Dragonrider's Random Banter in Conjunction with the Weighted Cube #92

[Dragonrider]

The Rules. You! Read these!

In order to try and keep these threads from becoming unmanageable, some rules have been created, and they accent the forum rules. Please read those first.

1. Spam. For the purposes of RB one word posts should be spam everywhere. Likewise, posts that are nothing but *actions like this* should also be considered spam. Quality of content trumps speed of response.
2. Ditch the "competition for control of the universe". It has ceased to be funny, and often branches out into little mock battles that fall into the spam definition laid out above. We've got a PbP section for fights, and even the Town has an arena, I believe.
3. If it's already a thread, don't bring it to RB. RB has such a huge range of subject matter even restricted to the little snippets that probably don't warrant their own thread, it doesn't need legitimate thread topics cluttering it up as well.
4. Stop advertising other threads in RB. Just because these new threads move at speeds more appropriate to a message board than an IM session doesn't mean you need to come over to RB and brow beat people into posting in your latest brainchild.
5. Please stop with single line posts alerting us to your current status -- as in "I'm back." This is Random Banter, not "How to stalk Random GitP forum members."
6. Do not poke, kick or bump the thread. It will move at whatever pace it wants to. Also, please refrain from Captain Obvious comments akin to "My, the thread is fast today."
7. Random Banter can only be as good, or as entertaining, as you make it. Demands to be entertained will fall on deaf ears unless you can add something more meaningful to the conversation.
8. No asking "What's the topic" or the ilk. This is *not* a conversation where you could've missed the begining, it's a forum where the current topic is nicely recorded for you. So read up a bit first.
9. Thread Creator must include the words "Random" and "Banter" as well as the thread #. Try to be concise as well.
10. Every post should contain two visible, legible complete sentences, Subject and Predicate. C'mon, make your old English teachers proud.
11. Remember, Random Banter is not your IM client. If you want to have a back and forth discussion with just one person, look in their contact information for IM details

Anyone found breaking the rules will be sent to stand in the corner and receive a very stern talking to!

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And now, without further ado, commence bantering!

[Volug]

Aww... My title was rejected

It watches us...

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((And it's weighted COMPANION cube ))

[Exeson]

*sniffs* hmmmmmm, new thread smell, sooo good.

So everyone excited about Christmas?

[Reinboom]

Now I want cake...

aside, *boogie*

ehrm...

My current monitor is balancing on my computer tower. This is interesting.

*sniffs* hmmmmmm, new thread smell, sooo good.

So everyone excited about Christmas?

yes and no. I just discovered a package sent to me was bound up in the post office... and is now going to someplace I don't live anymore...

[Dragonrider]

*sniffs* hmmmmmm, new thread smell, sooo good.

So everyone excited about Christmas?

Pretty excited! We've been cooking all day in preparation for tomorrow...our Christmas dinner is basically a second Thanksgiving...

[Eldpollard]

I do love the smell of a new thread. I'm slightly looking forward to Christmas. But I don't feel Christmasy really.

[Ceska]

*sniffs* hmmmmmm, new thread smell, sooo good.

So everyone excited about Christmas?

Yeah, especially about listening to Crest of a Knave. I'm pretty sure that's going to replace In Flames' Clayman as car music afterwards.

[Em Blackleaf]

I'm excited! I might even got to bed * GASP! * EARLY!
Out of both excitement and the fact that I'm not feeling well.
Also, Santa won't come by if I'm awake.

[Almighty Salmon]

I'm excited! I might even got to bed * GASP! * EARLY!
Out of both excitement and the fact that I'm not feeling well.
Also, Santa won't come by if I'm awake.

Not feeling well, on Christmas? That's a downer.

*Tackle hugs Em*

[Exeson]

I just put the stuff in my Mother's stocking, and now I'm so excited I can sleep.

[PhallicWarrior]

Huzzah! my first post on the first page of a random banter thread! It feels good. By the way, it stinks that you're sick on Christmas Eve, Em. I've been in that position.

