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2012-09-27, 06:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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When in doubt, use cute little dragons.
Game and roleplaying stuff.
The data is 1's and 0's. Life is the jazz. (Previous avatars)
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2012-09-27, 06:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [PitP] Ponythread: The Roleplaying
These quantities are more than satisfactory. Two carriers should be enough for transport. With regard to your query concerning the reactors, my answer is both no and yes. No, 200 would be far too few to power the entire army. However, the power sources are not so much required for the individual soldiers as they are the manufacturing plants and mining vehicles. Once those are operational, we will be able to adequately power the units.
More troubling than this is the state of the Equestrian government. If their own government cannot provide safety, then they will have to remain with me for longer than I anticipated. They will not be pleased.
I am not familiar with what they need to survive. Perhaps the leaderly one can be of assistance...
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2012-09-27, 06:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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Geeeaa!
Alas, no, but I have a simple spell that should be easy for you to caste. You don't even have to chant anything.
"Scraches a few wiggly seals and the phrase "Hic Est Tartara Vocare Lin, Ad Solve Tacita Noctium Anima, Preme Unus" into the dirt"
Simply move your horn over seals on the ground, and then channel magic through it. Your natural talents will do the rest, I assure you-
"Pyra appears"
Squeak? Squeak squeak squeak.
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2012-09-27, 06:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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I KNOW! Faust hang it all, I know. Do you really think I don't realize that? Do you think I don't care about the blood on my hooves? Did you hack my security cams to watch me have a private little mental Blue Screen of Death once I had finished my business with you twits? Do you know about the hours in therapy with Blunt? Do you even realize the deaths we caused? Maybe you don't care about the ponies who died in Canterlot, whether by your OFC or my thrice-blasted bombs, but I DO.
Calm down. Breathe.
Why do you think I've been so off-character for these past few months? My temperament could be called mercurial without a shade of inaccuracy. Why do you think I've been so adamant in destroying you, where before I was merely content to watch the world burn?
Why do you think I didn't push that button when I had the chance?
I've had enough violence, enough "acceptable collateral damage," enough haunting security footage of foals screaming in terror before the film abruptly stops. It stops here. I will use my gifts to help ponykind, not destroy it!
Now, the question is, are you going to help?
*pant* *pant*
I'm sorry you had to witness that. It's been there for a while.
I'm glad I can be of assistance. It's time I did something right in the world. While the government may be out of commission, I will do everything in my power to protect my people. If two carriers will be sufficient, that means you have around 700 ponies that need caring for. Blunt, find a food supplier and order enough food to support one thousand ponies for two weeks. Some tents would probably not be amiss, either.
One more thing: Start disassembling the bombs.I run a Let's Play channel! Check it out!
Currently, we're playing through New Vegas as Gabriel de la Cruz, merchant and mercenary extraordinaire!
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2012-09-27, 06:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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Wonderful, the other explosion happy mad scientist needs my help now. *sigh* Alright, I know I'm going to regret asking this, but what exactly do you need from me?
WAIT, YOUNG PRINCESS OF THE EARTH, I MEAN YOU NO HARM! WHY DOES EVERYPONY IN THIS WORLD FLEE FROM ME?
AND AS FOR YOU...BURN IN RIGHTEOUS FIRE, UNDEAD MONSTER!
SpoilerIf brute force isn't working, that just means you're not using enough of it.
When in doubt, set something on fire. If not in doubt, set something on fire anyway.
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2012-09-27, 06:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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Last edited by Balmas; 2012-09-27 at 06:53 PM.
I run a Let's Play channel! Check it out!
Currently, we're playing through New Vegas as Gabriel de la Cruz, merchant and mercenary extraordinaire!
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2012-09-27, 07:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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Don't you DARE call my devotion to Equestria into question! Every act of destruction I've performed has been to combat a greater evil. Do you think for a second I'd have fired on Canterlot were it not for the fact that Silent Night and his minions were holding a major meeting there? They call me a monster, call me a maniac, when I am all that stands between Equestria and an immortal undead menace. While you were wallowing in self-pity, I was the one who drove the greatest threat Equestria has faced since Discord himself into near extinction. It was my friendship-powered techonology that stopped Silent Night's madmare niece from turning the sun into a thing of darkness and destruction.
Call me a madstallion if you wish, denigrate my willingness to do what must be done if you have to, but NEVER question my dedication to the good of ponykind. I cannot, will not standby helplessly while darkness threatens to consume all I love, no matter what stopping it entails.
I'll see what I can do, but I have a sinking feeling that Celestia's using the rebuilding of Canterlot as an excuse to take some time off. It wouldn't be the first time she did something like that I've moved the government to Mareami until the damage the changeling's caused is repaired my scaly plot.If brute force isn't working, that just means you're not using enough of it.
When in doubt, set something on fire. If not in doubt, set something on fire anyway.
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2012-09-27, 07:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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When in doubt, use cute little dragons.
Game and roleplaying stuff.
