[Nexus] The Dancing Fox Inn II: Title, Title, Who's Got The Title?

[Slii Arhem]

The leathery dwarf will motion the spaceman over. He's smiling brightly, which only sinks his eyes further into the folds of his face.

[Quinsar]

Zork, still holding the cat, steps towards the dwarf.

[Chezmarine]

Well, the NPCs are all chattering.
The elf who I actually gave a voice to is apparently the leader of their little group, and they're talking about treasure hunting.

Ashtrek comes Back with Their Drinks.

"Here you are." She Smiles.

[Slii Arhem]

Zork, still holding the cat, steps towards the dwarf.

The dwarf motions for Zork to sit down across from him, "So laddee, d'yeh be wantin' t'hear a tale that'll roll yer bones an' shatter what little grip ye have on the bounds O' yer sanity? Can I interest yeh in me words what be laden in adventure, riddled wit' intrigue, an' soaked in incorrect grammatical expression?"

The dwarf will try to get Ashtrek's attention, "Fer the price O' an ale an a few copper bits of yer time, ye'll have yerself a story yeh can swear to yer gran'bebbies happened to yeh durin' yer wild days O' youth."

[Chezmarine]

The dwarf motions for Zork to sit down across from him, "So laddee, d'yeh be wantin' t'here a tale that'll roll yer bones an' shatter what little grip ye have on the bounds O' yer sanity? Can I interest yeh in me words what be laden in adventure, riddled wit' intrigue, an' soaked in incorrect grammatical expression?"

The dwarf will try to get Ashtrek's attention, "Fer the price O' an ale an a few copper bits of yer time, ye'll have yerself a story yeh can swear to yer gran'bebbies happened to yeh durin' yer wild days O' youth."

"Unfortunatley, I Don't Plan On Having Grandchildren, With the War and All." The Wolfess Smirks.

"And I'm Completly Broke, Save for A Rolex and A Few Pre-1964 25 Credit Chips."

[Mee]

Ashtrek comes Back with Their Drinks.

"Here you are." She Smiles.

"Thank you thank you."
Says the elf, tossing a few gold coins at Ashtrek.

Well, now she could pay for a story.

[Chezmarine]

"Thank you thank you."
Says the elf, tossing a few gold coins at Ashtrek.

Well, now she could pay for a story.

"Thank You very Much."

Back in her Universe That could've Bought a Car.
That is, if Gasoline wasn't So Damn Expensive that People Had Practically Stopped Using It.

[Mee]

"Thank You very Much."

Back in her Universe That could've Bought a Car.
That is, if Gasoline wasn't So Damn Expensive that People Had Practically Stopped Using It.

"Mhmmm. Thanks for the drinks."
He says, going back to his discussion of loot, and gold, and stuff.

[Chezmarine]

The Wolfess Nods and Heads Back to The Kitchen.

[Mee]

Well, Naku be un-deadtime'd.
Should anyone need her, ya know.

[Chezmarine]

"How did i do?"
Ashtrek asks Naku.
"Decent Enough?"

[Mee]

"How did i do?"
Ashtrek asks Naku.
"Decent Enough?"

"Yup, that was great. Keep it up."
Naku says, giving her a thumbs-up.
"If you want to hang onto the coins they gave you, we'll count that as your first paycheck."

[Chezmarine]

"Thank you, Ma'am" The Wolfess smiles.
"So I'm a Decent barmaid?"

[Mee]

"Thank you, Ma'am" The Wolfess smiles.
"So I'm a Decent barmaid?"

"So far. But you're also gonna need to be able to get the drinks when I'm not around, as well as take orders."
Naku points out, just in case Ashtrek didn't realize that.

[Chezmarine]

"Okay. You Get Many Adventurers in Here?" She asks.

Decent Question, Considering Taverns seem to Be Where adventures Start in Most RPGs.

[Mee]

"Okay. You Get Many Adventurers in Here?" She asks.

Decent Question, Considering Taverns seem to Be Where adventures Start in Most RPGs.

"Dunno. Just took over the place. Haven't been here long."
But what she means, is yes.
Not many Adventurers, exactly, but PCs all the time, and they tend to be the adventurous sort.

Heck, that elf over there . . .

[Viera Champion]

Colin hands drinks out to waiting NPCs.

[Mee]

Colin hands drinks out to waiting NPCs.

"Oh . . .
thank you too."
Says the elf-in-charge, tossing Colin a gold coin too.

[Chezmarine]

Ashtrek smiles.

"I Will." She nods, walking around, swaying her hips.

[Mee]

Ashtrek smiles.

"I Will." She nods, walking around, swaying her hips.

"You will?
You will what?"
Naku asks, a O.o expression on her face.
"And don't do that."

[Chezmarine]

"You will?
You will what?"
Naku asks, a O.o expression on her face.
"And don't do that."

"Take A Look Around..." She says.

"And That's How i Walk. I appologize if you find it offensive."

[Mee]

"Take A Look Around..." She says.

"And That's How i Walk. I appologize if you find it offensive."

"Mmmkay. Feel free.

Yes, it is how you walk. Which is why you don't need to make sure everyone knows that's how you walk.
It causes more harm than good."
Naku chastises slightly, leaning against the bar.

[Chezmarine]

"Mmmkay. Feel free.

Yes, it is how you walk. Which is why you don't need to make sure everyone knows that's how you walk.
It causes more harm than good."
Naku chastises slightly, leaning against the bar.

"I See no Problem with it." She states.
Then Again, She is a VERY Seductive Wolf.

[Mee]

"I See no Problem with it." She states.
Then Again, She is a VERY Seductive Wolf.

"Exactly. And that's the problem.
Tone it back, or you will be finding yourself in trouble.

No threats, just friendly advice.

And I'd have to fire you. I'd rather not have to do that."

[ThirdEmperor]

After ten minutes or so, Strahd returns from the kitchen, holding two very hot plates aloft. Nearly tripping and falling no less than three times, and each time just barely managing to avoid spilling the food, the mad scientist chef makes his way to Tobias and Ori's table. "Bon Appétit." He says, putting the plates down as ceremoniously as he can, which is too say, with a lack of elegance and a surplus of clumsiness. The steak looks and smells delicious, but is also nearly molten, and will probably take a little while to cool down to anywhere near edible. The tea, likewise. At least the wine is cold.

[Viera Champion]

After ten minutes or so, Strahd returns from the kitchen, holding two very hot plates aloft. Nearly tripping and falling no less than three times, and each time just barely managing to avoid spilling the food, the mad scientist chef makes his way to Tobias and Ori's table. "Bon Appétit." He says, putting the plates down as ceremoniously as he can, which is too say, with a lack of elegance and a surplus of clumsiness. The steak looks and smells delicious, but is also nearly molten, and will probably take a little while to cool down to anywhere near edible. The tea, likewise. At least the wine is cold.

Colin shakes his head.
Maybe you should let me do my job next time and have me carry the food out.

[Quinsar]

Verdice stumbles in, holding his head.
He whimpers and collapses.

[Viera Champion]

Colin rushes over to him.
What happened sir? Would you like some medical aid?

[Quinsar]

He whimpers...
Need a picture of him...?

[Chezmarine]

"Exactly. And that's the problem.
Tone it back, or you will be finding yourself in trouble.

No threats, just friendly advice.

And I'd have to fire you. I'd rather not have to do that."

"I apologize. I tend to be quite the Temptress...." She says, Giving her a 'I'm sorry i'm a bad dog' Look.