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2010-02-06, 03:26 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Mar 2009
Crack Pairings VII - Bring Bottled Water, Our Water is Spiked With Love Potion
Hello, and welcome to the seventh Crack Pairings thread. If you haven't read the previous ones yet, you can do so here, here, here, here, here, and here.
Or, if you don't wish to read through all 300 pages, here's the short version: we have a roller and some tables. You roll a pairing, and maybe a plot device, then you write it, draw it, act it out, interpretive dance it, whatever! Apparently we like this sort of thing.
Remember this.
When posting a pairing, please at least try to do something with it. We like it when people try!
Should you wish to roll a pairing, Sgeo coded up a roller for us. If you want that personal touch, go roll on the tables, or make up your own pairing!
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Zanaril's
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Discord's
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Saeyan
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rangermania
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Trixie
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MReav
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Kaytara
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half-halfling
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licoot
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Felyndiira
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Tables!
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Initial Table
Roll 2d6 (or more!) decide which tables to pick the characters from.
- OotS Table 1
- OotS Table 2
- OotS Table 3
- OotS Table 4
- Minion List
- Dead Guy List
Table 1 - By Minion992929
- Roy
- Durkon
- Celia
- Xykon
- Tsukiko
- Vaarsuvius
- Monster in The Dark
- Miko
- Nale
- Elan
- Haley
- Belkar
- Lord Shojo
- Redcloak
- Hinjo
- Daigo
- Kazumi
- Inkyrius
- Roll again twice
- Roll again and switch gender
Table 2 - By Minion 992929
- The Guy with a halberd
- Sarah Greenhilt
- Haley's dad
- Thanh
- Julio Scoundrél
- Mr. Rodriguez
- Horace Greenhilt
- Therkla
- Zz'Dtri
- YokYok
- Leeky Windstaff
- The Cliffport chief of police
- Windstriker
- Jirix
- Lien
- Argent
- Yor
- Roll again twice
- Roll again on twice on Initial Table
- Roll again and switch gender
Table 3 - By Minion992929
- Soon Kim (incorporeal)
- Shadowdancer
- Hilgya
- Dorukan
- Bozzok
- Crystal
- Bandit King
- Ancient Black Dragon
- O-Chul
- The Snarl
- The Eye of Fear and Flame
- Lord Kubota
- Thog
- Julia Greenhilt
- Belkar
- The oracle
- Jephton/Haerta/Ganneron
- Roll again twice on Initial Table
- Roll again twice
- Roll again and switch gender
Table 4 - By Minion 992929
- The dragon's hoard
- The chimera
- The really dangerous trap
- Roy's Archon
- The Hydra
- Teevo
- Xykon's zombie dragon head
- Roy's sword
- The entire Hobgoblin army
- The orc chieftain
- The IFCC
- Durkon while under the effects of Thor's might
- Mr Scruffy
- Hieronymus Grubwiggler
- All of the Demon Roaches at once
- Bone golem Roy
- Roll again twice
- Roll again on Tables 1, 2, and 3
- Roll again twice on Initial Table
- Roll again and switch gender
Minion List -Made By MReav
- Goblin
- Hobgoblin
- Kobold
- Ogre
- Lizardfolk
- Bug-people
- Azure City Soldier
- Bandit or Thieves Guild Member
- Orc
- Owlbear
- Troll (flip coin to determine land or sea)
- Zombie
- Ghoul
- City Guardsman
- Angel-thing
- Ghost Martyr
- Roll again on another table.
- Roll again twice
- Roll Again and invert alignment
- Roll again for minion army
Dead Guy List -Made By MReav
- Samantha
- Sangwaan
- Hobgoblin General
- Azure City General
- Death Knight
- Huecva
- Trigak
- Earth Dungeon Guardian
- Fire Dungeon Guardian
- Kraagor
- Mijung
- Eugene Greenhilt
- Old Blind Pete
- Giant Devil
- Buggy-Lou
- Isamu.
- Roll Again on a different table
- Roll Again Twice
- Roll Again and Switch Gender
- Roll again. If you roll this option twice in a row: Eastern Pantheon and World 1.0
Supplemental Plot Devices
Roll 1d4 (or more!)
- Table 1
- Table 2
- Table 3
- Table 4
Table 1 - By Nerdanel
- Unrequited love
- Love potion
- Drunkenness
- Snowed in
- Stuck on a desert island
- In the afterlife
- Aliens Made Them Do It (not necessarily literal aliens)
- True love
- Love/hate relationship
- Adultery
- Pregnancy (use male pregnancy if needed)
- Pink frills and white lace
- French maid costume
- Police/military uniform
- High heels and black leather
- American high school setting
- Someone is a vampire
- Everyone is a furry version of themselves
- Kidnapped (By somebody inside or outside of the pairing)
- Roll again twice
Table 2 - by Sereg
- Dream Sequence
- Anonymous Dating Service
- Bodyswapped
- Meta
- Curse
- Spell gone wrong
- Damsel/dude in distress
- Lots and lots of angst (because then it will be true art)
- Amnesia
- Mistaken identity
- Genre shift
- Finding “new uses” for objects
- The real world
- Geas/Quest
- Zone of Truth
- Truth, dare or command
- Voyeurism
- In a playground
- Roll again twice
- Roll again on another table
Table 3 - by Sereg
- Fulfilling an unusual fantasy (as demonstrated in Coffee Included’s V x Haley x Elan with Belkar watching fic)
- Arranged marriage
- Already married
- Prostitution
- Concubines
- Inheritance of wealth and/or title from obscure dead relative
- Class change/multiclassing
- Team Evil is trying to save the world from the Oots’ plan to control/release the snarl
- Past/future life
- In 20 years from current comic
- They discover that they are close relatives at the end
- Disease
- “The whole party is controlled by giant space cats and Xykon is from modern Earth”
- Deus ex machina
- With the author or another crack-pairer (not in the ship itself, though)
- Narrated by somebody
- On the web-site
- Lampshading (roll again)
- Roll again twice
- Roll again on another table
Table 4 - by Sereg
- While arguing with the author
- It’s not them, it’s their players/character sheets/stat blocks/minis/dice (Yes, I know that this isn’t a game, but when have we let canon stand in our way?)