The data is 1's and 0's. Life is the jazz. (Previous avatars)
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2012-09-27, 07:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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2012-09-27, 07:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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...You actually believe that, don't you... You know the problem? You don't distinguish between Equestria and Equestrians. Sure, you're fighting for Equestria, making noble sacrifices, "saving us all." Fat lot of good it does for the ponies you kill.
Like this morning. That celebratory OFC bombardment? Ponies died, Boffinspark. They died because you needed to laugh.
That attack on Silent Night? Did it even scratch him? No, it did not. You shot at a mouse, with no regard for the filly two feet away from him. Ponies died.
Heck, your wife did more damage to him, with less collateral damage. Consider that next time.
So yes. You're a monster. More ponies have died at your hands than Silent Night has ever killed. And you know what? I'm a monster too. At least I have the courage to face up to what I've done, instead of constantly hiding behind others.I run a Let's Play channel! Check it out!
Currently, we're playing through New Vegas as Gabriel de la Cruz, merchant and mercenary extraordinaire!
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2012-09-27, 07:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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...History's repeating itself with different ponies.
Well, I can't argue with this. *tries out the seals*When in doubt, use cute little dragons.
Game and roleplaying stuff.
The data is 1's and 0's. Life is the jazz. (Previous avatars)
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2012-09-27, 07:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [PitP] Ponythread: The Roleplaying
I don't want to interrupt this touching moment of personal growth and imminent rainbow explosion-ness, but I'm not entire sure that's such a safe statement. It's quite feasable that he has a higher kill-count than the Dreadmouse, but once you factor in those parts of his Cult that he was directly responsible for and the age involved, I wouldn't like to guess which of the two have caused the deaths of more ponies.
It's a fierce competition, that much is clear.
What?
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2012-09-27, 07:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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2012-09-27, 07:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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Oh, thank you little one.
"Burst of black light"
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Hello, this is your local representive of Fate. May I ask what you wish to do today?
Hello, I wish to make a few changes to my portfolio.
Oh, is that so...hmm, grew up in Stalliongrad, got lost in a ice cave, found a holy relic, a stamp showing clearance for a Greater Deity to obtain your soul, ect. A few note's stating the fact you need to exist a few generatons longer, some positive notes from some very big names in the buisness. Realy, you met up at a Cuthonic garden party? Wait, this last section is odd, it's in a different pen...
Indeed. Unlawful soul-binding to the form of a mouse. As you can see, my soul-stuff was misplaced, and a vandal ignored the fact it was owned by another entity and forced it/me unto the form of a cheese-eating rodent.
Quite the claim. Would you like to press charges?
No,no need in spreading the hate. However, may I get my original body back?
Are you sure? I mean, these records are sloppy, but it looks like you went through a rainbow of forms. My, this is the most convoluted fate portfolio I have ever seen about a single being. One of the sheets is a klein bottle . I dont even know how this was in the folder.
Yes, yes, I know. It was a running joke back in collage.
Is that it?
Indeed.
Well, grab it on your way out.
Thank you, and have a nice day.
"end burst, out comes the form of Silent Night"
Ahhahahahh! Muhah-
"looks at Terra"
hohohohoho! So, little filly, as you can see, I am just like you, and I am ready to start your lessions whenever you wish. If you have a topic in mind, I am preapared to start now. A contract's a contract.
"Does not look up."
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2012-09-27, 08:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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Thanks, I think.
Curse my lack of weapons that don't inflict grievous collateral damage on the surrounding areas! I could try the barrel-mounted FAM friendship cannon, but if the orbital cannon has no effect... Tinsel, do have you any weaponry?I run a Let's Play channel! Check it out!
Currently, we're playing through New Vegas as Gabriel de la Cruz, merchant and mercenary extraordinaire!
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2012-09-27, 08:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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I have my railgun.
*Swings rifle around into grip*
This is far more precise than your explosives, though I am not certain that it can do lasting damage to Silent Night. If I understand the logs correctly, upon death he will simply possess another body.
Crippling shots, on the other hoof, could be feasible.
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2012-09-27, 09:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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AH, RIGHT, IS THIS BETTER?
Well, we'll have a better idea momentarily. I'm supposed to be recieving a report soon detailing exactly what kind of causalties Boffinspark and Dive Bomb have been causing since the Canterlot fiasco.
Congratulations, miss, you’ve just helped revive the most dangerous monster ever to set hoof in Equestria. Igor, you know the drill.
Ook!
Oh, sure. Everypony hated my OFC array, but now that Silent Night's back you're all "oh if only we had weapons of mass friendship to unleash upon the horrible monster."
*portals open around Silent Night, surrounding him from every angle*
There, now the blast should be contained to just him and his immediate surroundings bunch of ungrateful...
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And big finish
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*burps out a scroll bearing the Equestrian Royal Seal* Huh, it's the report I was talking about. Let's see...property damage in the hundreds of billions...stain on local emergency...Ah, here it is, casualty numbers...wait, that can't be right. That's simply not possible, those idiots blew up multiple cities between them, HOW THE TARTARUS DID NEITHER OF THEM KILL ANYPONY? IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!
