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    Kelk's one of them chaotic good palidin, isn't he?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Guest#1 View Post
    I love Kelk. So much. He and Jango are my faves. I hope Melinda doesn't corrupt him, and maybe even the other way around, with him making her a better person (This is a nightmare fuel story, so probably not gonna happen but I can dream)
    Bwahhh!!!!!

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    Welp, Kelk is now my favorite of all your pokemon thus far. He's like me...almost exactly with his comforting..I wonder what he'll do if he finds out Melinda is as cruel as she is....He's just so...nice and friendly

    Wonderful update Sir :)

    but tere is a typo right after the Wigglytuff picture.
    "Hello there dear. Can I interest you in a candlelit dinner by the lake side under the full moon?"
    "Is that what there calling it
    now
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    "There" should be "they're"

    Just a small typo no harm done mon ami!
    He is a paladin. (And not Miko) Thank you.

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    Kelk's one of them chaotic good palidin, isn't he?
    Paladin of freedom? No he's just focuses on the Good aspect of Lawful-Good.
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    I Live! I Read! I Post!!!!!!!!!
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    Ch Not 24 Shout out to my fans that play fire emblem. Tell me when you find it.
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    Good that attack will help deal with any Oddishs or Glooms around here.
    The sooner I can end the fight, the sooner I can end the pain.


    If I put my foes to sleep, then I can take them alive.


    Okay Kelk. I think we're done for you.
    Okay. Melinda. You should forgive Biollante. He didn't mean to hurt you.
    I know I probably should. But I feel betrayed, I know it was mind control, but it's like he didn't even try to resist.
    Well I'm sure he did try. Remember mind control will allow Skitty's to beat their Wailords and then the Wailords get upset about being separated.
    *sigh* I'll try.
    Thank you Melinda.

    And now. Grumbles 2.... Right, well since Grumbles is back, there's really no point in your personality. Let's delete it.
    Personality deleted. Should computer determine personality based on inter-action with the team?
    Sure.
    Confirmed. Observation mode initiated.

    So. Grumbles 2 can you synthesize any meds for me
    Opening files on Thumbs.... Maybe I could synthesize if my synthesizer wasn't transmitting pain.
    What synthesizer?
    The one you can't see.

    Grumbles 2 handle this Oddish
    Preliminary scans indicate target belongs to the Grass and Toxin families. Preparing to start the bombardment of target with psionic energies.
    ... Uh good for you.

    Target has been removed as a threat. Should computer eliminate the previous threat?
    Sure why not.

    Grumbles 2 handle this one.
    Preliminary scans have deduced a 98% probability that target flies about in some manner.
    ...*face-palm*
    Suggested plan of attack is to let computer rip it's wings off to equalize the battlefield.
    Go ahead.

    Pidgey My wings!!!!! Why would you remove my wings!!!!
    Should computer stop target from dying, or let it die?
    Stop it. I wanna see how you do this.
    Understand. Computer is applying psionic energy to seal off blood vessels, and prevent target's death from blood loss.

    Grumbles 2. Deal with it.
    Scan indicate target belongs to Insect and Toxin families. Also starting a psionic approach.
    You don't need to torture this one though.
    Understand. Will take methods of acting from ally Jango instead.
    Uh.
    Target Melinda is a horrible person. Initiate complaining about being kidnapped from a life of starvation.


    Computer has found programs to increase accuracy, and deleted programs that increased physical power. Acceptable?
    I didn't even know you had physical power. Yeah acceptable.

    Would Ally Jack appreciate a update to learn to speak properly?
    hO suecra sey
    Understood. Computer will begin searching for aforementioned update



    Ditto Hey there little girl. Want to make your Porygon a mommy?
    Grumbles 2 act like me.
    Understood. Computer is determining personality prioritize seen actions over heard actions.
    So are we making you a Mommy or what?
    ... Yes.
    Okay. I'm not sure where you got that from. But that is a complete one-eighty from what I would do.
    Injecting probe.
    Oh yeah baby!!!!
    Initiating file transfer.
    Call it whatever you want I'm getting Ditto time!!!

