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    Of course, you fellas postin' yer pics here do realise I can now track your faces and potentially start a cyborg revolution by going back to the future and telling my overlords that I have found the future leaders of the resistance and request permission to terminate with extreme prejudice, right?

    You do realise that you have now lost all anonymity that you have to protect you on the interwebz and now your real life faces will haunt my waking dreams as I snipe you guys in game right?

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    Hah. Bet you were expecting a picture here, right?

    I deny you of your picture of me, for it prevents the government from tracking who I am.

    I defy the system! WATCH MY DEFIANCE, DIGITAL OVERLORD(S)!

    Also, I had to make this long winded cuz I haven't shaved in a while and don't intend to for I want my moustache back. xp can attest to that if you want details.

    Writings and ramblings would be here. Get it out of my head, and into yours.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Byrnbot08 View Post
    Of course, you fellas postin' yer pics here do realise I can now track your faces and potentially start a cyborg revolution by going back to the future and telling my overlords that I have found the future leaders of the resistance and request permission to terminate with extreme prejudice, right?

    You do realise that you have now lost all anonymity that you have to protect you on the interwebz and now your real life faces will haunt my waking dreams as I snipe you guys in game right?
    Meh. Y'all know what I look like. I was doing it before it was the popular thing to do, so nyah!

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    Meh. Y'all know what I look like. I was doing it before it was the popular thing to do, so nyah!
    Well aren't you just better than all of us then!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Djinn_In_Tonic View Post
    Well aren't you just better than all of us then!
    Yup.

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    Well, we're uglier, so there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rutskarn View Post
    Well, we're uglier, so there.
    Damn straight! Take that, Monarch!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rutskarn View Post
    Well, we're uglier, so there.
    Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

    Also, trying to keep this on topic, Comp practice tonight at 9. I'll be on about 8:30 to kick police the crowd as 9 rolls in.

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    The problems with beards are many, by indiscretion or fashion. Here's a handy infographic for those who are searching how to form their own bristles;

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    Quote Originally Posted by mightymonarch View Post
    Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
    We don't. We hate you because you're specifically more beautiful than us.

    Also, trying to keep this on topic, Comp practice tonight at 9. I'll be on about 8:30 to kick police the crowd as 9 rolls in.
    Got it. I'll likely be there this time, and I'm better at that jump now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jahkaivah View Post
    Oddly enough, clicking to the latest comic shows Obi Wan sporting a similar style. Perhaps it's an NPC / PC thing, where this graph is meant for PC.

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    Djinn: That was... unexpected. No clue what I expected, but I didn't think you would look like that

    Mebbe I should dig up a hat-wearing picture to balance out the lack of hats around here, I don't know.


    In other news, I may be able to talk my way into getting a headset/mic/whatever you young people are calling it these days as you persistently fail to get off my lawn. No guarantees, mind, but it should help.

    Obligatory warnings: My voice, rather like my personality, is weird and irritating. Don't say I didn't warn you. Also, this will have little impact on L4D2/TF2, since I'm way too lagged on the server to play it in any case.

    Okay, so I don't know quite what it'll be good for, but eh. I don't know, maybe for the livestream X-COM slaughter thing everyone seems to be doing?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Djinn_In_Tonic View Post
    We don't. We hate you because you're specifically more beautiful than us.
    Technically, I hate her because she's more beautiful than Jibar, but I guess that's fair.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cogwheel View Post
    Djinn: That was... unexpected. No clue what I expected, but I didn't think you would look like that
    Well, you've had...what? *tries to figure out how long it's been* Maybe 5+ years to get a mental image of me. I'm not surprised it doesn't match up perfectly...or at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rutskarn View Post
    Technically, I hate her because she's more beautiful than Jibar, but I guess that's fair.
    Ridiculous. Jibar's handsome. He says so himself. Every single time I try to talk to him.

