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    That Round Robin looks potentially disturbing in a life-altering manner--I mean exciting. Can't wait to see where it goes! But anyway:

    Here's a VxHaley, unintentional VxElan, and possible budding Haley's Latent BisexualityxThe Part of Haley's Brain That is Sick of all This Emo Crap and Wants to Get Back to Comedy story that was boucning around in my head. Takes place during the trip to the Oracle (so Haley can't talk) at Some Random Inn. Probably a cheap inn with very small rooms, since I realized after I was done that apparently they aren't going with their usual roommate arrangement and everyone's getting their own room instead.

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    “For the record,” said Haley’s Self-Loathing, “I’d just like to declare that you’ve officially sunk to a new low.” Haley did her best to ignore Self-Loathing and focus on what she was doing as the monologue continued: “I mean, seriously? Is this the way it’s going to be from now on? You’re just going to forget all about Elan and ever getting your voice back and just write Vaarsuvius a dirty little note every time you feel a little lonely?”

    “Could you shut up for like one minute?” Haley’s Latent(?) Bisexuality asked as Haley playfully flicked the tip of one of V’s ears while they continued to kiss, “Or at least until the robe comes off? I don’t want to miss a second of this!”

    “You shut up,” Self-Loathing replied, “Curiosity doesn’t make it right, you know. Furthermore, I hope you realize that he’s only committing adultery with you because he pities you that much because you’re that pathetic!”

    “Feh,” said Haley’s Distrust, “Adultery. I don’t know about the rest of you guys, but ever since he told us about his mate, I figured the slut was going to hurt him one of these days. This is for the best.”

    “Your hypothesis has absolutely no basis,” Haley’s Intellect pointed out quietly.

    “You know what?” Mistrust shot back, “Let me tell you a little something about my ‘hypo—Did anyone else hear that?”

    “Of course not,” Self-Loathing drawled, gesturing at Haley and Vaarsuvius, “Of course we choose the worst possible moment to get distracted and stop paying attention to our surroundings. Why, what’d you hear?”

    “Sounds like someone’s com--”

    “Hey guys!” Elan’s voice proclaimed cheerfully as the door was flung open, “What—uh…” He frowned, a flicker of something that might have been jealousy passing behind his eyes. “But you… I thought…”

    “Hwni!” Haley cried while Vaarsuvius froze, horrified.

    “Maybe he’ll be up for a threesome!” said Haley’s Optimism. The other phantom-Haleys stared at her. “What?” the child-like personification said, oblivious to how odd the sexual suggestion had sounded coming from her, “It could happen!”

    “That was awesome,” said The Part of Haley’s Brain That is Sick of All This Emo Crap and Wants to Get Back to Comedy.

    “It’s not what it looks like?” Vaarsuvius said with a weak smile.

    “Oh,” said Elan with a relieved smile, “Okay!”

    “Okay?” Vaarsuvius repeated, blinking.

    “Tgnk?!”

    “Of course,” said Elan, “This is the classic comedic scenario of one character walking in on one or more other characters who look like they’re doing something they ‘shouldn’t’ but were really doing something else. Hilarity Ensues as they try to explain what was actually happening and only manage to incriminate themselves further, something you guys would pull off quite easily with Haley not being able to talk and V’s low charisma. I know how much you and Roy hate unnecessary comic relief, V, so I guess I’ll leave this one alone…” He looked a little disappointed about giving up the opportunity.

    “Um, yes,” said Vaarsuvius awkwardly, “Thank you.”

    “See ya later, then!” said Elan brightly, exiting the room.

    “Make sure he’s actually gone before starting up again,” said Mistrust.

    “Starting up again?” repeated Self-Loathing, “After a rather obvious sign that this is wrong?”

    “I’m sure V’s still up for it!” said Optimism happily while everyone else avoided eye-contact with her.

    “I’m with her,” said Debatably-Latent Bisexuality.

    “Would it not be wise to utilize this lull to take further precautions against discovery?” said Intellect.

