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Thread: Famous last words
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2017-09-14, 06:37 AM (ISO 8601)
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Famous last words
Hello friends,
i dont know if there is a similar thread (search found nothing) about your parties or your own last words.
A few examples
Thank god the dragon is sleeping.(it wasn't)
Its just 1 goblin.(TPK)
oopsie( cheating in a game of cards with 1 barbarian npc)
I'll scout ahead (still waiting)
Personal and most used: I GOT THIS
So whats yours?A man speaks true words only in false sentences.
Reingar
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2017-09-14, 07:01 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2014
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- Tulips Cheese & Rock&Roll
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Re: Famous last words
Hold my beer, watch this.
I'm sure of it, no traps, I rolled an 18.
Wanna bet?
Can't touch this.
Man, I love being a...
Leroy Jenkiiiiiiiiins!
Over my dead body!
And yes, I do seem to remember there having been a thread like this at some point, I think in Roleplaying General.Last edited by Lvl 2 Expert; 2017-09-14 at 07:01 AM.
The Hindsight Awards, results: See the best movies of 1999!
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2017-09-14, 07:08 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2017
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2017-09-14, 07:11 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2014
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- Tulips Cheese & Rock&Roll
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Re: Famous last words
Not unless someone insists on digging an older one up and continuing there.
I wouldn't be surprised if there had been multiple of these over the years, and I sure don't feel like reading through them to find out what I can't suggest anymore.The Hindsight Awards, results: See the best movies of 1999!
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2017-09-14, 08:43 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2012
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- Mayberry, NC
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Re: Famous last words
"We both know you're not going to shoot me."
"Pfft, why would I need a doctor?"
"Wonder what it tastes like..."
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2017-09-14, 08:52 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
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Re: Famous last words
"This wall isn't load bearing."
Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien, 1955
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2017-09-14, 09:22 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2014
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- Tulips Cheese & Rock&Roll
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Re: Famous last words
When they were remodeling the station I worked at they had tagged all the big pillars with the local equivalent of "stay", to note that they shouldn't be demolished. I was kind of happy about it, but also a little worried that they needed to. What if the demolitions crew approached from the other side for a change?
The Hindsight Awards, results: See the best movies of 1999!
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2017-09-22, 07:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2015
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- An igloo near you
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Re: Famous last words
We won't die, the DM won't let us.
Nothing bad will happen until we get to the actual dungeon.
It's just an old man!
Oh yeah? Well, I'm a Fire Elemental!
It's fine, I've got this.
Oh, ****!
Where's the cleric?
The cleric is unconscious!
What do you mean, I'm out of spell slots?
I can bluff my way out of this.
I roll a perception check.
I roll a stealth check.
Okay, one shot . . . I can do this . . .
I pick his pocket.
I step into the water.
I step through the door.
I open my eyes.
I jump into the dragon's mouth with every fire spell I have overcharged and blazing.
Aaaaahhh oh god oh god I'm so sorry! that fireball was NOT AIMED AT YOU!!! . . . I said I didn't mean to!
No particular order, these are just all things that have been said immediately before someone's character dies. The last one counts as two in one: the wizard crisped the fighter. The rogue shot the wizard in the back.
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2017-09-23, 03:23 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
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Re: Famous last words
Last words of some dude who had been bitten by a rattlesnake:
"I know how to treat this. Connect the car battery to my lips."Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien, 1955
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2017-10-23, 01:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2017
Re: Famous last words
"Nothing is gonna happen if we take stuff from this pyramid"
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2017-10-25, 08:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2010
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"Let's kill 'em for XP!"
(Said when outnumbered approximately 20-to-1, with at least two of the enemies being full-blown vampires).
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2017-10-25, 08:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2017
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- Illinois, USA
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Re: Famous last words
Don't worry, they couldn't hit an elephant at this dist--- *thunk*
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2017-10-25, 09:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2008
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- Bottom of a well
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2017-10-26, 04:25 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
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"It's the red cable."
Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien, 1955
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2017-10-26, 06:03 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2006
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- England
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Re: Famous last words
" Don't worry I'll just suck the poison out of the wound "
All Comicshorse's posts come with the advisor : This is just my opinion any difficulties arising from implementing my ideas are your own problem
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2017-10-26, 06:52 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2010
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- UK
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"I wonder what this button does?"
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2017-10-26, 03:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2007
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"Hahahahahahahahahaha!" - Chrysippus, a Greek philosopher who died of laughter when a donkey at his figs
No really, look it up.Avatar by Serpentine.
"Love takes up where knowledge leaves off."
- St. Thomas Aquinas
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2017-10-27, 01:46 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2011
Re: Famous last words
Not mine, but one I read.
After killing the priest of a death for.
"Here's your sacrifice Death God!"
Always the best one.
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2017-10-27, 03:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2015
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- An igloo near you
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Re: Famous last words
I draw my sword, cast Thundering Smite, and charge the dragon.
Also, this campaign looked likely to be fun. I'm sorry.
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2017-10-28, 12:01 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2015
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- San Francisco Bay area
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Re: Famous last words
"It's just a scratch".
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2017-10-28, 12:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2016
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- Here
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I hit it with my sword
I attack it
Just spend your money on weapons and armor
I hit the muscular bartender who has the steel mace with my empty bottle (I actually had a player do this on me)"Sons of Gondor! Of Rohan! My brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me! A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship. But it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the age of Men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand! Men of the West!" -Aragorn, Lord of the Rings
I'm 8BitNinja's Brother
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2017-10-28, 07:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2010
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- a nice pond
Re: Famous last words
My witch: "Hey, wanna do something stupid?"
The paladin: "Yes!"
(The "stupid" idea was dimension dooring the paladin above/onto a flying dragon so he could smite it. The paladin did wind up dying, not from the dragon or from the fall afterwards but because the fall separated him from the party and he found a group of marauding giants. My witch did not die.)
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2017-10-29, 06:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2015
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"I pull out my sword."
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2017-10-29, 07:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
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"To drive manual can't be that hard."
Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien, 1955
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2017-10-29, 08:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2015
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- An igloo near you
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2017-10-31, 10:07 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2017
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- Slightly Less Frozen Hell
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Wait, whered they go? They were just here a minute ago...
Last edited by In4Dimensions; 2017-10-31 at 10:07 AM.
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2017-10-31, 10:59 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Famous last words
"Hi! I'm Clippit, your Office assistant!"
Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien, 1955
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2017-10-31, 11:18 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
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Re: Famous last words
"Its just a bunch of mammoths"
followed two rounds later by
"Mother****** mammoths, choppin' me down"#GoreMutualarejerks
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2017-10-31, 12:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
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"Here, make a video while I boo the cow."
Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien, 1955
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2017-11-04, 07:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2015
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- An igloo near you
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Re: Famous last words
"Okay! Who has the best sense of smell?"