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Thread: Acting help pls
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2017-11-15, 12:11 AM (ISO 8601)
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Acting help pls
I'm in a stage combut class and I'm playing captain hook. My partner and I were looking for some knife / stabbing puns for the end, because she is going to stabbing me. Please help!
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2017-11-15, 01:25 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Acting help pls
Well... the biggest question by the end of it is "did you get her point?"
You could say that there's a sharp wit involved.
Perhaps she made a very pointed argument.
Hook is probably not actually left handed. (Cookies for the first one to get the reference).
The disrespect she shows wounds you deeply.
Oh, and mayhap this battle was thrust upon you?
Fortunately, you've got a mean left hook.
(If you guys are over 18) You could always brag your blade is bigger than Pan's.
Of course, Pan's not overcompensating.Last edited by TheGrimPeddler; 2017-11-15 at 01:26 AM.
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2017-11-15, 02:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Acting help pls
Do you read the comic in the sidebar? Elan makes stabbing puns all the time, since it's required to trigger one of his class features.
Last edited by Ninja_Prawn; 2017-11-15 at 02:18 PM.
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2017-11-15, 02:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Acting help pls
I'm hooked!
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2017-11-19, 07:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Acting help pls
Don't improvise jokes in the middle of a stage combat scene. Everything should be completely scripted and practiced, to stay safe.
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2017-11-20, 03:09 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Acting help pls
I'd take a stab at it, but if I make the sharpest remark here I'll never be let of the hook, and I'll be asked to point out sword pun after soared pun, even though the pen is mightier than the sword, because you can't spell sword without word. I also don't want to put to fine a point on it, but if we use up all future puns Elan could use the giant is going to be crossed with us, and then we're playing by the sharp of the sword. So I've decided I'm not lowering myself to your level when pixie dust will get me the high I need.
Okay, a bunch of those aren't very funny, and I'm on the fence about a few more. That was just forcing it.The Hindsight Awards, results: See the best movies of 1999!
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2017-11-20, 02:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Acting help pls
Wait -- does this mean that you are taking James Barrie's excellent play, and re-writing it with puns from the Internet?
I'm ... not sure that's a good idea.
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2017-11-20, 03:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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2017-11-20, 09:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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2017-11-21, 07:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Acting help pls
Hook could tell Pan that his weapon looks as sharp as a fence post and any cutting remarks should be abandoned. he should also mention that Pan should not be such a sword loser.
Or Hook could say that for an opponent who is just a boy to fight a grown man is a total crock.Has any one seen my jar of anti-protons or my cyclotron of positrons?
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2017-11-24, 08:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Acting help pls
Well, you might consider this approach.
Originally Posted by James M. Barrie