    File transfer complete.
    Oh yeah baby!!! I think I feel an egg brewing.
    Correction. Target Ditto feels the beginnings of a virus designed to break apart target at the atomic level. Should be completed in twenty seconds.
    But Dittos are immune to any disease that we can transmit playfully.
    Computer has accounted for that. Technically target ditto lacks ability to spread virus. Ergo target Ditto is not immune.
    ... Arceus
    Well... good job Grumbles 2.


    Computer's power increases. Power near recommended maximum. Requesting form change to accommodate increased power.
    Uh sure.

    Initiating form change.

    ERROR. Computer lacks necessary files to perform changes.
    Arceus.

    Pidgeotto You ripped my child's wings off!
    Yes. What was the point of Target's statement?
    I'll kill you!


    Grumbles, Melinda. Let's do this! Triangle attack!!!!

    zzzzz Wait how is this affecting me?
    Good question


    Computer recommends stopping for now. To let body acclimate to power increase.


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    Oh Arceus yes
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    Nice updates, I am liking the backups. Especially Kelp and Grumbles 2.
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    Dang, stupid national dex issues. Have a work around?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kurgan View Post
    Nice updates, I am liking the backups. Especially Kelp and Grumbles 2.
    Thank you.

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    Dang, stupid national dex issues. Have a work around?
    Wait until I beat the league the first time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Illven View Post
    Wait until I beat the league the first time.
    Huh, didn't know fire red had bits after the League, aside from Mew Two that is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kurgan View Post
    Huh, didn't know fire red had bits after the League, aside from Mew Two that is.
    Yeah. Sevii islands 4 to 7. Which lets you unlock Mewtwo.
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    Shout-out found:

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    The mention of taking the foes alive is a reference to Thracia 776, which had a "capture" command that could be performed on enemy units. Plus a general reference to the Sleep staff.

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    Edit: TRIANGLE ATTACK
    Yeah that was the one I meant. I can't see Tri attack without thinking that.
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    So I caught an unintentional reference... WIN
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    I rather like Grumbles 2 and Kelk. Especially when the former decided to copy Jango.


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    Okay I guess we'll take out Jack next. Huh. I have two Jacks.
    I wonder if I'll find love?

    Oh. Oh miss. Miss. You have the poison type. Do you want to be my girlfriend, and hug and comfort me.
    Oddish Um. I have a boyfriend,
    Oh.

    Well fine. If you won't be happy for me, then I'll just take my leave of you.

    zzzzz I'm... I'm sorry my love. I I didn't mean to poison you. No please, please don't die. Help!!! Help!!


    Why can't I be loved?
    Your ability removes a lot of pokemon.
    But not all.

    It's not fair. It's not fair. What am I doing wrong!?

    Wait. Now I understand. If I want to be loved, every-time the girl has a boyfriend. I just have to kill him first.
    Um....
    And of course he stole my girl, so I'll have to make sure he suffers.

    So.. so pretty. Will you be my girlfriend miss.

    Wigglytuff Wh.. why would you do that? Was I not good enough?
    No.. no!!! You'll You'll be okay. We'll save you we'll save you!
    I... *cough* I feel so faint.

    Curse. Curse my weak willpower.
    You'd. You'd rather do that, then save my life. Do you hate me that much?

    Remember one thing. This is all your fault.
    No! No! Arceus damn it. Wait! Melinda you have to have an antidote.
    Well yeah, but I'm not going to waste it.
    Please!!!!
    No!
    Bllarggh!
    No!!!!!!

    On my way into town I met one of Professor Oak's aides.




    Oh Arceus yes!

    Yes I have 50 pokemon.





    I got an exp.share. I got an exp.share.

    Can't move... But I can't get love if I can't move.

