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Masa's Massively Masterful Message Medium - Random Banter #146
And we begin again, with a new thread for some of the strangest conversation ever displayed via the medium of electron.
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At the end of #145:
We were wondering what ION meant, discussing college applications and considering the merits of The Expendables.
Let the banter commence!
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2010-08-14, 06:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Masa's Massively Masterful Message Medium - Random Banter #146
Might want to copypaste the first post of the last RB before it gets locked so you can keep the archive going and all that.
BANG → !
OH LOOK AT HER/.../YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN/YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN/YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN MEAN/RICHARDS
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2010-08-14, 06:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Masa's Massively Masterful Message Medium - Random Banter #146
And dont forget to ad the last topic to the list as well.
Your Personal Undead
Other Avatars:
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by dr. bathand, Kpenguin and Fay Graydon
You don't have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body.
-C. S. Lewis
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Re: Masa's Massively Masterful Message Medium - Random Banter #146
We all say that eventually. And get shot down.
Except for me, obviously, because momma didn't raise no fool and I realize the Playground cannot be beaten. And thus do not try.
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Re: Masa's Massively Masterful Message Medium - Random Banter #146
Well I tried to claim it once. And then Vote flew in and claimed hundred.
One cannot defeat The MegaMod.
Since then I've just crawled in a little hidey hole and took 101, waiting for 151 to come....
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Re: Masa's Massively Masterful Message Medium - Random Banter #146
Aha, one more has found out my secret.
A many before you exlaimed their wit at finding that out.
DeeDee is but one of my many forms of cheery annoyingness.
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2010-08-14, 08:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Masa's Massively Masterful Message Medium - Random Banter #146
I don't believe it! Another one! What are you guys talking about?
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2010-08-14, 08:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Masa's Massively Masterful Message Medium - Random Banter #146
BANG → !
OH LOOK AT HER/.../YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN/YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN/YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN MEAN/RICHARDS
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Re: Masa's Massively Masterful Message Medium - Random Banter #146
Man, I missed a load of stuff I could've commented on and now the old thread's locked so I can't quote them. Damn this party cutting into my internet time with its enioyable social interactions!
So instead of a quotestorm, iust one little bit I copy/pasted:
Originally Posted by CurlyKitGirl
ION: Oh yeah, I've been at a party this evening, if you didn't catch that."'But there's still such a lot to be done...'
YES. THERE ALWAYS IS."
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Re: Masa's Massively Masterful Message Medium - Random Banter #146
You know, I don't think I've been on the first page before.
It's all the Brits in here, with their different schedule.
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Want to meet some of the most awesome people on the internet? Come to the Baltimore/DC Area RenFest Meetup 2012!
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Re: Masa's Massively Masterful Message Medium - Random Banter #146
Last edited by Starfols; 2010-08-14 at 10:20 PM.
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Re: Masa's Massively Masterful Message Medium - Random Banter #146
You keep using that word...
CAN'T RESIST
I... I don't think...
RESIST DARN IT RESIST
It means...
WILLPOWER
What you think it means.
ALSO: I am blaming They Might Be Giants again for keeping me up much longer than I intended to. If I ever meet them I might have to have a harsh word with them. Maybe. After I explode with excitement.Last edited by Dogmantra; 2010-08-14 at 10:38 PM.
BANG → !
OH LOOK AT HER/.../YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN/YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN/YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN MEAN/RICHARDS
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Oooooh, a new Random Banter.
*dances with glee*Never eat French fish. They're poisson.
Avatar by Elder Tsofu. May he forever be as awesome as he is when I typed this.
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2010-08-14, 11:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Masa's Massively Masterful Message Medium - Random Banter #146
Either excitement, or maybe C4. The suspense is killing me! It isn't killing you, though, that'd be the C4. Man, the world sure is exciting once I start lacing everyone's food with explosives! You never know what might happen! (Except exploding, that will probably happen.)
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Re: Masa's Massively Masterful Message Medium - Random Banter #146
I made up a somewhat comprehensive bedtime story as I was telling it, nonstop, while sleep deprived. I feel as though I've actually done something impressive.
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Re: Masa's Massively Masterful Message Medium - Random Banter #146
Sleep deprivation does some impressive things. I've written bio lab reports on far less sleep than I should've had, and had them turn out quite insightful.
Of course, I only noticed in the morning after.This avatar by Phase.
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Re: Masa's Massively Masterful Message Medium - Random Banter #146
Any time spent with a cat on your lap has not been entirely wasted.
"My Hobby: Replacing your soap with gravy" by rtg0922, Doll and Clint "Rawhide" Eastwood by Sneak