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2010-01-11, 06:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Heh heh Roleplaying. But can your master defeat hidden GODS! (Yeah the Dm Said I couldnt play my character because of a too high level so he made him a God, im just an Avatar of him and he is pissed off).
I invite your god to an Godly boxing match......Dragon...oh Ok then JUST A MATCH!
Oh yeah as revenge your uncle is now a Dracolitch under my control.
Anyway PLEESE A COMMENT ON MY FLICK! PLEESE! I WANT THE LITERARY CRITICIZM!
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2010-01-11, 06:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Thanks!
Definitely weird (the Roy x Eugene fic), Sereg, but still oddly interesting.
Welcome, Eztheria, and very nice a and amusing for your first fic! Welcome to you too, ShippoWildheart!
Love the cast page and highschool pics, Yiuel. Is that Crystal's sword on the ground next to Joan?
Bahaha! Great fic, CoffeeIncluded!
I think I'll finish my Nale/Sabine (for his psycological health) fic with guest appearances from Murphy's Law characters this evening.That's what she said.Susan Sto Helit avatar by Felyndiira.
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2010-01-11, 06:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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My webcomic!
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Tales of Aequar: Runite's Rise IC
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Playing Natalia Bolts,Jadeite Nocrius, and Soren Lowell
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2010-01-11, 06:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Beware the many wrong things in this spoiler!SpoilerThe Order of the Stick Jr.
Meet : Alexander, Joan, Ross, Leilandius, Hitomi, Ngoc and Arduvanius
As interpreted (and drawn) by yours truly, Yiuel
Yiuel LeMelvillois
Only on blank paper do we write the best stories...
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2010-01-11, 06:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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Thanks people who helped me with my self confidence. I'll edit my story and put it up in a few days. Can't wait.
Edit: Almost forgot! Hello to any new-comers, and great crack and more to everyone else!Last edited by Lawyergoblin; 2010-01-11 at 06:43 PM.
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2010-01-11, 07:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
...PPFFFFFFffffffffffffffff *Falls over laughing*
Sorry, I can't help but laugh at the thought of that. It's a fantastic mental image. (with bathroom humor)
*falls over laughing (again)*
Great work again Coffee.
That she is, that she is...
She must learn the ways of theforcecrack.Last edited by Aaron; 2010-01-11 at 07:10 PM.
Your local Cleric.
Cleric of the Murphy's Law Thread
(yes, that is possible)
"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
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2010-01-11, 07:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
To finish, the ultimate High School picture :
SpoilerBeware the many wrong things in this spoiler!SpoilerThe Order of the Stick Jr.
Meet : Alexander, Joan, Ross, Leilandius, Hitomi, Ngoc and Arduvanius
As interpreted (and drawn) by yours truly, Yiuel
Yiuel LeMelvillois
Only on blank paper do we write the best stories...
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2010-01-11, 07:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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My webcomic!
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Tales of Aequar: Runite's Rise IC
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Playing Natalia Bolts,Jadeite Nocrius, and Soren Lowell
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2010-01-11, 08:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Beware the many wrong things in this spoiler!SpoilerThe Order of the Stick Jr.
Meet : Alexander, Joan, Ross, Leilandius, Hitomi, Ngoc and Arduvanius
As interpreted (and drawn) by yours truly, Yiuel
Yiuel LeMelvillois
Only on blank paper do we write the best stories...
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2010-01-11, 08:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-11, 08:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Let's fire up the roller...
Zz'drti x Tsukiko: I'll leave this to someone else. I don't want to use a character more than once in a row.
Redcloak x Julia Greenhilt: I might be able to make this work. I'll file it away for later.
Roy's sword x The really dangerous trap: ...
I just have to give this a go.
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2010-01-11, 09:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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No, it's funny.
Fun Fact #1: I hate wearing skirts and dresses.
Fun Fact #2: At nerd camp there are "theme days". One of them was called Naughty Catholic School Girl Day. This was the only day in the entire year where I willingly wore a dress, and the only day ever where I actually wore a miniskirt and overall quite revealing outfit.
Fun Fact #3: No I am not showing pictures.My webcomic!
Currently DMing:
Tales of Aequar: Runite's Rise IC
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2010-01-11, 09:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Last edited by The Dark Fiddler; 2010-01-11 at 09:19 PM.