    Ditto Hey there, semxy thing. Looking for a good time?
    You'll... you'll love me?
    If that's what you want to call it.
    But... but you're not poison type.
    I can be anything you want.

    Oh. You like it rough.

    *sigh* We're going to be together forever!
    Forever? I got what I want. I'm out.
    ... What? What about you loving me?
    I thought it was a figure of speech. I didn't really mean it,

    Hey there miss. Do you want to be my girlfriend.
    Gloom Um. I don't swing that way.
    Are you sure?
    Yeah.
    100%?
    Yes!

    It isn't fair!! It isn't fair!!!
    Jack stabbed her with his horn with each time he said that.
    That hurts that hurts!


    They say everyone deserves love right?
    Some people.
    So that means I deserve love.
    Sure.

    But.. but no one will give me love.
    Where did you get that Moon stone?... You went though my pack!?

    I'll just take love!!!!!

    Hey Jack can I teach you Surf, and Strength?
    Yes. It'll will help me.




    You. Tell me you love me!
    Venonat What?

    Jack had ripped out the Venonat's left eye
    My eye! My eye!
    Tell me you love me! You don't need your eye to love me!
    No. You sadistic freak!
    Jack had ripped out the other eye.
    If you tell me, your pain will end! Come on I want to hear it!
    *Pant* Okay, okay I love you.
    And Jack broke it in half.
    Now to make sure you won't fall out of love. Hey Melinda while she's still warm...
    No!


    Thank you Melinda for giving me the power to take love.
    You're welcome I guess.


    Okay Jack we're done for now.
    But I still need more love to take.
    Don't care.


    Really
    I can't help what the ladies like.
    The ladies you have to force to love you?

    Okay Karp karp It's your turn
    Will I have my revenge on the boy that caused me brain damage!?
    If we find him.

    Karp karp I'm going to teach you Surf, and Strength.
    I shall use them on that boy.



    I have all varieties of rage! Not just dragon rage!


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    Short, but terrifying.
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    Ch In which we brutalize more pokemon.
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    My trainer had a Venonat!
    Uh.

    But wait hurting him would hurt me in the past. So I want to hurt me?

    Pidgey! Give me the info I desire!
    Pidgey Wait what?

    Oh Arceus, Oh Arceus. So scary. Can't panic.

    Tell me!!!! I want vengence. I want to see him suffer!!!
    *Pant* Arceus. Arceus!!! Save me!!! Save me!!!
    Tell me, or I kill! I'll bite off your head!!!!
    Save me!!! Save me!!!!
    Tasty!!!!

    Oddish? I don't think my trainer ever had an Oddish. You're free to go unless Melinda wants to catch you.
    Nah I'm good.
    Oddish You... did you do this? Leave their corpses on my front lawn!
    What!? I'm a Gyarados so any source of mayhem I have to be the cause! Is that what you think. Is it!! You're going to punish me for my species. Just like my trainer!

    zzzz No. No don't beat me again master. I'll be good. I'll evolve soon! No no master it hurts. It hurts! Please stop. Please stop.... Karp Please Karp. Karp Karp.

    See! See what happens when you devolve to racism!
    A giant sea serpent beats you to death?
    Yes.

    Gloom You... You killed my girlfriend!
    You associated with her!

    Monster!!!! Monster!!!!
    I'm not a monster!!!!!
    He started ripping into the Gloom.

    Ditto Hey there Gyarados. I like big things!
    Ditto you can morph into anything?
    Anything.
    Even humans?
    I can do humans if you want.

    I'll kill you slowly!!!!!!
    Wait you aren't attracted to this guy?

    I don't need to soften up my target before the kill.

    So pretty. After I kill my ex-trainer. Want to settle down with a Gyarados.
    Wigglytuff N.... no. I'm g... good with a.. a single life.
    What. I'm a Gyarados so I'm going to hurt you! Racist! I'll eat you alive!

