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    Default Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?

    Sing:
    "Sometimes I wish I were an angel..."
    It's enough to make everyone cry or at least grind their teeth.

    Less extreme: wish for a stick with only one end.

    Alternatively: wish for one of theese for the front of your house.

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    Can't resist...... I wish for my dm to drop his DMG on his toe the next time he goes to throw it at me!...........
    Which would be the very moment, you expressed this wish.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Starbuck_II View Post
    That the DM was never born.
    Wish that the DM would be born constantly for the rest of eternity.
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    I'm going to be honest, "the Welsh became a Great Power and conquered Germany" is almost exactly the opposite of the explanation I was expecting

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    I once used a wish, in a 1st Edition campaign, as such:

    "I wish that this module was made by a better writer."

    Howls of laughter ensued. Sadly, I did not get my wish.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brendan View Post
    to undo the last five seconds, that is, when i took a step forward and when i cast the wish.
    This is good, adding that no one has any recollection of the five seconds undone, so you can get the whole campaign in an infinite loop. >D

    "I wish you to undo the last ten seconds, and no one can have any sort of memory of such seconds"
    "As you wish my master"
    *that high annoying rewind noise*

    "I wish you to undo the last ten seconds, and no one can have any sort of memory of such seconds"
    "As you wish my master"
    *high annoying noise again*

    "I wish you to undo...."
    In two seconds I will hit the ground
    A moment stretched out over years
    And my eyes will flicker and then something has changed
    An empty cage, a crimson bud, a street of blood
    A city rose sprung out to greet the rain


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    Quote Originally Posted by Johel View Post
    Every single living creature drops dead.
    It's really peaceful now.
    I like you.

    We were thing the exact same thing.
    I just want someone to hold me and tell me they love me. Especially when I am sad.


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    A bunch of onions

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    im pretty sure i cant wish for these, but if i could...

    to bother him:
    http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Apotheo....5e_Epic_Spell)
    DM, i go inside, wait for me....

    to ruin it for him
    http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Ending_(3.5e_Epic_Spell)
    campaign? i dont see a campaign

    to give him a headache
    http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Balefire_(3.5e_Epic_Spell)
    wait, but i thought that guy didnt exists,..., but then why is bob still dead?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CTLC View Post
    im pretty sure i cant wish for these, but if i could...

    to bother him:
    http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Apotheo....5e_Epic_Spell)
    DM, i go inside, wait for me....

    to ruin it for him
    http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Ending_(3.5e_Epic_Spell)
    campaign? i dont see a campaign

    to give him a headache
    http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Balefire_(3.5e_Epic_Spell)
    wait, but i thought that guy didnt exists,..., but then why is bob still dead?
    Linkies no workie.
    I just want someone to hold me and tell me they love me. Especially when I am sad.


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    The man who is dominated by fear of death is already dead.

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    I'd wish to never have to pay xp or material component for any spell ever again.
    Black text is for sarcasm, also sincerity. You'll just have to read between the lines and infer from context like an animal

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mastikator View Post
    I'd wish to never have to pay xp or material component for any spell ever again.
    Congratulatons, you can never cast any spells with material or XP costs ever again.

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    Curses, foiled again.
    Black text is for sarcasm, also sincerity. You'll just have to read between the lines and infer from context like an animal

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    I would wish for a map detailing everything there is in the tomb of elemental evil.
    Interestingly, my friend used wish in his friend's campaign. He wished for wish to not have an xp cost =). Easiest way to break the game (that is, if the DM allowed you to do that.)
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    "I wish for my DM to cry."
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    Man, this is just one of those things you see and realize, "I live in a weird and banal future."

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    I've always considered wish to be a particularly unhelpful spell for its level. It costs 5000xp, and what do you get for it?

    Also, I thought I read once that Wish can create any effect you wish, but I can't find it again in a re-read.
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    Look Three up from this post, and your wish xp problems will be solved
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    Quote Originally Posted by Radar View Post
    Less extreme: wish for a stick with only one end.
    Count the ends on the following shapes:
    6 e 9 Q

    Stick granted.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BobVosh View Post
    You will be crying once gelatinous gets applied. It might as well be a nerf bat, and is only redeemed by being hilarious.
    That is no laughing matter...my DM is just waiting for the old group to get together so he can run a campaign in which he turns me into an ooze...he's been planning it for months...

    As to what wish I would make, first wish that I can dictate the wishes of the rest of the party and then request completely contradictory wishes...