It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
If you want to stay in touch, reach out to me on twitter (same username).
The best answer is always to ask your DM.
Unless you're the DM, in which case you should talk to your players.
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2010-01-11, 09:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
My webcomic!
Currently DMing:
Tales of Aequar: Runite's Rise IC
OOC Map
Playing Natalia Bolts,Jadeite Nocrius, and Soren Lowell
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2010-01-11, 09:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-11, 09:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
This one? I had a chance to go, but the price turned me away.
Now I am so regretting not going. It sounds so fun...It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
If you want to stay in touch, reach out to me on twitter (same username).
The best answer is always to ask your DM.
Unless you're the DM, in which case you should talk to your players.
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2010-01-11, 09:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Beware the many wrong things in this spoiler!SpoilerThe Order of the Stick Jr.
Meet : Alexander, Joan, Ross, Leilandius, Hitomi, Ngoc and Arduvanius
As interpreted (and drawn) by yours truly, Yiuel
Yiuel LeMelvillois
Only on blank paper do we write the best stories...
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2010-01-11, 09:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
WHAT? *runs away in panic*
Unfortunatelly, I don't have time to draw lately -work has finally caught me . Fortunatelly I can read some crack pairings, which is best thing to relax after busy day . Especially "It all started with a kiss" in prison was great, but other ones too.
Hello new members! And good luck to everyone who has or will have exams!
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2010-01-11, 09:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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Last edited by CoffeeIncluded; 2010-01-11 at 09:25 PM.
My webcomic!
Currently DMing:
Tales of Aequar: Runite's Rise IC
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Playing Natalia Bolts,Jadeite Nocrius, and Soren Lowell
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2010-01-11, 09:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Last edited by Yiuel; 2010-01-11 at 09:38 PM.
Beware the many wrong things in this spoiler!SpoilerThe Order of the Stick Jr.
Meet : Alexander, Joan, Ross, Leilandius, Hitomi, Ngoc and Arduvanius
As interpreted (and drawn) by yours truly, Yiuel
Yiuel LeMelvillois
Only on blank paper do we write the best stories...
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2010-01-11, 09:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
15 now, but I'm already going to be paying $7500 to go to Japan this summer, and next summer I'll be 16. And probably still paying my parents back that $7500.
Still, it's Japan!
(Yes, I realize how strange it is to pay $7000+ to go to Japan when I didn't want to pay no more than half that for camp, but it's Japan!)Last edited by The Dark Fiddler; 2010-01-11 at 09:44 PM.
It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
If you want to stay in touch, reach out to me on twitter (same username).
The best answer is always to ask your DM.
Unless you're the DM, in which case you should talk to your players.
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2010-01-11, 09:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Beware the many wrong things in this spoiler!SpoilerThe Order of the Stick Jr.
Meet : Alexander, Joan, Ross, Leilandius, Hitomi, Ngoc and Arduvanius
As interpreted (and drawn) by yours truly, Yiuel
Yiuel LeMelvillois
Only on blank paper do we write the best stories...
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2010-01-11, 10:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
My webcomic!
Currently DMing:
Tales of Aequar: Runite's Rise IC
OOC Map
Playing Natalia Bolts,Jadeite Nocrius, and Soren Lowell
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2010-01-11, 10:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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Beware the many wrong things in this spoiler!SpoilerThe Order of the Stick Jr.
Meet : Alexander, Joan, Ross, Leilandius, Hitomi, Ngoc and Arduvanius
As interpreted (and drawn) by yours truly, Yiuel
Yiuel LeMelvillois
Only on blank paper do we write the best stories...
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2010-01-12, 12:18 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Alright, here's "Roy's sword/The really dangerous trap." It's very rushed, but I don't think I did too terrible.
SpoilerNow, we all know how Roy felt when he went through a certain trap in Xykon's first dungeon. But have we considered how his ancestral blade felt?
Perhaps this requires a small explanation. Everyone knows that the sword of the Greenhilts had magical properties, especially when it was reforged with a starmetal augment. But what a very small number of people know is that the sword has its own conciousness. And that consciousness is... erratic, to say the very least. To provide an example, it actually took pleasure in the lich shattering its blade. It really likes when it hits other creatures, and not merely in a "battle satisfaction" kind of way.
