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Haruki's Historically Hilarious Honey-covered Random Banter #94
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In order to try and keep these threads from becoming unmanageable, some rules have been created, and they accent the forum rules. Please read those first.
1. Spam. For the purposes of RB one word posts should be spam everywhere. Likewise, posts that are nothing but *actions like this* should also be considered spam. Quality of content trumps speed of response.
2. Ditch the "competition for control of the universe". It has ceased to be funny, and often branches out into little mock battles that fall into the spam definition laid out above. We've got a PbP section for fights, and even the Town has an arena, I believe.
3. If it's already a thread, don't bring it to RB. RB has such a huge range of subject matter even restricted to the little snippets that probably don't warrant their own thread, it doesn't need legitimate thread topics cluttering it up as well.
4. Stop advertising other threads in RB. Just because these new threads move at speeds more appropriate to a message board than an IM session doesn't mean you need to come over to RB and brow beat people into posting in your latest brainchild.
5. Please stop with single line posts alerting us to your current status -- as in "I'm back." This is Random Banter, not "How to stalk Random GitP forum members."
6. Do not poke, kick or bump the thread. It will move at whatever pace it wants to. Also, please refrain from Captain Obvious comments akin to "My, the thread is fast today."
7. Random Banter can only be as good, or as entertaining, as you make it. Demands to be entertained will fall on deaf ears unless you can add something more meaningful to the conversation.
8. No asking "What's the topic" or the ilk. This is *not* a conversation where you could've missed the begining, it's a forum where the current topic is nicely recorded for you. So read up a bit first.
9. Thread Creator must include the words "Random" and "Banter" as well as the thread #. Try to be concise as well.
10. Every post should contain two visible, legible complete sentences, Subject and Predicate. C'mon, make your old English teachers proud.
11. Remember, Random Banter is not your IM client. If you want to have a back and forth discussion with just one person, look in their contact information for IM details
Anyone found breaking the rules will be sent to stand in the corner and receive a very stern talking to!
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And now, without further ado, commence bantering!Last edited by Haruki-kun; 2008-02-01 at 09:24 PM.
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Re: Haruki's Historically Hilarious Honey-covered Random Banter #94
New thread!
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I just wanted to state that I let Haruki take this one. That way nobody thinks he just stole it.
Also Woo! New thread *Eats waffles*Spoiler
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You do realise that this is considered spam right?
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While it's still in the first page, is "Historically" spelled with two L's or with one L? I often get this feeling that I'm mispelling something...........>.>
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^: 2 Ls.
Honey-covered, huh? 1ft of honey on the floor to keep people from leaving, and everyone will be hyper from the sugar? Sounds... sticky.
Speakin' of honey... and stickiness... I think, if I find the energy, am going to make baklava tomorrow. >< Because it is the bestest dessert evar... >>Last edited by Ego Slayer; 2008-02-01 at 09:38 PM.
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WHOO!!! New thr— (Notices Rawhide's post)
Oh ... erm .... what did I come in here to say again?
Quick, you fool, they're on to you! Think of something to say!
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"I was at a pornography store. I was buying pornography."
Greatest. Simpsons. Quote. Ever.
Anyone remember the context behind this quote?
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I think Homer was trying to convince the police he wasn't drunk, but I'll have to check.
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Okay, after crashing the family cars together, he was trying to collect on the insurance.
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Don't tell him you were at a bar. He'll think you're drunk. But what else is OPEN at night?
Yay! New thread! In honour of this occasion, I present you with pseudo-Shakespeare.
I could totally make baklava. I have the phyllo...I should make that sometime.Last edited by ZombieRockStar; 2008-02-01 at 09:56 PM.
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who thinks Belkar is cool
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Laughs that the first post ignores teh rules :P
And isnt a Baklava what you put over your face in winter? Kind of a facetouque?Last edited by North; 2008-02-01 at 10:14 PM.
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You know, I don't think I've had any Greek food. Ever. No baklava, no ... er ... gyros, I guess. I know next to nothing about world cuisine.
In my house growing up, we ate pasta, cereal, TV dinners, and Chef Boyardee. That was it. If I ever get my own place I am never eating pasta again. We had it literally every other night, because we could get it in bulk for cheap at the warehouse.
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Today I saw a miniature Stonehenge made out of snow, complete with the outer circle thing it had going.
My lifelong dream of meeting a modern druid is about to be realized.
There's a 'c' that sneaks in there somewhere to differentiate the two. I forget where, because its pretty stealthy like the 'r' in February.Last edited by Ya Ta Hey!; 2008-02-01 at 10:42 PM.
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Shadow im curious, why did you go naked suddenly?
Was it because of the answer a question with a question thread?
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*sniff* My thread is dead... *sniff*
*ahem*
Baklava = yummy.
Gyros = MMMM YUMMY!
North - I think what you're thinking of is called a balaclava.
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No reason really.
I guess it's just because I feel pretty.
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wow... I seemed to have completely missed half of bushranger's thread...
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I seem to remember a story about edible balaclavas. Maybe I can recall it from the back of my memory...
Nope.
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It wasn't intended to be edible. And I think it involved a goat somehow.
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Woohoo!! New thread!!!
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LOL!
Yeah, I need to get back to school. But I've got to pay off $200 to the junior college cuz even though I've got my Associates of Arts Degree, apparently my fee waver didn't go though for my last 2 classes and I owe them that much, until then there's a hold on my transcripts and I cant transfer to a university and get my BA and then eventually masters...
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