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2010-02-08, 03:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VII - Bring Bottled Water, Our Water is Spiked With Love Potion
Feel free to take the moron in my school who sits at the bench behind me.
He keeps scratching his groin during class and yelling about how good it feels.
He also keeps calling my mom a whore and brags about how he's going to f*** her.
He's also always 30 minutes late to school minimum, often longer, and about 30% of the time he doesn't show up at all.
He also never does his homework, and get's angry and agressive when i get better grades than him.
Then there's a bunch of other stuff i don't even want to get started on.
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2010-02-08, 03:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-02-08, 03:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VII - Bring Bottled Water, Our Water is Spiked With Love Potion
Percy Jackson?
Also, people, ease up on the graphic torture. The Master is a bastard, but there's still a rule against explicit violence, so be careful.
Isn't that basic statistics?
Nothing to do with your stories, but I'm sure Schadenfreude matches Redcloak/Tsukiko somehow.It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
If you want to stay in touch, reach out to me on twitter (same username).
The best answer is always to ask your DM.
Unless you're the DM, in which case you should talk to your players.
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2010-02-08, 03:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VII - Bring Bottled Water, Our Water is Spiked With Love Potion
Even though it can be a hardish job, look at it this way. You are still saving sweet, adorable kittens who only want to have food, a home, and someone to love. (also have a warming device at night)
You're a hero, one adoption at a time.
Same here. I really, really want to have a kitten, but my mom and bother are allergic.Last edited by Aaron; 2010-02-08 at 03:38 PM.
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"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
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2010-02-08, 03:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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My webcomic!
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Tales of Aequar: Runite's Rise IC
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Playing Natalia Bolts,Jadeite Nocrius, and Soren Lowell
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2010-02-08, 03:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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Your local Cleric.
Cleric of the Murphy's Law Thread
(yes, that is possible)
"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
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2010-02-08, 03:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-02-08, 03:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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My webcomic!
Currently DMing:
Tales of Aequar: Runite's Rise IC
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Playing Natalia Bolts,Jadeite Nocrius, and Soren Lowell
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2010-02-08, 03:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VII - Bring Bottled Water, Our Water is Spiked With Love Potion
While on the subject.
I have 3 cats and 1 dog.
The dog is a Golden Retriever.
Very friendly and cuddly, likes to sleep in moms bed or on the couch, often steals the cats food.
He likes cat food better than he likes dog food for some reason.
The youngest of the cats likes to fight, and often scratches us for the lulz while cuddling.
He seems to think it's funny to purr while clawing our pants off.
The second cat is a personal space invader, keeps jumping into my lap and falling asleep on my knees while i'm eating.
The third cat i can't say much about at the moment, i shall have to observe him more.
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2010-02-08, 03:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VII - Bring Bottled Water, Our Water is Spiked With Love Potion
Evil. Iam diffrent. Have a problem with that...
My avatarsSpoilerThanks To Dashwood for Spider avatar.
Thanks To Mr Saturn for Goth Man avatar.
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2010-02-08, 03:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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Awwww!
Yeah, my dog is a mix between a German Shepard and a Border Collie. Well, those are the two most obvious breeds, she's got a lot of other stuff in her, possibly Whippet.
To stay on topic here, on a random note...
You know what we should make? A Crack Pairing Author class.
The class would have good Fort and Will save progressions, resistance and eventually immunity to mind-altering effects, and would revolve around squicking out enemies in battle!
I've gotta go now, but someone who's good at this sort of thing should make one. Or it could be a group effort!My webcomic!
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2010-02-08, 03:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VII - Bring Bottled Water, Our Water is Spiked With Love Potion
Time for the awesomeness of Rogue Love part 3 This one is a bit longer than the others.
SpoilerHaley was all set. She had enough supplies to keep her and Elan for a couple days. Now the only thing left to do was make sure the bandit king doesn’t follow her and get Elan and run like there is no tomorrow. The bandit outfit she stole will defiantly help her get around the bandit camp. “Time for Operation: escape” she thought to herself as she set out to the bandit kings tent,
“Well then, you back for more “conditions”?” The bandit king said, obviously trying to lure Haley in. “Just let me freshen up.” Haley said, excusing herself outside.