- To make someone else jealous
- To save the world
- Mind-control
- Twins separated at birth
- This is what the snarl actually does
- In a watery environment
- While under attack
- Because of a literal genie
- Because if they don’t they’ll die/get unmade
- On the rebound
- In jail/a dungeon
- While playing strip-(insert game here)
- Wardrobe malfunction
- On meds
- As part of their therapy
- With a giant
- With a subversion/aversion/inversion/double subversion of (roll again)
- Roll again twice
Of course, feel free to make up your own pairings!Last edited by The Dark Fiddler; 2010-02-28 at 04:28 PM.
It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
If you want to stay in touch, reach out to me on twitter (same username).
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2010-02-06, 03:27 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- May 2007
Re: Crack Pairings VII - Bring Bottled Water, Our Water is Spiked With Love Potion
Crack Pairings Story Index
Stories by Asta Kask
OOTS in Die WalküreStories by badam104172
Elves and Ears
Elan/Therkla
Radic/someguyJanineknows
Asta Kask/Vaarsuvius/Inkyrius
Roy/Lloyd
Redcloak/V (love poem)
Stories by baf
Stories by BatRobin
Belkar/Eye of Fear and FlameStories by Belkster11
Hilgya/YokYok
Julio Scoundrel/Entire Hobgolbin Army
Therkla/Vaarsuvius
Tsukiko/Jirix
Thog/Julio Scoundrel
Redcloak/Lien/Xykon [Part 1]
Redcloak/Lien/Xykon [Part 2]
Nale/Inkyrius
Xykon/Xykon
Roy/Elan [Part 1]Stories by The Blackbird
Roy/Elan [Part 2]
Roy/Elan [Part 3]
Hilgya/Inkyrius
Haley/Blackwing
Nale/Miko [Part 1]
Nale/Miko [Part 2]
Roy/MiTD
Haley/Belkster11
Stories by TheBibliophile
Stories by CapedLuigiYoshi
Stories by Cire II
Stories by ClericOfBelker
Gender-swapped OOTS [Part "2"]Stories by Closak
Gender-swapped OOTS [Part 3]
Gender-swapped OOTS [Part 4]
Gender-swapped OOTS [Part 5]
Gender-swapped OOTS [Part 6]
Belkar/Roy
O-Chul/ABD
Elan/Belkar/Haley/Roy
Roy/ABD
Closak/Black Dragons
Roy/Belkar/Ancient Black DragonStories by CoffeeIncluded
ABD
ABD/Haley
ABD/Jirix
ABD/Redcloak
ABD/Redcloak
ABD/Roy
ABD/Janitor
ABD/Thog
ABD/Belkar/Elan/Nale/Durkon/Redcloak/Jirix/Yikyik
ABD and Thog
ABD/Nale
ABD/Dragons
Elan/Julio ScoundrelStories by Cracklord
O-Chul/Lien
Haley/Roy's Sword and Sara Greenhilt/Soon Kim
Inkyrius/Belkar
Julia/Pompey
Pompey/Sabine
Xykon/Roy's Sword
Belkar/Hinjo
Crystal/Vaarsuvius
Zz'Drti/Nale
Shojo/Aarindarius
Daigo/Kubota
Vaarsuvius/IFCC
OOTS/Giant Sand Worm
Mr. Scruffy/Vaarsuvius
ABD/Guy with the Halberd
Elan/Cactus
Inkyrius/Inkyrius/Vaarsuvius/Vaarsuvius
Haley/Hanukkah Gelt
Miko/Inkyrius
Vaarsuvius/Durkon
Vaarsuvius/Elan/Haley
Celia/Haley
Elan/Shadowdancer
CoffeeIncluded/Vaarsuvius
Thieves' Guild/Grubwiggler
Ian Starshine/Bandit Leader
Vaarsuvius/Nale
Haley/Tsukiko
Haley/Crystal/Jenny
Argent/Hinjo/Lien
Elves and Protection Spells
Miko/DurkonStories by CurlyKitGirl
Inkyrius/Bozzok
O-Chul/Thog
Therkla/Crystal
Nale/The Shadow Dancer/Soulsplice
Tsukiko/Soon
Leeky Windstaff/Lord Kubota
Teevo/Thanh
O-Chul/Chief Grukgruk
Bozzok/Tsukiko/Crystal
Nale/Hinjo/O-Chul/Julia
Xykon/Thog
Edward Cullen/Harry Potter/Raistlin Majere/Xykon/Tsukiko/Lien/Stanley the Tool/Winston Churchill
Xykon/Julio Scoundrel
Belkar/Jenny
Eugene/Ydranna
Bozzok/Haley
Lord Shojo/Julio Scoundrel
Durkon/Lien
Durkon/Lien
Durkon/Lien
Durkon/Lien
Durkon/Lien [The Beginning]
Julia Greenhilt/Xykon
Bozzok/Zz'Dtri
Julia/Roy's Sword
Durkon/Lien
Roy/Sabine
Shojo/Miko
Durkon/Lien
Belkar in Hell [Part 1]
Belkar in Hell [Part 2]
Belkar in Hell [Part 3]
Belkar in Hell [Part 4]
Belkar in Hell [Part 5]
Belkar in Hell [Part 6]
Soon Kim/Mijung
Durkon/Lien
The OOTS in Girard's Gate [Part 1]
The OOTS in Girard's Gate [Part 2]
The OOTS in Girard's Gate [Part 3]
The OOTS in Girard's Gate [Part 4]
The OOTS in Girard's Gate [Part 5]
The OOTS in Girard's Gate [Part 6]
The OOTS in Girard's Gate [Part 7]
The OOTS in Girard's Gate [Part 8]
The OOTS in Girard's Gate [Part 9]
