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Thread: 1001 Funny Living spells
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2007-04-16, 05:48 AM (ISO 8601)
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BoVD:
Living Forbidden Speech: Can't speak about that... or that... or that...
Living Touch of Juibilex: Everything is like me [the ooze]!
Living Consume Likeness: Kills you, then is you, repeat.
Living Polymorph/Lahm's Finger Darts: It fires fingers at you, over, and over, and over..
Living Addiction: What are you addicted to today?
Living Black Bag: Torture bags everywhere!
Living Cheat: An ooze that never loses
Living Nether Trail: And endless line of evil outsiders follows this ooze.
Living Tongue Serpents: Hordes of vipers!
Living Phantasmal Thief: This ooze wants it all.Avatar by Alarra
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2007-04-16, 03:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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2007-04-16, 03:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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Living Aspect of the Wolf: It's an ooze. Shaped like a wolf.
I have to say, though, the scariest one I've seen so far is a Living Avascular Mass/Finger of Death/Unnaming. *SLAM* Save or turn into a gooey mass of cardial tissue and lose half your HP. Then, save or die. If you make that, save or no longer exist.Wiki - Q&A - FB - LIn - Tw
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d20r: Spells (I-L) - d20r: Spells (H) - d20r: Spells (G) - d20r: Spells (F) - d20r: Spells (E) - d20r: Spells (D) - d20r: Wizard class
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2007-04-16, 03:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women!" -- Conan, on what is best in life
"A good plan, executed violently now, is better than a perfect plan next week." -- George S. Patton, Jr.
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2007-04-16, 06:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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Well, so long as we're doing blatantly illegal spells:
Living Mind Seed
Actually, given that psionics is too good for magical names, it'd probably be something like "Incarnate Mind Seed" or "True Manifestation of Mind Seed" or "Astral Mind Seed Crystal" or what have you, but still: A giant... thing which replaces your mind with its own? Come on, you know you want it...
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2007-04-16, 06:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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2007-04-16, 06:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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Living Dimensional lock paired with Maze.
My Current Works
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2007-04-16, 07:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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Living Summon Greater Dragon - "Look guy's there's nothing to worry about, its just an ooze!"
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I'm not evil. My morals just aren't the same as society's.
On a one man quest to beat the Star Wars Universe, using nothing but simple, plain, ordinary logic. Score so far: Me 593 SWU 450
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2007-04-16, 07:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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Living Continual Flame: A rogue's worst nightmare.
Living Reverse Gravity: Fun for the whole family.
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2007-04-16, 08:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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2007-04-16, 08:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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Living Backbiter: It don't hurt you much but I wouldn't attack it
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2007-04-16, 09:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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Living Wall of Iron: Either the most unfortunate "ooze" ever or the toughest blob on the block. Make sure your druid has plenty of rusting grasp spells prepped.
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2007-04-16, 09:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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2007-04-16, 09:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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2007-04-16, 10:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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Living Augury: *slam* "Weal!" *slam* "Weal!" *slam* "Woe!" *slam* "Weal!"
Living Contact Other Plane: *slam* "STOP CALLING ME!"Diamond Mind avatar provided by Abardam.
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2007-04-16, 10:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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Living Teleportation Circle-
Where did it go? Nobody knows.
Living Animate Objects-
When it hits you, your clothing comes to life and tries to kill you.
Living Simulacrum- I don't even know how that would work, but no matter what, it wouldn't be pretty.
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2007-04-16, 11:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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Living Clone for fast easy extra body manufacture.
Living Insanity because it would look like something straight out of H.P. Lovecraft's drug-induced hallucinations. Coincidentally Living Weird looks like something out of Lovecraft's nightmares (possibly zombie cthulhu?). Heck combine the two and you have Mythos Incarnate. Make a will save or start gibbering incoherently about non-euclidian squid monsters who eat seven-foot chitinous cyclopean tripedal pinecones.
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2007-04-18, 11:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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2007-04-18, 11:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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Living Otto's Irresistable Dance. It's annoying enough when a single mage hits you with it once. Every single round?!
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2007-04-18, 11:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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2007-04-19, 02:52 AM (ISO 8601)
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While we're doing psionics...
Living Time Regression. The best part here is that the only person in a time regression who remembers that things have changed is the manifester. The ooze is too stupid to act on this knowledge. So, everything happens exactly as before... It slam attacks someone. Time regresses a round. It slam attacks them again. Repeat forever.Last edited by Aquillion; 2007-04-19 at 02:53 AM.
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2007-04-19, 03:01 AM (ISO 8601)
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2007-04-19, 07:33 AM (ISO 8601)
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"The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words ... English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
"The only thing necessary for evil to succeed is for good men to do nothing."
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2007-04-19, 11:57 AM (ISO 8601)
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Originally Posted by Krimm_Blackleaf:
I'm using this. Thank you.Last edited by Nahal; 2007-04-19 at 11:58 AM.
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2007-04-19, 12:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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Living Detect Magic. Is completely sure of its own existence, sparking a philosophical revolution among living spells.
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2007-04-19, 07:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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2007-04-19, 08:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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As the Troll Masterchef was wont to sing : "There's no Race like Gnome for the Hollendaise".
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DM of the Arena: " Gareth goes to swing his Great Axe over his head. Gareth ( roll, roll) trips over his big toe and spins in mid air, landing flat on his back. The Great Axe returns and lands blade first in the center of his chest, causing 21 damage."
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2007-04-19, 08:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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Actually the party would win every fight. The Living Spell woudl never win.
Everytime it hits the round is redone. So 1 in 20 redone rounds the LS rolls a natural 1 and misses. Even if the party can only hit it on a natural 20 and only does 1 damage on a critical, they would still win. Every 8000 rounds the Living Spell on average would take 1 point of damage.
And the best part is the only rounds that the characters remember are ones when they rolled 2 natural 20's and their enemy rolled a natural 1.
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2007-04-19, 09:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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Except the one hit, right? Then much better if the rest of the party is watching the battle at a distance.
So, for one person, they've been locked in a month-long battle with this slime constantly being hit, but not hurt for long. To the others - it never touched you, but you kept hiting it in the best possible location.
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2007-04-19, 10:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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Living Vengeful Gaze of God/Contingent True Resurrection: Kills you, kills itself, True rezzes itself, kills again, kills itself again, true rezzes itself again..........
"On the other hand, maybe all of this could have been prevented if you had just managed to get laid once in a while. You can't tell me you would have been as tightly wound if you had been getting treasure type O once in a while"
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