[Steam] Thread XIV: Dr. Steamlove (OR:How I Learned to Stop Worrying & Poosh ze Cart)

**Dread Cthulhu** · 2010-07-14, 04:43 PM (ISO 8601)

Djinn smiled and said "Yes, I will enjoy changing this wheel for you because I am Djinn"

**Fluff & Napalm** · 2010-07-14, 04:45 PM (ISO 8601)

This is what the internet is really for.

**chiasaur11** · 2010-07-14, 04:53 PM (ISO 8601)

Dear lord I hope not.

**tarbrush** · 2010-07-14, 04:55 PM (ISO 8601)

Isn't slashfic supposed to be guy/guy or girl/girl?

**Worira** · 2010-07-14, 04:58 PM (ISO 8601)

Yes, but then Alterform RUINED EVERYTHING. Unless...

**tarbrush** · 2010-07-14, 05:00 PM (ISO 8601)

You appear to be implying that this girl is packing a certain special something.

Which would be extra hilarious.

**AlterForm** · 2010-07-14, 05:01 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Worira

Yes, but then Alterform RUINED EVERYTHING. Unless...

Now that Djinn was closer to the car with the broken steering wheel he could see the girl better. Or actually, he could see the guy. Because that is who was changing the wheel. A hot European guy with long hair and tight clothes. Especially his jeans.

**Djinn_in_Tonic** · 2010-07-14, 05:01 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by tarbrush

You appear to be implying that this girl is packing a certain special something.

Which would be extra hilarious.

I'm betting it's secretly Jibar. Or Rutskarn. Or Mario. Or Sigs. Or Dr. Girlfriend wearing a Jibar costume while the Jibar costume is wearing an attractive female costume, just to be extra confusing.

**memnarch** · 2010-07-14, 05:02 PM (ISO 8601)

I would just like to say that this is not exactly the right place for slashfics to be written.

Anyway, anyone play/have Beat Hazard? I've got a friend who's thinking about getting but he's not sure if it would be worth getting.

**AlterForm** · 2010-07-14, 05:04 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by memnarch

I would just like to say that this is not exactly the right place for slashfics to be written.

*coughcough* Errr, roight. And now for something completely different.

Anyway, anyone play/have Beat Hazard? I've got a friend who's thinking about getting but he's not sure if it would be worth getting.

What is this, topicality? In the Steam Thread? Blasphemy!
(IIRC, however, the thread's verdict on Beat Hazard was a resounding "meh" on account of your music not having a serious enough impact on gameplay.)

**Rutskarn** · 2010-07-14, 05:06 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Djinn_In_Tonic

I'm betting it's secretly Jibar. Or Rutskarn. Or Mario. Or Sigs. Or Dr. Girlfriend wearing a Jibar costume while the Jibar costume is wearing an attractive female costume, just to be extra confusing.

It'd have to be Jibar. I ain't for'n.

Also, we might want to take this to Steam or something. You know what happens to shippers in these here parts.

Hey! We should form a ChHa Shipping Group. I'll host if anybody else is on board.

**AlterForm** · 2010-07-14, 05:08 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Rutskarn

It'd have to be Jibar. I ain't for'n.

Also, we might want to take this to Steam or something. You know what happens to shippers in these here parts.

Hey! We should form a ChHa Shipping Group. I'll host if anybody else is on board.

i c wut u did thar

**Rutskarn** · 2010-07-14, 05:08 PM (ISO 8601)

I don't. I really don't.

**Worira** · 2010-07-14, 05:20 PM (ISO 8601)

As long as whatever is written is preserved for all time.

**The Linker** · 2010-07-14, 05:25 PM (ISO 8601)

The guy stood up from wheel and shook Djinns hand. he said 'my name is rutsbar because my dad was rutskarn and my other dad was jibar so I am rutsbar."

It's not revealed until chapter six that his mom was a ghost.

**AlterForm** · 2010-07-14, 05:46 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by The Linker

The guy stood up from wheel and shook Djinns hand. he said 'my name is rutsbar because my dad was rutskarn and my other dad was jibar so I am rutsbar."

It's not revealed until chapter six that his mom was a ghost.

Presumably she ran away to have an affair with Phase?

**Jibar** · 2010-07-14, 05:54 PM (ISO 8601)

Just because I had the idea,

The Doctor's Worst Nightmare
This tasty apple stops the Heavy from being healed by friendly medics whilst under its effects, but in turn the healthy fruit gives he Heavy a regenerative effect of 5/sec, whether in combat or not!

