The Throne of Thufir's Thoroughly Theoretical and Therapeutic Random Banter #116

[Fredthefighter]

Prepare to wait a lot for an anniversary. Time around here moves at the speed of a slug covered in superglue.

Sometimes it does yes, usually when there aren't a lot of people on.

[DraPrime]

Yes, it will have Hulk Hogan, Mike Myers and Mr.T in it. How about that?
Kitty Puppy Dragon Ninja Sorcerer! Kitty Puppy Dragon Ninja Sorcerer! Kitty Puppy Dragon Ninja Sorcerer! IT'S A KITTY PUPPY DRAGON NINJA SOR-CER-ER!
With Angus Young from ACDC singing the song.

Angus Young is a guitarist...

[Fredthefighter]

Angus Young is a guitarist...

Who was the singer then? I can't remember.
Oh what was his name?
Ooh, it was Brian Johnson wasn't it?
Yeah, Brian Johnson singing the theme tune, with the rest of ACDC providing the backing music.

[DraPrime]

Who was the singer then? I can't remember.
Oh what was his name?
Ooh, it was Brian Johnson wasn't it?
Yeah, Brian Johnson singing the theme tune, with the rest of ACDC providing the backing music.

Yes, it's Brian Johnson. But if you're going to have crazy high pitched singing, you might as well have Rob Halford of Judas Priest song it.

[A Rainy Knight]

Who was the singer then? I can't remember.
Oh what was his name?
Ooh, it was Brian Johnson wasn't it?
Yeah, Brian Johnson singing the theme tune, with the rest of ACDC providing the backing music.

And then The Donnas would play as the credit roll, right? That or TMBG...

I think KPDNS should have a lovable iguana-mole-treant-pirate-fighter sidekick. Except in a wheelchair for diversity.

[Fredthefighter]

Yes, it's Brian Johnson. But if you're going to have crazy high pitched singing, you might as well have Rob Halford of Judas Priest song it.

Maybe, but I had my hopes set on ACDC.

And then The Donnas would play as the credit roll, right? That or TMBG...

I think KPDNS should have a lovable iguana-mole-treant-pirate-fighter sidekick. Except in a wheelchair for diversity.

YES! But who are The Donnas and who are TMBG? How about Sum 41/Good Charlotte doing the credits roll?
I agree with the little iguana-mole-treant-pirate-fighter in the wheelchair. Mr.T could do the voice for him and Mike Myers could do the voice for KPDNS himself. Maybe throw in a female character too.

[DraPrime]

Maybe, but I had my hopes set on AC/DC.

Bah! AC/DC is to Judas Priest what mastur...hold on I need a more forum friendly comparison. I know! AC/DC is to Judas Priest what a lighter is to a forest fire.

[Phase]

So I got my labcoat secured and en route. Things are coming together...

[Fredthefighter]

Bah! AC/DC is to Judss Priest what mastur...hold on I need a more forum friendly comparison. I know! AC/DC is to Judas Priest what a lighter is to a forest fire.

I do like Judas Priest, but I just like AC/DC more. How about AC/DC do the theme song and Judas Priest do the credits roll?

So I got my labcoat secured and en route. Things are coming together...

Sweet. Go Dr. McNinja, ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWA!

[A Rainy Knight]

YES! But who are The Donnas and who are TMBG? How about Sum 41/Good Charlotte doing the credits roll?
I agree with the little iguana-mole-treant-pirate-fighter in the wheelchair. Mr.T could do the voice for him and Mike Myers could do the voice for KPDNS himself. Maybe throw in a female character too.

The Donnas = rock band of four awesome California girls.
New Kid In School.
TMBG = They Might Be Giants. I believe you are already familiar with them.

[DraPrime]

I do like Judas Priest, but I just like AC/DC more. How about AC/DC do the theme song and Judas Priest do the credits roll?

I say Judas Priest does it all. And you will obey me. Why? Because I'm older than you, and that puts me higher in the "pyramid of guys called Dan."

[Fredthefighter]

The Donnas = rock band of four awesome California girls.
New Kid In School.
TMBG = They Might Be Giants. I believe you are already familiar with them.

Ah, TMBG, yes I'm familiar with them.
And The Donnas are pretty good too.

I say Judas Priest does it all. And you will obey me. Why? Because I'm older than you, and that puts me higher in the "pyramid of guys called Dan."

How about this, Judas Priest, AC/DC and The Donnas team up to create a superteam called Judas Storm of Righteousness or something, then they do all of it awesomely?