She came back inside with some rope and a gag. “Well, I can see you really are adventurous.” She gagged him then tied him up. “Well now, see ya later!” She said grinning. The bandit king was in so much of a rage; it’s a surprise the rope held. Then again Haley has more skill points in Use (rope) then you think she would.
Haley exited with the tent with a goal and the means to achieve it. She stole her bow and arrow back and found the footprints of that girl she saw earlier. She found it after a couple of minutes. She looked inside to check if she was their. All she could see was her body covering up someone with blonde hair. “Elan!” she though almost bursting in. “Wait. I am gonna need a plan if I want to do this without alerting the entire camp.” Fortunately, she had just the plan to eliminate the girl.
Samantha was just about to start round 2 with her new man when someone was yelling outside her door.” Excuse me miss, but you have a gift!” A voice said. “Who is it from and what is it? “ She said walking to the door. As she opened the door she was hit with 2 arrows. One in the jugular and one directly between the eyes. “Fate” Haley said as she entered the tent. “Haley!” Elan said as she saw her entering the tent.
“Shhh!!” Haley said covering élans lips. “I don’t feel like taking on an army of bandits. I have the bandit leader tied up at the moment. Let’s escape while we can!” The couple rushed out, being careful not the trip on the body. “No need to get blood on my cape” Elan said.
From there they ran. They ran for as long as their legs could take them. They dare not look back to see if they were being pursued. Right now the only thing that mattered was putting as much distance from the bandit camp as they could. Soon the night turned into day, and a small village came into view.
It was a small town called stormblade, named after the legendary blade. They resided in a small inn called “The Bell and Dragon”. After calming down Haley said “I don’t care how long I have to run. Our love (and my gold) will sustain us.” “Cause we got to hold on to what we got. IT doesn’t make a difference if we make it our not. WE got each other and that’s a lot for love. We’ll give it a shot!” Said Elan COMPLETELY Ruining THE F****** MOMENT!
“Was that really necessary?” Haley said slightly disappointed in him. “I’m a bard. Its my duty.” He said with a smile. I know. I know.”
for those of you who dont get why it ruined the moment, its from a bon jovi song. Any way I am going to continue to atleast part 5.Last edited by icastflare!; 2010-02-08 at 03:54 PM.
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2010-02-08, 03:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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Which makes it even more fun when someone says "surely that depends on how you measure it?"
My mom's oldest cat (my cat's brother - they hate each other) loves to lie next to mom's radiator. It's this model:
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And mom has made him a small bench to lie on, and then he puts his front paws in between the sections of the radiator and loads up on heat.Avatar by CoffeeIncluded
Oooh, and that's a bad miss.
“Don't exercise your freedom of speech until you have exercised your freedom of thought.”
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2010-02-08, 03:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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this makes me want to get a cat. Too bad im allergic.
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2010-02-08, 04:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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They are working on engineering hypoallergenic breeds, but so far progress is slow. But in 10 years - who knows?
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Oooh, and that's a bad miss.
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2010-02-08, 04:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-02-08, 04:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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I want a new dog but parents say no. Fair enough, I'm (probably) going to move out soon (if I ever actually get a job) but I still want one.
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Crack-Pairings, Not Dead Just Moved. Someone Hasn't Been Looking In The Right Places.
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2010-02-08, 04:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VII - Bring Bottled Water, Our Water is Spiked With Love Potion
Assuming that Deirdre's under control.
Do you think he would be willing to tell her Right-Eye's story to show her what Xykon is capable of? He's barely been able to face it in his mind, he doesn't know that she knows, and he has every reason to believe that his daughter would turn against him for it, but there's hope that she would see Xykon for the monster he is...
How would that go down? I mean, she can't exactly tell her daughter that she wasn't allowed to see the guy who controlled all of them and demanded to see her. And she would have to understand that her lengthy absence in her daughter's life makes Tiasal less inclined to listen to her...
As for pets, I'm not really a cat person, although we did have a cat up until a year two ago. I prefer rats, although it's hearbreaking when they die early, which all of mine ended up doing.
We also have three tortoises. Two of them are currently hibernating in the fridge; the other is awake unseasonably and keeps following us around the kitchen.Last edited by Zanaril; 2010-02-08 at 04:30 PM.
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2010-02-08, 04:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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And, to outnerd you all, I statted my cat in GURPS (another RPG).