    “Znnsvbzjbv?” said Haley aloud, trying to ignore the discussion.

    “I am sorry, Miss Starshine,” said Vaarsuvius, “That intrusion was most unfortunate and easily preventable.” He rose to lock the door but paused with his hand resting on the knob. “Unless you do not wish to continue?” He kept his back to her while waiting for a reply.

    “How come he’s not looking at us?” said Mistrust, “I don’t like it…”

    “Way to go,” said Self-Loathing, “As if it weren’t enough to cut Elan out of the picture, at this rate you’re going to turn your best friend against you too; look how hurt and ashamed he looks!”

    “She didn’t even say—uh, that is indicate--anything yet,” Optimism pointed out, “And he’s probably just a little embarrassed.”

    “J'd vtssk, Z, jo'v abvo...” Even if she’d been able to speak properly, Haley still wouldn’t know what to say.

    “I understand,” said Vaarsuvius, “Perhaps we should have taken more time to consider this before an unlikely coincidence forced us to reconsider. I’ll go.”

    He understands?” said Self-Loathing once the elf was gone, “That’s kind of funny considering you still don’t get it.”

    “Yeah, yeah,” said Latent Bisexuality petulantly, “Here you go again with Elan’s the answer to everything and we all suck. Could you spare us the lecture just this once?”

    “At least now we know we can always trust Vaarsuvius to think about what’s best for us!” Optimism said.

    “I dunno,” Mistrust said, “You never know when he might--”

    “Will you all just give it a rest?” Haley mumbled numbly, curling up on the bed, alone, “I need to get some sleep anyway…”

    ---

    The next morning, Haley wasn’t at breakfast.

    “I hope she’s not sick or something,” said Elan anxiously.

    “Probably just sleeping in,” said Roy, “I say, let her; a few extra hours of sleep can do anyone a world of good, and we’re close enough to Sunken Valley now that waiting a while before we head out won’t make much of a difference.”

    “Cool,” said Elan, “That means we can just chill.”

    “Actually,” said Durkon, “I ‘aven’t prepared me spells fer today yet, so I best be gettin’ started.” With that, he left.

    “And I’m running low on potions,” said Roy, standing up, “So I need to go shopping.”

    “I guess I’m coming too,” Belkar grumbled, “Wouldn’t put it past you to wander a mile away just for kicks…”

    No, thought Vaarsuvius as he realized what the situation was turning into, This cannot be happening…

    But it was. Within seconds, Vaarsuvius and Elan were the only ones left at the breakfast table, trapped in a prison of unbearably awkward silence.

    Is he now finally going to ask what I was doing with Miss Starshine? Vaarsuvius wondered. The fact that he still hadn’t bothered the elf a great deal; it was if that idiot bard had literally forgotten all about the incident but that just couldn’t be the case…

    “You know what I’ve always wondered?” Elan asked, staring into the middle distance dreamily.

    This line of conversation must somehow lead to the question, Vaarsuvius thought, overcome with dread, while out loud he warily asked, “What?”

    “How come I can’t remember anything about Nale. From when we were little, I mean,” said Elan, “I understand why I don’t have any clear memories, I was too young, but a lot of stories of this type will leave the brothers with something really vague in the back of their heads somewhere…”

    Completely nonplussed by this unexpected train of thought, Vaarsuvius ended up saying, “Since you were so young when you were separated, any memory you could possibly have of that time would be buried far too deep for you to access.”

    “Yeah, I guess,” said Elan with a sigh. He suddenly perked up, “But you think that I might still remember something, deep down?”

    “It is possible,” Vaarsuvius hazarded.

    “Cool!” said Elan, “Maybe there’s some kind of magical hypnosis out there that could bring it up that I could try some time.”

    “Also possible…” said Vaarsuvius, suddenly sounding rather evasive.

    “Hey V,” said Elan, with what was probably supposed to be a sly look on his face.

