Anti-Heroes: Vol. II

[Naleh]

It's 7:30pm here. I've nearly finished Tuesday.

[Cult_of_the_Raven]

Zarah, this is an awesome comic. Definitely keep this one up!

[gragger]

by now it's 10:30 pm

aren't timezones fun?

[Phase]

Zarah, every time you post a comic, an angel gets it's wings... or a devil gets it's horns... a boy has his bar miizvah... Cthulu rises from R'yleh... Whatever...

[Cen]

I'm in Poland (GMT +01:00) it's already wednesday and there's still no comic!

[sheepofoblivion]

I'm on Cal time, so I get to read oots earlier than 12, lfg earlier than 12, and the other comics update pretty randomly (maybe I just don't pay much attention and it's on a really strict schedule, sometimes I don't pay attention at all...)

[Green-Shirt Q]

I live in Ontario, so whatever Zarah says (reguarding update times) means something to me.

[Helanna]

Um . . . this comic has an update time? Meh, I just generally check every webcomic I read about sixteen times a day.

If it updates, I think: Great! Awesome! And I am happy.

If it hasn't updated, I think: Ah well, not today I guess. I'll check tomorrow. Then, ten minutes later, I think: Oh, I have to check! Maybe it's updated in those ten minutes!

I would mock myself, but oddly enough, this does work from time to time. I spend a couple hours on this site, then as soon as I'm away for ten minutes, I come back and it's updated. It's insane.

[Mauve Shirt]

I agree with Death Dragon!

[FoE]

Everyone stop posting! Every time I see this thread bumped, I click on it to see if whoever just posted is commenting on a new strip! Argh!

[Dihan]

Everyone stop posting! Every time I see this thread bumped, I click on it to see if whoever just posted is commenting on a new strip! Argh!

We could say the same thing to you.

[TigerHunter]

Everyone stop posting! Every time I see this thread bumped, I click on it to see if whoever just posted is commenting on a new strip! Argh!

*stops posting*

Wait... d'oh!

[draconicgodking]

Everyone stop posting! Every time I see this thread bumped, I click on it to see if whoever just posted is commenting on a new strip! Argh!

ahh i see you are angered but in the words of some famous person i cant remember TOO BAD also if anyone can help me i have grown tired of this avatar and my search for an incredibly complicated avatar has turned up nothing so if any one can make me a simple vicious looking red dragon avatar (preferably breathing fire if at all posible) i would like to ask if you could please make it for me thank you (long post isnt it this is why i curse my tendency to ramble)

[Phase]

ahh i see you are angered but in the words of some famous person i cant remember TOO BAD also if anyone can help me i have grown tired of this avatar and my search for an incredibly complicated avatar has turned up nothing so if any one can make me a simple vicious looking red dragon avatar (preferably breathing fire if at all posible) i would like to ask if you could please make it for me thank you (long post isnt it this is why i curse my tendency to ramble)

A.) No, this is not a place in which to request avatars, you're looking for this place here, this is the Anti-heroes thread.

B.)LEARN TO PUNCTUATE!

[draconicgodking]

1. thanks for your asistance
2. I DISLIKE PUNCTUATIONS!!!!!!! exept when i am angry or in one of my insane moods

[Lyinginbedmon]

It may be so that you dislike using them, but the majority of English-speaking people react more positively when they are used.

[draconicgodking]

you have a point.
but i still dislike them .

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

But punctuation is the staple of civilized internet society! It is what separates humans, and computer programs (for those of you out there who are, in fact, computer programs designed specifically monitor the actions of GITPers), from animals, and computer viruses. Without punctuation, our civilized facade means nothing! Without it, we are as grass before the whirring, divine blade of the lawn mower.

[Zarah]

But punctuation is the staple of civilized internet society! It is what separates humans, and computer programs (for those of you out there who are, in fact, computer programs designed specifically monitor the actions of GITPers), from animals, and computer viruses. Without punctuation, our civilized facade means nothing! Without it, we are as grass before the whirring, divine blade of the lawn mower.

You started a sentence with "but!" Surely this must mean you are a program!

...*cough*

Aaanyway, here's today's issue, a bit late, but still here:

Issue 62: It Wouldn't Be Flattery

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[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

To err is human. To have others constantly point out these errors is problematic to one's argument. I've always hated that rule, anyway.

For the record, Aldran should be saying "You and I" in that third to last panel. Unless he's purposely making it harder to say. It's more grammatically correct, at least. But then, he is egotistical enough to put himself first. Hmmm...

I still love Anti-Heroes.

[BRC]

To err is human. To have others constantly point out these errors is problematic to one's argument. I've always hated that rule, anyway.

For the record, Aldran should be saying "You and I" in that third to last panel. Unless he's purposely making it harder to say. It's more grammatically correct, at least. But then, he is egotistical enough to put himself first. Hmmm...

I still love Anti-Heroes.

Fullbladder Fullbladder Fullbladder. Aldran is an Epic-Level caster. He can make the laws of physics sit down, shut up, then breakdance for him. Do you think the laws of grammer have a chance.

[Phase]

Finx? Dun Dun Dhuuuun!

[Uncle Festy]

Awesome new comic!
Why's it stretch the screen so much?
Oh, and draconicgodking, just so you know, I've never read any of your posts because they are like the face of Cthulu - their unpunctuated masses are too much for any mortal mind to bear!
Thank you.

[Zarah]

Awesome new comic!
Why's it stretch the screen so much?
Oh, and draconicgodking, just so you know, I've never read any of your posts because they are like the face of Cthulu - their unpunctuated masses are too much for any mortal mind to bear!
Thank you.

I just realized I forgot to trim the transparent pixels off of the issue. It should be fixed now.

[ChaoticEvilGuy]

With a line like "I've got something special planned for you to do..."
Hilarity is ensured on the next strip!

[draconicgodking]

zarah an excelent comic as usual.
also would you people please GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT MY PUNCTUATION!!!
its bad enough that i have to write a 20 page paper about one freaking day in the life of some historical figure for my english class (the reason for my lack of punctuation) and with the devil of a sister that i have and parents who seem to think if i BREATHE without their guidence i will wind up in a hospital or a gang my life is stressed enough. so i dont need anyone else telling me where i skrewed up i joined this forum and read these comics as a way to remove myself from the stress i face every day and mabye makea few friends so if i cant do that here i guess i'll just stop posting for a while maybe play some of those videogames i've been putting off if you've enjoyed my company then i m sorry to leave if not well i dont blame you so see ya

[Icewalker]

That text bubble in the bottom left is kinda screwed up...I think it is supposed to say "I've got it covered. You will handle the sunlight problem."

But I'm not sure.

[sheepofoblivion]

yay new anti-heroes! (ice walker's right)

[Zarah]

That text bubble in the bottom left is kinda screwed up...I think it is supposed to say "I've got it covered. You will handle the sunlight problem."

But I'm not sure.

Wow, you're right that really was screwed up. I completely missed that. Everything should be fixed in the issue now, and if it's not, then I'm not going back for it.

[FoE]

Since you're not using punctuation, why bother hitting the space bar? For example:

wouldyoupeoplepleaseGETOFFMYBACKABOUTMYPUNCTUATION I'mnotverygoodatwritingandinanycasei'mhighoncrysta lmethrightnowsoican'treallybebotheredotopauselonge noughtotypeperiodsohgodohgodithinki'mhavingaseizur ehelpmewhydoIusedrugsohrightbecausemylifereallysuc ksIwonderwhat'sonTV

Man, that saved whole seconds!

Nice comic, Zarah. Though it only makes me anxious for the next one.