    Also, Djinn, I know I've seen that picture before, but for some reason it's still nothing like I picture you, just hearing your voice. Probably has something to do with you being so loud. Apparently I've got the same problem.
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    Hoseki looks between Blackfox and El Jaspero. "...I think the Elemental Plane of Fire has frozen over."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jibar View Post
    For the record, I have a Man Guide, which is pretty much the best thing ever and includes wonderful tips on proper shaving for those who want it.
    Ooh! Yes, please! This guide sounds fascinating, and I sort of collect guides. I already have The Preppy Handbook, which is quite terrifying. They talk about the approved colleges and the approved nicknames... Yeah. Terrifying.

    Quote Originally Posted by blackfox View Post
    I would like to point out that I'm almost 19 and have never been able to grow facial hair.
    I feel your pain.


    Also, I feel the need to chip into the images discussion with another image, because I'm a photographer and these are photographs and photographs are shiny and nice and mmm liquid emulsion

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    Man, for all the self-portraits I take, it's quite hard finding one with my face not contorted.
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    ...Blackfox and Raven. They are two fine upstanding ladies aside from their disturbing lack of reloading, Doctor Freeman.
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    Raven gets one free LOL from me. Start collecting LOL's now!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Djinn_In_Tonic View Post
    Well, you've had...what? *tries to figure out how long it's been* Maybe 5+ years to get a mental image of me. I'm not surprised it doesn't match up perfectly...or at all.
    And you've had... what? Maybe 5+ years to figure out that I'm an idiot? I'm sure you guessed that that's at least a factor here
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    It's pretty simple: Djinn sounds like a Viking, but looks like a vampire.

    And BlackFox, that second picture of you terrifies me. I think the combination of demonic red-eye and soul-devouring grin is the main problem.
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    I'm supposing we should be starting new thread soonish.

    I propose the following names

    Steam Thread XIV: Pubbies, Players and Problems.
    Steam Thread XIV: Get on thread, STOOPID.
    Steam Thread XIV: Engineer is the new Heavy.

    Writings and ramblings would be here. Get it out of my head, and into yours.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Byrnbot08 View Post
    I'm supposing we should be starting new thread soonish.

    I propose the following names

    Steam Thread XIV: Pubbies, Players and Problems.
    Steam Thread XIV: Get on thread, STOOPID.
    Steam Thread XIV: Engineer is the new Heavy.
    Steam Thread XIV: A Legacy Unmatched.
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    I don't actually shave either; in 19 years, I'd say I've actually taken up a razor about four times, and those were just two-stroke foamless affairs.

    For the next thread name, I suggest Australium? I Hardly Knew 'Em!
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    Steam XIV: Sometimes You Just Need a Little Less Thread

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    Steam Thread XIV: Now with more Facial Hair
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    Steam Thread XIV: The Sun Thread (le Thread Soleil)
    Steam Thread XIV: Now with 150% more Versaillestility
    Steam Thread XIV: L'Thread, c'est moi.
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    Steam Thread XIV: 12 Episodes Ahead of Valve
    Steam Thread XIV: GUN UPDATES THREAD IN REAL TIME!
    Steam Thread XIV: Last One Alive, LOCK THE THREAD!
    Steam Thread XIV: THIS IS MY THREAD!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Worira View Post
    And BlackFox, that second picture of you terrifies me. I think the combination of demonic red-eye and soul-devouring grin is the main problem.
    It's what I do best. You should see me when I'm actually angry or scared or otherwise willing to rip someone's guts out.

    Also: Raven gets one free LOL from me. Start collecting LOL's now!

    Also also: [Steam] Thread XIV: I broke your stupid thread, moron!
    [Steam] Thread XIV: I HATE steam... pipes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Djinn_In_Tonic View Post

    Steam Thread XIV: Last One Alive, LOCK THE THREAD!
    I like this one.


    In light of the engineer update, how about [Steam] Thread XIV: Brethren before Wrenches ?
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    Steam Thread XIV: Wait, wait, we have Final Fantasy beat?

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    Steam Thread XIV: Now with more Facial Hair
    This. Fulfilling obligatory character limit.
    Quote Originally Posted by Rutskarn View Post
    That's the kind of beard that says, "I'm rugged enough not to shave, but have good enough genetics/grooming habits that I can not consequentially look like a mountain rapist."
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