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2011-04-13, 06:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
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2011-04-13, 06:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
Stoneskin - Barbarian's DR.
Protection from Arrows - As above, but pretends arrows don't hurt.
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2011-04-13, 07:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
Don't forget to occasionally "run out of spells," so long as doing so would be 1) funny and 2) not actively life-threatening, if a bit stupid.
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2011-04-13, 07:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
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2011-04-13, 07:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
Well Annoying goes beyond your build...you need to Role Play it.... have your Barbarian/Wizard constantly be ashamed of himself. Every time he casts a spell he should look like a teen age boy who's mom just caught him wearing a pair of nylons and eye shadow.
"Sleeping late might not be a virtue, but it sure aint no vice. The old saw about the early bird and the worm just goes to show that the worm should have stayed in bed."
- L. Long
I think, therefore I get really, really annoyed at people who won't.
"A plucky band of renegade short-order cooks fighting the Empire with the power of cheap, delicious food and a side order of whup-ass."
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2011-04-13, 07:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-04-13, 07:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
Just want to throw out there that you shouldn't have a sword. I mean, what wizard uses a sword? Get a good solid oaken staff. Everyone knows that wizards use staves, you know! And pointy hats!
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2011-04-13, 07:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-04-13, 07:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
I believe consensus says that Gandalf isn't a wizard, but rather an outsider with a collection of SLA's.
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2011-04-13, 08:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
Then what about that sickly pale guy?
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2011-04-13, 08:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-04-13, 08:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
Last edited by Quietus; 2011-04-13 at 08:19 PM.
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2011-04-13, 09:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
Simple solution: wield a greatclub and call it a staff.
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2011-04-13, 09:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
"Sleeping late might not be a virtue, but it sure aint no vice. The old saw about the early bird and the worm just goes to show that the worm should have stayed in bed."
- L. Long
I think, therefore I get really, really annoyed at people who won't.
"A plucky band of renegade short-order cooks fighting the Empire with the power of cheap, delicious food and a side order of whup-ass."
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2011-04-13, 09:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
Just say it's an oversized Metal Wand
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2011-04-13, 09:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-04-13, 09:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
So, regarding the Spellbook. I would suggest you keep a book and write in it. Just make sure you never use the skillpoints on Literacy. Just scribble, doodle, make pretty geometric shapes. Maybe say you know enough letters to sign your name. Write "Thogz buk, stai owt!" on the cover. With any luck, some rival wizard will steal your book and go mad trying to decipher it.
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2011-04-13, 10:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
My homebrew
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2011-04-13, 10:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
Summon lump
Conjuration
Level: Barbarian/Wizard 1
Components: M (A big stick), S (swing the stick)
Casting time: Instant
Range: Touch
Target: Creature touched
Duration: Instant
Saving throw: None
Spell Resistance: None
When cast, the caster brings his material component down upon the head of the target creature. A successful touch attack will raise a painful lump on the target's noggin.Last edited by Mutazoia; 2011-04-13 at 10:39 PM.
"Sleeping late might not be a virtue, but it sure aint no vice. The old saw about the early bird and the worm just goes to show that the worm should have stayed in bed."
- L. Long
I think, therefore I get really, really annoyed at people who won't.
"A plucky band of renegade short-order cooks fighting the Empire with the power of cheap, delicious food and a side order of whup-ass."
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2011-04-13, 10:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-04-13, 10:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
Only a very poor stick would be an M component. The F version is only 5 gp.
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2011-04-13, 10:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
"Sleeping late might not be a virtue, but it sure aint no vice. The old saw about the early bird and the worm just goes to show that the worm should have stayed in bed."
- L. Long
I think, therefore I get really, really annoyed at people who won't.
"A plucky band of renegade short-order cooks fighting the Empire with the power of cheap, delicious food and a side order of whup-ass."
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2011-04-13, 10:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
"Sleeping late might not be a virtue, but it sure aint no vice. The old saw about the early bird and the worm just goes to show that the worm should have stayed in bed."
- L. Long
I think, therefore I get really, really annoyed at people who won't.
"A plucky band of renegade short-order cooks fighting the Empire with the power of cheap, delicious food and a side order of whup-ass."
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2011-04-13, 10:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
I don't think that, err... "defaecing" the runes triggers them. And seeing as you're illiterate, you won't accidentally use them for reading material while you're tending to your, ah, needs.
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2011-04-13, 10:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
"Sleeping late might not be a virtue, but it sure aint no vice. The old saw about the early bird and the worm just goes to show that the worm should have stayed in bed."
- L. Long
I think, therefore I get really, really annoyed at people who won't.
"A plucky band of renegade short-order cooks fighting the Empire with the power of cheap, delicious food and a side order of whup-ass."
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2011-04-13, 10:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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"I am a master of many spells; I just don't know which ones will happen next."
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Maybe some sort of belief/morale bonus on activate blindly use magic item checks.Originally Posted by celebrityomnipath
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2011-04-13, 10:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
Oh gosh. It's going to be so funny when this character somehow actually casts a spell, and he's going to have no idea how he did it.
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2011-04-13, 11:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
Or he just disdains the use of items. Those are for weaklings whose own magic isn't up to the task.
@Merlin: A companion with Deceptive Spell?
Hm, I'm starting to think that this guy should be under 10 in his mental stats. Not for stupidity - it's just to ensure that he couldn't cast a real cantrip even if he wanted to.
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2011-04-13, 11:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
A couple more spells for you:
- Entangle Throw a Bolas at the target
- Obscuring Mist: Ignite a Smokestick
- Slow: Throw a Tanglefoot bag
- Cause Fear: Intimidate check
- Locate Object: Arbitrarily pick a direction. When it's proven that you are wrong, it must have moved
- Knock: HULK SMASH!!!
- Sending: Make something up
- Teleport Object: Throw it, and it's gone
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2011-04-13, 11:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
Arcane lock: material component, acid. Close and lock the door, then rust the handle in place with a very small amount of acid.
Time stop: full attack.
Beast shape: act like an animal.
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