What's on the Shelf: 1001 Essays, Treatises, and Books on Magic

[Wraith]

Is the proper way to read both books to open them to the same page and read one line in vol I followed by the same line in vol II?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

[Bohandas]

1480.) The Lager [sic] Catechism
1481.) The Acts of God
1482.) Lamps of Soil
1483.) The Lives of the Sinners
1484.) The Lamentation of a Saint
1485.) The Book of Eccentric Prayer
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1486.) The Nonunion Prayer Book

[Stelio Kontos]

1486) Experiments in Chronomancy, Volumes 9 through 4.

[Bohandas]

1487.) The Nonunion Prayer Book
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1488.) Treatise of the π Imposters

[Malphegor]

1489. 1001 Uses For *Grease* No not that way, by Derrick Crumbleweed

[Bohandas]

1490.) The Destitute Society
1491.) The Poetics of Time
1492.) A Short Walk On The OG Kush
1493.) Clockwork and the Brain
1494.) Have You Died Before This Life?
EDIT:
1495.) The Brutal Art of Making Friends

[Lacco]

1495. Lost Continents by Amapur the Traveller
1496. Lost Continency by Rivallar the Mad
1497. War, Battle and Magic - the Practical Guide to Application of High Magicks in Warfare by Chafahar, Royal Mage of Dahnav Kingdom
1498. Land, Manure and Magic - the Practical Guide to Application of High Magicks in Agriculture and Horticulture by Chafahar, former Royal Mage of Dahnav Kingdom

[Lord Torath]

1480.) The Lager [sic] Catechism

Can I change that to:
The Lager Catechism: The Brewing and Uses of Holy Beer

[Bohandas]

I guess so.

[Bohandas]

1499.) Prayer For An Old Person
1500.) G'day Sun
1501.) The Big Red Train That Couldn't

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1502.) The Magic Lore of Secrecy
1503.) The Book Of All-Too-Real Beings
1504.) Algebraic Geometry
1505.) A Pillow For My Helmet
1506.) Through the Gates of Ruin
1507.) Banks And Politics Along the River Styx
1508.) Words [sic] in Collision
1509.) All About the Plane of Radiance
1510.) A History of Non-Speaking Peoples

[Bohandas]

1512.) Politics Among the Planets
1513.) The Checklist of Dry Academic Literature
1514.) Disturbing Languages and Language Disturbances
1515.) The Fine Art of Mixing Potions
1516.) The Encyclopedia of World Encyclopedias

[Bohandas]

1517.) No Sun Today
1518.) Commentaries on the Dead
1519.) The Art of Loathing
1520.) Inside the Elements

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1521.) The Wandering Mountains
1522.) Journey to Obsession

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1523.) The Hero With 1000 Feces
1524.) Ars Goatse
1525.) Journey to the Southwest Side
1526.) The Hero With 1000 Sandwiches
1527.) The Inferno Lost
1528.) The Inferno Regained
1529.) The Principle of Despair
1530.) The Doors of Illusion
1531.) Magic In History
1532.) Magic in Science
1533.) The Quadrangular Ruins
1534.) Witchcraft Weekly
1535.) The First and Only Freedom
1536.) What Counts As Thinking?
1537.) Unlife for the Hungry
1538.) The Book of Malebolgia
1539.) Philosophical Experiments
1540.) The Complete Book of the Outer Planes
1541.) Destination Sun
1542.) The Bat and the Echidna

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1543.) Flying Carpets From Outer Space
1544.) Amature Crystal Ball Making
1545.) Contract Goetia for Beginners
1546.) The Divine Romcom

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1547.) The Enthralled Mind
1548.) Essays In Diabolical Economics
1549.) The Facts of Death
1550.) The Book of Tasty and Healthy People

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1551.) The Bee and the Crocodile
1552.) Ages in Order
1553.) Great Books of the Literary World
1554.) The Stars: New Ways to See Them in Person
1555.) Purity of Diction in Verbal Spells
1556.) Occult Psychology
1557.) Time and Timelessness
1558.) Time and Time Control
1559.) Effective Public Executions
1560.) How to Succedd in Business Without Doing Anything

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1561.) In Search of Industrial Music
1562.) Accidental Logic
1563.) Atlas of the Lands Beyond
1564.) Intentional Logos
1565.) Writings on the Art of Persecution
1566.) Thoughts On the Nature of Mass Destruction

[Bohandas]

1567.) The Phonebook of the Dead
1568.) Fear and Loathing in Lost Continents

[Lord Torath]

