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    Default Re: Phase's Phully Phormed, Phalangeal, and Phantasmagorical Random Banter #112

    Recaiden, a part of me is now dead. You killed it.

    With a rusty, chlorine-reeking hatchet.
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    Default Re: Phase's Phully Phormed, Phalangeal, and Phantasmagorical Random Banter #112

    Quote Originally Posted by Phase View Post
    Yeah, but that never stopped it before!
    Maybe we were just waiting for your triumphant return? Now that you're back the thread will grow at a tremendous pace and bring untold prosperity to the entire land.
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    << It's a mound of rainbowflesh, do NOT forget that.

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    Default Re: Phase's Phully Phormed, Phalangeal, and Phantasmagorical Random Banter #112

    Oh, Phase is back?

    Cool, guess I can start posting again.

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    Default Re: Phase's Phully Phormed, Phalangeal, and Phantasmagorical Random Banter #112

    The whole land?

    Screw that. Deadbeat land can go get it's own prosperity. I slays me my dragon, I gets me my reward, dig?
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    Default Re: Phase's Phully Phormed, Phalangeal, and Phantasmagorical Random Banter #112

    Hmmm.... Dragonskin condoms... No... Tarrasqueskin condoms.... Prevent SSTDs.... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

    That's a great idea.
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    Default Re: Phase's Phully Phormed, Phalangeal, and Phantasmagorical Random Banter #112

    ...wait, what?
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    Default Re: Phase's Phully Phormed, Phalangeal, and Phantasmagorical Random Banter #112

    Quote Originally Posted by Coidzor View Post
    Hmmm.... Dragonskin condoms... No... Tarrasqueskin condoms.... Prevent SSTDs.... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

    That's a great idea.
    But...the barbs, man...
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    Oh, I think I get it. It's—

    ...wait, what?

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    Default Re: Phase's Phully Phormed, Phalangeal, and Phantasmagorical Random Banter #112

    Back away slowly, and no sudden movements! It looks hungry.
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    << It's a mound of rainbowflesh, do NOT forget that.

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    Default Re: Phase's Phully Phormed, Phalangeal, and Phantasmagorical Random Banter #112

    hey guys i was down stairs doing my homework *couff**couff* ahem excuse me anyway we should have a world wide Nap time like every day at whenever O' clock everyone would just go and take a quick 20 minute nap huh what do you think? wouldent that be awesome

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    Default Re: Phase's Phully Phormed, Phalangeal, and Phantasmagorical Random Banter #112

    Quote Originally Posted by someonenonotyou View Post
    hey guys i was down stairs doing my homework *couff**couff* ahem excuse me anyway we should have a world wide Nap time like every day at whenever O' clock everyone would just go and take a quick 20 minute nap huh what do you think? wouldent that be awesome
    Agh! Run on sentences! My mortal enemy!
    *gets stabbed*
    Oh, I am slain!

    Also, I totally take naps every day when classes are going on anyway
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    << It's a mound of rainbowflesh, do NOT forget that.

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    Default Re: Phase's Phully Phormed, Phalangeal, and Phantasmagorical Random Banter #112

    What? I'm not hungry I just ate...

    Oh screw it! *snarls and unzips the Coid costume, revealing himself to be the demon cobra from beyond the mad dreams of the ghostly warlock*

    *scarpers*



    Hey guys, what'd I miss? Oh, and anyone have any idea when the watchmen movie being delayed was announced?

    Naps are awesome. half of the choir went to take them when we found out practice was canceled today...
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    Default Re: Phase's Phully Phormed, Phalangeal, and Phantasmagorical Random Banter #112

    Quote Originally Posted by Sneak View Post
    Oh, Phase is back?

    Cool, guess I can start posting again.
    Awww, guys...

    YOu need to worship me more often...

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    Default Re: Phase's Phully Phormed, Phalangeal, and Phantasmagorical Random Banter #112

    Quote Originally Posted by Phase View Post
    Awww, guys...

    YOu need to worship me more often...
    *converts to Phase worship*

    *asks him why he's always on the phone with MC*

    *runs*
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    Default Re: Phase's Phully Phormed, Phalangeal, and Phantasmagorical Random Banter #112

    Quote Originally Posted by Cobra_Ikari View Post
    *converts to Phase worship*

    *asks him why he's always on the phone with MC*

    *runs*
    Because occasionally, when everything seems dark and cold, he needs to retreat to the one universal truth he knows of:

    That he Can't Touch This.
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    Default Re: Phase's Phully Phormed, Phalangeal, and Phantasmagorical Random Banter #112

    All in favor of starting a the first church of Phase say aye oh i get to be a preist or something

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    Default Re: Phase's Phully Phormed, Phalangeal, and Phantasmagorical Random Banter #112

    Coidzor, why must you remind me of that horrible abomination?
    If I'm eternally haunted by the dark images of demon cobra, it's all your fault.
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    Default Re: Phase's Phully Phormed, Phalangeal, and Phantasmagorical Random Banter #112

    Quote Originally Posted by someonenonotyou View Post
    All in favor of starting a the first church of Phase say aye oh i get to be a preist or something
    You shall never convert me to your heathen ways! There is no greater deity than Curly, Goddess of the Written Word!
    "'But there's still such a lot to be done...'
    YES. THERE ALWAYS IS."

