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2009-07-11, 03:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2007
Re: Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever (V4.0)
"LOBOTOMIZE!"
Impossible, Mr. T is already a dire monster.
A local hive of benign giant, intelligent bees, which is in a lucrative trading relationship with the local humanoid village, is set upon by an army of crocodilian enemies - and needs the help of the party!
So awesome.
-Submarine-Riding Regretful Tsaritsa
-Clan of Spinning Alchemist
-Boisterous Licorice-wielding Racial Supremicist
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2009-07-11, 06:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2007
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2009-07-11, 09:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2008
- Location
- center of earth
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2009-07-11, 09:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2009
Re: Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever (V4.0)
Tofu-Flavored Crusty Skeleton Trapped in a Suit of Flesh.
Ew..."Goodness is weakness, pleasantness is poisonous, serenity is mediocrity and kindness is for losers." -Acheron Hades, The Eyre Affair.
"It would rock if I could roll with you." - Golem, Final Fantasy V.
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2009-07-11, 10:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2008
Re: Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever (V4.0)
Hmm, maybe I should have actually read the thread before manually removing the numbers from all 1800 entries and putting them in a giant spreadsheet to roll.
Alright, on to the monsters.
Some of the best I rolled on v4.00:
Obliviously Rocket-Propelled Internet Meme.
Otiluke's Irresistible Trenchcoat-clad Dwarf.
Reincarnated Alkaline Chainsaw
Misgendered Pyrokinetic Sentient Sword. Not particularly funny, but it gave me an awesome idea for an intelligent weapon.
And 10 random new ones from the new table:
Submarine-Riding Sumo Wrestling Zorro
Nine-Armed Glowing Ostrich
Acidic Spaghetti-Covered Trailer Park
Guest-Starring Gnoll-Riding Rabbi
Rancorous Cheeseless Scientologist
Regally Adorned Warforged Sackboy
Drugged Kung Fu Pink Floyd Reunion Tour
Land Of The Secret Paste-Eater
Piney Blood-Drinking Sticks (from snakes)
Creepy Dire Gelatinous Cube
Hey, my party's just about the right level to fight that trailer park! This table rocks!Just so everybody knows, I'll probably lurk more than I post. Don't be surprised if I one day just vanish off the face of forum...
My DeviantArt
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2009-07-12, 12:49 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2007
Re: Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever (V4.0)
Um, the first post has been edited to V6.0 so... yeah. Now you probably feel EXTRA silly.
I'm trying to figure out which internet meme is oblivious AND rocket-propelled, though. Hmm.
I'm really looking forwards to throwing "Gadget-Laden Amplified Deaf Knight" at my party, though.
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2009-07-12, 01:02 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Sep 2008
- Location
- Just around the riverbend
Re: Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever (V4.0)
Holy stripes, Batman, It's a...
Really, Really, REALLY Tri-Polar Zomb-Bee!
Really, Really, REALLY Tri-Polar Zomb-Bees: Smallish undead insects that are Bipolar with an added Positive Polarity, making it magnetic also. As a result, it strips your fighter of all his weapons and armor halfway through the fight. He also manages to take that metal eye you gave to the wizard because the cleric was on vacation.I'm gone for a couple of years!
I'm off doing service in developing countries in South America
(Very little chance of internet access) - I'll try to come back afterwards
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2009-07-16, 12:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2007
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2009-07-16, 12:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2006
Re: Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever (V4.0)
Submarine-Riding Shish-Ka-Supervillains
Narwhale?
User-Friendly Anarchist Jesus
Dust bunny, is that you?
Classically Trained Charismatic Eel
Shocking how well he does Bach.
Wood-Growing Magical Nurse
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I think I'm done here.Last edited by Yakk; 2009-07-16 at 12:34 PM.
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2009-07-16, 01:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2007
- Location
- UTC -6
Re: Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever (V4.0)
Mummified Incredibly Masculine Raver
Tiny Ice-Roady
Schrodinger's First Edition Mech
Laughing Future Sensei
...Hm. The only one I really like out of these is Schrodinger's Mech. The incredibly masculine Raver comes close, though.
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2009-07-17, 10:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2009
- Location
- California
- Gender
Re: Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever (V4.0)
i took a single roll:
you encountered a plethora of abjurative blood drinking nuns (what the boop? Vampire nuns?)
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2009-07-17, 10:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2007
- Location
- UTC -6
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2009-07-18, 01:12 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2007
- Location
- On a spaceboat.