    But before that. You really are pretty.

    Well. No reason I can't play with her, and then eat her.
    Ugh!

    Hey maybe his Pidgey evolved. Well have to torture it to make sure.
    Pidgeotto What?

    Now every time you don't answer my questions, I will take a huge bite out of you. If you want to avoid pain, you'll tell me what I want to know. Where is our trainer!?
    Who? Ahhh!! Arceus!!!
    Tell me!!!!


    I'll blow his organs away from his other organs!

    I must insure that my first attack hits my ex trainer!


    Karp karp we're done for now.
    But we haven't found him.
    We'll look for him more eventually.

    Huh. In all the insanity I forgot to update my pokedex. Poliwrath the violence pokemon. Like most fighting type evolutions Poliwrath has become much more violent. Haunter the shadow pokemon. Complains about not having the attacks in when he was a kid. Gengar the complaining pokemon. Gengar complains how it's evolution was different then when he was a kid. Nidorino the poisoned pokemon. Nidorino seems convinced that everyone can be loved. Since no one will give it love. He must free up love by torturing and killing girl's boyfriends. Nidoking the terrifying pokemon. Nidoking will torture girls until they tell them they love him. And then kill and try to play with the corpse.

    Scep it's your turn,
    Oh I'm so hungry. I can't wait to feast!


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    Melinda's pokemon need to learn to love and tolerate...Well..I suppose Jack has the love thing down...kinda? Close enough.


    Good updates Sir
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    Quote Originally Posted by Koda the kobold View Post

    Melinda's pokemon need to learn to love and tolerate...Well..I suppose Jack has the love thing down...kinda? Close enough.

    Good updates Sir
    So what it's Karp karp's fault that pokemon are racist towards him? Huh? Huh? He's a Gyarados so he deserves it!?

    So does Fluff. It's got all the loving down.


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    Here have a picture.
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    That's not teaching him to love. That's bribing him with rare candies to hug you
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    Quote Originally Posted by Illven View Post
    That's not teaching him to love. That's bribing him with rare candies to hug you


    It's like giving a dog treats to teach it to sit..He'll eventually start to associate hugs with rare candies!

    (The alternative is electroshock therapy! )
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    Quote Originally Posted by Koda the kobold View Post
    It's like giving a dog treats to teach it to sit..He'll eventually start to associate hugs with rare candies!

    (The alternative is electroshock therapy! )
    But Dog treats aren't addicting. (I think)
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    So Melinda. I can't help but notice that we have a sexy sexy Arcanine there. And well I have needs.
    Sorry Scep. Sunspot can't “play” with anyone because he is a horrible horrible person.

    So hungry!!!!
    Pidgey Wait what?

    Scep had tackled the thing to the ground, and started tearing into the flesh.
    Oh Arceus! Arceus!!! Trainer. Trainer call off your psychotic pokemon!!! Please!!!! I'll give you all my children!!!
    Oh Arceus! It's like ditto time in my mouth. You should really try this!
    You're eating me alive you psychotic freak!
    But your flesh is so tasty and tender. Wait smart compunction. Save some for later.
    That's when Scep picked up the bleeding broken body and started to carry it around.
    I'll use you as bait. And if I get really hungry later. Eat it some more.

    See my bait worked!
    Oh Arceus! Kill me now!
    Are Venonat's even carnivorous.

    Meh. You're not as tasty as this delicious piece of flesh over here.
    Venonat If you're not going to eat me, can I go now.
    Arceus! What did I do to deserve this?
    Oh I'm going to eat you. Why waste food?

    Well I know that's not carnivorous. So I guess it's gathering food for it's mommy.
    Oddish Yup. I'm her favoritest son. I find food for Mommy, and she eats the others alive for daring to take my place in her heart.