Stories by Dak Frostwrath
Stories by Dark Apprentice
Stories by The Dark Fiddler
Roy/RedcloakStories by DarkElfGangsta
MiTD/Entitre Hobgoblin Army
Celia/Gender-Flipped Celia
Crystal/Argent
Miko/Vaarsuvius
Nale/Tsukiko
The Oracle/Zz'Dtri
Stories by Dark_Stryke
Not for EveryoneIt All Started With A KissStories by Discord
Miko/VaarsuviusStories by doliest
Miko/Vaarsuvius
Vaarsuvius/Zz'dtri
Vaarsuvius/Mother Black Dragon
Miko/Vaarsuvius
Jirix/Tsukiko
Vaarsuvius/Haley
Roy/Celia
Vaarsuvius/Miko
Vaarsuvius/Haley
Vaarsuvius/Vaarsuvius
Vaarsuvius/Haley [Part 2] [Continuation of ShinyDelusion's story]
Vaarsuvius/Haley
IFCC/CrystalStories by Dra-Goon
Windstriker/The Bandit King
Belkar/YokYok
Doliest/Dracula
Vaarsuvius/Aarindarius [Part 1]
Vaarsuvius/Aarindarius [Part 2]
Snarl/Haley/O-Chul
Xykon/KazumiStories by Dr.Gunsforhands
Sarah Greenhilt/Roy's Archon
Celia/Mr Scruffy
The Eye of Fear and Flame/Haley
Roy's Sword/Bone Golem Roy
Ancient Black Dragon/Tsukiko/Monster in the Dark
Haley/Vaarsuvius/Durkon
Stories by DukeGod
Stories by Elan's Modron
Stories by Elvenblade
Stories by esmerelder
Roy/VaarsuviusStories by EvilRoeSlade
Girard/Serini
Girard/Serini
Gender-swapped Order of the Stick
OOTS/OOTS
Haley/Hank
Body-swapped OOTS [Part 1]
Body-swapped OOTS [Part 2]
Body-swapped OOTS [Part 3]
V/Belkar Spawnfic
Stories by Expeditious
Stories by Eztheria
Stories by Felyndiira
Stories by Forevernade
Stories by Gicko
Stories by Gimliggamer
Stories by golentan
Stories by gosh
Stories by half-halfling
Stories by Hijax
Stories by icastflare!
Therkla/Julio ScoundrelStories by Introbulus
Roy/Tsukiko/Teevo
Mr. Scruffy/Hobgoblin Army
Rogue LoveHaley/Bandit Leader [Part 1]Vaarsuvius/Sabine/Nale
Haley/Bandit Leader [Part 2]
Haley/Bandit Leader [Part 3]
Haley/Elan [Part 4]
Haley/Elan [Part 5]
Haley/Elan [Part 6]
Durkon/Thor
The Cliffport Chief of Police/KazumiStories by jogiff
Hydra/Lien
Tsukiko/Roy's Archon
Lord Shojo/Jirix
Durokan/Haley
Belkar/Hinjo
Haley/Crystal
Kazumi/Durkon
Stories by Kaytara
Mr. Scruffy/The SnarlStories by Kill Screen
Ancient Black Dragon/Inkyrius
IFCC Fiends/The Chimera Trigak
Banjo/Giggles
Vaarsuvius and Durkon [Part 1]
Vaarsuvius and Durkon [Part 2]
ABD and Vaarsuvius
Belkar/Vaarsuvius
Stories by Kirby
Stories by Kitteh
Stories by KnightMysterio
Stories by Kobold-Bard
Stories by Kraggi
Stories by Kyronea
Stories by Kyuubi
Stories by Lawyergoblin
Brown-cloak/HaleyStories by lindorm
Redcloak/Celia [Part 1]
Redcloak/Celia [Part 2]
Vaarsuvius/Zz'dtri [Part 1]
Vaarsuvius/Zz'dtri [Part 2]
Vaarsuvius/Zz'dtri [Part 3]
Stories by Lollie
Stories by Lord Mattos
Stories by Lubirio
Stories by Lycan 01
Orc Chief Grukgruk/Haley/KazumiStories by MagicianMan5
The Guy With the Halberd/Demon Roaches/Hydra
Daigo/Kubota
Yor/Belkar
Kazumi/Therkla
O-Chul/IFCC
Miko/Redcloak
Miko/Redcloak [Continued]
The Eye of Fear and Flame/Haley
Blackwing/Mr. Scruffy
Hinjo/Redcloak
Crystal/The Chimera
Belkar/Roy's Sword
Vaarsuvius/Ciaphas Cain [Part 1]
Vaarsuvius/Ciaphas Cain [Part 2]
Vaarsuvius/Ciaphas Cain [Part 3]
Vaarsuvius/Ciaphas Cain [Part 4]
Vaarsuvius/Ciaphas Cain [Part 5]
Vaarsuvius/Elan
Eye of Fear and Flame/Tsukiko/Hot Pocket
Stories by Malkar Grumbo
Stories by Mariel Dragon
Stories by MasamuneSSX
Miko/MiTDStories by Meg
Durkon/Sabine
Miko/Sabine
Miko/The Oracle
Miko/Vaarsuvius
ABD/The Oracle
Entire Hobgoblin Army/All The Demon Roaches
Haley/Roy [Part 1]
Haley/Roy [Part 2]
Redcloak/O-ChulStories by Metalhead
Tsukiko/Redcloak
Teevo/Hieronymus Grubwiggler
Roy/Roy's Archon
Roy's Sword/Nale
Belkar/Vaarsuvius
Elan/Vaarsuvius [Part 1]
Elan/Vaarsuvius [Part 2]
Redcloak/Tsukiko [Part 1]
Redcloak/Tsukiko [Part 2]
Redcloak/Tsukiko [Part 3]
Redcloak/The Snarl
Miko/Haley
Jeff/Hilgya
Vaarsuvius/Aarindarius
Vaarsuvius/Everyone [Part 2]
Kazumi/IFCC
Stories by mizzim
Stories by Monzach
Stories by Moofin Bard
Stories by Moon_Called
Stories by MReav
Stories by Mr. Cales
