Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick

[CoffeeIncluded]

Hmmm....Tiasel?

[Dark_Stryke]

Hmmm....Tiasel?

Pairing a character with the author that created her? That right there is a new kind of crack.

[mizzim]

tiasAl, and sounds good. *writes up fic*

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"Wuhh? Wha' happened?" Water-smurf was just waking up, and she had a severe hangover. She noticed a green blob in the corner of her over-blurry vision. "Huhh? Who's ther? who're yu? U look fumiliur..." she trailed off. even in her state, she could recognize the purple hair and light green skin of one of her favorite characters. "Tiusal? Izzat you? I thoug tha you were mayd up."
"Who are you?" Tiasal asked. "what are you doing her-" she was cut off as a potion popped out of the wall and promptly forced itself down her throat. A belt also popped out of the wall and clipped around her waist. there was a flash of light, and she changed genders. He looked at Water-smurf differently. "Would you like to make out?" He asked.
"Sure."

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Nine months later, Water-smurf had gained a lot of weight. She didn't know why, but one morning, she woke up, and there was a strange, purple-haired, tusked, creature, with green-blue skin and a white hat, on her bed. She screamed.

do you like it? I'll post it in the new thread too.

[Roland St. Jude]

Sheriff: That was fast. This thread has reached the 50 page limit and is being locked. See the new one...