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2010-01-17, 07:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
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I dropped out of the CP thread for... what? A week? Two weeks? I lose track of time. But... 2 threads? TWO THREADS?! I missed an entire thread, and now we're on page 8 of Thread 6? Oh wow...
Sooo... Uhhh... What did I miss?Anemoia: Nostalgia for a time you've never known.
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2010-01-17, 07:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
watersmurf made an alternate universe fic that is ongoing, I made one serious crack pairing and one joke one (coffeeincludedxsilverraptor and I imagine one of them will hate me forever now) I haven't really read most of the other fics so far. And now I'm listening to lady Gaga
........you didn't read that last part.Last edited by Mystic Muse; 2010-01-17 at 07:12 PM.
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2010-01-17, 07:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Uh... A lot? The most important things I can remember would probably be: Watersmurf updated CoP and PotG (and just started a High School AU fic tentatively called "'Dumped on the Rooster"), Discord's left, and people have started shipping themselves in honor of this thread's name.
That's what she said.Susan Sto Helit avatar by Felyndiira.
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2010-01-17, 07:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Surprisingly little. I think you missed all of my new story that's been posted so far. It involves Vaarsuvius being cursed such that his/her kisses change the recipient's gender. Hijinks ensue.
A bunch of one shots were posted, and Water-Smurf's stories got a few updates as well. I believe Sereg started his current multi-part tale in the last thread as well.
A newcomer named Eztheria made a floorplan for our "club house", with on-site brain bleach warehouse.
I'm sure I'm missing some things.
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2010-01-17, 07:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
he said he wanted to be shipped with somebody so I shipped him with coffee. Coffee has recently given permission to be shipped with Haley ( may have read something wrong there)
all it said (and I mean this quite literally) is they got married and lived happily ever after.
so yes. we have stooped to shipping ourselves.Last edited by Mystic Muse; 2010-01-17 at 07:17 PM.
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2010-01-17, 07:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
My webcomic!
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Tales of Aequar: Runite's Rise IC
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Playing Natalia Bolts,Jadeite Nocrius, and Soren Lowell
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2010-01-17, 07:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Sowwy. If it's any consolation, it looks like it's going to be longer than my average oneshot, so there'll be even more fun than usual (I hope)!
Edit: Actually, with that in mind, maybe I should post more than one chapter instead of dumping the whole thing at once. If I did that, I'd probably have Chapter 1 ready by tonight.Last edited by ShinyDelusion; 2010-01-17 at 07:26 PM.
That's what she said.Susan Sto Helit avatar by Felyndiira.
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2010-01-17, 07:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
My webcomic!
Currently DMing:
Tales of Aequar: Runite's Rise IC
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Playing Natalia Bolts,Jadeite Nocrius, and Soren Lowell
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2010-01-17, 07:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Wow, Coffee! Nice comics.
Oh, I read through this page. You were being sexually harassed? Did you file a report or anything? Although, that revenge tactic was MADE OF WIN!!
Aw, Discord left? Why?
Then again, I myself have basically become a rare lurker. But I still drop by to see what's up...Anemoia: Nostalgia for a time you've never known.
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2010-01-17, 07:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Last edited by CoffeeIncluded; 2010-01-17 at 07:33 PM.
My webcomic!
Currently DMing:
Tales of Aequar: Runite's Rise IC
OOC Map
Playing Natalia Bolts,Jadeite Nocrius, and Soren Lowell
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2010-01-17, 07:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
I could see Radic doing it out of spite or unintentionally, but if Janine did it, she'd probably skip the twist ending of chomping down on the thing.
And I think I'll go ahead and do what I said I'd do in that edit up there, so Chapter 1 of When in Rome is on for tonight!
But now... I leave to do some homework.That's what she said.Susan Sto Helit avatar by Felyndiira.
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2010-01-17, 07:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Last edited by CoffeeIncluded; 2010-01-17 at 07:41 PM.
My webcomic!
Currently DMing:
Tales of Aequar: Runite's Rise IC
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Playing Natalia Bolts,Jadeite Nocrius, and Soren Lowell
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2010-01-17, 07:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Nicely drawn, good humor... I like that the Belt of Gender Change made an appearance, and then you and Haley tried to extort the reader.
Glad to hear it.
