Avatar Battle Royale Discussion Thread XIV, The Random Kill Strikes Back. Again...

[The Gremlin]

Hey, guys? Would anyone mind if we included the part in A Muppet's Christmas Carol, where Scrooge freaks out in his house and attacks his dressing gown? Only, I have an idea for it where my character, the cloaker which many of you don't actually remember, plays the dressing gown (or cloak, whatever you will). I've even worked out the script for it.

[Tiffanie Lirle]

Christmas Carol

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And we're off to a good start. Although Q just creeps me out there, the nose just seems weird.

[Green-Shirt Q]

Christmas Carol

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YAY! You included Baby Q's giant nose!

I don't know what I'd be doing in Lying's house, but that is SO what I would've done!

*makes Scrooge comic*

I am Scrooge by they way, Threeshades.

[kpenguin]

Using Telekinesis?! I'm never inviting you bowling again, Lying.

[Emperor Ing]

Using Telekinesis?! I'm never inviting you bowling again, Lying.

What? Telekinesis?! Come on, dude, that's just not fair! Use Explosion spells on the pin cluster just like everybody else.

[memnarch]

Must have been a bowling alley without the properly resistant pins.

[Green-Shirt Q]

Who's going to be Scrooge's nephew? Mad Mask or Kpenguin? It's important in my carol comic.

Personally, I can't imagine a penguin being Q's nephew, but then again I can imagine a penguin being any role in the story.

[Fawkes]

I think KP's one of the gentlemen asking for donations.

[kpenguin]

I gave up that role to Ninja Chocobo and his wack scientists.

I think I'm the nephew.

[Green-Shirt Q]

I think I'm the nephew.

That'd probably be best, since I already have a template for you.

The bad news is that I'd have to edit my cover page, which I'd have to do anyway to change the title.

[Mad Mask]

Kpenguin: are you sure you want to be Scrooge's nephew ? I think that my character fits better into the role, and it would look less weird.

[kpenguin]

I guess a cyclops would look better as an nigh-omnipotent being's nephew than an anthropomorphic penguin...

So now I'm out of a role too. Phooey.

[Green-Shirt Q]

I guess a cyclops would look better as an nigh-omnipotent being's nephew than an anthropomorphic penguin...

So now I'm out of a role too. Phooey.

Scrooge is a human. He's just played by a nigh-omnipotent being.

I think both characters could work well.

[Fawkes]

"You there, penguin! What day is it?"
"Why, it's Christmas!"

[Bayar]

"You there, penguin! What day is it?"
"Why, it's Christmas!"

Can I has turkey ?

[Mad Mask]

Stephen Mask could use an eyepatch and call himself a biclops.

[The Gremlin]

I guess a cyclops would look better as an nigh-omnipotent being's nephew than an anthropomorphic penguin...

So now I'm out of a role too. Phooey.

I don't think it's really fair to bust Kp out of his role. But playing the kid isn't really major enough for Kp, since he's been around since the beginning of FFF.
How about both Kp+his bro (can't remember name, sorry) and Rixy and Nancy are collecting donations? They both come in at the same time, and first ask for donations. Then, they start bickering over who gets the donations. Qooge then proceeds to boot them all out.

[DoomITP]

I shalst take any role that ain't taken. as long as it's male.

[Fawkes]

What's that, Doomer? You want to be Mrs. Cratchit?

Okay, if you insist.

[kpenguin]

Nah, Nameless should be Mrs. Cratchit. After all, he has boobies.

Anyway, I would be fine with Gremlin's idea, if NC agrees to it.

[DoomITP]

I said MALE

[Nameless]

Nah, Nameless should be Mrs. Cratchit. After all, he has boobies.

...
Get out.

[kpenguin]

Awwww... but its

[Nameless]

Do not use Fun Time's name in vain KP...

[kpenguin]

Oh yeah?

Fun Time has boobies!

[Nameless]

*gropes*

[kpenguin]

Looks like Nameless and Funtime are... close.



See guys? Fun Time can be fun!

[Emperor Ing]

Nah, Nameless should be Mrs. Cratchit.

Seconded

[Nameless]

Seconded

You're only saying that because I get to be the Ghost of yet to come.

[Emperor Ing]

You're only saying that because I get to be the Ghost of yet to come.

Well, that, and you fit the role quite uniformly.