Favorite lines

[MichaelGoldclaw]

Looks like I'll haf ta us tha old "Cleric's Feather Fall" heal - Durkon

Solve a man's problems with violence, help him for a day. Teach a man to solve his problems with violence, help him for a lifetime. - Belkar

Because I'm holding a thermal detonator - gannji

Redcloak (verbally) owning Miko

[prism6691]

V casts disintegrate, V casts gust of wind ......NOW CAN WE PLEASE RESUME SAVING THE WORLD?!-V

Your Aerial elusions will not keep you from joining your former master in his fabulous new career as a low concentration salt water solution.-V

Fascinating, It appears that (with the magic off) you cease to be a mighty wizard and become a fragile pointy eared monkey.....while I....I AM STILL A DRAGON (smush).-abd

Without your magic, you are nothing.....with your magic, you are still less than I am-abd

[Nephrahim]

I'm glad you figured that out before I advanced another age catagory, mr. Greenhilt. - Sojo

[Mike Havran]

Arise, my children. Only the honor of a paladin is unbreakable, even by death itself. Ghost-martyrs of the Sapphire Guard- ATTACK!
Soon

[Sith_Happens]

"It appears... not everyone... agrees with your... analysis..."
-Shojo

[RNGgod]

Perhaps...Perhaps we do not know everything we ought to regarding the task which we are undertaking.


And of course,

Humans...I've come to expect your lack of respect for the lives of MY people, but I am still continually amazed at how little you value those of your own. You're nothing but savages, amoral savages.

[veti]

Anyone ELSE wanna discuss my creature type with me?

Actually, pretty much every line in this strip is beautiful. It's as if the author was sitting in on one of our more entertaining D&D sessions.

[Jay R]

It doesn't matter if you win or lose as long as you look cool doing it.

I am a sexy shoeless god of war!

Eyes. Let's all pretend you were about to say, "eyes".

In lieu of paradise, could I just get a picture of the exact look on his face?

Technically, the "fish" version is just a subset of this one.

[NZNinja]

As the size of an explosion increases, the number of social situations it is incapable of solving approaches zero.
-V

No, wait, what are you talking about? "Explosive Runes" isn't spelled-
- Belkar

I rest easy knowing that your revenge first requires you to outsmart someone's mount.
- V

Your approval fills me with shame.
- Roy

[Dr.Epic]

I can't just choose one. OotS is a stick figure comic, so there are lots of lines.
Sorry, I couldn't resist that joke.

[ti'esar]

Most of my favorite bits are exchanges rather than individual lines, honestly.

But I will always have a special place in my heart for panel 11. (Mind you, even that works a lot better with the next two panels).

[Niknokitueu]

My personal faourite: I can live with that.

Have Fun!
Niknokitueu

[Incom]

^The "What is offal?" really sells it. (And I think that's the first time that sentence has ever been used.)

These are mostly from memory, don't feel like digging them up to get the exact quote.

"Did that halfling just hit me in the face with a pineapple?" -Wight

"Not that interrupting that train of thought wouldn't be reason enough for me to speak..." -Redcloak

"Mr. Stiffly? Mr. Stiffly! O-CHUL!" -MITD

"I think we broke Haley." -Elan

"I blame Cerberus." -(I think it was Belkar?)

"sigh... thog fears he will never again know the majesty of the gumdrop mountains" --guess who

"If you see any of your allies, kill them and bring me their magic items... If you see any of your allies, kill them and keep their magic items for yourself. While singing the complete score to "Meet Me In St. Louis." I love being evil." -Nale

And basically anything else uttered by MITD, Xykon, Vaarsuvius, Shojo, or Belkar.

[Blue Lantern]

Behold, the power of lying! You can pretty much alter reality, if you try hard enough.

O'Chul: No more spells No more goblin ... No more lich, then

We have never met before, and yet I feel an odd spiritual kinship...

[mistformsquirrl]

Your approval fills me with shame. (Roy, responding to Belkar)

I am a sexy shoeless god of war! (Belkar)

I think I just failed a spot check. (Belkar)

... and he kept stabbing them again and again... he's a halfling, he's supposed to be jolly... why isn't he jolly? WHY ISN'T HE JOLLY??? (Belkar's (Former) Shoulder Angel)

[Vinsfeld]

The whole speech in 657

[ReaderAt2046]

[QUOTE=Incom;14133684"I think we broke Haley." -Elan
[/QUOTE]

That's one of my favorites too, along with (including but not limited too)

"We're talking about the the guy who decided to say the word 'blah' 497 times in a row just because it had never been done before." - Haley's Self-Loathing


"Guess what spell I cast before giving this to the bird" - V

"What purpose is served by a trap that sprays only barbecue sauce?" - V again.