Stories by NamonakiRei
Stories by Nathander
Celia/ThogStories by NemoUtopia
Lien/Hobgoblin Army
Daigo/Yokyok
Miko/Therka [Part 1]
Miko/Therka [Part 2]
Miko/Therka [Part 3]
Miko/Therka [Part 4]
Miko/Therka [Part 5]
Vaarsuvius/Black DragonStories by Nerdanel
Nale's next crazy plot to destroy the OotSTsukiko's PloyMiko's Heart, Beyond Lawful Good
Stories by The Odor
Shojo/MikoStories by Omergideon
Argent/Razor
Blackwing/Haley
Gender-switched Oracle/Oracle
Haley/Lien
Vaarsuvius/Everyone [Part 3]
Haley/Vaarsuvius
Rodney McKay/Celia
Stories by Oooohaloophole
Stories by Pid6
Stories by pnewman
Stories by PsychoPat
Nale/Haley and Elan/CeliaStories by Ronnoc
Haley/Vampire Shadowdancer
Redcloak/Tsukiko/Julio Scoundrel
Thog/Sabine
Thog/Sabine [Continued]
Thog/Sabine [Continued]
Thog/Sabine [Continued]
Stories by RPGAgmJAY
Stories by Saeyan
Stories by SaintRidley
Stories by Sequinox
Stories by Sereg
Roy/CeliaStories by Sewblon
Xykon/Celia
Tsukiko/Horace Greenhilt
Xykon/Redcloak [Part 1]
Xykon/Redcloak [Part 2]
Dragon's Hoard/Jephton/Haerta/Ganneron
Durkon/Death Knight
Pit Fiend/Zz'dtri
Therkla/Thieves Guild Member
Durkon/Vaarsuvius
Mr. Scruffy/Snuggles
Therkla/Banjo
Elan/Vaarsuvius
Julia/Durkon
Belkar/Nacle
Belkar/Crystal
Vaarsuvius/Haley's Personality Aspects
Haley/Celia
Roy/Eugene
Julio Scoundrel/Julio Scoundrel
Thog/Miko [Part 1]
Thog/Miko [Part 2]
Thog/Miko [Part 3]
Thog/Miko [Part 4]
Thog/Miko [Part 5]
Sereg/Tsukiko
Sereg/Lien
Sereg/Inkyrius
Sereg/Vaarsuvius
Sereg/Celia
Sereg/Haley
Sereg/Lirian
Sereg/Sabine
Hobgoblin General/Roy’s Sword/Roy’s Archon/Person in Distress
Durkon/Tree
Ghouls/Belkar [Part 1]
Ghouls/Belkar [Part 2]
Hieronymus Grubwiggler/The Eye of Fear and Flame
Lizardfolk/Durkon
Mary Sue/OOTS
A Twisted TailHieronymus Grubwiggler/His Wife [Part 1]Banjo/Xykon-doll
Clone/Hieronymus Grubwiggler's Wife [Part 2]
Clone/Hieronymus Grubwiggler's Wife [Part 3]
Clone/Hieronymus Grubwiggler [Part 4]
Xykon/Tsukiko
Tsukiko/Crypt Thing
Miko/Jirix/Really Dangerous Trap
Vaarsuvius/Dark Mistress Shadowgale
More than Just DutyMiko/Sangwaan [Part 1]Haley/Zz'dtri
Miko/Sangwaan [Part 2]
Miko/Sangwaan [Part 3]
Miko/Sangwaan [Part 4]
Miko/Sangwaan [Part 5]
Miko/Sangwaan [Part 6]
Miko/Sangwaan [Part 7]
Body and Soul
Stories by ShinyDelusion
Julia/ThogStories by ShneekeyTheLost
Vaarsuvius/Haley/Elan [Part 1]
Vaarsuvius/Haley/Elan [Part 3] [Continuation from Discord's part]
Belkar/Matt
Elan/Haley/Roy
Hinjo/Tsukiko [Part 1]
Hinjo/Tsukiko [Part 2]
Janine/Lloyd
Nale/Sabine
When in RomeMitD/Tsukiko
Aula/Tiberius/Aarindarius
Stories by Silverraptor
Belkar/NaleStories by Somniloquist
Miko/Hinjo
Inkyrius [Part 1], [Part 2], [Part 3], [Part 4]
Julia/Celia
Crystal/Belkar
Haley's Dream
Guy with the Halberd/Girl with the Halberd
Kazumi/Daigo
Kubota/Lien
Ceila/Mr Rodriguez
Tsukiko/Oracle
Elan/Vaarsuvius
Stories by Sstoopidtallkid
Stories by Symmys
Stories by Taekwondodo
Hinjo/Zz'dtriStories by Tatterdemalion
Bozzak/Mr Rodriguez
Elan/The Cliffport Chief of Police
Therkla/Julio Scoundrel
Nale/Julio Scoundrel
Thanh/Female NPC
Windstriker/Argent
Edward/Tsukiko
Trigak/Sunken Valley Hydra [Part 1]
Trigak/Sunken Valley Hydra [Part 2]
Mr. Scruffy/Lord Shojo
Ian Starshine/The Snarl
Vaarsuvius/Haley
Blackwing/Tiasal
Stories by Thor Person Guy
Stories by Tira-chan
Stories by TooManySecrets
Stories by TSED
Stories by waterpenguin43
Stories by Water-Smurf
In the Arms of MorpheusStories by WeimannRedcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 1]IcelusCurse of Phobetor
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 2]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 3]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 4]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 5]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 6]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 7]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 8]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 9]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 10]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 11]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 12]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 13]Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 1]Tragedy of HypnosPasithea's Messenger