[Dragonrider]

Yeah, sick at Christmas is no fun. hope you feel better soon!

*sends pumpkin pie to Em*

*in case Em doesn't like punkin pie, sends other goodies too*

[CurlyKitGirl]

*new thread waltz*

Sadly, I've never played Portal, so I don't get this 'companion cube' thingamajig.
But as it's only twelve minutes until Chrstmas I extremely excited.

[Em Blackleaf]

DR, I love Pumpkin pie!

Not feeling well, on Christmas? That's a downer.

*Tackle hugs Em*

*Is tackle hug'd*

Thanks.

Yeah. I might feel better by tomorrow, my colds usually pass quickly.
Hey, at least Christmas will make me happy anyway. If I was sick on some random day, I'd probably feel worse.

[Death, your friend the Reaper]

I woke up at 8:46 on Chrissy, seems a bit unfair really. I need to go to a place of religion though, I was hoping for a sleep in


I guess one can't have everything. Pity.

*Works on collapsing the universe into a singularity so he can*

[Exeson]

Awww, I hope you get better Em.

On a completely unrelated note - I'M BLEEDING, AHHHHH, THERE IS A SURPRISING AMOUNT OF BLOOD COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH, AHHHHHHH

[Em Blackleaf]

Awww, I hope you get better Em.

On a completely unrelated note - I'M BLEEDING, AHHHHH, THERE IS A SURPRISING AMOUNT OF BLOOD COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH, AHHHHHHH

Thank you. Why are you bleeding?

[CurlyKitGirl]

Exeson, calm down. Where's it bleeding from? Get a drink of water and swill theblood out. Stop poking it and keep swilling the blood out.

[Almighty Salmon]

Did you eat on my infamous broken glass brownies?

[Eldpollard]

Merry Christmas to one and all. Well, the ones and all that live in GMT. The rest of you, you shall receive your allotted Christmas cheer at the appropriate time.

EDIT:Is it a bit late to start wrapping?

[Exeson]

WOOO, It is now officially Xmas where I am. Xmas hugs for everyone

Well, basically, I was brushing my teeth, trying to get something that was stuck in between my teeth since dinner out, and it wouldn't, so I tried floss, which took a while but finally I managed to get rid of it and my mouth just started bleeding.

The blood seems to be letting up now.

Edit: On inspection I have discovered that it is a shard of bone - apparently i shouldn't chew chicken bones, no matter how delicious the marrow is.

[Dragonrider]

WOOO, It is now officially Xmas where I am. Xmas hugs for everyone

Well, basically, I was brushing my teeth, trying to get something that was stuck in between my teeth since dinner out, and it wouldn't, so I tried floss, which took a while but finally I managed to get rid of it and my mouth just started bleeding.

The blood seems to be letting up now.

Gums and head wounds both bleed profusely, making them look much worse than they are. Noses too. I frequently get random nosebleeds during the winter because it gets so dry.

[Almighty Salmon]

Merry Christmas everyone! Just turned Midnight here!

*Tackle hugs for all*

[Dragonrider]

we've still got almost 8 hours to go.

[CurlyKitGirl]

It's CHristmas and has been for five minutes. I pity you poor Americans who have to wait six ish hours for theirs.
And the Aussies pity us for having to wait fo them.:D

[Exeson]

Well my friends in England, we best be getting to be or Santa will not pay us a visit

The bleeding has sorta stopped now anyway,

Goodnight too all, And to all a Merry Christmas. *hugs everyone present*

[Almighty Salmon]

Night Exeson. I'm going to catch him in the act tonight.

*Has set a trap over the cookies and milk*

It can't fail

[sktarq]

Looks around at dust/ash/wind storm it not even being sunset on X-mas eve yet. So merry X -mas to you all who already have X-mas where you are. Looks at ash drifts on work's stoop (yep-still at work)....yep-getting close to the end of the world-less than five years. Well at least all the ash makes for pretty sunsets.

[GuesssWho]

Merry Christmas.

[Volug]

6 hours and 45 minutes till midnight...