[A Rainy Knight]

Their first single would be "I Don't Want To Get Back In Black (If You've Got Another Thing Comin')

Mix of Back in Black, You've Got Another Thing Comin', and I Don't Want To Know (If You Don't Want Me).

The Donnas actually did a Judas Priest cover on their album "The Donnas Turn 21."

[Fredthefighter]

Their first single would be "I Don't Want To Get Back In Black (If You've Got Another Thing Comin')

Mix of Back in Black, You've Got Another Thing Comin', and I Don't Want To Know (If You Don't Want Me).

The Donnas actually did a Judas Priest cover on their album "The Donnas Turn 21."

That, is sooooooooo cool.
Seriously, Judas Storm of Righteousness, they sound like a team of superheroes who have their own saturday morning Tv show.

[DraPrime]

How about this, Judas Priest, AC/DC and The Donnas team up to create a superteam called Judas Storm of Righteousness or something, then they do all of it awesomely?

I think you fail to understand my inherent superiority amongst guys called Dan.

And which Judas Priest song did the Donnas cover?

[Fredthefighter]

I think you fail to understand my inherent superiority amongst guys called Dan.

And which Judas Priest song did the Donnas cover?

I'm trying to make everyone happy! Damn you! Damn you to heck!
*Takes deep breath*
Calm down, calm down Fred,
Your time will come, your time will come.
*Works on getting Judas Priest, AC/DC and The Donnas together at once to form a superband/team*

[A Rainy Knight]

Living After Midnight.

Really, it was the only song on The Donnas Turn 21 that I can stand. All their albums before "Spend The Night" were, in my opinion, terrible party-punk.

[DraPrime]

I'm trying to make everyone happy! Damn you! Damn you to heck!
*Takes deep breath*
Calm down, calm down Fred,
Your time will come, your time will come.
*Works on getting Judas Priest, AC/DC and The Donnas together at once to form a superband/team*

You would dissapoint a fellow (superior) Dan by not doing his will?

[Kaelaroth]

Calm down, calm down Fred,
Your time will come, your time will come.

You're crazy, we get it. Already.

[Thufir]

This is shaping up to be a good friday+weekend. This morning, I was up ridiculously early, and singing in 4-part harmony at 9am. Not to mention gumboot dancing.
Then a choir rehearsal in late afternoon followed by a meal out.
Tomorrow, NFMY audition with said choir. Choir in question including some of my very favourite people in the world. Then back, and hopefully a ceilidh in the evening, with one of the aforementioned favourite people.
Then on sunday I'm going to see Watchmen, with again, a couple of my favourite friends, and another 3 who are all pretty good too.

Also, I am listening to Bellowhead.

[Lyesmith]

You're crazy, we get it. Already.

He's playing at crazy, you mean.

[Rutskarn]

He's playing at crazy, you mean.

Nnnnno. No, that's not what we mean.

[Lyesmith]

Nnnnno. No, that's not what we mean.

Then what do we mean?
'm not with it tonight. Stuff.

[DraPrime]

Then what do we mean?
'm not with it tonight. Stuff.

I think we mean that Fred is a complete nutjob.

[Lyesmith]

I think we mean that Fred is a complete nutjob.

No, he's not. Nobody here is, really.
Some of the people are witty, clever, and very good at spontanueity.
Others try a bit too hard, and fall short.

[Player_Zero]

Ya' know what is possibly one of the most cute things ever?

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/161181

There are five parts. Watch them.

Two through five:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/224148
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/442805
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/456643
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/474311

No, he's not. Nobody here is, really.

Remember that time I fit over a hundred and forty tictcs in my mouth? Good times. Afterall, that is the explicit qualification of insanity. Tictacs in the gob.

P.S. Watch these videos.

[Assassin89]

Ya' know what is possibly one of the most cute things ever?

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/161181

There are five parts. Watch them.

Two through five:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/224148
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/442805
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/456643
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/474311



Remember that time I fit over a hundred and forty tictcs in my mouth? Good times. Afterall, that is the explicit qualification of insanity. Tictacs in the gob.

P.S. Watch these videos.

Let's see now... Obsessive rabbit chases cat. rabbit and cat start dating. cat and rabbit run into problems. I think I just summed up the series in 3 sentences.

[randman22222]

More automobile-transportation lessons today.
Hopefully today's instructors don't have such thick accents... Or else, looks like I'll be learning everything through the books again.

@V: I would if there wasn't that puddle and two continents between us.

[Dragonrider]

That reminds me...my li'l brother got his driver's license today. Be afraid!

[Recaiden]

That reminds me...my li'l brother got his driver's license today. Be afraid!

Hah! Safely insulated by the ocean. But how bad can part of your family be?