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    Default The Throne of Thufir's Thoroughly Theoretical and Therapeutic Random Banter #116

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thufir View Post
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    New people should not be scared, we're all very nice really. Well, except for that guy over there, but never mind him...
    HEY! I'm nice!

    Usually...

    I've noticed something now that I'm actually getting some writing done. It always goes beginning-ending-everything else. Everything else is always the hardest stuff, it seems.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wadledo View Post
    You have no problems with anything, do you?


    There's the hippie answer.

    Then there's the real-me answer.

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    Man, I'm groovy with anything. No judging in the peace circle.


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    IF YOU END A SENTENCE WITH A PREPOSITION I WILL KILL YOU!


    Since I dunno if Wadledo will respond in the other thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonrider View Post
    IF YOU END A SENTENCE WITH A PREPOSITION I WILL KILL YOU!

    Dri, what would you do that for? And he won't, locks, you see.

    So, let us commence the muffin summoning while I set up this rainbowflesh Golem, which I never had a chance to show to the other RB thread, and move the echidna behind the bad guy.
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    |Rainbowflesh Golem|Greater Rainbowflesh Golem
    Hit Dice|12d10+30 (96 hp)|4d10+40 (260 hp)
    Initiative:|-1|-2
    Speed|20 ft|20 ft
    Armor Class|26|27
    Base Attack/Grapple|+10/+23|+31/+52
    Full Attack:|2 slams +17 melee (1d10+8)+Rainbow Strike|2 slams +41 melee (3d8+12)+Rainbow Strike
    Special Attacks|Rainbow Beam, Retributive Rainbow|Rainbow Beam, Retributive Rainbow, Rainbow Aura
    Special Qualities:|Construct traits, damage reduction 10/adamantineor DR 5/slashing, darkvision 60 ft., immunity to magic, low-light vision|Construct traits, damage reduction 10/adamantine or DR 5/slahing, darkvision 60 ft., immunity to magic, low-light vision
    Saves|Fort +4, Ref +3, Will +4|Fort +14, Ref +12, Will +14
    CR|12|16
    Advancement|15-21 HD (Large); 22-42 (Huge)
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    This golem has a humanoid body made from Rainbowflesh.

    A Rainbowflesh golem is 9 feet tall and weighs around 700 pounds. They do not generally vary in appearance, and are approximately human shaped, their bodies composed of large pieces of rainbowflesh. The main differences between them is the colors of their main sections.

    Combat
    Rainbowflesh golems are powerful and unpredictable opponents, being physically powerful and difficult to harm.
    Rainbow Strike (Su): On each hit, a rainbowflesh golem generates a random effect:
    1 Red: 5 fire damage (10 for greater)
    2 Orange : 10 acid damage (15 for greater)
    3 Yellow: 15 electricity damage (30 for greater)
    4 Green: Poison, 1d4 constitution damage Fortitude save DC 17 for half (1d6 and DC 19 for greater)
    5 Purple: Planar Distortion, Stun 1 round (1d4 rounds for greater)

    Rainbow Beam (Su): A Rainbowflesh golem can use a prismatic ray effect, as the spell, except that the blue effect is replaced with the purple effect of Prismatic Spray, and there is no indigo effect, as a free action once every 2 rounds. The effect has a DC 17 save. The save DC is Constitution-based.

    Retributive Rainbow (Su): When a rainbowflesh golem is destroyed, it causes an explosion of magical colors, as the spell prismatic Spray without the blue and indigo effects, but in every direction. The save DC is 19, and is constitution based.

    Rainbow Aura (Su): A greater rainbowflesh golem projects an aura of color around it out to a distance of 10 feet. Each round the aura has one of the effects of the spell prismatic spray, except for the blue or indigo effects. This should be determined randomly each round.

    Immunity to Magic (Ex): A Rainbowflesh golem is immune to any spell or spell-like ability that allows spell resistance, except for (shadow) spells In addition, certain spells and effects function differently against the creature, as noted below.
    Rainbow pattern, Prismatic Ray, Prismatic Spray, and all similar spells heal a rainbowflesh golem for 1 hp for every 3 damage that would be dealt by the spell, or 3 HP per spell level, whichever is greater.