- Gender
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Old Southern monotonous Earthworm.
Rain of Asbestos-armored topless chicks. Cool except for the asbestos.
Mummified Elder Trogdor. GODS. Yes.A handful of true friends, an infinite supply of sodas, a collection of bad movies, and a full supply of webcomics are all one really needs to be happy.
Awesome avatar by Keris Rain!
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2009-07-24, 11:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2009
Re: Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever (V4.0)
Atomic Boneless Witch
Scary.
Lovecraftian Unpaid Blue Screen of Death
We're all dead.
Suspiciouslly Humanlike Street Artist
What's with the suspiciouslly?...you know what, I don't wanna know.
Masterwork Samurai Biologist.
Anime these days! I swear.
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2009-07-25, 12:22 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Nov 2007
- Location
- USA
- Gender
Re: Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever (V4.0)
Here are mine:
Divinely Armoured Snarky Sylph
Percussionist Archer-Thieves
Multidimensional Knights of the Round Supervillains
Squirrel-Summoning Ford-Truck-Driving Salamander
Unfurnished Tooth-Collecting Witch That Will Turn Into a Marionette
Titillating Blind Thug
Transmutative Snowman-Marionette
Polite Soapy Angry Poptarts
Wielding A Bow That Shoots Utahraptors, It's a Shambling Siren
Endangered Explosively Decompressing Beatles, The
Boston-Cream-Filled Multiclassed Sphinx
Guest-Starring Elder Phoenix
Gelatinous Dread-Umberhulk
Notostigmomorphic Hygienic Chosen One (third choice)
Amusing Screaming Apostle
Ghost-Fearing Incredibly Masculine Creepy Old Man
Bolded ones are ones that I like. I like the squirrel summoning salamanders the best
The Gelatinous Dread-Umberhulk and that one creepy old man scare me though...
And what does Notostigmomorphic do?Last edited by EmperorSarda; 2009-07-25 at 12:31 AM.
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2009-07-25, 01:16 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2007
Re: Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever (V4.0)
Notostigmomorphic implies biology similar to a specific clade of centipedes...
Also, "Unfurnished Tooth-Collecting Witch That Will Turn Into a Marionette" sounds like something terrifying and creepy and very workable in a horror movie.
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2009-07-25, 03:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2007
- Location
- USA
- Gender
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Got bored, so I did some more.
Church-Dwelling Illusory Siren
Melf's Peldagryph Snail - Peldagryph?
Divinely Armoured Shish-Ka-Hooker Boots - That's a powerful hooker there.
Snuggly Hob-Giant Space Hamster - It's Boo!
Please Wait, Updating The Drivers For Caffeinated Warrior - Runs on caffeine!
Frictionless Tyrannical Potion of Joggers - You drink tyrannical joggers?
Self-Replicating Sluggish Lantern Archon
Carnivorous Straw-Stuffed Enemy of the State - The Scarecrow is the true villain!
Teenaged Father Of All Meat Fairy - Wow...
Eviscerating Mammoth-Riding Horse Archer - Sounds... painful
Mediocre Horribly Disfigured Rust Monster - A chance not to rust anything when it tries to?
Bilateral Tusked Inquisiter - A lawful good paladin who has a personality disorder whose other personality is a chaotic evil fighter?
Antialiased Aloe-Vera Monorail - Soothe the burn?
Victorious Exception That Proves The Dave - At last we have solved the Dave equation!Last edited by EmperorSarda; 2009-07-25 at 03:29 PM.
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2009-08-30, 11:58 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Nov 2008
- Location
- Florida
- Gender
Re: Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever (V4.0)
Zombified Investment Banker. Hmm, actually, that is rather typical for the current economy. Gotta beat 'em off with a stick they're so desperate
"unnh, portfolio."
Antisocial Tank-Driving Cakes. The cake is not a lie, it's just that it'll kill you with an Abrams or a Merkava.
"GGGrrummblerumblerumbletisssh...BOOOOOOOOOOM!!"
Unworthy Knights of the Round Babes. If I had to guess, RenFaire attedees unable to get dates due to, :ahem: rotundness, mayhaps?
I am yon lonely princess, seeking mine true love; what wouldst thou do?
Okay, goldmine! this, friends is the utimate in hilarity!! TSED, my imagination wants to have your babies, sir.