    Else, I'd wish for the hitch hiker's guide to the galaxy mk.II

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    It has unfiltered perception and can see through and exist simultaneously in all dimmensions, parallel universes at any point in time and can reverse engineer the universe and time...
    "God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time." (Good Omens - Terry Pratchett)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Myou View Post
    A better DM.
    And you get kicked out of the group. Which maybe the wish is granted at some point.

    I was once 2 hours into a 6 hour game where the object is to rescue princess x from some BBEG. After defeating a BBEG lite we captured a scroll of wish. I stopped the dm from reading any further and was told that the loot would be divided up later. I said wait a moment I've got an idea. What is that princess' name? After getting the name etc I said why not wish for princess x to be transported here now and unharmed". The dm thought about it for a moment and raised his forehead vein. NO. Guess he didn't see that coming.

    I'd wish to know everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pika... View Post
    Linkies no workie.
    and i cannot get them to

    wellll, try searching for what the link is called in dnd wiki, so try searching for balefire, ending, etc
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    Quote Originally Posted by elonin View Post
    The dm thought about it for a moment and raised his forehead vein. NO. Guess he didn't see that coming.
    I never tell players "No, you can't wish for that". I grin evilly and say "Sure, you can wish for that".

    It's so much more fun to see the look of uncertainty and terror on their faces.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CTLC View Post
    and i cannot get them to

    wellll, try searching for what the link is called in dnd wiki, so try searching for balefire, ending, etc
    They're missing the ending bracket )

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    Well, there is another one I have secretly REALLY been wanting to try.

    Can anyone suggest how they think a DM would react to this one?


    "I wish for a lemon cream pie which is ten times Tiamat's size to land right on top of her cream face down."



    Quote Originally Posted by Tyndmyr View Post
    I never tell players "No, you can't wish for that". I grin evilly and say "Sure, you can wish for that".

    It's so much more fun to see the look of uncertainty and terror on their faces.
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    I just want someone to hold me and tell me they love me. Especially when I am sad.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Pika... View Post
    "I wish for a lemon cream pie which is ten times Tiamat's size to land right on top of her cream face down."
    If I allowed Wish in my games, I'd grant it. It's probably worth less than 25 K, and even if not, it won't break anything. Granted, you just pie'd Tiamet, so she will respond appropriately.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mastikator View Post
    Curses, foiled again.
    That would make an epic topic title for a curse perversion thread...like the wish perversion thread, but for curses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kelb_Panthera View Post
    Some of these are just mean, and probably way more meta-gamey than the OP intended at that.



    Can't resist...... I wish for my dm to drop his DMG on his toe the next time he goes to throw it at me!...........
    ...So he throws the Monster manual at you.

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    I wish that anything and everything that sees or senses or imagines or even touches me becomes a fanatical follower (as if I had infinite ranks in Diplomacy), and anything with genitalia will become my sex slave.

    That should either lead to crying tears of laughter, or just plain tears.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyndmyr View Post
    I never tell players "No, you can't wish for that". I grin evilly and say "Sure, you can wish for that".

    It's so much more fun to see the look of uncertainty and terror on their faces.
    The dm was just giving that as a rather polite way of saying no you will not wreck my quest with that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by elonin View Post
    The dm was just giving that as a rather polite way of saying no you will not wreck my quest with that.
    Dunno, the fast-thinking, compromising DM would have gone with something like:

    "Yeah, the princess shows up, but you didn't specify that you wanted her alone, so the whole BBEG army shows up along with her."

    "The princess shows up. Dead. What do you do now?"

    "The princess shows up, but the BBEG quickly finds out that you are responsible. He's now coming to kill you. Run."

    "The princess shows up, and she's on fire." (no, not really)

    ...

    What I'd wish for?

    Why, a trustworthy face (aka infinite ranks in bluff). I'd never have to face consequences, ever again
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    In my earlier post I did say that my wish was for the princess alone, now, and unharmed. We did the scrying earlier to know that she was in no eminent danger a few hours before that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sstoopidtallkid View Post
    If I allowed Wish in my games, I'd grant it. It's probably worth less than 25 K, and even if not, it won't break anything. Granted, you just pie'd Tiamet, so she will respond appropriately.
    On the other hand you'd probably be getting a standing ovation from at least one trickster deity, so I'm fairly sure you're safe as far as direct smiteage goes. The problem comes from every chromatic dragon in the world personally gunning for you.

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