Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It

[half-halfling]

I'm happy You like my comic . Aarindarius from first panel gave me idea to draw this:



CoffeeIncluded -your picture is nearly literally my original idea (I like it too). Maybe it has something to do with Asta Kask's board hive mind
(or maybe genius' minds work in similar ways :D :P )
It's sad to hear about Your problems. My next comic will be something funny ,not depressing (I have an idea, although it will take some time).

Andric -I didn't know pink dragons are evil -it is based on Vaarsuvius in dragon form.

[Zanaril]

AWESOMESAUCE!

Andric -I didn't know pink dragons are evil -it is based on Vaarsuvius in dragon form.

No no no, Vaarsuvius' dragon form was based on the dragon plushie.

[CoffeeIncluded]

I'm happy You like my comic . Aarindarius from first panel gave me idea to draw this:

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CoffeeIncluded -your picture is nearly literally my original idea (I like it too). Maybe it has something to do with Asta Kask's board hive mind
(or maybe genius' minds work in similar ways :D :P )
It's sad to hear about Your problems. My next comic will be something funny ,not depressing (I have an idea, although it will take some time).

Andric -I didn't know pink dragons are evil -it is based on Vaarsuvius in dragon form.

Aarindarius: The most terrifying christmas elf in existence.

Actually, that was my inspiration.

Me: Hmm...Vaarsuvius as a christmas elf...Well, Fabricate is a transmutation spell... IDEA!

Thanks.

[The Dark Fiddler]

Must... resist... ending contest... awarding first place...

While I'm on the topic, the contest ends today. And then I have school tomorrow. I could have planned this better.

[Zanaril]

Must... resist... ending contest... awarding first place...

While I'm on the topic, the contest ends today. And then I have school tomorrow. I could have planned this better.

Wait, you have school still? What kind of school doesn't give you Christmas holidays?

[Asta Kask]

Wait, you have school still? What kind of school doesn't give you Christmas holidays?

I believe the schools are open 'til the 22nd in Sweden.

[Lawyergoblin]

I give to you, CHAPTER ONE OF REDCLAOKxCELIA!
I would very much enjoy it if people would respond to this.

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We gather here today to mark the trial of this goblin, faced with war crimes against Azure city and against weakening the fabric of the universe. We ask our twelve gods to-” “EXCUSE ME!”

Hinjo was cut off by the goblin standing in the center of the throne room. The crimson mantle had been taken from him, and he still stood erect despite the many wounds he had suffered.

“I would like to be quoted as saying that your barnyard gods suck, and, this entire situation is their fault.”

A collective gasp spread quickly around the room. Hinjo’s contorted into a look of rage as he stood by the thrown.

“How dare you! The only reason the so humanoids have died throughout the years revolves around the fact that-”

Again the goblin cut Hinjo off mid-sentence.

“I also wish it to be known that I have a right to an attorney. I have read all of your Azure law books in my many years of living”

The goblin smirked. All eyes in the room swiveled to Hinjo.

“Well, um,” Hinjo sighed and hung his head. “The goblin is correct. He will be given an attorney.”

Many loud voices resounded out through the crowd, as none liked this new announcement. Especially the Order. They stood near the back, conversing out Hinjo’s sight, trying to decipher the situation.

"Did I hear that right? The goblin will get an attorney?"

"Yes Elan, But we have a more important problem on our hands. Who would act as a defense lawyer for him?"

"The only one we know of is Celia, but she'd never do that case."

"Actually, I would."

"WHAT! Celia, you can’t, that guy was in the dungeon, he'd kill you!"

"No Roy, I don't believe he would."

"And why is that, pray tell?"

"Because I know him"

The rest of the order simply gaped. Only Belkar wasn’t fazed.

“Do you mean you’ve meet him, or-”

Roy raised his voice in a warning tone.

“Belkar…”

“Alright already, Can’t I have any fun?”
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Sorry it's so short, but I don't have much free time on my hands. I hope to continue it later.

[Zanaril]

I give to you, CHAPTER ONE OF REDCLAOKxCELIA!
I would very much enjoy it if people would respond to this.

Good start. It's always fun to remember that they're on the same side of the Law/Chaos axis...

Would you mind putting it in spoiler tags? It just keeps things looking neater.

[Dark Faun]

I'm interested and am looking forward to know more about this.

I loved all the other updates, be they stories or pictures.

[The Dark Fiddler]

Wait, you have school still? What kind of school doesn't give you Christmas holidays?

The kind of school that is stupid enough to move the start time an hour earlier in the same year as opening a brand new high school and completely re-organizing the way things are done, in addition to only having the school open JUST in time.

[Zanaril]

Just jumping on the Aandy/V bandwagon here :


Not pictured: Subsequent kissing, groping, and ear-stroking.

