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A Thread in Which Banter Most Random is Expulsed Into Existence, By Ravens_cry #142
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Book of Playground
Chapter 142- On the first page, Ravens Cry said, LET THERE BE BANTER, and there was Banter.
And Ravens Cry saw the Banter, and it was Random.
The first page.
Last edited by Ravens_cry; 2010-06-17 at 09:12 AM.
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2010-06-17, 07:59 AM (ISO 8601)
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2010-06-17, 08:04 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: A Thread in Which Banter Most Random is Expusled Into Existance, By Ravens_cry #1
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2010-06-17, 08:36 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: A Thread in Which Banter Most Random is Expusled Into Existance, By Ravens_cry #1
I have just seen an old man steal a baby.
It was slightly unnerving until I realised he was her dad.Piratebold-Bard by Elder Tsofu | Backer #121 of the Giantitp Kickstarter | My homebrew
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2010-06-17, 08:38 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: A Thread in Which Banter Most Random is Expusled Into Existance, By Ravens_cry #1
Technically, that can happen.
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Re: A Thread in Which Banter Most Random is Expusled Into ExistEnce, By Ravens_cry #1
You spelt 'existence' incorrectly, I'm afraid. Better luck next time, old chap.
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Re: A Thread in Which Banter Most Random is Expusled Into ExistEnce, By Ravens_cry #1
Excellent Elan & Yoshi avatar by Mr Saturn
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Re: A Thread in Which Banter Most Random is Expusled Into ExistEnce, By Ravens_cry #1
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Re: A Thread in Which Banter Most Random is Expusled Into ExistEnce, By Ravens_cry #1
Curious. 142 is the number of the All-Seeing Codex in Elagune's comic Bibliography.
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Re: A Thread in Which Banter Most Random is Expulsed Into Existence, By Ravens_cry #1
Expusled makes me think of pus.
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Re: A Thread in Which Banter Most Random is Expulsed Into Existence, By Ravens_cry #1
Piratebold-Bard by Elder Tsofu | Backer #121 of the Giantitp Kickstarter | My homebrew
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Re: A Thread in Which Banter Most Random is Expulsed Into Existence, By Ravens_cry #1
Is Jibbers here? No? In that case
*BOOGIES*
This thread has been blessed.
As of yesterday I have only one exam left. I am happy. And we're going to a Japanese restaurant this evening. The weather is nice, I had an 'easy' exam yesterday, another 'easy' exam tomorrow, my friends and I get to go out tonight, I'm going home on Saturday (presumably) and it's the summer holidays.
Today is good. Life is, in fact, good.
ALl I got to do is pack . . . and have a six page holiday reading list.
Life is good.
Bathatar!
Squid bones are lies.
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Re: A Thread in Which Banter Most Random is Expulsed Into Existence, By Ravens_cry #1
DID YOU KNOW
Chocolate milk has a lifetime measured in minutes!
If you don't drink it by the exact date and time marked "Use By" on the packet, you will die.
THIS IS FACTBANG → !
OH LOOK AT HER/.../YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN/YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN/YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN MEAN/RICHARDS
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2010-06-17, 10:14 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: A Thread in Which Banter Most Random is Expulsed Into Existence, By Ravens_cry #1
I have a day and a half left covering this cursed account at work that I haven't got enough training to cover on my own, and no one to ask about stuff since the guy that usually covers it is in South Africa.
However, he's back on Monday and I'll happily hand things over to him again.
After that, I've only got Tuesday left at work before I go on my week and a half vacation to Sweden.
I've started the countdown.
Edit:
*gasp* Oh, the horror!!! *strikes semi-dramatic pose*
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Re: A Thread in Which Banter Most Random is Expulsed Into Existence, By Ravens_cry #1
Koorli: packing to go home?
KuReshtin: in South Africa for the World Cup? If so, JEALOUSY.