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 2]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 3]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 4]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 5]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 6]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 7]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 8]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 9]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 10]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 11]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 12]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 13]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 14]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 15]Redcloak/V Spawnfic [Part 1]Bridge Across the StarsAll in the FamilyBefore the StormIn Vino VeritasClaude Os, Aperi Oculos!Quos Amor Verus Tenuit, TenebitActa Non VerbaPawns of the GodsDumped on the Rooster
Redcloak/V Spawnfic [Part 2]
Redcloak/V Spawnfic [Part 3]
Redcloak/V Spawnfic [Part 4]
Redcloak/V Spawnfic [Part 5]
Redcloak/V Spawnfic [Part 6]
Redcloak/V Spawnfic [Part 7]
Redcloak/V Spawnfic [Part 8]
Redcloak/V Spawnfic [Part 9]
Jephton/Haetra/Ganonron/Julia Greenhilt/JirixStories by WhereamI?
Overpriced Apple Girl/The Most Awesome Pickpockets In The ENTIRE WORLD!
Overpriced Apple Girl/The Most Awesome Pickpockets In The ENTIRE WORLD! [Continued]
Stories by Xesirin
Stories by Yiuel
Roy and Celia's Son/Elan and Haley's DaughterStories by yubel
Therkla/Yiuel
OOTS Jr. [Part 1]
OOTS Jr. [Part 2]
Miko/Sangwaan
Stories by Zanaril
Male Sarah Greenhilt/Female Zz'dtri/IFCCStories by Zen_Heart
Xykon/Vaarsuvius
Therkla/Belkar/Tsukiko
Therkla/Belkar/Tsukiko [Continued]
Mr Rodrigez/Gender-Swiched Mr Rodrigez
Vaarsuvius/Zz'dtri [continuation of Discord's story]
Vaarsuvius/Zz'dtri
Aarindarius/Inkyrius
Aarindarius/Inkyrius
Aarindarius/Inkyrius
Aarindarius/Inkyrius
Blackwing/Lizard Vaarsuvius
The IFCC/Zombie Dragon Head
Vaarsuvius/The Snarl
Vaarsuvius/Inkyrius/Aarindarius
Vaarsuvius/Haerta [Part 1]
Vaarsuvius/Haerta [Part 2]
Vaarsuvius/Haley/Vaarsuvius
Tass/Crack Pairings Thread
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Tiasal (version one).
Tiasal (version two).
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Sangwaan and Hinjo.
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Inkyrius, Vaarsuvius and their children.
CoffeeIncluded and Haley.
CoffeeIncluded and Haley.
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Vaarsuvius and Redcloak.
Miko and O-Chul.
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Vaarsuvius and Miko.
Tsukiko and Vaarsuvius.
Vaarsuvius and Tsukiko.
Lirian and Aarindarius.
Haerta and Vaarsuvius.
Vaarsuvius, Tsukiko, and their child.
Miko and Vaarsuvius.
Haley and Vaarsuvius.
Roy and Elan.
Aarindarius and Lirian.
Haley and Celia.
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Vaarsuvius and Blackwing.
Vaarsuvius.
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Tiasal and Vaarsuvius.
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Young Roy and the Little Psion that Could.
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Zombie Dragon/ABD.
Vaarsuvius and Redcloak.
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Vaarsuvius and V's personifications of femininity and masculinity.
Vaarsuvius, Inkyrius, their children and the soul splice.
Tsukiko and Jirix.
Haley and Vaarsuvius.
MiTD and Tsukiko.
Child of Redcloak and Vaarsuvius.
Inkyrius and Vaarsuvius.
