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    Quote Originally Posted by RickDaily12 View Post
    Just try not to go TOO much into detail with them... for... obvious reasons...
    Yeah, it's such a pity about the forum rules...
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    What's this My Immortal you mention? (seriously I've never heard of it) A really bad fanfic?

    On another note any (constructive) criticism from anyone about my story? I'd like to know how I could make it better, and my writing in general.
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    Taekwondodo - your nick and your avatar are terrific. I want to award you something... how about enough melons to see you through the next ice age?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taekwondodo View Post
    What's this My Immortal you mention? (seriously I've never heard of it) A really bad fanfic?
    Here's the TV tropes article.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zanaril View Post
    I think my brain just commited seppoku

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    Horace Greenhilt x Miko.

    I'll get to it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zanaril View Post
    *Has a look*

    Ooooooooookaaaaaay...

    The dramatic readings are really funny though.
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    Taekwondodo - your nick and your avatar are terrific. I want to award you something... how about enough melons to see you through the next ice age?

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    Excuse me for being gone for a while, i have been..."Busy" with the ABD.

    ...*Dives for cover* It's those dragonslayers again!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Closak View Post
    Excuse me for being gone for a while, i have been..."Busy" with the ABD.
    You mean the ABD has been busy with you.

    Did she have you babysitting?
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    Not quite *Casts Meteor Swarm on a dragonslayer* Leave me alone you hear!
    If you don't stop chasing me i may have to send Spike after you, and you don't want that do you?


    Have it your way *Calls Spike and tells him to get rid of the Dragonslayers*

    Spike:
    Dragonslayers:


    *Goes back to the ABD and does what dragons do*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Closak View Post
    Not quite *Casts Meteor Swarm on a dragonslayer* Leave me alone you hear!
    If you don't stop chasing me i may have to send Spike after you, and you don't want that do you?


    Have it your way *Calls Spike and tells him to get rid of the Dragonslayers*

    Spike:
    Dragonslayers:
    *Gently leads Closak to a nice, quiet side area* Sit down, keep your head between your knees, and call if you need something.

    Brain bleach overdoses. A real tragedy.

    ...And that is how I met your father.

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    Keep my head between my knees how exactly? I'm a frikkin dragon!

    ...Is that chocolate i see there...YES IT IS! *Sprint attacks chocolate*
    Mmmm...Chocolate

    *Get's dragged away by the ABD*
    I WANT MY CHOCOLATE!
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    Quote Originally Posted by CheeseMuncher View Post
    *Gently leads Closak to a nice, quiet side area* Sit down, keep your head between your knees, and call if you need something.
    I'm still waiting for someone to write an explicit Closak x ABD fic along the lines of the other ABD fics. And to PM it to him several times.

    Why are you looking at me like that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zanaril View Post
    I'm still waiting for someone to write an explicit Closak x ABD fic along the lines of the other ABD fics. And to PM it to him several times.

    Why are you looking at me like that?
    Don't mind the kitchen knife. It's uh... for a school project. Not in case any of you snap further and attack me or anything. Honest. *whistles innocently*

    ...And that is how I met your father.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zanaril View Post
    I'm still waiting for someone to write an explicit Closak x ABD fic along the lines of the other ABD fics. And to PM it to him several times.

    Why are you looking at me like that?
    I don't know... I might be using true seeing...

    Also, pay no attention to the Boy Scout pocketknife.
    Your local Cleric.

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    ...Dude *Stares at what's left of the dragonslayers*


    And i wouldn't mind some ABD related action.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Closak View Post
    And i wouldn't mind some ABD related action.
    You should be sitting down, not up running around. You'll never get the brain bleach out of your system if you don't stop moving around.

    ...And that is how I met your father.

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    Actually, i haven't used any bleach for weeks.

    So i don't think that's the problem...

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    Or you may just be crazy. In which case, proceed.

    ...And that is how I met your father.