    Construction
    A Rainbowflesh golem’s body is constructed out of large pieces of rainbowflesh, connected by tubes of liquid rainbowflesh and pins of hard candy shell. The Rainbowflesh must be of high quality, and costs 1,000 gp. Assembling the body requires a DC 17 Craft (architecture) check or a DC 17 Craft (Rainbowfleshmasonry) check.
    CL 14th; Craft Construct, antimagic field, geas/quest, prismatic spray, symbol of stunning, caster must be at least 14th level; Price 90,000 gp; Cost 46,000 gp + 2,600 XP.
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    Ooh, a rainbowflesh golem! I'm always looking for more prismatic weapons to add to my arsenal, in the event of another clone invasion.

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    Awww, I'm so sorry Deary... *hugs the poor little hippy and pulls her down to sit on the ground with him, cradling her poor little head in his hands*
    It'll be alright chil'... It'll be alright...

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    Mmm, rainbowflesh.
    First thing I do when I get a new bag of it is stick my face in and breathe deep.
    It's so relaxing
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    << It's a mound of rainbowflesh, do NOT forget that.

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    See the rainbowflesh, EAT the rainbowflesh, BELIEVE THE RAINBOWFLESH!

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    *Breaths in new thread smell*

    Ahh.

    Back to bed with me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alleine View Post
    Mmm, rainbowflesh.
    First thing I do when I get a new bag of it is stick my face in and breathe deep.
    It's so relaxing
    You've got rainbow in a bag?

    Is it anything like sunshine?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sneak View Post
    You've got rainbow in a bag?

    Is it anything like sunshine?
    Deliciously, tasty sunshine.

    Mmm. Taste the goodness.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xNadia View Post
    Deliciously, tasty sunshine.

    Mmm. Taste the goodness.
    Eh, sunshine in a bag is useless..

    ...but not for long.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sneak View Post
    Eh, sunshine in a bag is useless..

    ...but not for long.
    Makes for awesome birthday presents for people with solar panels.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xNadia View Post
    Makes for awesome birthday presents for people with solar panels.
    Right! And solar panels are the future!

    Which, incidentally, is comin' on, it's comin' on, it's comin' on, it's comin' on.
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    I have a friend that claims to have sunshine in a bag. I keep telling him that it's LSD, but he refuses to believe me. Especially right after he had some sunshine.
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    Dad: We should get a bigger electronic photo frame.
    Me: No.
    Dad: Why?
    Me: Brother with penchant for taking closeups of cat in scary positions. Like jaws open. With evil stare.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xNadia View Post
    Dad: We should get a bigger electronic photo frame.
    Me: No.
    Dad: Why?
    Me: Brother with penchant for taking closeups of cat in scary positions. Like jaws open. With evil stare.
    So you don't like awesome photos? That cat's all like HAHAHA! finally someone let me out of my cage...

    In other news... Deer are the new plague rats and should be sent to Britland, according to one of my friends.

    Thoughts?

    V: Silly! You're not supposed to feel better! Especially not when I use the white-text to whisper lascivious things and blandishments about what you should try to investigate once you read the steamy underbelly of liberal arts college ;)
    So very, very silly. Guess you really are a silly hippy, dear...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Coidzor View Post
    Awww, I'm so sorry Deary... *hugs the poor little hippy and pulls her down to sit on the ground with him, cradling her poor little head in his hands*
    It'll be alright chil'... It'll be alright...
    Yays! I feel better!

    @dragonprime: o.O

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coidzor View Post
    So you don't like awesome photos? That cat's all like HAHAHA! finally someone let me out of my cage...
    Finally? A cat wouldn't say that. Cats don't care about time. Now, time for them is nothin' cuz they're countin' no age. Y'know, what with the nine lives and all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coidzor View Post
    So you don't like awesome photos? That cat's all like HAHAHA! finally someone let me out of my cage...

    In other news... Deer are the new plague rats and should be sent to Britland, according to one of my friends.

    Thoughts?