Vaarsuvius' Parent and young Vaarsuvius.
Inkyrius and Vaarsuvius.
Vaarsuvius and Redcloak.
Tiasal and Terentius.
Jirix, Tsukiko, Redcloak, Celia, Belkar, Roy, Haley, Vaarsuvius, Inkyrius and their children, wishing Kaytara a happy birthday.
Tiasal, Tsukiko, and Xykon.
Plushie Dragon Vaarsuvius.
Aarindarius, Vaarsuvius, Inkyrius and their children.
Aarindarius.
Roy and Miko.
Therkla and Miko.
Elan, Roy, and Miko.
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Vaarsuvius and Inkyrius.
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Celia dressed up as Miko, and Roy.
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Vaarsuvius and Redcloak.
Vaarsuvius.
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Vaarsuvius and Roy (coloured version).
Young Vaarsuvius.
Spliced Inkyrius.
Vaarsuvius and Miko.
Vaarsuvius and Miko (coloured version).
Redcloak and Vaarsuvius.
Mr. Scruffy, Belkar, Vaarsuvius, and Blackwing.
Aarindarius.
Aarindarius.
Aarindarius (coloured version).
Redcloak, Vaarsuvius, and their child.
Redcloak, Vaarsuvius, and their child (coloured version).
Right-Eye and Redcloak.
Tiasal, Xykon, and Tsukiko.
Tiasal.
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Haley and Vaarsuvius.
Spliced Elan.
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MitD.
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Vaarsuvius and Redcloak.
Belkar.
Vaarsuvius and Redcloak.
Vaarsuvius and Roy.
Xykon and Redcloak.
Redcloak and Vaarsuvius.
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Tsukiko and Redcloak (coloured version).
Spliced Inkyrius.
Vaarsuvius.
Child of Redcloak and Vaarsuvius.
Child of Redcloak and Vaarsuvius.
Celia and Vaarsuvius.
Redcloak and Xykon.
Haley and Roy.
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Lien and the Yellow-Eyed Fiend.
Evil Lien.
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Elan and Nale.
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The Dark One and a goblin god (?).
Tiasal.
Tiasal.
Tiasal.
Tiasal.
Tiasal.
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The Snarl, Hades, and Persephone.
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Vaarsuvius with a Miko doll.
Vaarsuvius with a Miko doll.
Aarindarius and Inkyrius.
Zz'dtri and Vaarsuvius.
Inkyrius.
Aarindarius, Inkyrius, and Vaarsuvius.
A wanted sign for Zanaril.
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Vaarsuvius.
Inkyrius and Aarindarius, with Vaarsuvius and Zz'dtri in chibi form.
Aarindarius, Inkyrius, and Vaarsuvius.
Inkyrius, Vaarsuvius, and Aarindarius.
Inkyrius and Vaarsuvius.
Aarindarius and Vaarsuvius.
Vaarsuvius.
Child of Redcloak and Vaarsuvius.
Vaarsuvius.
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Tiasal.
Vaarsuvius.
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Scenario for Water-Smurf, featuring Tiasal and Redcloak.
Vaarsuvius and Aarindarius.
Vaarsuvius and Inkyrius.
Vaarsuvius and Inkyrius.
Aarindarius and Vaarsuvius.
Vaarsuvius and Inkyrius.
Aarindarius and Vaarsuvius.
Zz'dtri and Vaarsuvius.
Vaarsuvius.
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Spock and Vaarsuvius.
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Female living Xykon.
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Celia and Belkar.
Xykon, Tsukiko, and Miko.
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"The OOTS Jr."
OOTS Jr.
OOTS Jr.
OOTS Jr.
OOTS Jr.
Joan.
Tiasal.
Alex.
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Undead Vaarsuvius and Xykon.
Miko and Vaarsuvius.
Redcloak and Vaarsuvius.
Xykon.
Spliced Inkyrius.
Spliced Inkyrius.
Spliced Inkyrius and Vaarsuvius.
Young Vaarsuvius.
Tiasal.
Argent and Windstriker.
Aarindarius and Vaarsuvius.
Child of Closak and the ABD.
Haley and Vaarsuvius.
Vaarsuvius, Redcloak, and Tiasal.
Xykon and Tsukiko.
Vaarsuvius and Tsukiko.
Vaarsuvius and Tsukiko (coloured version).
Redcloak and Vaarsuvius.
Xykon and Tiasal.
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So... we seem to be going through these at about one thread per month... which means we need more names!
Because I am a big romantic at heart, I would like one to be called "Omnia vincit amor - Love conquers all."
And another one should be called "Auribus tenere nympham." (means "I hold an elf by the ears". At least I hope it does.)Last edited by Asta Kask; 2010-02-06 at 04:15 PM.
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Well, if you say so. I'll never understand why it's such a touchy subject.
Anyway:
If V has just been rezzed, it's not a case of confiscating it; it's a case of not giving it back. I doubt he would have kept it for 16 years anyway.Last edited by Zanaril; 2010-02-06 at 03:40 PM.
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Well, your Location says England, so that may explain it.
Alcohol is much more a part of daily life in Europe, if my Spanish teacher is to be believed.
Regardless, better safe than sorry.
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Can I repeat my request for a drawing.
Soul-spliced V stands over a clearly beaten Tiasal and says
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"...No. No. It's not true! That's impossible!"
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Eh?
Vaarsuvius knows how to mentally distance herself from things going on at the moment. Redcloak doesn't have so much experience.