    Tell me where Mommy is.
    I'll never tell.
    He's not going to tell.
    Of course he is. Now Oddish Mommy told me to tell you if someone asks where Mommy is. You give them the best answer you can.
    Okay!
    So where is Mommy?
    She should be at the house. Which is 1 mile that way.
    And then Scep eat him whole.

    zzzzz Why yes Mister Skitty I would like to play with you while you feed me your ex Wailord pet.


    My tasty tasty meat will never flee.


    Scep I'm teaching you Strength.
    I have all the strength in the world.
    How am I not dead!?

    Save me! Save me!!!
    Pidgeotto What are you doing to a member of my species?
    Carrying him for bait and later consumption.
    I won't let you.
    You will be my next snack!

    Yum!!!

    Finally. We found your home Mommy Gloom.
    Gloom Do you know where my son is? He really should be home now.
    Oh I ate him. After getting him to tell me where you lived.
    Why.. why would he do that. He was my favorite son. I had finally killed all of his siblings. We were going to decorate his room with their desecrated corpses.

    My eye. My eye you monster!!
    Miss. If your eyes were a meal. I'd give the restaurant five stars. They are so tasty in my belly.


    I just wish I had someone to share my love with.
    You didn't meet Fluff?
    Who?
    My Ditto.
    Arceus I have it all. All the food I could eat. This tasty tasty treat!...
    When will I die!?
    And when we get back to the pokemon center. All the ditto time I can handle.

    I don't eat only half of the meal.

    Oh Arceus a ditto!!!! Ditto time!!!!
    Ditto I like your enthusiasm you two.
    [B]Wait so we're both “playing” with a ditto[./B]

    Ditto time!!!!
    Double ditto time
    I think I'm going to be sick.


    I'm going to go back to the center and have Ditto time all night long.
    What?
    Don't worry not with you,
    Oh thank Arceus.
    I'll be eating you throughout the day and night to keep my strength up.

    Bumbles you're up next.
    Melinda you caught him.
    Him who?
    The bear that killed my grandad,
    Oh huh.
    Now all you have to do is order him to stay still, while I torture him for killing my grandad.
    No.
    But why?
    Because I may need him. In fact I don't want you attacking him at all.
    No!!!! I'm sorry grandad I wanted to avenge you.

    Hey there Oddish. Do you have time to listen to a speech about killing the bear menace once and for all.
    Wasn't Surge infested by a Parasect a few weeks back?
    Lying scum!

    Bumbles was stabbing it again and again with it's needles.
    There's no way the great Surge would have fallen. Apologize.
    Um okay?
    All is forgiven.


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    is all I can say...
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    is all I can say...
    At least Bumbles let the oddish live after it apologized.
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    zzzz Yeah die Paddington. Die!

    Ditto Hey there. Let me have ditto time with your pokemon, and I'll join your team.
    I have to ask you a question first.
    Hey there sexy Beedrill. What is it?
    How do you feel about Bears?
    Oh they are a ton of fun. So you going to be drilling me?
    I'll kill you bear sympathizer.

    And the bear menace is down one sympathizer.


    No bear will be allowed to flee.
    What if I let them?
    Then I will never forgive you. Again.

    Biollante.... Mommy is very sorry for getting angry at you.
    Mommy doesn't have to be sorry. Biollante was a bad son.
    No Biollante wasn't. Mommy was a bad mommy.
    But Mommy's perfect, so Biollante must have been bad.
    Fine. I forgive you Biollante.
    I wuv you Mommy.
    Mommy wuv's you to.

    Gloom. We request that you donate to the anti-bear cause today.
    Gloom I... I can't. I had to give to the bears.
    What?

    I'm sorry. I'm sorry They kidnapped my family, said they would eat them if I didn't keep sending donations.
    Wait. So you're not a bear sympathizer?
    Of course not.
    Okay. I will tell the anti-bear troopers to be on the look out for your family.


    I'll shoot missile after missile at the bears.


    What's the point. My power may increase, but no amount of power will help me kill the bear that killed my grandfather.

