fanciful or not, and I'm too fanciful (feverish) at the moment to look it up. The sparkles have faded but my mental speed is still well below standard.

Last three books? . . .
Oo, picking a protagonist out of Darkness Visible will be rough. . .I'll go roll a die for which segment of the book applies. . .be right back.

[Cristo Meyers]

Last three?

German World War I Infantry Soldier Wizard Vampire?

Sadly... yes... I read the first Twilight book...

Twilight
Harry Potter
All Quiet on the Western Front

You are dead to me.

[TwoBitWriter]

But the other two are good right?

I only read Twilight to get Mrs. TwoBit to shut up. Surely you of all people can understand doing something you don't want to do to get your better half to keep quiet.

[Thanatos 51-50]

It's only the last three books you read that count.

So, I'm Hiro Protaganist, Loup Garrou and David Valentine?
Well, that makes me a verifiable badass.

[Cristo Meyers]

But the other two are good right?

I only read Twilight to get Mrs. TwoBit to shut up. Surely you of all people can understand doing something you don't want to do to get your better half to keep quiet.

Or having an other that knows better than to push something you don't want to do after you've already said "no"...

[Tiger Duck]

Hell Puppi expressed some interest, but I don't remember if it was fanciful or not, and I'm too fanciful (feverish) at the moment to look it up. The sparkles have faded but my mental speed is still well below standard.

If I recall correctly she didn't want to but would have if nobody else was available for some thread making.

[Alteran]

So I'm...a Robotic Canadian 24 year-old being crushed by a totalitarian government in both the past and the future?

[Cristo Meyers]

So, I'm Hiro Protaganist, Loup Garrou and David Valentine?
Well, that makes me a verifiable badass.

Better'n a broke-ass pawn in a game you couldn't possibly understand...

[Fredthefighter]

So, I'm Hiro Protaganist, Loup Garrou and David Valentine?
Well, that makes me a verifiable badass.

I'm Alex Rider, Stryke of the Wolverines and Percy Jackson, son of Poseidon.

Also pretty badass. A superspy Orc warrior demigod.

And a friend of my sister's came round the house earlier and wouldn't stop talking about Twilight.

I need brain bleach. I really NEED brain bleach.

[Player_Zero]

I don't think this topic of conversation is going to go anywhere. In the same way asking what everyone had for breakfast won't.

Anyone wanna play scrabble? Or regale me with tales of yore?

[Thanatos 51-50]

Better'n a broke-ass pawn in a game you couldn't possibly understand...

I don't catch your referance. Possibly because I'm still in the middle of Snow Crash.
I read slow.

[Tiger Duck]

I had some yoghurt.

[Cristo Meyers]

I don't catch your referance. Possibly because I'm still in the middle of Snow Crash.
I read slow.

Was referencing my list: Night Watch, Day Watch, and The Gun Seller

Good reads, all of them, The Gun Seller especially.

[Player_Zero]

I had some yoghurt.

I hate you.

[Thanatos 51-50]

Also pretty badass. A superspy Orc warrior demigod.

Letsee: Last of the Freelance Hackers, one of the first Hackers to programme the Metaverse, and World's Greatest Swordfighter.
Lesbian Genetic expriment with a shortened lifespan that grew up in a dialpitated quarentine zone secluded from everywhere nd forgotten by everyone but those inside the wall, who name means "werewolf" and an expert bozer.
Cat AND Wolf for the Southren Resitance, who was exiled...
Actually, let's just leave David Valentine as David Valentine. He's got about seven books worth of story and badassery to tell.

Was referencing my list: Night Watch, Day Watch, and The Gun Seller

Good reads, all of them, The Gun Seller especially.

So noted.

Also: We're on page 50, now, and I don't have the time to put a new thread up, or at least I would.

[Tiger Duck]

I hate you.

Nice, you are the first one to do so.

[Quincunx]

KGB techno-spy masquerading as a bookseller!
Espionage: How the KGB is Smuggling NATO's Strategic Secrets to Moscow (nonfiction)
Kim (classic fiction)
Darkness Visible (modern literary fiction) (the roller pointed at chapter 3)

Good gods, I may as well be a refugee from a Tom Clancy novel. I'm going to go read some poetry now. No, I'm not. I'm already fanciful. One prophecy per week is enough. Almost teetotal. Almost. Can quit any time I want to.

[Rutskarn]

Alright, Fistful of Dollars. Let's you and me dance.

[Alteran]

I'd make a new thread, but mine was the one before this thread. Do we even have 50 regular RB posters who are willing to make threads? Will we eventually have nobody to make one?

[Fredthefighter]

I'd make a new thread, but mine was the one before this thread. Do we even have 50 regular RB posters who are willing to make threads? Will we eventually have nobody to make one?

I suppose I could make one. I haven't done one yet. *Shrugs*

[Tiger Duck]

Well D'anna Biers can make a new thread starting now.

[Fredthefighter]

Well D'anna Biers can make a new thread starting now.

I just made a new one.

[Tiger Duck]

Goodbye thread I'll miss you.