    “Yes?” said the elf weakly.

    “I’ll bet you’d know about some sort of special mind-melding magic that would let me look at all my old memories.”

    “I’d also know that there is no good reason to spend time and resources on such an endeavor,” said Vaarsuvius.

    “Aw, c’mon!” cried Elan, “For all you know I could be repressing something important!”

    “I find this very doubtful,” said Vaarsuvius.

    “Please?” said Elan, “Please, please, please?” He pulled out his lute. “Help, help, help, help the good twin recover possibly essential information about the evil twin!”

    “Oh for the love of—Fine!” Vaarsuvius cried, “Fine. We can try to explore your unconscious memory through the Elfin Mind Link.”

    “Yay!” exclaimed Elan, “Let’s do it!”

    Sighing and standing up, Vaarsuvius said, “Come with me to my room; it’s best done privately.”

    ---

    “Now first you will have to calm yourself and clear your mind as much as possible.”

    “That’s easy!”

    “Indeed.”

    “Now what, V?”

    “You’re already done clear—yes, of course you are. Now, both people must rest their fingertips on the other’s ears.”

    “Like this?”

    “Ah! Get off, get off! … No. Lobes, not points.”

    “Oh. Sorry.”

    “Right, now--”

    “Hey V?”

    “What?”

    “Are you ticklish?”

    What?

    “Your ear-points. Are they ticklish?”

    “… No.”

    “You’re blushing. I think that means you’re lying…”

    “Please try to focus on the task at—ah! Stop that!”

    “Ha! I knew it!”

    “Fine. Whatever now—hey! Quit that! Please!”

    “You’re ticklish, you’re ticklish!”

    “Stop! I implore you!”

    ---

    “Wonder where everyone’s gone?” said Haley to…the rest of herself upon seeing the empty breakfast table.

    “Maybe they left with out you,” said Self-Loathing.

    “Don’t see why not,” said Mistrust.

    “Maybe they're planning a surprise birthday party!” said Optimism.

    “Let us check Vaarsuvius’ room,” Intellect suggested.

    With a shrug, Haley headed back upstairs and down the hall to the elf’s room.

    “I hear something,” said Mistrust.

    “Red alert,” said Self-Loathing.

    “I doubt the door is locked,” said Intellect.

    “Maybe that’s where the party is,” said Optimism stubbornly.

    “Oh, I hope so,” said Latent Bisexuality.

    Stealthily, Haley opened the door a crack and peeked in. Her jaw dropped in shock.

    “Gods, quit pinching like that…”

    “Hwni?! Znnsvbzjbv?! J fti'o qhwhjzh jo!”

    “Miss Starshine!”

    “Hi, Haley!”

    “This is not what it looks like!” Vaarsuvius insisted.

    “Now see?” said Part of Haley’s Brain… Comedy, “I’m the only one here who can appreciate the beauty of the irony of the situation.”

    “Oh, we got the joke, butch,” Self-Loathing growled. “They are going down! And I hope you’re happy with this, because this is all your fault!” This last was directed at Haley.

    “Maybe it really isn’t what it looks like,” said Optimism, but her heart didn’t seem to be in it.

    “I know I’ve been quiet for a while,” said Haley’s Self-Reliance, “But, now I’m saying let’s get out of here. Who needs these punks?”

    I do… thought Haley, as she silently walked away anyway.

    ---

    “But we didn’t even look like we were doing anything bad…” said Elan sadly after a moment of stunned silence.

    “You’re an idiot,” Vaarsuvius muttered.

    ---

    I don’t think your hair makes you look butch,” Latent Bisexuality told Part of Haley’s Brain…Comedy shyly.

    “Really?”

    “Really. I think you really know how to pull it off.”

    “Thanks. So… Next time we get a chance to spend some time together off-panel, wanna…”

    “I’d love to!”