    So.... so pretty. I want to settle down with you, and raise a new generation of anti-bear troopers.

    She's pretty even when unconscious.

    I don't need that speed, to out-match bears.



    Here's some candy to make up for me not letting you kill Paddington.
    Oh right. Because a piece of candy totally makes up for not being allowed to kill the bear that killed your grandfather.

    Endo it's your turn.
    I...will...spread...the...shrooms.
    Oh yeah. I have a present.




    I...will...put...this...to...good...use...
    Why would you do that?
    Comedy.

    Arceus...dammit...I...hate...this...flesh...I'll.. .kill...her...slowly...
    I won't let you hurt her.
    Wait Endo is that you?
    Yup! She's too pretty to let him hurt her.
    But if she were ugly, it'd be okay?
    Yup. Now miss you'll love me
    Wigglytuff No.. You'll infest me.
    Aw that's adorable. You think you have a choice.

    No... no have to resist. Can't let the... cute... really... cute... but... need “playing”

    Oh yeah baby!!! Embrace the shrooms.

    And just to make sure you don't resist.

    *sigh* Can't wait.

    Here baby let me help you with those shrooms.
    Joy.

    Now you don't get a choice.

    Ha...ha...ha...Now...she'll...die...anyway...
    Well at least she'll be warm for several hours

    Playing time!!!!
    Wait...I...sense...it...
    Wait what's going on? Why do I... feel so... fa...int?
    The...shrooms...are...superior...again...
    Well at least I don't have to watch you play with her corpse.
    Actually...can...I...?
    Arceus dammit.

    Embrace...your...shroomy...overlords...
    Venonat Wait what?

    You...will...succumb...

    Tell...me...and...your...shrooms...where...your... family...is...so...that...we...may...infest...them
    Oh Arceus, make it stop, make it stop.
    Then...tell...us...
    Okay. I'll lead you to them
    We...win...

    Ditto Hey there Shroomy friend, want to make some little shrooms?
    To...spread...the...shrooms...

    Well no egg that time. Want to try again.
    No...It...would...be...a...waste...of...time...

    Take...the...shrooms...
    Never foul beast.

    If...you...will...not...submit...you...will...die. ..


    Obey...my...claws!!!!!


    Thanks...to...you...we...have...grown...strong...
    You're welcome?

    Even the shrooms need help sometimes from the master of the sky.
    Will...you...accept...shroomy...help...?
    No

    You...will...earn...my...love...
    Oddish Yeah, anything for you. Anything.
    The...only...way...I...will...love...you...is...if ...you...embrace...the...shrooms...and...infest... your...family...
    Yes, anything please!

    I'm going to go right away and infest my husband and children.
    Come...to...me...when...you...are...done...



    Endo we are done for now.
    It...has...been...a...long...fruitful...day...of.. .spreading...spores...

    Dee-darr it is your turn to start training.
    What's the point? I can't attack Illven.
    Actually. I changed my mind as long as you limit your revenge to Illven, and Illven alone. You can take your revenge. Serves him right for abandoning me.
    Oh thank you.
    In fact I even have a new move for you.



    I will put this move to good use.

    Yum! I'm feeling a tad peckish.
    The Venonat was with a smaller Venonat.
    Venonat Now son. Watch how daddy defends himself,
    A two for one deal, I hope I have the room.

    Dee-darr was starting to bite into the Venonat.
    Venonat son Mommy/Daddy. What do I do?
    Mommy/Daddy said for me to tell you. If he's been eaten, to sit and wait, and let his eater eat you too.
    Okay, thank you.

    Oh come on. I'm not resorting to cannibalism, even I'm not that evil or hungry.

    I mean I'm going to beat you up. Just not eat you.

    Ditto Come on Vileplume. Show me you're the strongest Vileplume around.
    Not interested.
    Oh really. Well I guess you are too weak to give me a good toss around.
    ...