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2009-09-05, 02:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2008
- Location
- Scotland
- Gender
Re: Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever (V4.0)
HAD to tell you, just rolled emotionally unstable lumberjacking tree!
Avatar by me...yup that's how good my drawing is. As in not very good.
Crack-Pairings, Not Dead Just Moved. Someone Hasn't Been Looking In The Right Places.
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2009-09-05, 03:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2005
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Re: Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever (V4.0)
I got Psychotic Quarter-Inch Tall Unicorn. Disappointing to roll something so...mundane...
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2009-09-05, 05:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2009
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Rain of Prostitute Riding Pope
Oh... dear. It's raining men, hallelujah?
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2009-09-05, 06:09 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Oct 2007
- Location
- Oregon
- Gender
Re: Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever (V4.0)
Huge Mechanical Harlot
Product-Placement Laden Asbestos Armored Snowman
Starry-eyed Educational Voyeur
Magic Sword-Swallowing Crab
Aggresive Deep-sea Diving Horse Archer
Terrestrial Member of the Society for the Preservation of Kittens
Masticating Parody of Angry Poptarts
Clean-shaven Night Rabbi
Disgorged Poser-Mechanic
Abstract Displacer Vigilante
Perpetual Warmongering Emo Kid
Seven i-Guitar Riffs
Topiary Warmongering Horse
Pulsing Snowman-Knobgoblin
Male Needy Unnecessary Fortitude Save♥ Avatar Gallery ♥
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2009-09-07, 06:18 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2008
- Location
- Scotland
- Gender
Re: Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever (V4.0)
Rolling on SweetRein's monster generator it keeps coming up with "Amalgamation of #3 and #3". Some coding problem?
Avatar by me...yup that's how good my drawing is. As in not very good.
Crack-Pairings, Not Dead Just Moved. Someone Hasn't Been Looking In The Right Places.
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2009-09-07, 01:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2009
- Location
- Maryland
- Gender
Re: Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever (V4.0)
Now the only problem is finding three six hundred sided dice. =)
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2009-09-25, 01:26 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Mar 2009
Re: Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever (V4.0)
Just roll a d100 6 times.
Who thinks a campaign setting based entirely around these rolls would be made of awesomodium?
Imagine the mail being delivered by corset-clad, chainsaw surfing mailman.
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2009-12-13, 02:45 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jun 2009
- Location
- Finland, most of the time
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2009-12-13, 03:00 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Oct 2008
- Location
- Melbourne, Australia
- Gender
Re: Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever (V4.0)
Alright, let's see what the players have to look forward to in tonight's game
there'll be a Syrupy, poisonous ochre Jell-O, which almost makes sense.
A Magic, gluttonous Rapper, once again, we're not outside of probability.
And finally, a Load-bearing, four kilometer tall Nerd.
In hindsight, this might add up to a Conker's Bad Fur Day sort of game.My avatar? Why it's the brilliant work of Miss Nobody.
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2009-12-13, 03:48 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Sep 2008
- Location
- Just around the riverbend
Re: Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever (V4.0)
Except rolling a d100 6 times won't work. 'cause then you'll get a bellcurve, ranging from 6 to 600 with 300 being the most common result.
Instead, you could go to the "Dice Rolling Subforum".
Now...to see what I get:[87][167][76]
Candy Entirely Regular (no unusual characteristics) Biochemist
Awww...I wanted a succubus.I'm gone for a couple of years!
I'm off doing service in developing countries in South America
(Very little chance of internet access) - I'll try to come back afterwards
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2009-12-14, 04:31 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Sep 2009
- Location
- Where the dragons are
- Gender
Re: Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever (V4.0)
A Draconic Dragon-riding Dragon?
I approve of this
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2009-12-21, 11:03 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Apr 2009
- Location
- Not Dennis
- Gender
Re: Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever (V4.0)
An experimental chainsaw-headed penguin?
A firstborn unoriginal demon?
A boat-wearing cheeseless pizza delivery specialist?
...A dead underperforming meth-head?
A maniacally barbecued mexican-style bandito?
A swarm of tiny men controlling a hungry, hungry lizardman?
An ethereally condescending gnorc?
Look. TSED. I know you think this is a good thing. But it's not. It has unleashed horrors into my mind I have not yet considered as possible. Please, please, reconsider. This is an abomination, and must be purged from the earth lest the dark realms of unreality swallow the entire cosmos.
For real.Last edited by TVTMaster; 2009-12-21 at 11:04 AM.
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