However, to the Greenhilt sword, nothing quite compared to when Roy stepped through that trap. All those types of damage, all those Fortitude saves... it was staggering and exciting. So much so that the sword (what was left of it, anyway,) felt something of a sense of loss when that dungeon was blown up by that dumb bard.
For the longest time, the sword tried to tell Roy to build another of those magnificient traps, but to no avail, due to it only being a hilt at the time, as well as the fact that Roy was mourning the loss of his sword more than that of his father. When it was reforged, however, and with the bonus of starmetal, it could finally make its thoughts known. Now, it began projecting its thoughts into Roy's brain. It started simple: "Roy."*
The response was rather predictable, if nonverbal. "What the... Who... Where..."
"I've been with you all these years, and it's NOW that you notice me?"
"Wait. You're my sword?"
"That took considerable brainpower to deduce, didn't it?" Before Roy could respond, the sword continued. "I have a request for you."
"Umm... sure. Fire away."
"Remember that trap in Xykon's castle? The one that poisoned you seventeen times?"
"Ugh, how could I forget?"
"I want you to build another one."
"Are you serious? Did you enjoy watching me get mauled?"
"Not quite."
"Besides, I don't even know how to make a trap!"
"Then ask your rogue, or something. I don't care what methods you use, just get that trap built."
Well, it took a lot of bargaining, a few instances of tasteless jokes, and three promises of an increased share of loot, but Roy eventually convinced Haley to construct the same trap, to the best of her knowledge and ability. After a few days, the blade's request was fulfilled and Roy now stood in front of an armed doorway, set to go off once an object passed through.
"Toss me through," his sword said in his head.
"You're joking, right?"
"Just do it."
"Whatever." Roy unslung his sword and tossed it through the doorway. As the trap sprung, he had horrible flashbacks.
He decided it would be best to leave when he heard his sword mentally crying out in ecstasy.
Thoughts?
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2010-01-12, 12:22 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Yay! More crack and Order of the Twig!
Tell me about it
@Yiuel More commentary on your comic. I like that Joan has Crystal’s dagger. By the way, you’ve referred to Leilandius as male in the comic, I must say that I found the fact that you’d unambiguously identified both of V’s children as male is…disappointing (down ear fetish, down) however all was not lost. While I don’t normally go for blondes, Joan is just sooooooo cute. Of course, according to your high school pics, Leilandius is female. Yay!
I thought I’d do another crazy pairing. So, when I’m finished, I’ll give you Thog x Miko.
By the way, what titles and in what order do we have so far? Speaking of which I came up with:
Crack pairings: If it makes sense, you’re doing it wrong!
Crack pairings: Ignoring canon since May 2009The Good Cat Mistress shall show mercy to her servants
My Homebrew
SpoilerRace
Wiggles
Monsters
Cold iron dragon
Argent dragon
Base Class
Glowherd
Silly stuff
Acid classes (as inspired by DracoDei)
Keeper of the Fourth Gate (PrC)
Competitions
Afroakuma's Giantitp Villain Competition
Other
Sereg's Alternative Pronunciation Guide System
Competitions that I've Currently Entered: Lord Gareth's The Alter of Naught Base Class Challenge
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2010-01-12, 12:24 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Beware the many wrong things in this spoiler!SpoilerThe Order of the Stick Jr.
Meet : Alexander, Joan, Ross, Leilandius, Hitomi, Ngoc and Arduvanius
As interpreted (and drawn) by yours truly, Yiuel
Yiuel LeMelvillois
Only on blank paper do we write the best stories...
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2010-01-12, 12:53 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Not everything we do here is a sexual fetish. Sometimes we just think it will be fun/funny to write, or we want to see what happens. I guarantee, I have no sexual interest in anything remotly relating to my current fic, but it wants to be written, and I can't help it.
Heck, I've written Scorpion/Mr Scruffy before(with Rape as the plot device), and if you think any of that excites me, then I really need to represent myself better. It was just interesting to write for me, and, I hope, funny for the thread. My many, many fetishes never entered into it.[/sarcasm]
FAQ is not RAW!Avatar by the incredible CrimsonAngel.
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I play primarily 3.5 D&D. Most of my advice will be based off of this. If my advice doesn't apply, specify a version in your post.
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2010-01-12, 01:24 AM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-12, 02:22 AM (ISO 8601)
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Wait... what's with the OOTS junior thing?
What have I missed?!