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2011-06-08, 01:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Lima, Peru
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Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
What about tossing a giant's foot on people?
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2011-06-08, 04:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2010
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- Ponyville
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2011-06-08, 05:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2007
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- The midwest.
Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
I believe this is my favorite thread ever.
Gnome Alone, did you ever actually get to play this character? How did it go?Last edited by Shpadoinkle; 2011-06-08 at 05:31 PM.
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2011-06-10, 01:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2008
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2011-06-22, 11:09 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2010
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- Cat Food Island
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Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
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"I'll be whatever I wanna do." - Philip J. Fry
my fake wizard|my fake one-shot|my fake link
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2011-06-22, 04:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2011
Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
he could just go around saying that he has permancied Tenser's Transformation.
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2011-06-22, 04:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2011
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- Minnesota
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Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
Avatar of George the Dragon Slayer, from the upcoming Indivisible!
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Warriors and Wuxia, Callos_DeTerran's ToB setting
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2011-06-22, 05:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2007
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- Icy Evil Canadia
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Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
If I were dming a "wizard" like this, I would so create an evil animated windmill for the party to battle.
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2011-06-22, 05:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2009
Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
Permanency
Components: V, S, M
Material Component: One flask of sovereign glue.
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2011-06-22, 05:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2011
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2011-06-22, 06:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2011
Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
Some of these may have been done, I didn't read everything.
Ghost Sound: Korg inconspicuously stands to one side, and tries to imitate an owl.
Phantasmal Killer: Korg is very good at casting this. Nobody has yet realized it is only an illusion of an angry, deluded barbarian half-orc coming to make a pretzel out of their spine.
Raise Dead: Korg lifts up dead thing.
Mirror Image: Material component: Mirror. Korg stands in front of mirror.
Alternate Mirror Image: Korg hops between four spots. Quickly.
Hideous Laughter: Material component: disposable person. Korg makes a joke, and punches out disposable person when he doesn't laugh.
Fireball: Korg throws campfire. (I would love to see how that goes with the DM.)
Alter Self: Korg puffs out his cheeks and walks on his knees.Last edited by QuidEst; 2011-06-22 at 06:47 PM.
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2011-06-22, 10:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2009
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2011-06-22, 11:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2011
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- Western Maryland
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2011-06-23, 02:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2011
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- Tempus Fugit
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Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
And no one has mentioned yet Korg's strongest spell, the bane of any spellcasters!
Fear the mighty Mage's Disjunction - Any enemy spellcaster within Korg's fists radius is disjoined. That is, the mage itself is separated into its individual components... say, bones, flesh, muscles, tongue, brain, spinal chord...The Pen is mightier than the Sword - when the message is written in Blood.
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2011-06-23, 03:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2005
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- Denmark
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Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
You might want to take a peek at the spoiler posted just above you -- Korg 'cast' "Arcane Disjunction" there.
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2011-06-23, 03:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2008
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Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
"Korg make shelaylay oyl (a bottle of cinnamon oil), so majik staff (greatclub) hit harder."
"Isn't that a druid spell?"
Cue rage and numerous "inflict spells".
"Oh sweet pelor that burns"
Also korg master of psionics. Korg manerfest:
Schism - starts talking to himself, and allows him to cast multiple arcane strikes each round (iteratives)
Shatter Mindblank - also affects teeth.
Ego Whip - "not in the face, not in the face".
Time Hop - knock them into next Tuesday.
Energy Retort - korg only one that manerfest this power as wood (robilar's gambit+greatclub)
Psychic crush - Headbutt.
Affinity Field - whenever someone hits you, you punch everyone else in the area just as hard.
Elfsight-pulls out a severed elf head, and points it all around, when that doesn't work shout "dang this only half-elf".My homebrew
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2011-06-23, 04:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2011
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2011-06-23, 04:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2008
Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
I love you and this is amazing, just linked this to my friend who plays a barbarian named "Korgal" =lol
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2011-06-23, 05:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2010
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- A Place with No Time
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Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
This is such an AMAZING character concept. Really, wow, this is brilliant.
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2011-06-23, 05:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
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- Below sea level
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Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
WOW! what is this, I don't even *brain fries*
seriously though, awesome concept.
anyway, I guess you could do this with druid too :) making a barbarian believe he is a druid :) just by mimicking sounds he will speak 'druidic'
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2011-06-23, 05:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2010
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- Fort Worth, Texas
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Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
Permission to steal this character concept the next time my GM kills my PC through ridiculousness.
I, too, wish to play a MUSCLE WIZARD."You'd better take care of me, God. Otherwise, you'll have me on your hands." - Hunter S. Thompson
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2011-06-24, 04:33 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2011
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- Tempus Fugit
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Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
[OT]
Amazing, they are really worded identically.
By the way, could you please point out in which rulebook Arcane Disjunction can be found? Thanks!
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More spells!