The kind of school that is stupid enough to move the start time an hour earlier in the same year as opening a brand new high school and completely re-organizing the way things are done, in addition to only having the school open JUST in time.

I think that level of disorganisation is normal for schools.

[CoffeeIncluded]

Just jumping on the Aandy/V bandwagon here :

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Not pictured: Subsequent kissing, groping, and ear-stroking.

Also not pictured: Kyrie walking in on the scene, staring in shock, V's hasty explanation, and the elven threesome that ensues.

[Zanaril]

Also not pictured: Kyrie walking in on the scene, staring in shock, V's hasty explanation, and the elven threesome that ensues.

Great. More inspiration.

Further not shown: The rest of the Order leaving the party early out of embarrassment. Except for Belkar who had to be dragged away.


I had really better be getting a drawing tablet for Christmas...

[CoffeeIncluded]

Great. More inspiration.

Further not shown: The rest of the Order leaving the party early out of embarrassment. Except for Belkar who had to be dragged away.


I had really better be getting a drawing tablet for Chistmas...

Also also not shown: Haley telling Elan to use Alter Self to turn himself into an elf, followed by the two of them ..."trying out" the "Techniques" shown.

And my mom said I'd be getting a tablet for Hanukkah, but I won't get it for a few months.

[Dark Faun]

What wasn't shown either was Xykon's Teevo recording it all to use as blackmail later.

[CoffeeIncluded]

What wasn't shown either was Xykon's Teevo recording it all to use as blackmail later.

Blackmail? Are you sure that they would consider an elven threesome blackmail?

[doliest]

Just jumping on the Aandy/V bandwagon here :

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Not pictured: Subsequent kissing, groping, and ear-stroking.

Is...is there anyone who knows how to shrink that down and make it a banner?

[Dark Faun]

Blackmail? Are you sure that they would consider an elven threesome blackmail?

And you'll do anything I want, because if you don't I'll show this video to everyone, thus making your gender clear and consequently destroying the space/time continuum forever!

[Zanaril]

Is...is there anyone who knows how to shrink that down and make it a banner?

Sure, give me a moment.

[The Dark Fiddler]

Which reminds me, Zan. Do you want your Ice Sculpture banner added to the OP?

[CoffeeIncluded]

And you'll do anything I want, because if you don't I'll show this video to everyone, thus making your gender clear and consequently destroying the space/time continuum forever!

How do you know I wasn't using Alter Self?

[The Dark Fiddler]

How do you know I wasn't using Alter Self?

Because I'm the main antagonist. I can metagame all I want.

[CoffeeIncluded]

I force the Laws of Physics to sit in a corner and weep. (I wonder how much Coffee would pay me to do that for her...)

[Dark Faun]

This argument ended, naturally, with the two of them making out passionately.

[ShinyDelusion]

Sorry about your nightmare and homework troubles, Coffee; wish I could help. Actually, depending on what about Physics you're having trouble with, I might be able to contribute something. Are you having trouble with the math, the rules, or something else?

Love Aandy-claus there, half-halfling. And now I have to urge to either re-watch or reread Hogfather... Again...

Cute, Lawful. It does make one wonder what various denziens of a dungeon do with their time when the adventurers haven't arrived yet...

Did someone say elven threesome? Is someone going to write an elven threesome?

[CoffeeIncluded]

This argument ended, naturally, with the two of them making out passionately.

Oh Xykon, I never thought your phalanges could be so delicate...

Aarindarius, Inkyrius: *Walk in* SUVIE!!!

Uh...I can explain...

Aarindarius, Inkyrius: ...

*Seconds later*

THIS IS EVEN BETTER THAN COFFEE!!!

[Zanaril]

Banner time!

Which reminds me, Zan. Do you want your Ice Sculpture banner added to the OP?

Only if you think it's relevant enough.

And you'll do anything I want, because if you don't I'll show this video to everyone, thus making your gender clear and consequently destroying the space/time continuum forever!

I have my doubts that you'd be able to tell even then.

[CoffeeIncluded]

I'm sure you can think up a story to go along with it.

Crack Pairings Thread: If It Doesn't End In Elven Sex, We've Done Something Wrong

[Zanaril]

I'm sure you can think up a story to go along with it.

Crack Pairings Thread: If It Doesn't End In Elven Sex, We've Done Something Wrong

You know, I sometimes wonder if - when people see some of the banners with normal pairings - they initialy think they're cute.
But then when they read the "Yes, that type of love." bit, they start wondering if the image is implying something else that they've missed...

[CoffeeIncluded]

You know, I sometimes wonder if - when people lsee some of the banners which normal pairings - they initialy think they're cute.
But then when they read the "Yes, that type of love." bit, they start wondering if they image is implying something else that they've missed...

I think our reputation is notorious enough at this point.