Looks like 1511 got skipped, which means that with renumbering, our current entry is:

1568: Theoretical Methods of Bringing and Harnessing Phlogiston Inside a Crystal Sphere

[Bohandas]

From a Monty Python skit

1569.) "Farmer of Sludge" by Marles Pickens
1570.) "The Amazing Adventures of Captain Gladys Stoutpamphlet and her Intrepid Spaniel Stig Amongst the Giant Pygmies of Beckles"
1571.) "Ethel the Aardvark Goes Quantity Surveying"

[Bohandas]

1572.) Fantastically Evil Beasts and Where to Find Them
1573.) How to Maim Your Dragon
1574.) A Postmodern Prometheus
1575.) The Divine Oscarbait Drama
1576.) The Telltale Colon

[Flyingbooks42]

1577.) Robot Superiority in Unexpected Situations by Jess Tincase

[Bohandas]

1578.) Harmonicas of the World (Harmonicas Mundi)
1579.) Fantastic Beasts And How To Eat Them

[Bohandas]

1580.) The Revelation of Chicken Little

[Rockphed]

1580.) The Revelation of Chicken Little

1581.) The other chapters of the revelation of Chicken Little
1582.) The Apocrypha of St Cuthbert
1583.) The Trials of Regdar
1584.) Fundamentals of Zyklonian Power Theory
1585.) The Revenge of Xykon

[Lord Torath]

1584.) Fundamentals of Zyklonian Power Theory

Did you mean Xykonian Power Theory?

[Rockphed]

Did you mean Xykonian Power Theory?

Why do you think the next item is about Xykon taking revenge?

[Lord Torath]

Why do you think the next item is about Xykon taking revenge?

Fair enough. I'll leave it as-is.

[Bohandas]

1586.) The Faceonomicon

[Bohandas]

1587.) Perception and Perceptibility
EDIT:
1588.) Hubris and Bias

[Bohandas]

This was what I was thinking too, but on second thought never mind, both me and Bohandras don't spend enough time online. 34 is just as good a title for a machine peoples' dirty magazine.
It's the rule.

Oh! 34! I just got it! Like rule 34

EDIT:
anyway, more titles...

1589.) Psionic Blues
1590.) Death After Death
1591.) Incidents in the Life of Zagyg Yragerne
1592.) Police Manual of Clairvoyant Investigation
1593.) The Large Book of Mediums
1594.) The Dark Meat Poultry Grimoire
1595.) The Triangular Book of Trigonometry
1596.) The Book of Officious Spirits
1597.) The Book of Small Change

[Bohandas]

1698.) Sightseer's Guide to Hell
1699.) Flying Saucers From the Outer Planes
1670.) Magick Without Extra Letters
1671.) Sorcery In History
1672.) The Arcane Clock
1673.) The Mechanical Booty Shaker
1674.) The Science of Slaughter
1675.) Negativity As A Positive Science

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1676.) Fear and Loathing In Perpetuity

[Lord Torath]

anyway, more titles...
1596.) The Book of Officious Spirits
1597.) The Book of Small Change

1698.) Sightseer's Guide to Hell
1699.) Flying Saucers From the Outer Planes
1670.) Magick Without Extra Letters
1671.) Sorcery In History
1672.) The Arcane Clock
1673.) The Mechanical Booty Shaker
1674.) The Science of Slaughter
1675.) Negativity As A Positive Science

EDIT:

1676.) Fear and Loathing In Perpetuity

That's an... interesting... numbering scheme you've got there. If you don't mind, I'm going to renumber them such that the last entry is:

1605: Fear and Loathing In Perpetuity

[Elvensilver]

1606)The sending spell: 25 chapters on practical usage, metamagic, vocalisation, codes, synonymes, metric and everything else to communicate more clearly and concise over longer distance! -Various Authors
1607)Crisp and Chips: How to cook a meal using short timed fire spells. - Fiona Theret, adventuring Sorceress
1608)The art of misunderstanding - how to bluff to mask the somatic components of various magicks. -Gardin the Unlucky Bard
1609)Depictions and drawings of male drow( a sketchbook) -anonymous

[Bohandas]

1610.) Nonphysical Mechanics
1611.) Pale Night's Tales to Her Grandson
1612.) No Need For Roots
1613.) The Unknowing and The Unknown
1614.) The Prison of the Sun
1615.) Derangement of Behavior
1616.) The Origins and Extinction of Consciousness
1617.) Painting With Darkness
1618.) Art And Life In The Land Of The Dead