"You know, the first two I should have seen coming. The leprechaun costume? Not so much." - Nale.

[Kgw]

"... Or Haley.
I must save Haley" - Elan.

"Durkon is going home!" - Durkon.

[ReaderAt2046]

A few more goodies:

"No, I mean literally. Go chase after him. he's escaping." Nale to Sabine regarding Elan.

"Time to buckle our swash!" Elan

"thog like costume. thog get in touch with inner greenness."
"You're green on the outside"
"thog get in touch with outer greenness too." Thog and Captain Scoundrel.

"I took Craft (Disturbing Mental Image) as my feat last level." Belkar

"Anyone seen [Tsukiko] recently?
"Not since I brutally murdered her ten minutes ago, no. " Xykon and Redcloak.

[Yana]

: Heredity is a cruel mistress.

[weeping eagle]

Far and away, the joke about Evisceratus ending his sentence with a semicolon.

[ti'esar]

Another one I really liked, from strip 794:

: "No, I mean literally. Go chase after him. He's escaping."

[Tannhaeuser]

"Celestial tree sloth attack!"

[Bagger Baggins]

Also too lazy to look them up, but...

"I've been worm food for months, you can put up with a little full frontal."--Roy

"Good enough for me, this one's on the house. Remove curse, password 'evolve or die.'" --Nameless Completely Awesome Cleric of Loki

"And incidentally, lass, when this is all over him and me and ye will be having a little talk about what is and what isn't appropriate behavior for a young lady of your age. Do I make meself clear?"--Durkon

"You're an annoying twit who doesn't know as much as she thinks she does.....oh, you mean dismiss the SUMMONING." Haley, to Celia.

And, on a serious note, one of the best lines EVER--

"The loss of your craftsmanship diminishes our people, elder. May you be called upon to gild the edges of the Dark One's own armor. Disintegrate."
Redcloak, to the recently murdered hobgoblin artisan. Just a marvelously touching line, and a real insight into Redcloak's inherent nobility.

(oh, and this post needs a "like" button a la Facebook, because I've gotten some good laughs out of just reading everybody else's posts.)

[ReaderAt2046]

"Where is Girard Draketooth?"
"Beneath his own feet." Roy interrogating Orrin (or whoever it was).

"Eight percent? I've seen hospitals with worse mortality rates."

"Sir, watch your grammar!"
"Why, what's wrong with it?"
"Absolutely nothing!" Kilkil and Malak.

"Remember the Rajah?"
"Ha, and you said there was no way I'd hold that much creamed spinach in my mouth for the whole coronation." Malak and Tarquin

"Ugh, reasonable adults talking out their differences? If this catches on we'll both be out of a job."

And the coup de grace:

"your fault'- Draketooth mummy to Vaarsuvius.

[Ellye]

#595:
"Disintegrate. Gust of Wind. Now can we PLEASE resume saving the world?"

That was just... beautiful.

[ReaderAt2046]

I still think "your fault" is one of the best lines in the entire comic.

[Boogastreehouse]

As my sig suggests, my favorite lines are ones in #262, leading up to the +2 circumstance bonus:

Try simply speaking to Miss Starshine, Elan. Tell her how much faith you have in her rogue abilities.
Oh! OK!

So, Haley, uh I just wanted to say how much we're all counting on you. We don't really want to go to trial, so we need to get out of this dumb jail, like, right now.
Qbb, exfdir, dp nubrrzub exbub. (Gee, thanks, no pressure there.)

And even though that lock is really hard, I know you can do it. You can do anything.
Because you're smart and sneaky and good at stuff...
Wfld ce! PNBD!! (Damn it! OPEN!!)

And... I believe in you.

>click<

Woooo! Haley, you did it!!
C fl epefggj cd gpyb hcex jpz. (I am totally in love with you.)

[Sith_Happens]

"The loss of your craftsmanship diminishes our people, elder. May you be called upon to gild the edges of the Dark One's own armor. Disintegrate."
Redcloak, to the recently murdered hobgoblin artisan. Just a marvelously touching line, and a real insight into Redcloak's inherent nobility.

"Nobility" is hardly the word I'd use, seeing as Redcloak assuredly would have Disintegrated that guy regardless of whether Tsukiko killed him first.

[ReaderAt2046]

"Nobility" is hardly the word I'd use, seeing as Redcloak assuredly would have Disintegrated that guy regardless of whether Tsukiko killed him first.

What makes you think that? Either the goblin was in on the Plan or all he knew was that he was making Redcloak a new holy symbol. Either way, no need to kill him. And Redcloak, especially post-epiphany, doesn't seem inclined to kill his own unless necessary.