Honestly, Xykon doesn't seem the type to have any reservations about what he does. I could easily see him ordering her to take her clothes off and then walking off laughing, just to make her scared and embarassed and confused. He wouldn't do that immediately, but once he been flirting with her long enough to get both her and Reddy worried, he would take it up a notch.
Would she even tell Redcloak about this?
V's probably going to rebuke any sympathy Reddy shows; she'd see it as him making excuses instead of actually doing something to get them away from there. Maybe she'd even start seeing him as a coward; especially if Xykon spends the whole time telling her his point of view.
Not sure about writing, but I could try. And I could certainly do some drawing.
They start unwillingly becomming attracted to them because with a charisma score that high it's almost a supernatural ability.
Maybe. But she would hate herself for it. (Unless Xykon managed to redirect that hate towards Reddy.)
Wait, what?!
Oh! Huh. Whoops. 'Tis fixed.Last edited by Water-Smurf; 2010-02-06 at 04:15 PM.
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Indeed it is a class skill, but Redcloak, as a Cleric, would have a high Wisdom score. I wouldn't be surprised if he did something to get a better Sense Motive score (cross-class ranks, magic item, spell, or something), since I'm sure you find a lot of back-stabbers when you work with evil, and he'd get a huge circumstance modifier to the check. It's not incredibly likely, but it's possible he'd see through the bluff.
Still, Xykon probably has max ranks in bluff and a Charisma score past 30, for a bonus to his bluff check of at least +35, as a conservative estimate. Redcloak's Sense Motive would be with the circumstance modifier (let's say +20) and and his Wisdom (let's say 26 for a +8, but it might be as high as 30) and he comes up with a +28... so it doesn't look good. Unless he did, in fact, put cross-class ranks in or get an item, which could easily be another +7 for a total +35, making it look a bit better, if it weren't for the fact that Xykon's Charisma is probably higher than 30 and likely has more than 24 ranks in bluff like I assumed for the calculations.
...this came out a lot longer than I intended. And I don't even remember which point I was arguing for.It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
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No, I don't think she would. She'd be embarassed, and would consider it something that she had to deal with on her own. She doesn't want pity, and she knows there's nothing Redcloak can do to help; in her opinion, all that telling him would do is to cause more problems. She'd probably just keep telling herself that Xykon would eventually get bored and that the problem would go away on it's own.
How could Redcloak deal? I mean, he knows how charming Xykon is. And he'd be able to see what was happening to Vaarsuvius. Even if he knew it's not her fault, it'd be hard to not be a little hurt.
Maybe that's a reason for him to actually keep up what he was doing, besides just interest.
But yes, once he realized how useful it would be. And it would certainly be cruel irony to let them be together only to drive them apart.
Well, Deirdre already has an Electra Complex, so there's Deirdre/Redcloak and Deirdre/Xykon there, (and Deirdre/Elan, Deirdre/Roy, Deirdre/Belkar, Deirdre/Durkon, and Deirdre/Aarindarius, but that's only if they turn up...) and she seems to be developing a 'thing' for incest and pseudo-incest (or did I not make her attraction to Abram and her brothers obvious enough?), so it becomes... a love dodecahedron.
I'm not sure Deirdre/V would work though. Maybe that should be the one pairing that Vaarsuvius gets let off on.Last edited by Zanaril; 2010-02-06 at 04:57 PM.
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Can Bluff really pull that off? I mean, Redcloak knows Vaarsuvius and he knows Xykon--if Vaarsuvius told him that Xykon forced her and was lying, it's a lot more plausible than Vaarsuvius wanting the lich who had been sexually harassing her for a while get her naked and touch her.
After all they've gone through, I think that Redcloak would be more hurt that she didn't come to him than he would be over nearly anything else she could do. Xykon would revel in the whole thing, but Redcloak would be devastated by the prospect that Vaarsuvius was being hurt and she was embarrassed to say anything to him about it.
But combined with the above, it could make the idea that she wanted Xykon to touch her a little more plausible in his eye if she hadn't mentioned anything. I'm not sure if he'd feel worse about the prospect of her cheating on him or her not telling him when she was hurt.
He'd keep trying to warn her about what Xykon was doing. I don't think V would appreciate the help.
: Watching those two argue is more entertaining than anything the Teevo picks up these days.
But yes, once he realized how useful it would be. And it would certainly be cruel irony to let them be together only to drive them apart.
...That's a lot of alternative endings.
I'm not sure Deirdre/V would work though. Maybe that should be the one pairing that Vaarsuvius get let off on.
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It all depends on how big of a circumstance modifier RC gets to his Sense Motive check, as I explained earlier.
But that's if you want to go by the rules. I personally don't think that if it were just a story with no D&D RC would buy it.
Vaarsuvius is safe from this because she's a woman and Tiasal never knew her, but if she turns up and unwittingly builds a relationship with what's left of Tiasal, Deirdre's psyche will refract it again in processing.It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
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It would take a lot more work than just lying to Reddy, but I think it would be possible for Xykon to do. Especially if V has started to hate Redcloak at that point.
I'm not sure if he'd feel worse about the prospect of her cheating on him or her not telling him when she was hurt.
She wouldn't be, but he'd be insistent. He wouldn't want her to be drawn into Xykon's web.
Do you think that Tiasal has hope to bring them back together somehow?
To tell the truth, she actually was attracted to Redcloak, Octavius, Terentius, Abram, and to Right-Eye once she started really going down the crazy roller-coaster.