    Right now I'm waffling on whether or not to write some sort of epilogue where Haley learns that it really wasn't exactly what it looked like.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CheeseMuncher View Post
    10 should be "This Is Just Starting To Get Ridiculous."
    Yes. No argument, this.
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    Shiny, this is just screaming "Threesome!"

    Why disappoint?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Closak View Post
    Did you know that a dragons tail is similiar to an elfs ear?

    Seriously, a dragons tail is...Oh ah...

    The ABD is nibbling my tail...again.
    Get a room. Or cave as the case may be. Somewere else.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Odor View Post
    Get a room. Or cave as the case may be. Somewere else.
    *nods vigorously*

    EDIT: And The Odor, here's your chapter, edited for grammar and spelling.

    Vaarsuvius was gasping for air when a door opened and... Vaarsuvius looked out. But not at her self, but the spliced her.

    "What's going on." the spliced Vaarsuvius said with a tired voice.

    "Another one. Wait you're that bitch I almost killed. Are you the same or do you only have one of those faces?" Xykon screamed.

    "Well we are twins but that one I don't know about." The male elf said.

    "Any ways. Fire ball." the female elf roared and pointed a finger to the... goth elf. Next they all stared at her finger that had absolutly not launched a fire ball.

    "Sis we don't have our spellbooks. Nor any components." the male one said.
    "I don't think we got enough sleep last night to continue with things that are bad for us..."

    Now Xykon realised that he didn't have any spells. The goth elf smiled.
    "Five, four, three, two, one. Why can't I wake up? Is it real?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by CoffeeIncluded View Post
    Shiny, this is just screaming "Threesome!"

    Why disappoint?
    Hm... Perhaps a different sort of epilogue shall be in the works then... It would be nice for Haley's Optimism to get proven right more often...

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    ShinyDelusion, you actually made me want to punch Elan for being an idiot. This is a wonderful feeling. Thank you.

    I loved your story.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShinyDelusion View Post
    Hm... Perhaps a different sort of epilogue shall be in the works then... It would be nice for Haley's Optimism to get proven right more often...
    Yay! And I loved your story too.

    Oh, and a new update of my comic is up!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CheeseMuncher View Post
    *nods vigorously*

    EDIT: And The Odor, here's your chapter, edited for grammar and spelling.

    Vaarsuvius was gasping for air when a door opened and... Vaarsuvius looked out. But not at her self, but the spliced her.

    "What's going on." the spliced Vaarsuvius said with a tierd voice.

    "Another one. Wait you're that bitch I almost killed. Are you the same or do you only have one of those faces?" Xykon screamed.

    "Well we are twins but that one I don't know about." The male elf said.

    "Any ways. Fire ball." the female elf roared and pointed a finger to the... goth elf. Next they all stared at her finger that had absolutly not launched a fire ball.

    "Sis we don't have our spellbooks. Nor any components." the male one said.
    "I don't think we got enough sleep last night to continue with things that are bad for us..."

    Now Xykon realised that he didn't have any spells. The goth elf smiled.
    "Five, four, three, two, one. Why can't I wake up? Is it real?"
    Thank you so much. I don't have the time myself. Iam dressing three tree's. Three.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Odor View Post
    Thank you so much. I don't have the time myself. Iam dressing three tree's. Three.
    Um, why?

    Is it just the need by Swedes to outdo us little Finns?

    Still, just so you know, I don't have even a single "julgran"...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monzach View Post
    Um, why?

    Is it just the need by Swedes to outdo us little Finns?

    Still, just so you know, I don't have even a single "julgran"...
    No. Sister that love this holiday.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Odor View Post
    No. Sister that love this holyday.
    Well, that's always a bad situation, when a relative loves a holiday more than you do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monzach View Post
    Well, that's always a bad situation, when a relative loves a holiday more than you do.
    Thanks for the moral support. And spell check.
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    Oh God I just got the physics test grade back.

    http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0599.html

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    I get it that you've got a bad grade?

    The Odor: didn't exactly understand who the goth elf was though. Is it spliced V?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Discord View Post
    I get it that you've got a bad grade?