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    Gladly

    *Walks into the ABD's cave* Sweetie, i'm home!

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    The smaller dragon squirmed against the shackles that bound him, blood seeping from where the cold metal had worn his scales off after so long straining against them. His eyes were wide and blank, and specks of acid dripped from his mouth as his breath rasped. A claw touched his neck and he froze.

    "Did you really think you could leave me like that?" a voice purred, resonating deeply around the cavern. The owner of the voice drew the claw gently across the delicate scales on his neck, even the light touch scoring a visible line. Closak whimpered, twisting against the chains to try to escape her touch. She simply laughed and pinned him down with one muscled back foot, the razor claws digging deeply into his flesh, the pain flaring red hot and pooling in his belly like liquid gold. "My late husband would never have tried that, but then again he would never have been left mewling like a hatchling after mere hours."

    The claw dug deeper, and blood swelled up through the wound, dark against the black scales. She lowered her head and lapped it up gleefully, her rough tongue drawing a trail of acid down his neck, across his chest and dgccccxdgf11111
    *sound of someone being dragged away from their keyboard*
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    Mewling like a hatchling?
    What are talking about?
    I had business to take care of an- *Get's interrupted*

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    Something about including forum members in our crack pairings pushes the creepy to a whole new level.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaytara View Post
    Something about including forum members in our crack pairings pushes the creepy to a whole new level.
    Admittedly I haven't shipped anyone who didn't ship themselves first.
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    walks in, looks around.
    *whimper*
    casts epic level expeditious retreat

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zanaril View Post
    I'm still waiting for someone to write an explicit Closak x ABD fic along the lines of the other ABD fics. And to PM it to him several times.
    Check!

    Quote Originally Posted by Kaytara View Post
    Something about including forum members in our crack pairings pushes the creepy to a whole new level.
    I wouldn't mind if someone shipped me with someone. *Thought bubble of Sabrine*

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    ...*Dives for cover* It's those dragonslayers again!
    HAY! *Glares at Dragonslayers (who are looking quite guilty)* MASS POLYMORPH! *Dragonslayers turn into hot (to Closak) Black Dragons* *Casts Calm Beast on Spike*
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    Y'know, for kicks I rolled once on the main table to see who I should ship myself with. I got Belkar, naturally. And now that's I've actually posted this, I'm in for a world of hurt, aren't I?

    ...And that is how I met your father.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CheeseMuncher View Post
    Y'know, for kicks I rolled once on the main table to see who I should ship myself with. I got Belkar, naturally. And now that's I've actually posted this, I'm in for a world of hurt, aren't I?
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    "Hay baby," Said a voice "you feeling kinky tonight?"
    "Of course n-" Shouted Cheesemuncher before seeing Belkar "Oh yes!"
    "Good! Because I definitly am!" Belkar said and jumped opon Cheesemuncher
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    Oh God.

    Crack Parings: We've Finally Stooped To Shipping Ourselves

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    Quote Originally Posted by CoffeeIncluded View Post
    Oh God.

    Crack Parings: We've Finally Stooped To Shipping Ourselves
    That's not something I'd advertise. Or, like much of the rest of the thread, take seriously.

    ...And that is how I met your father.

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    Come on! It was a joke!

    Sorry if I'm in a sour mood, I've got a splitting headache, an unholy amount of homework due tomorrow, I spent all day yesterday sick in bed, and today I had to deal with a complete bitch at the animal shelter.

    As it is, the CP generator just rolled up: (Inkyrius/Inkyrius)+(Vaarsuvius/Vaarsuvius)

    ...

    I have an idea for this, but I dunno if it would be appropriate for the board. It involves:

    Kyrie's birthday (Elven equivalent of 15-ish here)
    A copy of Playelf
    A wand of Major Image
    Elves and their "sensitive" ears

    ...I think you see where I'm getting at here. However, would it be appropriate to post this?

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