Overkill, much? XD
So, why'd Zanaril leave?
Also, anybody got a link to Dark_Stryke's fic about V's kisses changing genders? That sounds like a fun read...Anemoia: Nostalgia for a time you've never known.
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2010-01-17, 08:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
I thought Discord left not Zanaril
DON'T LEAVE ZANARIL!Last edited by Mystic Muse; 2010-01-17 at 08:04 PM.
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2010-01-17, 08:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
If you want to stay in touch, reach out to me on twitter (same username).
The best answer is always to ask your DM.
Unless you're the DM, in which case you should talk to your players.
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2010-01-17, 08:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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Whoops, my bad. Discord, not Zanaril... I get names mixed up a lot.
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Last edited by The Blackbird; 2010-01-17 at 08:16 PM.
How to: Glibness
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
hey, if he'll never know there's really no harm in it.
make sure coffeeincluded and silverraptor actually give their permission to be shipped first. Mine was just a one sentence joke.Last edited by Mystic Muse; 2010-01-17 at 08:15 PM.
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How to: Glibness
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
If you want to stay in touch, reach out to me on twitter (same username).
The best answer is always to ask your DM.
Unless you're the DM, in which case you should talk to your players.
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Last edited by CoffeeIncluded; 2010-01-17 at 08:28 PM.
My webcomic!
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Tales of Aequar: Runite's Rise IC
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Playing Natalia Bolts,Jadeite Nocrius, and Soren Lowell
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
ahhhhhhhhhhh...
No one used my idea
Some one please do a Durkon/Tree Pairing because I CAN"T WRITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Enjoy the little things in life, for one day you'll look back and realize they were big things.~Kurt Vonnegut
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Durkon x Tree?
How long do you want it to be? Will a few sentences suffice, or do you want at least a paragraph? Any story mechanics or plot points I should use?Anemoia: Nostalgia for a time you've never known.
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2010-01-17, 09:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-17, 10:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Uh-oh, Coffee got in twouble? Tsk tsk.
Ooo, a naughty girl...
But I'll leave the CoffeeShipping to Coffee and other interested parties for the moment.
Here's Chapter 1 of When in Rome! (Lira might want to list this one by title since it will have multiple pairings eventually, although there's not much in the way of romance in this chapter.)
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“Plane shift!” cried Vaarsuvius.
“Are we there yet?”
“Of course we are, you vacuous Halfling; the spell is instantaneous. Now let go of my hand!”
“Didn’t know I could get you so excited,” Belkar said with a grin, giving the elf’s hand a squeeze before releasing it.
Vaarsuvius let out a grunt of pain and disgust, theatrically wiping the hand off on the opposite sleeve. “Sir Greenhilt, would you please remind me once more why we must embark on this utterly inane mission?”
Elan let out a contented sigh, squeezing Haley’s hand absent-mindedly; gotta love a smooth and credible transition into plot exposition.
Haley blushed and reluctantly pulled her hand away from Elan’s.
“I don’t like wacky side quests any more than you do,” Roy said with a sigh, letting go of Durkon’s hand, “But, once again, the dwarf at the forge told me that this is the only plane in existence that holds enough starmetal to reforge the Greenhilt sword.
“What plane is this, anyway?” said Haley, glancing around at oodles of decorative pillars and people in togas, some with laurel wreaths on their heads. “It looks like some cheesy, poorly-done, theme world, but I’ve never seen anything thing like this.”
“Some homebrew plane,” said Roy with a shrug, “Let’s just find this starmetal stuff. Apparently we’re supposed to ask some guy named Pygmalion about it.”
“That is all you know?” said Vaarsuvius, clearly exasperated.
“Pardon me,” said Roy, rolling his eyes, “It’s clearly all my fault that we’re on a wild goose chase.”
“Well it is your sword…” Haley pointed out.
“Let’s split up and ask around,” said Roy briskly, ignoring her, “We can meet up back here around sunset. In case there’s any trouble we should stay in pairs.”
“Dibs,” said Haley, grabbing Elan’s arm.
“Hey Ears,” said Belkar, waggling his eyebrows suggestively.
“I shall go with Sir Greenhilt,” Vaarsuvius said sharply, quickly stepping to Roy’s side.