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2010-02-08, 04:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-02-08, 04:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VII - Bring Bottled Water, Our Water is Spiked With Love Potion
I'll just throw in a random idea I got while doing something completely different.
MitD and Andy know each other. They're friends. Andy has given the MitD something which lets him scry through it and perform spells in case of emergency. It was Andy that teleported V and Mr. Stiffy to Hinjo & Co. He doesn't want anyone to know, but now I have a picture in my mind of Andy and the MitD sitting at a table drinking tea. Where do you think the MitD learned to drink tea and behave civilized? Where do you think it learned to speak?
*gets shot and hastily buried in the courtyard*Trying to return to some communities from where I've vanished in the last few years. Trying to become more active in general. Social connections are like drugs xD"
So, I'm in college now! In a city at the other end of the country, five hours by train.
I can't choose between my Internet Nicknames. Have about 4 of them atm.
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2010-02-08, 04:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VII - Bring Bottled Water, Our Water is Spiked With Love Potion
*flashes bottle of green liquid* *takes long draft* *sighs*
Vaarsuvius, at least, would know that she was ill. Xykon knows people's limits, and if he had flat-out refused to let her see her daughter, he would have set her on fire again. To keep it to embers, he had to indulge her a little and give her time to speak with Tiasal, and he most likely had to do it to Redcloak too. They would realize that she needed help and they would get her to someone who could give it to her.
But look at how defiant V managed to remain towards Reddy when he was her jailer. V is going to be ruthlessly stubborn and argumentative with Tiasal, and she's not going to realize or care how dangerous that is to herself.
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The April Squickies Award for Best Crack Pairing Story
Thank you so much to Kaytara for the avatar! It's of Redcloak's and Vaarsuvius's love child.
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2010-02-08, 04:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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*gives a supportive pat on the back*
They would realize that she needed help and they would get her to someone who could give it to her.
I can see her trying to manually keep Tiasal away from Xykon--maybe holding her tightly and demanding that Xykon stay the hell away. Wouldn't be just a little affecting to see one's mother standing up to an epic-level lich to keep him away from you?
Actually, I'm not sure what Tiasal would think of V doing something so obviously affectionate yet undeniably illogical.
...Wait, are you suggesting Aandy/MITD? If so, you get the prize for the most completely unfounded yet endearing pairing.Last edited by Zanaril; 2010-02-08 at 04:37 PM.
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2010-02-08, 04:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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“Don't exercise your freedom of speech until you have exercised your freedom of thought.”
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2010-02-08, 04:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VII - Bring Bottled Water, Our Water is Spiked With Love Potion
*swishes liquid* Well, at least I'll be home soon. We have family weekend coming up.
How did it get so bad in the Deirdre ending, what was different? Did it need both Reddy and V to help her?
Either that or embarassing in a fussy parent sort of way.
Actually, I'm not sure what Tiasal would think of V doing something so obviously affectionate yet undeniably illogical.
... *wibbles*
*crawls over* *curls up against Asta Kask* Don't mind the extra suspiciously human cat you just got...
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The April Squickies Award for Best Crack Pairing Story
Thank you so much to Kaytara for the avatar! It's of Redcloak's and Vaarsuvius's love child.
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2010-02-08, 04:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VII - Bring Bottled Water, Our Water is Spiked With Love Potion
...There's an eerie parallel there with how the master drugs the troublesome kids to keep them reliant on him.
And maybe asking Xykon to not hurt Vaarsuvius. She has a very strong sense of debt--if Vaarsuvius is trying to protect her, then she owes Vaarsuvius at least a small amount of protection.
But it would really underline how powerless V was, even compared to Tiasal.
*crawls over* *curls up against Asta Kask* Don't mind the extra suspiciously human cat you just got...This post may contain sarcasm.
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2010-02-08, 04:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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(Cleric Powers, ACTIVATE!)
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2010-02-08, 04:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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You may be able to use magic to solve almost anything, but that doesn't mean you should
Also, why do I suddenly feel like singing? *glee!*This post may contain sarcasm.
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XDDD
MASS Cause Glee!Recent Homebrew: The Socialite | The Crystalline: Memory Altering Construct Race | Sanguine Hand, a ToB Discipline of blood and cruelty
Homebrew Signature | NEW Homebrew Collection
Thanks to all my avatar artists, especially to Paisley for my avatar of Vivian, cowardly cryophoenix.