    Ditto time
    Now you see I'm the strongest Vileplume around!
    You are aware that it just manipulated you into having ditto time
    Arceus!


    Thank you Melinda, for letting me get my revenge.
    Course I have no idea where Illven is. But if and when we find him, take your revenge if you want.

    Oh come on! Arceus is tempting me into cannibalism.

    If I don't start seeing some food soon. I will have to resort to cannibalism.


    Okay Dee-darr we're done for now.
    But we haven't found...
    If I find dad I'll tell you.

    Haddock it is your turn.
    Wow Melinda is it just me, or have you gotten far more lovely.
    Yeah not going to happen.
    You don't want to find out why girls love Machoke?
    He was reaching to put his arm around me. Don't touch me *sigh* I have moves for you.
    Ways to seduce you?





    Giving me the strength to throw you on the bed? It's sweet but I already had enough.
    Drop it!
    Listen. You are a beautiful girl that is into other girls, do you comprehend how hot that is to guys?
    I'm not into girls! Girls are into me, and if I could stop it, I would!

    She's almost as pretty as you Melinda.
    *sigh* Haddock I order you to drop it.

    I promise to be far more gentle with you. Unless you'd like it this way.
    ...
    I think she is literally shaking with anger. Keep it up Haddock I approve.

    Hey there little oddish. Have you got any wine?
    Really?
    Some of it's plants may have fermented.

    Oh. This wine is nnniiicceee.

    Ditto A... A Machoke. Today's my lucky day.
    It is if you can do humans.
    Of course, got a picture.
    Even better. Her.
    Okay.
    No. Absolutely not. I forbid you from doing that!!
    *sigh* Fine. Can we have some alone time though. I doubt you'd want to watch it.
    Fine, but I order you to not have ditto time if it takes my appearance.
    Okay.

    So let's make this clear. You didn't have it transform into me right?
    Of course not. It's hair was slightly darker.
    That...that was the only difference?
    Yeah.
    *hurk* I'm going to be ill.
    Baby.
    I can't stop imaging me in that ditto's place.
    I wish it was you in it's place.

    I bet her wine will have a better kick.

    Don't worry Melinda I won't let this interfere in our “playing”

    Oh yeah! Much. Much stronger.

    Hey Melinda....
    Absolutely not!


    Okay I've had enough with patience. *sniff* *sob*
    Oh what's wrong Melinda?
    I just *sniff* thought *sniff* you.. you loved *sob* me.
    I do, I do.
    If you if you *sob* loved me. You'd evolve.
    You know how Machoke's evolve now? Happiness. You know what would make him happy.
    Shut up.


    You in to this?
    I'd only let people who love me “play” with me.


    Haddock. We're done here.
    No. No. I'll prove my love to you.
    I doubt it.


    And he was caressing my face
    See I do love you.
    That's sweet. But I'm not into pokemon that way.


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    Well next update is back to the plot.

    On route 18 I can catch Doduo. You may suggest names and personalities for it.

    In addition I can take the Fighting dojo's prize of Hitmonlee or Hitmonchan. You may pick which one, and suggest names and personalities for it.


    In addition if I get any of these new pokemon. Should they go on my team?
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    Doduo: Uno. The loneliest doduo in the world, he has only one personality between two heads.
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    Resubmitting my old idea for the fighters: Jackie and Bruce for Chan and Lee.

    Also: NOOOOO!!!!!! ENDO!!!!!!!
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    I again hate melinda. Good luck haddock...dont become nightmare fuel.
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    Quote Originally Posted by YakYak View Post
    Resubmitting my old idea for the fighters: Jackie and Bruce for Chan and Lee.

    Also: NOOOOO!!!!!! ENDO!!!!!!!
    He has learned attract. We are all screwed.

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    I again hate melinda. Good luck haddock...dont become nightmare fuel.
    Well to be fair to Melinda, Haddock crossed some lines when he made the ditto look like her.
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