ABR Discussion thread XXXV - Rise of the Pervsharks!

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Originally Posted by Darklord Bright

In mostly unrelated news, I recently played Galactic Civilizations 2 as a custom ArZoot race. The ArZoot, led by Grand Empress Cyban, colonized many worlds, naming each one "ArZoot" and then adding the appropriate number on the end. At least one of them was an Aquatic World, ArZoot 4, if I remember right.

In the end, though, it wound down to keeping the Yor (Think Borg) from assimilating my culture. The ArZoot did this by showing them with cultural upgrades that ArZoot culture was SUPERIOR, causing several of the borg-race to rebel and join the ArZoot.

Just as full-scale galactic war was looming on the horizon, the ArZoot achieved victory by doing what many thought impossible!

Spoiler

They Ascended. You see, we had been preparing for our ascension since we were first able to travel the stars! As long as we held off our destruction for long enough, nothing else we did mattered while a slow and steady victory was in our grasp!

So the ArZoot became immortal beings.

I'm sure Cyban's first act as God-Emperor of mankind was to rename the universe "ArZoot 9" or some such nonsense.

So, yeah. Kneel before Zod, I guess.

And Turrell.

But mostly Turrell!