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    Default Re: Phase's Phully Phormed, Phalangeal, and Phantasmagorical Random Banter #112

    I got dibs on the vile, hateful zealot position in the Church of Phase.
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    Default Re: Phase's Phully Phormed, Phalangeal, and Phantasmagorical Random Banter #112

    Draco craves brownies. So Draco is now making brownies.

    ... Draco doesn't know why she's talking in the third person.

    Edit: Anyone want to play Scrabble on lexulous?
    Last edited by Neko Toast; 2009-01-13 at 08:09 PM.

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    Default Re: Phase's Phully Phormed, Phalangeal, and Phantasmagorical Random Banter #112

    What about Alarra? Isn't she the goddess of pudding?

    And I know there was a cookie goddess, too...

    ...and hey! Wait a sec! I declared myself a god! What am I doing! >.<
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    Default Re: Phase's Phully Phormed, Phalangeal, and Phantasmagorical Random Banter #112

    Quote Originally Posted by Thufir View Post
    You shall never convert me to your heathen ways! There is no greater deity than Curly, Goddess of the Written Word!
    BLASPHEMER!!!all shall know the greatness of the all powerful Phase Lord of everything.
    im am so starting a Church of Phase

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    Default Re: Phase's Phully Phormed, Phalangeal, and Phantasmagorical Random Banter #112

    Quote Originally Posted by Cobra_Ikari View Post
    What about Alarra? Isn't she the goddess of pudding?

    And I know there was a cookie goddess, too...

    ...and hey! Wait a sec! I declared myself a god! What am I doing! >.<
    Hmm. Wasn't Nostrabel the cookie goddess?

    And I am a god. I'm the invisible pink unicorn!

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    Default Re: Phase's Phully Phormed, Phalangeal, and Phantasmagorical Random Banter #112

    Quote Originally Posted by Sneak View Post
    And I am a god. I'm the invisible pink unicorn!
    Where? I don't see an invisible pink unicorn!
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    << It's a mound of rainbowflesh, do NOT forget that.

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    Default Re: Phase's Phully Phormed, Phalangeal, and Phantasmagorical Random Banter #112

    Quote Originally Posted by Sneak View Post
    Hmm. Wasn't Nostrabel the cookie goddess?

    And I am a god. I'm the invisible pink unicorn!
    Yes! It was Nostrabel! =D

    ...someone needs to draw up a pantheon someday. =P
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    Default Re: Phase's Phully Phormed, Phalangeal, and Phantasmagorical Random Banter #112

    The position of visionary madman messiah in the New Church of the Pink Unicorn is MINE. We will subvert this decadent and outdated church of phase with radical ideology, grotesque ritual pleasures, and poison truth in the guise of gilded lies. So it is written, let it be done. Ave, fiat, vos nequam.
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    Default Re: Phase's Phully Phormed, Phalangeal, and Phantasmagorical Random Banter #112

    Quote Originally Posted by Cobra_Ikari View Post
    ...someone needs to draw up a pantheon someday. =P
    This has been said before. We're back in the RB time loop.
    Last time, I declared myself God of Maths and Logic.
    "'But there's still such a lot to be done...'
    YES. THERE ALWAYS IS."

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    Default Re: Phase's Phully Phormed, Phalangeal, and Phantasmagorical Random Banter #112

    Quote Originally Posted by Kneenibble View Post
    The position of visionary madman messiah in the New Church of the Pink Unicorn is MINE. We will subvert this decadent and outdated church of phase with radical ideology, grotesque ritual pleasures, and poison truth in the guise of gilded lies. So it is written, let it be done. Ave, fiat, vos nequam.
    ...may I bribe you with snuggles and kisses to worship me as the God of Physical Affection? >.>
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    Hey guys Clicky and join

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    Default Re: Phase's Phully Phormed, Phalangeal, and Phantasmagorical Random Banter #112

    Quote Originally Posted by Cobra_Ikari View Post
    ...may I bribe you with snuggles and kisses to worship me as the God of Physical Affection? >.>
    "Yes!" you hear my voice leap like a spawning salmon to show my faith.

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