Goblins V: It's Hard-Kore!

[Killer Angel]

This dungeon, needs Tempts Fate.

[petersohn]

Tempts Fate vs. alternate Tempts Fates, especially Psion Tempts Fate. That would be interesting, yeah.

[Radar]

Tempts Fate vs. alternate Tempts Fates, especially Psion Tempts Fate. That would be interesting, yeah.

I would even use the word... tempting.
Yeaaahhh!

[Lord Raziere]

eh, boring Tempts Fate he would complete it in one try.

though that universe with the super-claw goblins Tempts Fate could probably give him a run for his money.

[petersohn]

Remember that we would have more than 200 Tempts Fates, most of them as badass as our Tempts is, some even more. If even Chuck Norris is not a challenge to him, this dungeon would surely be.

[Coidzor]

Tempts Fate vs. alternate Tempts Fates, especially Psion Tempts Fate. That would be interesting, yeah.

...The Psion Tempts Fates would get together, figure out a way to break a bunch of them out together, and adventure the heck out of the cosmos.

[Turalisj]

Remember that we would have more than 200 Tempts Fates, most of them as badass as our Tempts is, some even more. If even Chuck Norris is not a challenge to him, this dungeon would surely be.

You mean Chuck Norris the actor who laughs at the 'ChuckFacts' and hasn't been in a good movie for years? That Chuck Norris?

edit: Oh, and his famous beard? He shaved it off.

[The Linker]

You mean Chuck Norris the actor who laughs at the 'ChuckFacts' and hasn't been in a good movie for years? That Chuck Norris?

edit: Oh, and his famous beard? He shaved it off.

Killjoy.

[Traab]

You mean Chuck Norris the actor who laughs at the 'ChuckFacts' and hasn't been in a good movie for years? That Chuck Norris?

edit: Oh, and his famous beard? He shaved it off.

The one who needed a stunt double to do everything but throw a sloppy punch in walker texas ranger?

[petersohn]

No, I mean the Chuck Norris, who when he gets into a fight with O-Chul, the universe explodes before they finally finish.

[TheSummoner]

So... If Chuck Norris shaved his beard off, does that mean the beard is now the badass one, functioning entirely independant of Chuck or just that Chuck has lost the source of his power?

[Turalisj]

No, I mean the Chuck Norris, who when he gets into a fight with O-Chul, the universe explodes before they finally finish.

So the stunt double.

[JonestheSpy]

So the stunt double.

I think the actual badass one is Chuck Norris's publicity manager.

[Turalisj]

I think the actual badass one is Chuck Norris's publicity manager.

So 4chan is badass?

[Draconi Redfir]

So 4chan is badass?

Anything that can create evry internet meme in existance NEEDS to be badass.

[Morph Bark]

So... If Chuck Norris shaved his beard off, does that mean the beard is now the badass one, functioning entirely independant of Chuck or just that Chuck has lost the source of his power?

Chuck Norris used to be like a dwarf. He was controlled by the beard. Now they've seperated, he's a human.

Anything that can create evry internet meme in existance NEEDS to be badass.

4chan is hardly responsible for every internet meme.

[Draconi Redfir]

4chan is hardly responsible for every internet meme.

Name five that havent at least been influinced by it.

[The Glyphstone]

Influenced by and created by are very different things. 4Chan is definitely the primordial slime pool in which baby memes grow strong and proliferate across the internet, but they don't all start there in the muck.

[Turalisj]

You know... I think the Scarmax group is from Eberron.... That skull that their Forgath has on? It's got two sets of eyes like that goblin-thing from Eberron.

[LOTRfan]

That's true! It's even got the skull structure and pointed ears. That's awesome! That could be bad, though... Goblins is set in a low-magic world. The Eberronians (Eberronites?), if they are from Eberron, might have an advantage.

[Miklus]

New one is up! I got it, I got It! The first panel gives it all away!

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They have to tounge kiss though the holes in the wall!

[Draconi Redfir]

New one is up! I got it, I got It! The first panel gives it all away!

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They have to tounge kiss though the holes in the wall!

God dangit i was just gunna suggest that XD

[Puschkin]

One can see that "our" party works better together.

However, my thought was that one way to beat the dungeon would probably be to work together with all other parties and then to somehow try to beat the system.

[Killer Angel]

I love how the two Kin think in the same way...
...and I wonder how the other group can adventure without killing each other.

[Radar]

I love how the two Kin think in the same way...
(...)

A quote from McNinja might be relevant: That's what happens, when you team up a dude with his clone. They think alike.

[Giggling Ghast]

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They have to tongue kiss though the holes in the wall!

Cute, but I don't think that's exactly how it will work.

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The holes in the wall are too small for tonsil hockey.

Rather, I think that simply kissing — like a desperate last kiss between Kin and Minmax before they get smushed — will stop the chamber from closing in.

[Traab]

Man, evil Kin is one busty lady! And I honestly get the feeling that getting out of the trap involves both teams somehow cooperating. Not sure in what way however.

[Draconi Redfir]

Man, evil Kin is one busty lady! And I honestly get the feeling that getting out of the trap involves both teams somehow cooperating. Not sure in what way however.

I think its a push-up girdle or something TBH

[TheStranger]

On a slightly more serious note...

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I think the problem isn't that the exit door can't be opened, but rather that only one of the two exit doors can be opened at a time. Either version of Minmax could have opened the door, but they canceled each other out perfectly, so the door wouldn't budge. If one of them tries to open the door while the other one isn't also trying to open theirs, they'll be able to. Depending on whether the Maze of Many is intended to actively eliminate teams or just play with them until they eliminate themselves, the other group may or may not be able to open their door after the first group leaves.

This type of challenge would be absolutely worthless if the two groups didn't act exactly the same, but given the premise of the Maze of Many, it's not exactly a long shot. Except for the way they interact with each other, the two groups we can see are performing the same actions in each round.

[LOTRfan]

Is Kin supposed to be a Half-Blood, or some other Yuan-ti variant?