    V: Silly! You're not supposed to feel better! Especially not when I use the white-text to whisper lascivious things and blandishments about what you should try to investigate once you read the steamy underbelly of liberal arts college ;)
    So very, very silly. Guess you really are a silly hippy, dear...
    Love 'em. Just not when I'm barely awake in the morning and jumpy.

    Deer: in NZ? I don't actually know.
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    Ooh, yes, deer. They eat our plants. Deport them, I say, deport them!

    Seriously, though. They're not even afraid of humans any more. Soon they'll take over the world!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sneak View Post
    Ooh, yes, deer. They eat our plants. Deport them, I say, deport them!

    Seriously, though. They're not even afraid of humans any more. Soon they'll take over the world!
    Cue deer jokes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sneak View Post
    Ooh, yes, deer. They eat our plants. Deport them, I say, deport them!

    Seriously, though. They're not even afraid of humans any more. Soon they'll take over the world!
    Just as soon as they lose their fear of death, taxes and Michael Jackson.

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    Deer jokes?

    Your deer is so fat, IT'S STARTING TO LOOK LIKE A THREER!

    @^: Oh gods, they're 2/3 of the way there already.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sneak View Post
    Eh, sunshine in a bag is useless..

    ...but not for long.
    No, no, the sunshine in a bag is very useful, for making me feel happy, and also glad. It keeps me from being useless, you see. Especially since the future appears to be coming on...

    Now if only someone would let me out of this cage...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sneak View Post
    Deer jokes?

    Your deer is so fat, IT'S STARTING TO LOOK LIKE A THREER!

    @^: Oh gods, they're 2/3 of the way there already.
    Yeah, thank heavens... Michael... Jackson... is keeping them at bay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skywalker View Post
    No, no, the sunshine in a bag is very useful, for making me feel happy, and also glad. It keeps me from being useless, you see. Especially since the future appears to be coming on...

    Now if only someone would let me out of this cage...
    You've missed a bit.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sneak View Post
    Eh, sunshine in a bag is useless..

    ...but not for long.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sneak View Post
    Right! And solar panels are the future!

    Which, incidentally, is comin' on, it's comin' on, it's comin' on, it's comin' on.
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    So you don't like awesome photos? That cat's all like HAHAHA! finally someone let me out of my cage...
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    Finally? A cat wouldn't say that. Cats don't care about time. Now, time for them is nothin' cuz they're countin' no age. Y'know, what with the nine lives and all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sneak View Post
    You've missed a bit.
    Same page! It's fine! And I have no deer jokes to contribute. I have to work with what I can! Like these !'s!
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    Same page! It's fine! And I have no deer jokes to contribute. I have to work with what I can! Like these !'s!
    You know, the tax on that particular punctuation mark has gone up considerably latley.

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    Alright, let's get back into the swing of Random Banter, shall we?

    We shall.

    I'll start this off with a little reflection.

    Pretzels are good. Potato chips--also good.

    However, when pretzels and potato chips are mixed together--like in a party snack mix, for example--neither is palatable.

    The chips, for their part, take on much of coarse salt of the potato chips. This doesn't improve the failure, but neither does it sink it completely.

    No, it is the pretzels that fall from grace. They become soggy, taking on the grease of the chips. The fine salt of the potato chips dusts over the pretzels. The result is highly unpleasant.

    So. Yeah.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Collin152 View Post
    You know, the tax on that particular punctuation mark has gone up considerably latley.
    Nobody told me... The Bang Act of 2009? More taxation without representation?!

    Quote Originally Posted by Rutskarn View Post
    However, when pretzels and potato chips are mixed together--like in a party snack mix, for example--neither is palatable.

    The chips, for their part, take on much of coarse salt of the potato chips. This doesn't improve the failure, but neither does it sink it completely.

    No, it is the pretzels that fall from grace. They become soggy, taking on the grease of the chips. The fine salt of the potato chips dusts over the pretzels. The result is highly unpleasant.

    So. Yeah.
    This is why you mix pretzels in as the saltiest ingredient. Like in Frito-Lay Munchies.
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