**blackfox** · 2010-07-14, 05:55 PM (ISO 8601)

...I killed the thread. I really did kill it. Damn.

I supposed I'm supposed to feel remorse or something... but all I feel is this mischievous, overwhelming desire to laugh like a madman.

**Djinn_in_Tonic** · 2010-07-14, 05:56 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Jibar

Just because I had the idea,

The Doctor's Worst Nightmare
This tasty apple stops the Heavy from being healed by friendly medics whilst under its effects, but in turn the healthy fruit gives he Heavy a regenerative effect of 5/sec, whether in combat or not!

I don't think I'd ever equip this, but I know many who would.

It might just be me, but the ability to throw out a sandvich and heal my medic (or any medic) is invaluable to me.

**Rutskarn** · 2010-07-14, 05:56 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Jibar

Just because I had the idea,

The Doctor's Worst Nightmare
This tasty apple stops the Heavy from being healed by friendly medics whilst under its effects, but in turn the healthy fruit gives he Heavy a regenerative effect of 5/sec, whether in combat or not!

Would you like to see my ~~Dogmantra~~ Lord Fauntleroy impression?

Spoiler

Show

**blackfox** · 2010-07-14, 05:58 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Rutskarn

RAGE

Dogmantra already did that. In-game. It was hilarious. There may have been teamkilling or shouting or griefing. I wouldn't know, I was too busy being a hat.

**Drizvolta** · 2010-07-14, 06:01 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Fawkes

Dogmantra x Equalizer

This would be a very rough paring, as the more Dogmantra is injured the faster it- OH GOD MENTAL IMAGE

**Djinn_in_Tonic** · 2010-07-14, 06:04 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Drizvolta

This would be a very rough paring, as the more Dogmantra is injured the faster it- OH GOD MENTAL IMAGE

HATE. LOTS OF HATE. DIRECTED AT YOU, DRIZVOLTA. OH GOD MY MIND.

**Gamerlord** · 2010-07-14, 06:04 PM (ISO 8601)

Then a bunch of canadians appear being led the new OVERLORD OF CANADA! , Gamerlord, he had just announced he has declared war on all slashfics, bullets begin to rip through the car.

**Emlyn** · 2010-07-14, 06:23 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by blackfox

...I killed the thread. I really did kill it. Damn.

I supposed I'm supposed to feel remorse or something... but all I feel is this mischievous, overwhelming desire to laugh like a madman.

Congrats, have a cookie

**blackfox** · 2010-07-14, 06:33 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Drizvolta

This would be a very rough paring, as the more Dogmantra is injured the faster it- OH GOD MENTAL IMAGE

...braindead now, thanks. You'd best hope this cookie helps with that.

**Winthur** · 2010-07-14, 07:01 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Drizvolta

This would be a very rough paring, as the more Dogmantra is injured the faster it- OH GOD MENTAL IMAGE

Would the dynamics of seme and uke would get switched depending on Dogmantra's current health rate?

You know, with hard pounds at low hit points and soft blows at high hit points?

Don't forget that, when overhealed, he'd be able to survive the blow from the Equalizer.

Not to mention the subsequent launch that would follow...

But really, I'm not among those weird slashfic shippers. I never look for this sort of thing when it doesn't make much sense frankly, and all the yaoi fangirls I know share the same perspective, preferring not to force people into relationships.

So, let's focus on the fact that Dogmantra often expressed fondness towards the Pain Train.

You know what would be the ultimate ship?

Dogmantra x Gunboats.

**Phase** · 2010-07-14, 07:25 PM (ISO 8601)

Phase x Phase

**blackfox** · 2010-07-14, 07:27 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Phase

Phase x Phase

Pretty sure Sneak already called shipping with himself. Although this one may be just as amusing.

**Sleverin** · 2010-07-14, 08:58 PM (ISO 8601)

Since my internet died for a day, you people post too goddamn and therefore don't give a crap about you guys are talking about.

Blackfox, I took a look at your pics and you look EXACTLY like I thought you would...how am I not surprised.

And for the Fallout 3 players out there....where in god's name do I find the freaking Broken steel on steam, I can't freakin find it and I want to play an ending that DOESN'T TOTALLY FREAKING SUCK.

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