D&D Demotivators Episode V: The Demotivator Strikes Back

[Yora]

His real first name was Edward, actually. But still Crowley, which is just lucky, I guess. I couldn't become an occultist with my name.

Had Alois Schickelgruber not changed his last name, his son Adolf would never have been able to become a dictator.

[hamlet]

You sir win an internet. And did you come up with the comment for chaotic evil or did you get it from the show or somewhere else?

Only thing I don't agree with is the lack of Henry or Potter! (And Trapper!!!)

If I'm not mistaken, that line comes directly from the episode "Five O'Clock Charlie."

[Joxer t' Mighty]

And did you come up with the comment for chaotic evil or did you get it from the show or somewhere else?

It's actually from the episode There Is Nothing Like A Nurse, the only other episode besides Five O'clock Charlie where he made an appearance.

Only thing I don't agree with is the lack of Henry or Potter! (And Trapper!!!)

Can't fit the whole troop in a nine-block frame :P

Debated for Potter as Lawful Good, but he was more leaning towards NG. Margaret is practically a Paladin in her own way, complete with stick up her caboose.

Basically I chose those who exemplified the alignment. Henry kinda wavered between NG and TN, Trapper between CG and CN.

[Admiral Harkov]

http://www.twitter.com/RealTimeWWII/...13987703877632

[ORione]

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I got the picture from here.

[Beowulf DW]

Pathfinder fighter archetype poster:

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[NikitaDarkstar]

It's actually from the episode There Is Nothing Like A Nurse, the only other episode besides Five O'clock Charlie where he made an appearance.



Can't fit the whole troop in a nine-block frame :P

Debated for Potter as Lawful Good, but he was more leaning towards NG. Margaret is practically a Paladin in her own way, complete with stick up her caboose.

Basically I chose those who exemplified the alignment. Henry kinda wavered between NG and TN, Trapper between CG and CN.

Thanks. :)

[Bergor Terraf]

Just finished reading through all five threads in about a week, time to pay some tax!

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[Morithias]

Just finished reading through all five threads in about a week, time to pay some tax!

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DO WANT! GIMME GIMME!

[The Tygre]

Just finished reading through all five threads in about a week, time to pay some tax!

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I raise you by ALL THE DAKKA.

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[Bergor Terraf]

I raise you by ALL THE DAKKA.

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Nice!


Let's try a poster with it:

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[Maquise]

I know it says so in the MM, but I don't know why owlbears are always stated to be artificial.

To make my point:

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[Eldan]

Of course the duckotter has a stinger tail.

It needs them to fight the other deadly australian fauna, such as the Bagged Bunny-Deer and the Anthog.

[RandomNPC]

Just finished reading through all five threads in about a week, time to pay some tax!

Source? Specifically on the right, I know the Gurren Lagann crew.

[ryu]

Magus XLR. Think down home grease-monkey with a fancy gundam and a good sense of humor.

[boomwolf]

I know it says so in the MM, but I don't know why owlbears are always stated to be artificial.

To make my point:

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It has no stinger tail?

It does, however have poison thumbnails...yes, seriously. if it scratches you with it's thumb you might die...

[Necroticplague]

It has no stinger tail?

It does, however have poison thumbnails...yes, seriously. if it scratches you with it's thumb you might die...

Actually, I think it's little spurs sticking out of its ankles that are poisonous, not its nails.

Also, it has weird genitalia, if I remember correctly from my time trolling (the kind of fishing) for fun biology trivia.

[Randomguy]

It does, however have poison thumbnails...yes, seriously. if it scratches you with it's thumb you might die...

The poison isn't deadly. It just causes such horrible pain that not even morphine helps.
So it can't kill you, but it can make you wish you were dead.

Also, they sweat milk!

[Bergor Terraf]

Magus XLR. Think down home grease-monkey with a fancy gundam and a good sense of humor.

Megas XLR, not magus (now i'm stuck trying to fit Magus from Chrono Trigger in that show...)

Here is the intro to give you a little idea.

[ryu]

My apologies. I haven't seen that show in forever. I just remembered the phonetics.

[Admiral Squish]

The poison isn't deadly. It just causes such horrible pain that not even morphine helps.
So it can't kill you, but it can make you wish you were dead.

Also, they sweat milk!

Wonder how one would express a poison that was nonlethal but caused extreme, crippling pain in D&D terms...

Also, the presence of venomous duckotters makes me think that my association of under dark/down under is more and more accurate.

I raise you by ALL THE DAKKA.

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This... it's... it's just... so beautiful... T-T

[Fredaintdead]

Nice!


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*wipes a single tear of joy from his left eye*
That was beautiful.

[lt_murgen]

Wonder how one would express a poison that was nonlethal but caused extreme, crippling pain in D&D terms...

You have stunned, sickened and nauseated in d&D 3.5. Each with debilitating effects. Add in the effects of a SLOW spell and a high concentratin check DC to cast spells, and you are there.

[Yora]

Who is the fat orc?

[The_Admiral]

Huh? Even I know the fat ork is an ork version of Coop.

[Yora]

But who is Coop?

[nyarlathotep]

He is the main character of Megas XLR, which was explained when Coop appeared in a poster earlier along with Jamie, Kiva, and Megas (the giant robot the series centers around). Megas XLR is in many ways an American precursor to TTGL.

[Crafty Cultist]

But who is Coop?

The main character of Megas XLR.

Basically, he finds a robot from the future in his local scrapyard, replaces the head with a muscle car and the controls with video game peripherals. Then causes massive colateral damage on a regular basis.

[Yora]

I've never heard of it, which explains it.

[The Tygre]

It only had two seasons. It was too good for this world. Too beautiful. Too pure. But if sweetness can win, and it can, if you look to the horizon where the setting sun meets the earth, if your heart is pure and your spirit true, then you will see a star that can take you to the land of Megas XLR, and all the other great shows of yesteryear and beyond. A star that's name is whispered on the wind, and praised even in the halls of fortune. The star they call...

Toonami

Now here's a quick poster to tide you over, goslings.