Durkon shook his head disdainfully at Vaarsuvius as the rejected halfling allied himself with the dwarf instead.
“I am sorry,” Vaarsuvius told him honestly.
“Alright,” said Roy, “Let’s go get this over with.” The Order parted ways.
-One hour later…-
“This place is quite odd,” said Vaarsuvius.
“I noticed,” said Roy dryly, glancing around at market stalls selling the strangest things, “I just wish I knew why no one we’ve talked to so far has even heard of Pygmalion.”
“The situation is quite distressing,” Vaarsuvius agreed, “We must seize the first opportunity we get to find him or someone associated with him, or we will find no leads before sunset.”
“Agreed,” said Roy.
“New to the city, sir?!” a random citizen shouted at them from a stall that had no visible merchandise.
“Yes,” said Roy warily, wishing he had a sword.
“For a mere five gold pieces, I’ll give you directions to any one of the marvelous sights to see!”
“What?” Roy asked with a frown.
“I believe he thinks we are tourists,” Vaarsuvius whispered.
“Oh,” said Roy, “Thank you, but we’re not sight-seeing.”
“But you must be looking for something,” said the seller of information, “Tell me what it is. A good bathhouse? The best restaurant in town? A quality inn where you can spend some quality time with your lovely lady?” He winked at Vaarsuvius. Seeing their aghast expressions, he quickly added, “I’m so sorry, your fine gentleman, that is?”
“I—I am neither!” Vaarsuvius sputtered.
“Oh, wow, gee, what an awful condition, I should’ve been able to tell, I’m sorry, if I’d known I wouldn’t’ve said anyth—”
“I mean that I am not romantically involved with Sir Greenhilt!” Vaarsuvius shouted angrily, “Not that I have no gender, you blubbering idiot!”
“We’re not looking for any of those things,” said Roy firmly, “We’re looking for a man named Pygmalion, so unless you know anything about where he lives, we’ll be leaving now.”
“Pygmalion…” the man repeated, tapping his chin thoughtfully, “Sounds familiar, but I can’t say I have an address for him…”
“Thanks for nothing, then,” said Roy, starting to head away.
“But,” the man called to them, “I know where you can almost definitely find out anything you want to know about this Pygmalion person, or anyone else for that matter.”
Vaarsuvius and Roy stopped, met each other’s eyes, and sighed. Reluctantly Roy turned around and said, “Fine. How much?”
“That’ll be five gold pieces,” the merchant responded merrily.
“Alright,” said Roy, paying up with a scowl.
“Why thank you, good sir,” the man gushed, “Now. You want to head up to Olympus Hill; that’s where our gods live.”
“You keep your gods on a hill?” Vaarsuvius asked.
The man shrugged. “I’ve heard that they originally wanted a mountain, but could only fit a hill in since this is a finite plane.”
“That’s ridiculous,” said Roy frankly, “And why would we want to visit your gods?”
“Well,” said the man, “The goddess of love, Venus, has to keep a record book of everyone in the plane so she’ll know who to pair with who, right?”
“Who to pair with whom,” Vaarsuvius corrected him, “And that is rather ludicrous as well.”
“Really, now?” said the man, rolling his eyes, “I suppose that you would just put everyone’s name in a table and roll up every pairing to maximize efficiency? Anyway, my point is, I’m pretty sure she keeps addresses in that thing so she can send Cupid after them if she has to, so, all you have to do is have a peek at that book, and you’ll find your guy in no time.”
“A record book of everyone,” Roy repeated flatly.
“That’s right!”
“Considering the situation,” said Roy, “I think that sounds rather contrived.”
“Eh,” said the man, “You look like an adventurer; isn’t this kind of stuff supposed to cross your path?”
“Point taken,” said Roy, “Alright. Tell us how to get to Olympus.”
-Meanwhile…-
“Great going, Elan,” Haley said sarcastically, “I can’t believe you landed us in jail.
What will Roy and Vaarsuvius find on Olympus hill? How did Elan land himself and Haley in jail? What have Durkon and Belkar been up to in the meantime? When (heck, if) the Order finally finds Pygmalion, who will he be paired with? Tune in next time to find out in: When in Rome: Chapter 2!
So yeah. Comments welcome as always.That's what she said.Susan Sto Helit avatar by Felyndiira.