Make sense? Oh, where's the fun in making sense?
...oh flick me.If brute force isn't working, that just means you're not using enough of it.
When in doubt, set something on fire. If not in doubt, set something on fire anyway.
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2012-09-27, 09:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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...Whoops. I messed up, didn't I. I need to do something!
*shoots sparks at Silent Night*When in doubt, use cute little dragons.
Game and roleplaying stuff.
The data is 1's and 0's. Life is the jazz. (Previous avatars)
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2012-09-27, 10:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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2012-09-27, 10:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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2012-09-27, 10:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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Heheheh, oh don't worry, we'll have plenty of time to get acquainted soon enough.
Umm, Bleakmane? I'd say causality went out the window as soon as he came into the picture.
WARNING! C-C-C-CORE ENERGY FL-FL-FLUCTUATING RAPIDLY! CORE BREhahaha, you didn't think you could keep me contained like that forever, did you?If brute force isn't working, that just means you're not using enough of it.
When in doubt, set something on fire. If not in doubt, set something on fire anyway.
My Homebrew
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2012-09-27, 10:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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Hmmm? I don't believe we've been introduced. Just who exactly...and for that matter what is that?
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2012-09-27, 10:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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Oh, this is going to be very depressing...
Originally Posted by Alabenson
Originally Posted by Alabenson
I mean, not that I'm complaining about the preservation of pony life, but HOW!? I went mad! I needed therapy!
Oh, and it was soo much fun to watch.
...DISCOOOOORD!I run a Let's Play channel! Check it out!
Currently, we're playing through New Vegas as Gabriel de la Cruz, merchant and mercenary extraordinaire!
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2012-09-27, 10:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [PitP] Ponythread: The Roleplaying
When in doubt, use cute little dragons.
Game and roleplaying stuff.
The data is 1's and 0's. Life is the jazz. (Previous avatars)
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2012-09-27, 10:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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Well...after Discord was defeated by the Elements of Harmony, Princess Celestia wanted to ensure that if he ever escaped again he wouldn't be at full power, so she entrusted me with finding a way to weaken him. Building the mechanism to drain his power was easy enough, but it produced so much of it I needed to find a way to process the energy in large quantities. And so I may have, kinda, hooked Discord up to my ship's energy core as a power source.
WaRnInG? C-c-CoRe FLUC@!#$%@#$#$TICAL! JET-JET------
HAHAHAHA! Oh, it's going to be good to finally be back!
HOW, about now?
Don't worry, they really just tickle a little. Although, that might be because I'm a fire elemental.Last edited by Alabenson; 2012-09-27 at 10:52 PM.
If brute force isn't working, that just means you're not using enough of it.
When in doubt, set something on fire. If not in doubt, set something on fire anyway.
My Homebrew
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2012-09-27, 11:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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Hmm. No, can't say I've ever heard of him. Should I have? He doesn't look very threatening. More kind of...jolly?
No offence, uh, Discord wasn't it?Last edited by Tiki Snakes; 2012-09-27 at 11:00 PM.
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2012-09-27, 11:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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"Yawn"
Boffenspark, this is starting to become...boring. How about a duel? A test of both our skills. A weeks time, to prepare. No outside help. A simple stallion-to-stallion duel. Your magic versus mine, your immortality versus mine, ect.
What do we have here?
Oh, hai Discord.
..Do I know you?
I met your siblings at Priestcon. You see, the Elder God booth was full to the brim, and as it turns out...are you okay?
.....
"pop"
Heh, still got it.
Hehehe, now, child, please. I honestly wish to teach you. For instance, rather that think of your horn as you unleash magic, think of the tip of it. The more precise, the better the focus of the magic missiles you create.
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2012-09-27, 11:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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I run a Let's Play channel! Check it out!
Currently, we're playing through New Vegas as Gabriel de la Cruz, merchant and mercenary extraordinaire!
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2012-09-28, 11:30 AM (ISO 8601)
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None taken, my vampiric friend. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some chaos to unleash. Hahahaha!
*vanishes, leaving a pink cotton candy cloud over Bleakmane which begins raining chocolate milk*
As much as I'd enjoy personally pulling you apart, I'm going to be somewhat busy recapturing my escaped energy source. So, in the meantime, why don't you play with one of my atomic monsters?
*a massive portal opens infront of Silent Night*
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Really, Dive Bomb, beat me up? And how exactly do you plan to do that?
*snaps claws, causing Dive Bomb and Blunt to be dressed in vaquero outfits*If brute force isn't working, that just means you're not using enough of it.
When in doubt, set something on fire. If not in doubt, set something on fire anyway.
My Homebrew
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2012-09-28, 12:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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*slowly lowers rifle*
Dive Bomb, my assessment is that this situation has just gone beyond our control. I will meet you again at the rendezvous point.
Alicorn filly, you may join me if you wish. It will be considerably safer than remaining here.
Really, Dive Bomb, beat me up? And how exactly do you plan to do that?
*snaps claws, causing Dive Bomb and Blunt to be dressed in vaquero outfits*
...I do not understand...