    The Odor: didn't exactly understand who the goth elf was though. Is it spliced V?
    No. I said I would ship us right. Who got spliced V as an avvy. Sorry Coffee. "Hug's Coffee"
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    I'm rocking back and forth on my bed sobbing nonstop.

    I spent all weekend studying.

    Tutor sessions, 1-on-1 sessions with the teacher, everything.

    I'm gonna have to drop the class.

    I'm gonna have to drop the AP class and end up in the REGULAR CLASS WHERE THE IDIOTS GO.

    It's over.

    It's over. There's no way I can get into a college like UPenn or Cornell now.

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    I'm really sorry Coffee. *hugs*

    Quote Originally Posted by The Odor View Post
    No. I said I would ship us right. Who got spliced V as an avvy.
    I should have known the first person to be shipped with V would be Zanaril.

    I just hope I didn't start something that shouldn't have happened when I brought up shipping real people...
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    Quote Originally Posted by CoffeeIncluded View Post
    Oh God I just got the physics test grade back.

    http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0599.html
    *Virtual huggle across the Atlantic*

    Also, rest assured that unless you want to be a new Mme Curie (and trust me, you don't want to die from radium poisoning ) you probably will get by knowing very little of physics beyond Newton's Laws and maybe a couple of the more simple formulae.

    This won't feel like much right now, but I was in a similar situation like you and this kind of thinking worked for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monzach View Post
    Also, rest assured that unless you want to be a new Mme Curie (and trust me, you don't want to die from radium poisoning ) you probably will get by knowing very little of physics beyond Newton's Laws and maybe a couple of the more simple formulae.
    Not if you want to get in great schools.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CoffeeIncluded View Post
    I'm rocking back and forth on my bed sobbing nonstop.

    I spent all weekend studying.

    Tutor sessions, 1-on-1 sessions with the teacher, everything.

    I'm gonna have to drop the class.

    I'm gonna have to drop the AP class and end up in the REGULAR CLASS WHERE THE IDIOTS GO.

    It's over.

    It's over. There's no way I can get into a college like UPenn or Cornell now.
    What can happen? Worst case: You gotta live on your amasing writing talent.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Discord View Post
    Not if you want to get in great schools.
    Ah...

    That's what happens when you 1) study Liberal Arts and 2) go to the 105th ranked university in the world.
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    There's no way I can get into the best colleges in the country now. There's no way I can do it when I went in over my head because of MY STUPID STUBBORN ARROGANCE AND PRIDE AND I SHOULD HAVE TAKEN AP BIO WHICH IS MY STRONG POINT AND NOT PHYSICS AND ITS TOO LATE NOW AND EVERYONE WHO IS APPLYING TO THE TOP COLLEGES WITH ME IS IN AP PHYSICS EXCEPT THAT UNLIKE ME THEY'RE SMART AND THEY'RE STAYING IN THE CLASS AND THEY'RE GETTING As.

    It's over. There's no way I can reach my potential now. I can be so much more and I'm not I'M NOT ALL I CAN BE AND IT'S ALL MY FAULT.

    JUST MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT ALL STOP.

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    What can happen? Worst case: You gotta live on your amasing writing talent.
    I DON'T WANT TO BE A WRITER I WANT TO BE A VETERINARIAN. I'm going for A BIO MAJOR IN A SCIENCE-ORIENTED COLLEGE HOW CAN I GET IN IF I DROP AP PHYSICS?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by CoffeeIncluded View Post
    There's no way I can get into the best colleges in the country now. There's no way I can do it when I went in over my head because of MY STUPID STUBBORN ARROGANCE AND PRIDE AND I SHOULD HAVE TAKEN AP BIO WHICH IS MY STRONG POINT AND NOT PHYSICS AND ITS TOO LATE NOW AND EVERYONE WHO IS APPLYING TO THE TOP COLLEGES WITH ME IS IN AP PHYSICS EXCEPT THAT UNLIKE ME THEY'RE SMART AND THEY'RE STAYING IN THE CLASS AND THEY'RE GETTING As.