Vaarsuvius is safe from this because she's a woman and Tiasal never knew her, but if she turns up and unwittingly builds a relationship with what's left of Tiasal, Deirdre's psyche will refract it again in processing.Last edited by Zanaril; 2010-02-06 at 06:02 PM.
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Hmm...
I dunno, we have a hard enough time telling what V's gender is. Would V being her mother be enough to let her tell?
I doubt she could ever hate him, no matter what she tells herself. And if Redcloak actually thought that she was cheating on him, after she got over the initial indignant reaction, she would be devastated. She would try to convince herself that she was just furious that he let himself get fooled by Xykon, but she'd still be furious at herself for letting their relationship degrade to the point where he could conceive of that. She wouldn't want to lose him.
But she'd probably be too proud to apologize unless she really thought he was going to leave her for good.
Depends: how jelous is Reddy? How much of his love for her is caring about her being happy, and how much is wanting her to be happy with him? (And some of it is the latter; no-one is completely altruistic.)
Metaphors aside, his love is definitely partially wanting her to be happy with him, but it's mostly wanting her to be happy and alive.
That being said, if he thought that she had been his and then he suddenly found out that she wasn't without warning, he would feel very jealous and deeply hurt.
Except if they were already being driven apart at that point it would just make V annoyed. Maybe she would feel he was blaming her for falling into a 'obvious' trap? (Which would then make her less likely to tell Reddy what Xykon was doing to her..)
I don't know. It's a nice idea, but I'm not sure what Tia could do to help.
I guessed she didn't rape Reddy just for revenge.
One of Deidre's main complaints is that she exists at all; there's a lot of insults she could use based on the idea that V shouldn't have slept around. And for the same reason I can see them getting along, I can see them really hating each other.
But yes. Deirdre is not happy with her mother and probably has something planned for her.Last edited by Water-Smurf; 2010-02-06 at 06:25 PM.
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Poor Deidre has more complexes than most psychiatrist's entire clientele.
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In which case she'd be left completely alone.
That being said, if he thought that she had been his and then he suddenly found out that she wasn't without warning, he would feel very jealous and deeply hurt.
She is something that guarantees that, even if they break up, they're still connected. They both love her and want her safe, and they both need to work together to get her out of this dangerous environment.
Would Vaarsuvius be able to hate her? Yeah, she's raped her father and killed her brothers, but can a mother ever really hate their daughter, especially when it's obvious she's off her rocker and needs help desperately?
I don't think I'm allowed to give anyone anything anymore.Last edited by Zanaril; 2010-02-06 at 06:55 PM.
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Oh yeah...
...on another note, i want some water. Any around?
I don't think that Redcloak is capable of not loving her, though Vaarsuvius would disagree. She's his fire. Even if she betrayed him, he would still love her.
He has a thing for always loving people. Right-Eye, Tiasal/Deirdre, Vaarsuvius...
If he thought V was willingly i a relationship with Xykon, what would he do when? Would he still try to get himself and Tiasal (and V?) away from there, or would he back down, return his attention to the Plan, and try to look after Tiasal as best he could in the circumstances?
And if they get distracted over their own issues, Tiasal's the one who is going to suffer the most, either short term (at the hands the the Master) or long term (by going insane).
Not hate her daughter herself then, but she'd hate what Deirdre - not Tiasal - represented.
But Tiasal would hate herself horribly if she ever became herself again.
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The April Squickies Award for Best Crack Pairing Story
Thank you so much to Kaytara for the avatar! It's of Redcloak's and Vaarsuvius's love child.
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2010-02-06, 07:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VII - Bring Bottled Water, Our Water is Spiked With Love Potion
Your local Cleric.
Cleric of the Murphy's Law Thread
(yes, that is possible)
"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
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2010-02-06, 07:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VII - Bring Bottled Water, Our Water is Spiked With Love Potion
1) New thread is new! Sort of. It had to be said
2) Welcome newcomers!
3) In terms of grammar, commas are the bane of my existence...I tend to overuse, which is sometimes worse than under. I can't shake thinking of commas as short pauses AND subject changes or additions. That's its own thing. The real bugger is that while writing these I haven't had a second reader over my shoulder...when I get caught up in the process, my fingers sometimes try to keep up with my brain by dropping words. Only, when I read it on my own in the same day I fail to register that there's a problem: my brain fills in the dropped word as if it's there. As such, most of my non-spell-check-catchable words are fixed by retro edit in a forum environment, which is part of my process today and tomorrow. I'll be re-reading parts one through nine, as well as Tsukiko's and my Thog/Therkla, specifically for these problems and fixing them. If you spot something you feel is wrong, please feel free to PM me about it! I welcome the extra eyes because it usually takes a few days for my brain to read the text with a truly critical eye towards grammar. Part 10 is about halfway done...again, it's long. Like two to three parts long, but will all be one part. Then, of course, is Part 11: The Finale which should be a normalish length addition.
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2010-02-06, 07:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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Poor Dierdre/Tiasal/V/Redcloak...
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Thanks to all my avatar artists, especially to Paisley for my avatar of Vivian, cowardly cryophoenix.
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2010-02-06, 08:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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*late to the party*
New thread! Woo! I feel like a bum 'cause I don't have anything to contribute to the conversation that hasn't already been said by someone more eloquent than me.
On an exciting note, I had my first speech tournament today, and I did pretty well. Also, it turns out my speech coach is also an OOTS fan, so we talked about SOD while we were waiting for the bus.
...And that is how I met your father.