Dogmantra: today I poured milk on my little brother's breakfast cereal and he announced to me that it tasted funny. It did. We were using a newly opened carton a milk whose "sell-by" date was today, and usually it's good at least a week after the sell-by . . . but then, it was 2% milk, not whole. Yuck. So we opened the whole milk (which also had a sell-by of today) and it was delicious.
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Re: A Thread in Which Banter Most Random is Expulsed Into Existence, By Ravens_cry #1
I was lucky. I finished a bottle three minutes before it expired. One time I saw someone eat a slice of toast from a loaf of bread a whole hour out of date. There was so much blood.
BANG → !
OH LOOK AT HER/.../YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN/YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN/YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN MEAN/RICHARDS
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I once spent a summer digging wells, then I grew tired of the hole boring business.
I just came to Boogie with CurlyKitGirl and to bask in that new thread smell.
Oooooh, the RB thread I made is still around. That was a fun time, very controversial, due to the controversy of me not posting enough to have my own thread, but it was still a great honor. I'm doing the old man rambling thing now. Was 2007 so long ago?inner circle Legionary of Resiliance
I love my Ceikatars!
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Not here as much. I am out Roman around.
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Re: A Thread in Which Banter Most Random is Expulsed Into Existence, By Ravens_cry #1
Yep, he's there for the World Cup.
That's nothing, though. One of my colleagues from the American Football Referees Association had to put himself as unavailable for games for about a whole month because he was first going to Paris for the French Open tennis tournament, and then he headed to South Africa for the World Cup as well. He won't be back until after 4th July.
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Re: A Thread in Which Banter Most Random is Expulsed Into Existence, By Ravens_cry #1
Atreyu: I guess it was . . . mine was in '07 as well, but months later. Actually, with this thread I would theoretically be allowed to make a new one (50 later, y'all!) but I don't post enough anymore either.
KuReshtin: Daaaaaang. I'm American so I'm not supposed to like the sport (ha, ha) but seriously . . . I love it. It's my dad's fault. He was going on gleefully last night about how he's gotten me into it after all these years. Yet another father-daughter bonding activity, I guess. As if we're not bonded enough already . . . my parents and I are ridiculously close.
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Re: A Thread in Which Banter Most Random is Expulsed Into Existence, By Ravens_cry #1
My hair is now the shortest it has been in years. Still not short by most people's standards, but it's weird...
"'But there's still such a lot to be done...'
YES. THERE ALWAYS IS."
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Re: A Thread in Which Banter Most Random is Expulsed Into Existence, By Ravens_cry #1
“I promise, we will find all your moms. And I'm gonna tell!.”- Wonder Woman
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Re: A Thread in Which Banter Most Random is Expulsed Into Existence, By Ravens_cry #1
My poor, soft representative-democracy mind has been thrown for a loop. "On Saturday you may bear witness to something rare," said my husband over IRC, and I thought "?", "two grown men watching a wedding ;P" Another "?". People are coming around to our apartment to watch the Swedish royal wedding. And again I posit, ?????. Can't even distill my bafflement into a 'what' or 'why' or other interrogative. These are not tabloid readers.
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Re: A Thread in Which Banter Most Random is Expulsed Into Existence, By Ravens_cry #1
It's a momentous event in Sweden. We've not had a royal wedding since the king himself got married in the 70s, and now it's the crown princess that's getting married, so it's a pretty big deal.
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Re: A Thread in Which Banter Most Random is Expulsed Into Existence, By Ravens_cry #1
Hmm...
KuReshtin, since you're familiar with Sweden and the UK, how does the Swedish Royal Family measure up against the British one? I am curious.
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Re: A Thread in Which Banter Most Random is Expulsed Into Existence, By Ravens_cry #1
Hm, I know Curly did it, but...
*EPIC BOOGIE*
Kay, so that's done. And now, because I found it to be humorous, I revive the topic from the last RB: Naked parties can NEVER END WELL. Y/N?