    It's over. There's no way I can reach my potential now. I can be so much more and I'm not I'M NOT ALL I CAN BE AND IT'S ALL MY FAULT.

    JUST MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT ALL STOP.
    It's never to late. I don't know a thing about american school system but I do know that. There's gotta be some way.
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    It's never to late. I don't know a thing about american school system but I do know that. There's gotta be some way.
    No, I can't.

    There's no way I can get into a top SCIENCE college if I drop a SCIENCE class because I was too ARROGANT to see otherwise!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CoffeeIncluded View Post
    No, I can't.

    There's no way I can get into a top SCIENCE college if I drop a SCIENCE class because I was too ARROGANT to see otherwise!
    Don't be mad now. Can't you read that class next year. You don't get a second chance?
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    Okay, CoffeeIncluded, take a long, deep breath, and bear with my coffeetable Doctor Phil-ing.

    Now, I take it that your biggest worry is your GPA, right? Now, if I've got everything right, you're not in your senior high-school year yet. This means that things are definetily salvagable. Now, I don't know what the damage is. I'm assuming that you didn't complete F-ail it, so you've probably received a C or D in this exam. Okay, it might seem like a big problem right now, but you can work it back up. Please don't cry about this and work yourself up to a frenzy. You can always compensate in academic stuff. If your AP teacher talks about dropping the subject based on ONE exam, try to reason with them. This is not the end of the world, trust me.

    If you want to talk to someone about this, please don't hesitate to PM me.

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    Don't be mad now. Can't you read that class next year. You don't get a second chance?
    No, next year I'm taking bio WHICH I SHOULD HAVE TAKEN THIS YEAR LIKE MY PARENTS SAID BECAUSE I CAN ACTUALLY GET AN A IN BIOLOGY AND NOW I CAN'T TAKE THE AP EXAM AND I SHOULD HAVE TAKEN BIOLOGY AND IT'S OVER AND IT'S ALL MY FAULT IT'S ALL MY STUPID PRIDE.

    I'm finished. There's nothing I can do. If I say in this class I'm gonna end up with a B minus OR A C ON MY TRANSCRIPT and if I go into the regular class THEN I DROPPED THE AP CLASS.

    I'm finished. No way I can reach my full potential now. It's over. I'm losing my mind from this. My parents are losing their minds. Maybe I should just die or something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CoffeeIncluded View Post
    No, next year I'm taking bio WHICH I SHOULD HAVE TAKEN THIS YEAR LIKE MY PARENTS SAID BECAUSE I CAN ACTUALLY GET AN A IN BIOLOGY AND NOW I CAN'T TAKE THE AP EXAM AND I SHOULD HAVE TAKEN BIOLOGY AND IT'S OVER AND IT'S ALL MY FAULT IT'S ALL MY STUPID PRIDE.

    I'm finished. There's nothing I can do. If I say in this class I'm gonna end up with a B minus OR A C ON MY TRANSCRIPT and if I go into the regular class THEN I DROPPED THE AP CLASS.

    I'm finished. No way I can reach my full potential now. It's over. I'm losing my mind from this. My parents are losing their minds. Maybe I should just die or something.
    Never talk like that. I was deeply deppresed for two years. I was really suicidal. That's not a way you want to walk. Ever. I gotta go. Can somebody keep cheering up Coffee.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Odor View Post
    Never talk like that. I was deeply deppresed for two years. I was really suicidal. That's not a way you want to walk. Ever.
    I was in a similar situation for four years. Basically because I felt that I was a failure due to my supposed academic underachievement.

    It's a living hell, and something I wouldn't recommend to my worst enemy. Let alone someone as obviously intelligent and sensitive as you, CI.

    Trust me, things will pick up. I hope you can promise me that you will not do anything rash, either academic or, um...physical, ok?

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