## Blade of Blood
Components: M - a corpse freshly killed by Korg; S - splashing the weapon with blood.
## Touch of Idiocy
Korg casts this on himself first thing in the morning to avoid being "too overpowering".
##Expeditious Retreat/Haste
Run feat, Fast movement, yelled before moving full speed.
##Acid Arrow
Components: M - ingest poison, make Fortitude save; V - spit at nearby mage with CON as a dump stat.Last edited by Andre; 2011-06-24 at 04:34 AM.
The Pen is mightier than the Sword - when the message is written in Blood.
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2011-06-24, 06:27 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
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- Below sea level
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Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
cloudkill(M garlick, V): Korg eats garlick and breathes heavily.
Featherfall(S), ignore damage from falling, this is a mind affecting ability
Daze(M,S) : hit target to the head, is effective against all HD
detect secret door(S(M)): hit agianst the wall until it sounds funny or Korg smashes through the wall, battering ram as focus provides a +10 on the search check
locate city(V,S,M): with a map spekaing the city's name pointing it on a map
discern bloodline(V,S): intimidate check made with the question who/what are you
Master's touch(M,S,V): Korg thrusts a weapon into someone's hands, and threthens them to use it well, the target will **** she/he/it's pants and do it's absolute best to wield it.
Forcewave(S): Korg bullrushes target, no save will apply
Dragon's breath(M,V): Korg takes a sip of very flammable material, and spits it out while holding a torch in front of it. this will create a 15' cone chaped burst of fire, 1d4 per level (max 5d4)
Angry visage(V,S): Korg gets level as bonus on initmidate while raging
Cause fear(V): Korg looks angry and intimidates enemies for 1d4 rounds and they are frightened.
lantern light won't be in the spellbook, because, seriously, Krog will use his rod of Lordly Might and thus can't cast lantern lightLast edited by Socratov; 2011-06-24 at 06:42 AM.
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2011-06-24, 06:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2011
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- Minnesota
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Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
Avatar of George the Dragon Slayer, from the upcoming Indivisible!
My Steam profile
Warriors and Wuxia, Callos_DeTerran's ToB setting
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2011-06-24, 07:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2009
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2011-06-24, 08:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2011
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2011-06-25, 05:50 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
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- Below sea level
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2011-06-25, 10:13 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2011
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- Plane of Science
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Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
Glitterdust: Throw pouch of flour into the air. Material component: pouch of flour. Why doesn't it glitter? Because Korg is no girly elf.
Detect invisibility: "I SEEEEEE YOU!" Unfortunately the Target moves too fast to catch.
Arcane Lock: focus, one lock, placed on item to be locked. Now magically locked!
Blight: Material component: Contents of Bladder.
Calm Animals: "Animal calm now. See him lying there peacefully? No, he not dead, that silly... oops, maybe Krog too powerful a wizard."
Circle of Death. Draw circle in ground. If a creature crosses into circle, they die.
Confusion: works on enemies that see Krog 'casting'
Contagion: Krog sneezes on nearby opponent.
Create Food/Water: Survival check
Darkvision: Krog even got it permanent on himself. If it doesn't work, then you must have been blinded.
Detect animals or plants: "HEY YOU GU-UYS!"
Discern lies. Requires a hammer to make Law and Order sound, then Krog decides which words are lies and which aren't (hint, most enemies lie all the time)
Disguise Self (as barbarian) "Krog good wizard!"
Disrupt Undead: "He no have head. That disrupted!"
Eyebite: Krog drops pants
Forsight: "Krog knew that would happen!"
Ghost Sound: "Oooooh; Sppooooooooky!"
Hide from animals/undead: "They no can see me know" "Must have good will saves" Material component: Bush, placed on Krog's head.
Hold Portal: "Krog got it!"
Identify: "That pretty necklace."
Illusory script: "Krog protect spellbook with Illusory Script!"
Invisibility "If Krog can't see you, you can't see Krog!"
Mage Hand "Krog mage, so Krog's hand Mage Hand."
Mage's Lucubration: Material Component: alcohol "Krog Lucubrated!"
Mage's Sword: See Mage Hand, replace hand with sword
Magic Mouth: More Ventriloquism
Make Whole: Action: squeeze until parts stick together. Optional material component: Glue
Misdirection: Krog Misdirect other casters to believe Krog simple barbarian.
Open/Close: Focus: key for item to be opened or closed.
Passwall: Focus: digging tools
Produce Flame: Focus; Flint and Steel
Reduce Person/Animal: sit on target
Shrink Item: See above
Ventriloquism: "I'm really speaking from the statue and not from behind the middle door!"
Web: Material component: Net
I don't know if any of these are repeats, but I thought they were good ideas
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2011-06-25, 10:17 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2011
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- Astral Sea
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Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
A Barbarian Wizard? That Character must have been an illegitimate child to an actual wizard, but was raised by his father, being the chief of his clan.
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2011-06-25, 03:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2009
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